Requesting for a funny drama about studying. We will use it in the sixth grade. The number of words should not exceed 800. For 4 people, remember to be super funny and civilized. We are in the 6th grade.

111111 ordinary families

Characters: Lao Gao (father), Wu Fen (mother), Qianyi (daughter)

Current opening: This is a family An extremely ordinary family, parents and children. The only unusual thing is that the age gap in this family is larger than in other families. Lao Gao met Wu Fen, who was 29 years old, when he was nearly forty years old. They got married and had a daughter at the end of the year. Lao Gao had been in ink for several grades and gave his daughter a nice name, Qianyi. Lao Gao cherished his hard-won wife and daughter so much that his love for his daughter gradually turned into doting, and his love for his wife... became what the neighbors call "a strict henpeck". In the blink of an eye, 20 years have passed and Qianyi has reached the age of college entrance examination. Qianyi is the only hope for this half-elderly couple, and for this family whose financial situation is not very good and only relies on the couple's pension to survive, the college entrance examination is Qianyi's only way out.

In June, the college entrance examination is just around the corner. The whole family has been busy this month, busy up and down. This family of three lives in a two-story bungalow next to the street. Originally, the couple lived downstairs and Qianyi lived upstairs. The weather was so hot in June that the couple specially changed rooms with Qianyi and even moved the upstairs. The electric fan on the bed was also moved to Qianyi's room, and the couple played cattail fans upstairs. Qianyi was originally their treasure, and this month she was enshrined like Mazu. She was attentive to her from getting up to going to bed, and she looked more like a princess than a daughter.

Today is June 7th. I went to the examination room in the morning. Qianyi has been getting up very late this month, just in time to catch up with class. Today is no exception. When you come to the two couples, you will also be with Qianyi. Are you equally reassured? No, they were as anxious as ants on a hot pot, but no one dared to knock on their daughter's door. Every time they waited until they heard the alarm clock in their daughter's room go off before they dared to find some excuse to knock on their daughter's door. Today is worse than ever. It's already 7:30, and their daughter's alarm clock hasn't made any sound yet. The couple can only wait in front of their daughter's room in a hurry.

Wu: (Wearing an apron, pacing back and forth at the door of her daughter’s room) It’s all you, damn old man, why didn’t you check your daughter’s alarm clock yesterday? It’s fine now, it’s already 7:30 (Put your ear against the door for a moment) Look, there is no movement at all. What should I do if I'm late? By the way, old man, were their seats arranged by the teacher or did they find them themselves? What if you arrive late and all the good seats are taken away? Oops, old man, why are you still sitting still?

Gao: (Old Gao is sitting on a shabby sofa, wearing reading glasses and reading an old newspaper) What are you in a hurry? I believe in me. My daughter, she will get up naturally when the time comes.

Wu: (Raising the volume, but still afraid of waking up her daughter) Isn’t it time yet? What time is it? Let me tell you, old man (Wu Fen walked up to Lao Gao and whispered in his ear) yesterday I went to the temple and drew a lottery ticket. I only recognized "Feng Shui" and "name" written on it. , the elder who explained said this sign was unlucky, so I burned it immediately, I was afraid...

Gao: (stands up, takes off his glasses, mysteriously) Really?

Wu: Really!

Gao: Then wake up Qianyi quickly. Quickly, ask him if his seat arrangement is ready? Hurry!

Wu: Why did you ask me to scream? You screamed yourself! (As he spoke, he pushed Lao Gao to the door)

Gao: (raised his hand to knock on the door, then turned around and smiled stupidly) Old lady, you better do it.

Wu: (holding Lao Gao’s ears with his hands and turning his face away) You worthless thing, hurry up, your own daughter is not someone else, what are you afraid of, hurry up.

Gao: (helpless, turned back, hesitated, slowly stretched out his hand, then turned back) Hehe

Wu: Hurry up!

Gao: (Looking determined, he stretched out his hand and was about to knock on the door, but the door opened)

Qianyi: (Drowsily) What are you arguing about? I can't even sleep well.

Gao and Wu: (pointing at each other at the same time) It’s your mother (father)!

