Zhihu, are there any famous jokes in football?
"I think it's bad luck for other teams to draw with Barcelona."
"Mr Enrique, we heard many fans calling your name at the scene."
"Every time it is 100 ~ 150 or more, I pay them to come."
"Mr Enrique, which team do you want to play in the final of the Champions League?"
"A team that can dominate the finals."
"Mr Enrique, pellegrini said that their physical fitness was poor because they played too many games in February and 10, which affected their Champions League match with you in February."
"I don't know whether the winter break gives us an advantage. This is a question related to customs, but we like to watch the Premier League during the winter break. "
"Mr Enrique, what are the GPS vests worn by Barcelona players in training?"
"That's to prevent our players from running away and disappearing."
"Mr Enrique, what do you think of the referee's red card for Alba?"
"Alba told me that he was sent off when he told the referee that it was always me. He should not be given a red card unless it is the name of a horror film. "
"Mr. Enrique, how do you think Messi's penalty success rate is only 80%?"
"This data is very important in basketball."