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Wei Zi's complete collection of dialogues.

dialect

Demon dialect

20 18. 10. 19

—————— Happy Friday dividing line? Welfare warning at the end of the article-

As we all know,

In daily life,

Mandarin is an irresistible trend.

All over the world.

But in the online world,

Unwilling to be lonely dialect,

Staring is by virtue of bohemian walking,

The first step made a splash as a demon.

For example, online hot words:

"Blue Thin Mushroom" comes from Nanning, Guangxi.

"Oh, my God" comes from Guanzhong, Shaanxi.

In addition, there is the "mushroom cool" in Lanzhou.

Sichuan's "Bashide Board",

Henan "has wood"

......

Speaking of which, in the dormitory on weekdays.

Most of my friends come from all corners of the country.

My roommate in the shop called home,

In the middle of the night, the roommate in the upper bunk said a dream.

You will feel ...

? So first of all?

? Let's listen to our friends.

? Talk about local dialects ~?

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"Give me a northeast classmate,

Can make the whole class speak Northeast dialect! ! ! "

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"I said in the dormitory,' I want to poop.' ,

My roommate replied,' I miss dad, too.' ..."

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"Every time I go to eat fish with my roommate in Sichuan, she says,' The fish is swinging'.

It means fish tail. It's cute to be poked ... "

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One of my roommates in Yunnan complained of a sore neck one day.

We all think her neck is stiff,

I didn't expect my throat to be inflamed ... "

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"Eight people and seven provinces,

Talking on the phone is like the seven-nation talks,

Guess which language will rule the whole dormitory. "

? What is the next step?

? Why don't we talk?

? What magical dialects are there in all provinces?

Shanghai dialect

In Shanghainese,

There is a greeting called "chop, I guess chop the rice."

There is a kind of help called "I help farmers find a way."

There is a kind of gratitude called "Xia Xia Nong".

There is a problem called "farmers' brains are full of energy".

Speaking of Shanghai dialect,

Does Vaughn know if Lennon has heard of it?

Zhuge Liang speaks Wang Lang in Shanghainese?

Come on, let me feel at will.

The voice around "Arqie Shanghai version of Romance of the Three Kingdoms"

I have to say that Zhuge Liang, who speaks Shanghai dialect,

This wave of operation is definitely 666,

One hundred dizzy, one hundred dizzy! ! !

Sichuan dialect

I like to use reduplicated words in Sichuan dialect.

Go to Sichuan restaurant to eat hot pot, and the boss will ask you:

"Do you want something lush?"

When cleaning, Sichuan Homecoming Association said:

"When sweeping the floor, Kaka should clean everyone."

Sichuan roommate:

"Have you seen my cup?"

Even quarreling has a feeling of being regarded as lovely.

Don't believe this sentence-

"I think you are full of bread,

It's hard to poke and poke! "

Ha, poke, poke and melon, all say you are stupid,

Guawazi is a Xiong Haizi.

In Sichuan dialect, fish is not called fish.

Tell the fish to sway;

Chicken wings are not called chicken wings, but chickens fly;

Eating meat is not called eating meat, it is called meat quack. ...

My roommate told me that I was going to take a shower.

That's what the shower says-"rub the clip",

I think it is suspicious to be cute. . .

northeastern mandarin

Rumor has it that a classmate from Northeast China was locked up in the dormitory.

Give you a hometown.

Three years later, everyone in the dormitory spoke Northeast accent.

Even dreaming and talking in your sleep in the middle of the night

Sad tone:

"Old Tie, how can this work?"

It can be said that Northeast dialect is really honey magic,

It is simply the "lever" of vertical and horizontal dialects.

It seems that everyone has a northeast friend around him.

Zhangjiakou is a quite authentic northeast dialect.

If there is a roommate in the northeast in the dormitory,

Free northeast dialect for one month. Get to know it quickly ~

Taiwan Province wall

It is said to be comparable to Northeast dialect.

It's our beautiful and delicate Taiwan Province accent.

The dialogue between Dongbei dialect and Taiwan dialect is generally like this:

? Sauce purple is not delicious. Why are you so purple!

Why is the sauce not delicious? No sauce!

? Honey, you are so cute today ~

The thickness that Lunjia loves you ~

Haha, what a bitch,

How many times have I told you,

Straighten your tongue!

? I declare that you have been sweating for a long time. Did you succeed?

Emma, I preach!

Fu (Hu) Lan (South) Dialect

The aunt next door gave birth to a son,

White and tender, watery.