Qianyi: (laughing angrily) What are you doing? I'm about to take the exam and you're still making trouble. Don't blame me if you don't do well! snort! (Turns away)

Wu: (Sorry, smile) Haha, good daughter, don’t be angry. Your dad is confused. Ignore him. Good boy, go brush your teeth and wash your face. You’re almost late. Go quickly. Go quickly? (Speaking, he pushed his daughter towards the bathroom)

Gao: (puzzled) Why am I the only one who is so confused? It was obviously you who asked me...

Wu: (drags Lao Gao away) I said you are really old. What time is it today? Look at the examination room. Our daughter will be in the examination room tomorrow. Shang Fenyong kills the enemy (in the posture of a warrior). Just listen to what he has to say. If she says you are old and confused, just be old and confused.

Gao: That’s what you said.

Wu: Look at how stubborn you are. Even if you say you are confused, you are really confused. Am I not acting too?

Gao: Then you are not confused?

Wu: Why am I confused?

Gao: Why did you wake her up?

Wu: Let’s look at the examination room. What time is it? …Oh, by the way, I haven’t asked her if her seat has been reserved yet, so I’m really confused. (Go to the bathroom quickly, shouting as he goes) Qianyi, Qianyi, Qianyi...

Lao Gao: (facing his back, imitating her movements and voice and saying) "Why am I confused? "Hmph!"

Wu: Qianyi, you have to hurry up. I'm almost late, and if I don't take the good seat, someone will take it away. Feng shui in the exam is very important. Was your seat arranged by the teacher or did you find it yourself? If you go so late, won't you be able to get a seat?

Qianyi: Oh, Mom... why are you so superstitious? The seats are all arranged by the teacher, we are just getting familiar with them.

Wu: That’s right. Then Mom will go with you. Mom will help you see if your seat is okay. If not, ask the teacher to change it for you.

Qianyi: You know what you are looking at. I have to get familiar with it myself.

Wu: Why can’t I understand? Your mother and I have been worshiping Buddha all my life. Regarding Feng Shui, my mother is not even an expert, but she can be considered a master. That's it, I'll go with you later.

Qianyi: Who wants you to go? Besides, this position is arranged by the whole city. Who do you want to replace it with?

Wu: This...

Gao: What are you two arguing about? It's already 8 o'clock. If you don't go, even the examination room will be taken away, let alone the seats.

Wu: Oops, why did I forget all this? Come on, come on, Qianyi came and ate these eggs, and then hurried to school. By the way, bring this can of milk.

Qianyi: (impatiently) Oh, what are you in a hurry for? We only visited the examination room in the afternoon.

Gao, Wu: (surprised) Huh? ...

Qianyi: I finally had a good night's sleep, but you made me a mess!

Gao: (laughing apologetically) Oh..., hehe, good daughter, don't be angry, I'm just saying, my daughter always gets up naturally when she feels it's time to get up, does she still need to be called? It's all because of someone's fuss and forced me to wake you up. Come on, come on, go back to your room and have a good sleep. Don't worry about others. Go ahead.

Wu: You damn old man, you...

Qianyi: (impatiently) How can I still sleep after washing up?

Wu: Yes, yes, I feel dizzy when I go to bed after waking up. Come on, baby girl, hold your daughter in your arms and walk to the restaurant) Let’s have breakfast. Mom has prepared very nutritious and nutritious things for you. Just let your confused dad just stay there.

Gao: What are you...alas!

Act 2

Time: the evening of June 6

Current opening: Lao Gao and Wu Fen were sitting in the living room, the TV was on, Lao Gao took The remote control was adjusting the volume, and Qianyi's door was closed tightly.

Wu: (quietly) Lower the volume

Gao: (Turn the volume down again)

Wu: Lower the volume

Wu: Make it a little smaller. My daughter must study absolutely quietly.

Gao: (Turn off the TV with a "pop") Just stop watching it, absolutely quiet!

Wu: Shhh...why are you speaking so loudly? If you quarrel with your daughter, let’s see how I deal with you! snort! If you don’t want to watch, don’t watch. Who is afraid of whom?

(Gao turned his head and picked up a newspaper to read by himself. Wu had nothing to do and sat there blankly)

(Five minutes later, Wu started to doze off , Lao Gao coughed, Wu Fen woke up, glared at Lao Gao, Gao was proud and ignored)

Wu: Old man, you'd better turn on the TV, just turn off the sound, I'm going to sleep On fire.

