Ask for a sketch script, preferably a 14-year-old man on New Year's Day.

Characters: Communist Youth League Secretary, Xiao Ai, Xiaoling and Xiao Wu.

String 7

Scene: the seventh string in the classroom

League branch secretary: classmates, classmates, comrades and compatriots. . . Same. . . Why? Please listen to me!

String 6

Three people: Go ahead. String 6

Communist Youth League Secretary: Are you listening? String 8

Three people: I'm listening! String 9

Communist Youth League Secretary: Really?

String 4

Three people: Really!

String 6

Communist Youth League Secretary: Are you sure?

String 4

Three people: OK.

String 1

Communist Youth League Secretary: No remorse? String 2

Three people: no regrets. String 4

Communist Youth League Secretary: Are you serious? Did you lie to me? String 5

Three people: Do you want to talk or not?

String 3

Communist Youth League Secretary: Oh, I'm starting to talk! -What am I going to say?

String 2

Three people fainted. String 9

Youth League Secretary: Ah! ! ! ! This is the correct string 2.

Three people sit up. String 4

Youth League Secretary: I really forgot what I was going to say!

String 3

Three people fainted again. String 5

Communist Youth League Secretary: Well, get to the point, you can't get drunk again! You should keep working hard, be self-reliant, volunteer, stand on your own feet, stand on your own feet, stand on your own feet. . . Make good changes and boycott Japanese goods!

String 4

Xiaoling: What a mess!

String 6

Communist Youth League Secretary: Xiaoling! Why do you sleep in class? String 7

Xiaoling: I was sleepy and fell asleep! String 7

Communist Youth League Secretary: Why don't you sleep in the dormitory?

String 6

Xiaoling: I think! But the teacher won't let me go!

String 7

Communist Youth League Secretary: Can't you sleep after class?

String 1

Xiaoling: I sleep after class!

String 6

Communist Youth League Secretary: What to do in the evening?

Xiaoling: What do you do at night?

Communist Youth League Secretary: Go to sleep!

Xiaoling: We have the same habits!

Whose responsibility is it?

A: Hello everyone! My surname is Shi, Shi's "Shi", and my name is Shi Chang, which may be a "main hall" level.

B: hello, everyone! My surname is ju, and I am committed to "ju", which is two grades lower than "Shi". If he is the main hall class, I must be the "county" level. My name is Zhu Chang.

C: Hello, everyone! My name is Zhu, and I'm Zhu from Zhu Shimao. Ju and I are in the same level. As long as I live at the county level, I can't be a deputy county level. My name is Zhu Ren.

D: hello, everyone. My last name is Bao, and my name is Bao. I protect my country and defend my country. I feel inferior, my back is not straight and I have no "taste". However, my family has geese that eat grass. My name is Bao. Look at the names given by my parents. When people listen, they know that I am a janitor.

Of the four of us, I am the oldest.

D: I am the youngest!

C: Let's go! Step aside. It's not my turn yet. Why did you interrupt?

B: You too! I haven't said it yet!

C: I told him for you just now.

Where were we?

A: Having said that, I report to the audience that I am the oldest.

Oh, ... I'm the second!

C: Ha ha ha ha ha ha! ..... I am bigger than Bao and smaller than Ju.

Do you mean position or age?

C: Needless to say. It must be age! ..... Besides, do I need to repeat my duties? My name is written on it-"Director"! You, ... security, can't get in a word!

D: Why can't I get in a word?

C: This is communication between leaders, do you understand? You don't even have the level!

All right, stop it. What is the purpose of our coming here today?

B: cross talk!

C: What's the name of crosstalk? ......

D: Whose responsibility is this?

Whose responsibility is this? !

I don't know. Wow! what's up

C: Huh? Security, the boss and the second brother have already asked you! What's the matter? Whose responsibility is this?

How should I know? Zhu Ren-the third child!

A: Huh? Don't say that. Ladies and gentlemen, let me guide you. Recently, the court in our city sentenced a major and sad thing, do you know?

Goose Soldier: What's this? !

A: An old lady fell down by herself because she crossed the road on foot and got on someone else's car! ......

