I think it’s because of bad feng shui in the office that I always get sick.

Sick, how can anyone not be sick?

Being sick has nothing to do with being in the office. If whether a person is sick or not has anything to do with some bullshit Feng Shui, then why are there “medical universities” and hospitals all over the world? Wouldn't it be easier to go to Feng Shui, fortune telling, and horoscope analysis?

When you are hungry, eat;

When you are thirsty, drink water;

When you are tired, sleep;

If you are sick, go to the hospital!

Confused!