Gao: (sneering) If you, an illiterate like you, don’t turn on the sound, is that still called watching TV? I still have the comic strips that my daughter read when she was a child. They are all pictures, not a single word. Just look at that. It also saves electricity. I’ll go get it (deliberately getting up to leave)

Wu: ( Loudly) The surname is Gao! ...

Gao: (turns his head) Shhh...! (Pointing to her daughter’s room) Daughter, daughter..., hehe

Wu: Come here!

Gao: (Come and sit down) Hey, don’t you want to see it? Then go to bed. If my daughter wants to bring tea and water, I will take care of her. You look so sleepy that you don't even treat the tap water as boiled water. (Continues to pick up the newspaper and read proudly)

Wu: (Looking at Lao Gao’s proud look angrily, suddenly a smile appeared on his face, he got up and walked towards the stairs)

Gao : (Looking up at her, laughing) That’s right!

Wu: (walk to the light switch next to the stairs, "pop" and turn off the light)

High...

(Ten minutes later Qianyi asked for water in the room. She shouted for a long time but no one responded, so she walked out of the room. It was dark. When she opened it, she found that the two elders were sitting on the sofa and fell asleep.) (End)

Act 3

Time: Early morning of June 7th

Current start: The exam day has finally arrived. This critical moment really tortured the two old men. It was 5:30 in the morning. I got up and prepared breakfast lightly. When I was ready, the two of them sat on the sofa and waited for their daughter to get up. When they heard their daughter's alarm clock rang, they both stood up and stood at the door of their daughter's room< /p>

(Daughter opens the door and comes out)

Gao Wu: (stands at attention, stands straight) Good morning, daughter!

Qianyi: (laughing) Mom and dad, what are you doing?

Gao, Wu; morning!

Qianyi: (He has no choice but to walk to the washroom) Good morning!

Gao: (with a smile on his face and his head following his daughter)

Wu (patted Lao Gao) Hey! What’s wrong with you? Picked up money?

Gao: (putting down his smiling face) Alas, what do you know! "A smiling face can light up the sky."

Wu: Is there not enough light in our house?

Gao: You are said to be uneducated. (Significant) In exams, it depends on your state. Your state depends on your mood. Your mood depends on the environment. The environment around your daughter is you and me. I smile to make my daughter feel comfortable. If she is in a good mood, her state will be better. alright.

Wu: (covering his mouth and laughing)

Gao: What are you laughing at?

Wu: Is your smile still called a smile? It’s so funny. Besides, no matter how much you smile, your rosy face is just changing from a donkey face to a horse face. It doesn't scare your daughter, and you are in a "good mood and good condition".

Gao: It’s better than just standing there! When she was younger and more beautiful, she looked like a waiter, but now she looks like a toilet lady!

Wu: You! ...

Qianyi: (walking out of the washing room) What's wrong with you? Where is my breakfast? It’s too late

Wu: Oh, look how angry I am with this old man. Come on, come on, milk, here it is, just warmed, eggs, and bread, eat quickly, don't forget your brain-tonifying oral liquid after eating.

Also, what are you going to wear today, something loose or tight?

Gao: Daughter, are you ready with all your stationery? Have you sharpened your pencil? Have you bought enough pen refills? I'll help you check your schoolbag again to see if there's anything you've neglected.

Qianyi: What are you working on? I'm ready. You can do whatever you need to do!

Gao: Wu: Oh (the two went to the sofa and sat blankly, watching their daughter eat breakfast)

(Ten minutes later Qianyi finished eating, carrying her schoolbag Rushing to get ready to go out)

Qianyi: Mom and Dad, I’m leaving

Wu: Old man, hurry up, let’s go!

Gao: Oh, here it comes!

Qianyi: Where are you going?

Wu: I’ll send you there

Qianyi: No! I'm not a child, I know the way myself

Gao: Your parents staying with you will make you feel better.

Qianyi: Quite the opposite!

Wu: It’s safer for your parents to send you.

Qianyi: There is a traffic control section today

Gao: Your parents are by your side to encourage you and make you more motivated

Qianyi: It’s pressure!