B: Hey, it's been several years since the court ruled!

C: I heard that a driver happened to drive by after the old lady was left behind. It's a good thing to help her up and take her to the hospital. The somebody else also paid 200 yuan medical expenses for her. That's Lei Feng!

A: Good people must be rewarded!

C: What? ! Good people are unlucky!

A: What bad luck! the result is ......

B: ... hacked! The court ordered the driver to compensate the old lady100000 yuan!

Ding: But he, the price of being "Lei Feng" is too high!

C: Do you think the court's decision is arbitrary? !

B: Exactly!

A: Oh.

C: Who dares to do good again? !

I know. Now, the old lady must be the focus of the whole city and the man of the hour!

Why, is she still omnipotent?

B: She changed the social atmosphere! Oppose Comrade Lei Feng!

C: If Lei Feng were here, ... he would be afraid of her!

A: Oh? Why?

Ding: Lei Feng is also afraid of misleading others! If you don't say something nice, you may be punished one by one!

That makes sense.

C: You said that as one of the "mothers" in China, she worked hard to educate her children since she was a child, and she was respected by the society. But why was she so short-sighted in her later years-why did she do something wrong? Society, what is going on?

A: Therefore, the municipal government attaches great importance to this matter!

D: what kind of attention?

I will definitely call a meeting to discuss this matter. Nothing has changed, the sound of the waves remains the same!

C: It won't be that simple, will it? I heard that the mayor has been anxious recently!

D: Hey, are they afraid of losing their jobs?

C: It is possible. Can he relax?

A: The mayor said that this incident in this city has a great negative impact and the whole country is paying attention to it! The mayor should seriously deal with the responsible person and be accountable! ......

B: accountability?

Yes, who is to blame?

D: exactly. Whose is it?

A: Let's demonstrate and see who is responsible. ......

T-butyl: OK! How to act?

A: I'll play the mayor of this city? How's it going? Huh? Ha ha ha ha ha! ......

Uncle Ding: Hey? ..... Why do you always have to be such a big official?

Have you no brains? ..... guess, guess! ..... Do you understand?

B: (asking C) Do you understand what he means?

C: I don't understand! (Ask Ding again) Do you understand the meaning of stone?

D: I don't understand the meaning of stone! Hi! ..... We have all become Japanese devils! ......

A: Well, since none of you understand, I'll tell you. ......

E, B, D: ... Say-yeah!

A: Ha ha ha! ..... Because, my name is Shi! My name is Shi Chang, and others will know that I am the mayor!

Tert-butyl: No way!

A: not as stupid as you! I thought it was a play!

B: ... What's my last name, Zhu?

A: Just play the director!

C: My surname is Zhu, so I play the director?

Ha ha ha, Zhu Xiao is still very smart!

What about me?

A: What about you? Isn't your name "security"?

D: yes!

A: ... Oh, your official position is even, and you continue to play the role of government security. Wait a minute, when I am responsible for myself, it usually means nothing to you. You will be responsible for the safety during our meeting.

Oh, my God! Am I too/unlucky? How come there is no official luck at all! ......

A: Ha ha ha. From now on, my "mayor" will be recognized by all comrades! I'll just stay there for a while. Perhaps, the wind and water turn, take turns Dangdang, you have to cooperate!

B: Ha ha ha! ..... like it!

C: What is it like? ! ..... he's like! You see, his demeanor, his temperament. Especially his garlic-flavored distiller's grains nose, how similar it is!

A: Really? Hahaha!

B: Yes!

Like who?

Khrushchev!

D: unlike him!

B: No? You say, like who? !

Ding: Like a village party secretary-nickname: Wang Da Nose! He really likes to seduce women in his village! ......

B: Ha ha ha ha! ..... Hum? Lao Shi, how can they treat you like this?

A: That's all right.

B: you are really! I just meant that Lao Shi ... is more "mayor" than the mayor! How can this be understood? Don't vilify the old stone, praise him! (crying) Send him flowers silently! ......

A: All right! Needless to say, as long as we demonstrate, it doesn't matter what you say about me!