My blue friend likes it very much.

Every time I see someone taking their son out,

Total want to gather together in the past to say hello, boast a few words:

"This little wolf child (boy) is really cute!"

……

More times,

When you take your son next door, you always look back.

Next, let's enjoy it together.

This Ningxiang dialect version

Roll the abyss ~

It successfully cured western songs.

After entering the cover of China,

And successful brainwashing makes people forget the original.

1300 million decibels Liao Jialin sang "Rolling Deep"

Minnan dialect

Speaking of Minnan,

You should be able to remember right away.

The well-known song "Love Will Win"

-"kill the mixed question group dia,

I am so angry. I love Biya's family. "

Minnan dialect can be said to be a difficult dialect.

When Northeasters and Fukiens play idioms solitaire,

Fujian people: soul mates

Northeasters: Being Father's Printing Thief

Fujian: My father was injured.

Northeastern: What do you think?

Hubei dialect

I once took a bus in Wuhan.

Hear the aunt in front of the former aunt shouted:

"Hey, you dropped the baby."

"Ah what what, I dropped her?

Oh, my God! Police! Police! My baby is gone! "

"Movasa, I'm talking about your shoes!"

guangxi dialects

I had a roommate in Guangxi when I was in college.

Every chat will describe Jiangxi as a zombie.

Bathing is called dead algae.

So, every time I take a shower,

Roommates can always hear it,

Guangxi roommate shouted at the bathroom:

"You hurry up to die. If you die, I will go in and die. "

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Isn't it good to live?

Guangzhou people

Speaking of Cantonese, I believe my friends.

Just a few simple spoken Cantonese!

For example, "Hello (Inner Monkey)",

The weather is fine (day k monkey monkey),

"Awesome (Monkey Race Thunder)" ......

Recently, there was a video of "Gangpu Listening Level 10".

A collection of stars from Hong Kong and Taiwan speaking Mandarin.

Shit! Don't! Endure! Look! The scene of the car accident,

Let's enjoy it together

Hong Kong Putonghua Listening Test Band 10

Nick Cheung felt very wronged, I am not a scum!

Ada Choi said, "these are the four suitable ones in this palace, blare blare blare.

A serious little expression of "Look how well I speak".

It seems that there are indeed many Gangpu.

The pain in the star's heart ~

Yunnan dialect

I once went to a store opened by a Yunnan person to eat rice noodles.

The boss suddenly said a sentence:

"Your ass turned over! My ass has turned over! "

I spit out a mouthful of rice noodles.

My classmates in Yunnan next to me calmly told me

What she said was: platoon! Bones Bubble! Rice!

And every time I take rice noodles, the boss will ask

"With or without vinegar?" I said, "Add"

She continued to ask, "Do you want to add shrimp?"

Me: "What?"

? "I feed you shrimp or not."

"?"

Yunnan students are translating:

"Did she ask you to add leeks?"

The Henan dialect

I remember there was a roommate in Henan in my dormitory.

What you said has a paragraph effect.

One of the most classic jokes is that once

We taught her to sing:

"Sun, my great mother,

You rise from the east every day,

Falling from the west! "

Haven't finished singing, henan people say:

"Are you tired? See how we sing. "

"The sun! My wife,

You see the sky rising in the east and falling in the west.

Are you panicking? "

It is said that as long as you understand the words "China", "China" and "Dejin",

You have mastered the essence of Henan dialect! !

Wenzhou dialect

It was posted on netizen Weibo.

The Ten Most Difficult Dialects to Learn in China

Wenzhou dialect ranks first in the difficulty index.

There are four kinds of Wenzhou dialect heard so far.

Eat wow, cut, Mai Jia and Jiabeng respectively.

I remember that the school opened an elective course in Wenzhou dialect.

Um ... no, then.

After three years in Wenzhou,

Listening to classmates speak Wenzhou dialect is still a face of worship.

Like rain, like fog, like wind ...

Sometimes, like the Japanese and Koreans,

The feeling of jumping out of the China system.

They all say there is no dialect,

Even life is a little less fun.

Dialect is the embodiment of our feelings for our hometown.

And the differences and diversity of languages and cultures,

But also more conducive to the development of culture,

While promoting Putonghua,

Also pay attention to protect your dialect ~

What are the interesting dialects in your hometown?

What interesting dialects have you heard in your life?

Welcome to leave your story in the comments section.

Call it ~ for your dialect ~