Wu: Mom and Dad...

Qianyi: Oh, I’m late. If you keep arguing, I won’t take the exam!

Gao: Wu: OK, OK, my parents won’t go, I won’t go.

Wu: Then you should pay attention to your own safety

Gao: When you get to school, remember to only talk to classmates who smile and be in a good mood!

Qianyi: It’s no longer good!

End)

Act 4

Time: June 8, 5 pm

Current opening: Lao Gao and Wu Fen After picking up my daughter from the examination room, these two days really made the two elders a few years older. They worked from dawn to dusk every day to serve their princess-like daughter. After their daughter finished the exam, the two elders felt like they had gone through the college entrance examination.

Wu: (lying down on the sofa) Ah, the exam is finally over!

Gao: (He also lay down on the sofa and turned on the TV) Ah, I can finally watch TV with sound!

Qianyi: (Standing in place blankly) Hey! Is it my college entrance examination?

Gao: (turning to look at his daughter, laughing) It’s all the same, it’s all the same!

Wu: Almost, almost.

Gao: My daughter, give Dad a glass of water. Dad has been tired for two days.

Wu: Don’t listen to him. He is tired. Peel a pear first. Mom, Mom really can’t move

Qianyi: (Go to get two glasses of water and hand them over to them) I knew I would be nothing after the exam, but I didn’t expect it to be even worse. Now that I have become a servant, okay, you are tired and you have worked hard. You can’t blame me if your results are not satisfactory when the time comes.

Wu: (picking up the cup to drink water, almost spitting out after hearing this sentence) Bah, bah, bah! What's not ideal? Don't talk nonsense. I believe that my daughter will definitely be able to get into a prestigious university.

Gao: (laughing, pointing to the Bodhisattva statue in the corner) You believe that one more. By the way, daughter, tell the truth, how do you feel?

Qianyi: The first three subjects were okay, but this one in the afternoon was not so good. I failed to write the first short answer question at all.

Wu: How many points will be deducted?

Qianyi: One or two points

Wu: Oh, that’s okay, it’s only one or two points

Gao: (cautiously) What if the results come out? What should I do if I'm just one point away from going online?

Wu: Bah! You damn old man, if you say any unlucky words, come here and admit your mistake to Bodhisattva. (Go to Bodhisattva) Bodhisattva bless you. Bodhisattva bless you. He is old and confused and will say random things. Don’t listen. Don’t listen. Old man, come here quickly!

Gao:...

Wu: (shouted loudly) Come here quickly!

Gao: (walking over helplessly, muttering in a low voice) When one person attains enlightenment, chickens and dogs ascend to heaven, women are liberated, and even the Hedong lion is liberated.

(curtain ends)

222222222222 Middle school student campus stage drama script "Song of Youth"

Characters: Female Teacher Student A Student Female Student B

Student A (singing while on stage): Who cares about how miserable I am? Who cares about where I will go tomorrow, my poor grades, how many looks I have received, and how much pain I have suffered.

In fact, I feel more pain in my heart than anyone else...

(Bai): Well, everyone knows something. Now I am most afraid of the midterm and final exams. Every time I come home after the exam, I am terrified. . A score below 80 is women's singles, a score below 70 is men's singles, and a score below 60 is mixed doubles. I finally understand, what is the most painful thing in this life? I don’t dare to go back to my home, I don’t dare to play games... Howl!

Student girl (walking on the phone and carrying a schoolbag angrily): Don’t worry about it, I’m going to go!

Student A: (Singing) Sister, please go forward boldly. If you say go, let’s go. Go forward, don’t look back...

Student Girl: Go, go, Trickster, I'm annoyed, why don't you look for a fight?

Student A: Lark, to tell you the truth, I am also annoyed at the moment. How about we have a mixed doubles match?

Student girl: You hate it!

Student A: I have good intentions. Seeing that you are in a bad mood, I would like to invite you to play a game!

Student girl: I’m tired of playing with things. It’s almost time to take the exam. Are you still in the mood to play games?

Student A: Haha, lark, don’t you hum a little tune and sing loudly all day long?

Student girl: Oh, stop talking, I am worried about this matter.