B: Hahahaha, I think Lao Shi is the mayor's material! Stone, don't blame them as blind as a bat!

Bing Ding: Who is as blind as a bat?

B: Just now, you all ...?

Bing Ding: Just now, we tested you! We all support, agree with and love his old man as mayor!

Oh, you are all ... unite to hit me, an unarmed tough guy!

Bing Ding: Ha ha ha ha!

A: Ha ha ha, stop it. So, you all agree that I should be mayor?

Yi: As long as the Municipal People's Congress passes, the provincial party committee decides!

A: Good! Can we get started?

A Bing Ding: Go ahead, Mayor!

A: Ha ha ha ha ha ha! ..... In my family, there has never been such a big "official". It feels so good! I really want to worship my ancestors! This time, I will behave well and try to take the lead in demonstrating! Perhaps, the superior organization department really wants to talk to me, and I look forward to taking office soon! Hey-hey-hey .......

B: Look! ..... Is he serious? !

C: Why not take it seriously?

D: exactly! Who doesn't want to be an official and has been addicted to it? ! Look at my fate, it is the life of a security guard!

A: Hey! You are the heads of various functional departments, right? Is everyone here? ..... everyone has it! Attention! Take the Director of the National Development and Reform Commission as the center, and follow closely China! ..... look ahead! ..... Look right, look forward! At ease, attention! ..... comrades! Ah, this time, we will hold an accountability exercise temporarily. I hope all departments, comrades and leaders will actively cooperate, and don't use colons! Only when the performance is good can we find who is responsible and ask him the responsibility! Huh? Can we get started? ......

C:(Q. B) Is the "mayor" a soldier?

B: I seem to have been a militia battalion commander!

A: Quiet! Individual personnel should not whisper to each other! Huh? Yes, directors! Directors! Comrades! ..... This morning, as the mayor of this city, I called the "top leaders" of various government departments to hold an emergency temporary meeting! I think some comrades may already know the content of today's meeting! However, I still emphasize and announce the contents of the meeting. Huh? This is aimed at! This one? Recently, in our city, on the city road, what happened was an old lady. After she fell, she was wrong and was exposed by the media, which had a negative impact! The idea and task of our meeting today is to let everyone reason, analyze and summarize. Which department should be responsible for such a thing? You should speak out bravely, don't worry about anything, have any concerns! It's your own responsibility, it's your own responsibility! Don't run! Be realistic! After determining the responsible person, dismiss on the spot! As an alarm! Easy to do the next job! But I also ask and remind everyone: everyone should think clearly and be accurate! Don't pass the buck! Of course, we should make a long story short to illustrate the argument, not wordy, simple and clear! I hope everyone will speak enthusiastically and brainstorm. ..... Let's talk about the director of the National Development and Reform Commission first!

C: Do you see it? He soon entered the role of "mayor"! Before you really become a bureaucrat, you are full of bureaucracy!

B: That's right. Talk like the mayor.

About what? ! Be serious! ..... Everyone should abide by the meeting discipline! If you have anything to say, just say it. Don't talk privately! ..... Director of the National Development and Reform Commission, you go first!

B: (whispering to C) Huh? The mayor said you, starting with you. ......

C: I'm not the director of the National Development and Reform Commission. Why should I start?

You should tell this to the mayor.

You, ... you bully people!

I thought we were demonstrating! Cooperate with the mayor's work

A: Comrades, our work is very busy, and there are still many things to do and deal with! Please hurry! ......

Captain: Oh, Mr. Mayor. In this matter, our National Development and Reform Commission has not made full preparations ... I think we should analyze things from the viewpoint of dialectical materialism and seek truth from facts, right? Principle, we still want it! Huh? The NDRC should not be in charge of this kind of thing, and it has nothing to do with us. Right? Our aim is to promote the development and reform of social economy and make society richer! But with the development of society and economy, how can the old lady mistake someone for another? It has caused such a great negative impact on our society that the whole country is paying attention to it, which shows that our social civilization has not kept up! The misinformation of the old lady fully proves this point! Therefore, I think this is the responsibility of the government.