Student A: As the ancients said, how can a person be free from worries when he is wandering in the rivers and lakes? I am best at helping girls solve their problems and ensure that you can quickly regain your happiness. The first course of treatment only costs RMB 80, followed by consolidation treatment RMB 100, and intensive treatment period RMB 150!

Student girl: I’m not in the mood to joke with you, all I need now is money!

Student A: Why?

Student girl: I really want to sign up to participate in "I Love Memorizing Lyrics", but my parents are firmly opposed to it. They also said that they will impose financial sanctions on me in the future and limit my pocket money.

Student A: It’s okay, you can pay in installments, and credit cards are supported! You are guaranteed to be satisfied!

Student girl (jokingly): I want to ask you to borrow money!

Student A: Huh? Asking me to borrow money? This... is no problem. When a girl asks us to borrow money, why should we not borrow it?

Student Girl: Well, lend me 200 first

Student A: As per the old rules, give me copies of your homework for a month.

Student female: One week.

Student A: Two weeks---

Student F: OK! That’s it!

Student B (wearing the red armband of a voluntary patroller and holding a flashlight in hand): I am a voluntary patroller on campus and I take a look at Fang Xue every day. (Singing): I looked left, right, and down, and there was a girl...

Student B: Something happened! (Shine a flashlight at Student A and Student Girl) What are you doing here alone? Do you know what the civilized distance between men and women is?

Student A: It’s like one kilometer, right?

Student B: One kilometer is a bit exaggerated, but at least it has to be hundreds of meters to be safe.

Student A: So it seems that we are living in uncivilized conditions every day? !

Student girl: I don’t think you are a good person.

Student B: (pointing to the armband) I am a standard good citizen, lark, I am just looking for you. Someone reported you singing in the women's room at 8:30 last night during self-study! Our policy also includes lenient treatment for those who confess, strict treatment for those who resist, preferential treatment for prisoners, and do not kill those who surrender their guns!

Student girl: I just want to sing. If I want to sing, I will sing. When I sing, I feel so happy. /Sing, young friends, because this is how life should be. / Zhang Yichi is the way of civility and martial arts. Don't make yourself so nervous all the time... (Bai) See what you can do to me?

Student B: I... (singing) Lying down...like a bow, standing like an onion!

Student A: Like, so similar.

Student B: What does it look like?

Student A: Looks like an onion.

Student B: When you are a student, don’t engage in personality worship.

Student A: I still admire you? How old are you? At what age did you go to school? Did you go to kindergarten? Did you go to daycare? How long is the group age? How many applications for party membership have you written? Worthy of my worship?

Student B: Why do you underestimate people? I am 16 years old and unmarried.

He is extremely talented and majestic. He knows everything about astronomy and geography. He is omniscient and omnipotent!

Student girl: As a good classmate, you will help A improve his academic performance and get into an ideal university in the future, right?

Student B: Boys’ failure to improve their grades is mostly related to adolescent psychology. (Serious) The interaction between male students and girls can only affect their studies. We must nip this hazy emotion in the cradle...

Student A: Are you looking for a beating?

Student B: Just kidding, let’s ease the awkward atmosphere. I am also a patrolman, and my heart is among my classmates.

Student girl: That’s pretty much it.

Student B: ## (to A) But I have a good idea for you. Find some wood, build a shelf, put it in front of the desk, tie a chain on it, and hang it. Charcoal brazier, burn a soldering iron in the basin, wait until the soldering iron burns...

Student A: Stop, is this learning or torture?

Student B: You must study hard. The ancients used hanging beams to stab the buttocks and eventually became great tools

Student A: That is the ceiling in our house. Where can we find the beams?

Student B: How about you catch dozens of fireflies, put them in plastic, and hang them on the desk?

Student A: Where can I find so many fireflies?

Student B: You can catch fireflies during the day and study at night. Isn’t that enough?

Student girl: Why don’t you study during the day?

Student B: Well,...I didn’t expect that...?

Female teacher (come on, sing): In the dead of night, it’s the time when I’m upset. I don’t sleep when I’m upset, and students all come to my mind...

(White): Nowadays, students are becoming more and more difficult to teach. They put on airs as high as the sky, and their homework is a mess. Looking at it horizontally and vertically, they are all copied. ####, what are you guys discussing? So lively!

Student A: We are...we are...discussing learning issues.

Female teacher: Why don’t you come to me for study problems?

Student B: #Teacher, what we are discussing is... psychological issues.

Female teacher: Psychological problem? Who has a psychological problem?

Student A and Student B (both refer to female students): She has a psychological problem!

Female teacher: What’s wrong with her?

Student B (asked Student A): What questions do you have for her?

Student A: She had a fight with her mother!

Female teacher (asking female student): ##, do you have any questions that you can talk to the teacher about?

Student girl: I...I...my parents don't understand me at all!

Female teacher: Why don’t your parents understand you?

Student girl: I want to sign up for "I Love Memorizing Lyrics", but my parents are firmly opposed and restrict me from listening to songs and singing.

Student A: #Teacher, I also have a problem. My parents seriously oppose my Internet use and force me to stay away from modern and civilized life.

Student B: #Teacher, I also have troubles. The pressure to study is like a mountain, and my grades never improve.

Student girl: I want to participate in the "I Love Memorizing Lyrics" competition!

Student A: I want to participate in China’s Got Talent show.

Student B: I want to participate in "If You Are the One"!

The rest of the people said: Huh? !

Student B: No, I mean I want to take the high school entrance examination.

Female teacher: Haha, this is not a big problem for you. The teacher was just like you back then, loving singing, dancing, and playing. As adolescent students, you must learn to control yourself. In fact, in the final analysis, parents are doing it for the best of their children! , let me first ask you whether it is important to take the high school entrance examination?

Student A: Important! My dad said this is the top priority in my life, more important than finding a wife. Dad is my idol in my heart. How can I not listen to his words?

Female teacher: Yes, the high school entrance examination is an important turning point in our lives. We should work hard for our tomorrow. At the same time, we also need to understand our parents more.

(To a female student): ##, in fact, your parents and teachers hope that you can become a singer in the future. But the primary issue in student days is learning. We must develop our own personal hobbies and interests without losing the general direction.

Only by striving for all-round development can we go further and sing better in the future!

(To Student A) ##, in fact, it is a good thing that you have certain hobbies in computers, but the Internet is a double-edged sword. If you use the Internet reasonably, it will become a good helper for you. , on the contrary, it may become the mastermind behind pushing you into the dark abyss. The teacher hopes you will study hard and become a computer engineer in the future.

(To Student B) You must know that your future is in your own hands, and future success depends on today’s hard work and struggle. You still have a long way to go in life. If you don't grasp the direction well now and don't study hard, it will affect your future life.

Student girl: #Teacher, I will not participate in the "I Love Memorizing Lyrics" competition!

Student A: I will not participate in the China Got Talent competition.

Student B: I will not take the college entrance examination.

He: Huh? !

Student B: I will not participate in "If You Are the One" anymore.

Female teacher: As long as you understand this truth, learning is actually not difficult at all. Nothing in the world is difficult, only those who are willing to do so! Remember, your future is in your own hands, and your future success depends on your efforts and struggles today!

Student girl (phone rings): It’s my mother.

(Sound from behind the scenes) ##, where are you? Mom is wrong, will you please stop interfering with you in the future? If you like singing, just go to the competition.

Student girl: Mom, you are right, I was wrong! Mom, why don't you care about your daughter? Mom, I'm going home right now.

(On the phone) Good boy, dad and I are waiting for you at home!

(Student girl runs down) Goodbye, teacher!

Female teacher: That’s right. (To students A and B) The same goes for you. Go home in the morning and don’t let your parents worry about you!

Student: #Teacher, it’s very late. You go back too, bye!

Female teacher (singing while saying goodbye) As long as you study hard, it’s enough for me. There are many memories in a person’s life...

Students A and C: We are Happy junior high school students, we are young and enthusiastic, nothing can be difficult for us! (Part 2)

(Music gradually sounds behind the scenes, accompanied by poetry narration):

On the huge stage of youth

Dreams are the ocean.

We fight hard to gather towards the sea

The dream is stagnant on the ground

We will eventually evaporate and cease to exist

We If we want to survive, the wonderful life

We must go to a place that can accommodate us

Find the value of survival

Let us let our youth fly

Play your own "Song of Youth" without regrets...