Who knows the classic dialogue in the romance of the Three Kingdoms?
Cao Cao said: "Hebei people are so magnificent!" Guan Gong said, "Take me as a local dog." Cao Cao pointed again, "Under the cover, embroidered robe and golden armor, and the knife holder is Yan Liang." Guan Yu lifted up his eyes and said to Cao Cao, "I see Yan Liang as a poster!" " Cao Cao said, "Don't underestimate." Guan Yu got up and said, "Although I have no talent, I am willing to go to the army to take my head and give it to the Prime Minister."
Lao Guan despises Yan Liang.
Result: One knife per second.
2 Meng Huo
Meng Huo: I know all of Kong Ming's plans.
Results: Meng Huo was captured alive by Zhuge seven times.
3 Wei Yan:
Wei Yan: Who dares to kill me? Who dares to kill me! Who dares to kill me!
As a result, Ma Dai hacked to death with one knife.
4 Jiang Gan
Cao Cao: What do you want to bring?
General: Only one boy and two servants are needed. I'm sure I can get Zhou Yu to take off his armor and surrender.
Results: I went to the commander-in-chief and deputy commander-in-chief of Cao Cao's water army, and they were all killed by spies.
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Cao Cao said, "Dragons can be big or small, they can be raised or hidden; It's cloudy and foggy when it's big, and it's hidden when it's small; Rise and fly in the universe, hide and lurk in the waves. This spring is deep, dragons change with time, Jews succeed and travel all over the world. The dragon is a thing, comparable to the hero in the world. Liu Bei has been traveling around the world for a long time. He must know the contemporary heroes. Please try to point it out. " Liu Bei said, "Let the naked eye know the hero?" Cao Cao said, "Don't be too modest." Liu Bei said, "If you are ready for grace, you can serve in the imperial court. Heroes in the world are really nameless. " Cao Cao said, "I don't know his face, but I also know his name." Liu Bei said, "Yuan Shu in Huainan is a hero because he has enough soldiers and food." Cao Cao laughed and said, "I will catch the dead bones in the grave sooner or later!" " Liu Bei said: "Yuan Shao, Hebei Province, has four generations and three publics, and there are many old officials;" Now that the tiger lives in Jizhou, there are more men who can do things. Can they be heroes? " Cao Cao laughed and said, "Yuan Shao is greedy, timid and good at making decisions. Do great things and cherish your health, but forget your life when you see Xiao Li: you are not a hero. Liu Bei said, "There was a man named Bajun who made a great impact on Kyushu. Is Liu Canjing a hero? Cao Cao said: "Liu Biao is a hollow name, but he is not a hero." Liu Bei said: "There is a person with strong blood. Is Sun Bofu, the leader of Jiangdong, a hero?" Cao Cao said, "Sun Ce is not a hero in the name of his father." Liu Bei said, "Liu Yuji, from Yizhou, is she a hero?" Cao Cao said, "Although Liu Zhang is an imperial clan, he is a dog's ear. How can he be a hero Liu Bei said, "What about Zhang Xiu, Zhang Lu and Han Sui?" ? Cao Cao clapped his hands and laughed and said, "What a pity!" Liu Bei said, "I really don't know anything else. "Cao Cao said," People who are heroes have ambition, good strategies, the opportunity to hide the universe, and the ambition to call the wind and rain. " Liu Bei said, "Who could it be?" Cao Cao pointed to Liu Bei and pointed to himself, saying, "Only the monarch and Cao Er are heroes in the world today! "
This passage is about Cao Cao's theory of heroes in cooking wine, testing whether Liu Bei has great ambitions.
Results: Cao Cao did not doubt Liu Bei.
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Cao Cao said, "On that day, I started a fight with Ben Chu, and Ben Chu asked me,' What do we rely on if we don't make things up?' "I asked him,' What was the original intention?' He replied:' I am located in the south of Hebei, blocking Yan and Dai, and I am also a desert crowd. I can help the southern world. I replied:' I am the wisdom of the world, and I am invincible.' Now that Ben is dead, it must be sad.
This paragraph is about Cao Cao's mourning for Yuan Shao.
Cao Cao is smarter than Yuan Shao in appointing wise people in the world and controlling them in the right way.
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Kong Ming said, "Since Dong Zhuo's rebellion, there have been heroes all over the world. Cao Cao's potential is not as good as Yuan Shao's, but he can overcome it, not only in time, but also in harmony with people. Today, there are millions of people in Cao Cao, holding the emperor to make the princes. This sincerity can't compete with each other. According to Sun Quan, he has lived in Jiangdong for three generations. This can be used for aid, but not for profit. Jingzhou is bordered by Han and Mian in the north, benefiting from it; it is connected with Tongba and Shu in the east and adjacent to it in the west. This place is untenable unless its owner; Almost a general with such a gift from heaven, is the general interested? Yizhou is in danger, fertile land is thousands of miles away, and the country of abundance, so Gaozu became the emperor; Now Liu Zhang is weak and the people are rich, but they don't know how to keep their shirts. Smart people think of smart gentlemen. The general is not only the imperial palace, but also loyal to the four seas, commanding heroes, thinking wise men and thirsty generals. If there are advantages and interests spanning, we should protect their rock resistance, take care of Yi and Yue in the west, Sun Quan in the south and repair politics internally; The world has changed, and a general will be ordered to send Jingzhou soldiers to Wan and Luo, and the general will lead Yizhou's people out of Qinchuan. How can the people meet the general without eating pot pulp? If so, the great cause can be achieved and the Han Dynasty can flourish. This light is why it is also for the general. Only the generals will understand. " Having said this, he ordered the boy to draw a scroll and hang it in nave. He pointed to Liu Bei and said, "This map of fifty-four states in Xichuan is also good. The general must take the lead, let Cao Cao dominate the north for one day, and let Sun Quan occupy the land in the south, so that the general can occupy the people and peace. Take Jingzhou as home first, and then give up the foundation, so as to become a foothold, and then you can borrow from the Central Plains. "
This is a classic longzhong pair.
Results: Liu Bei worshipped Zhuge Liang as his military adviser.
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Lang said, "I've heard a lot about you for a long time, but I'm very lucky at the moment. Since you know the destiny and know the current affairs, why do you want to be an unknown soldier? " Zhuge Liang said, "I was ordered to ask for thieves. What is nameless? " Lang said, "With the change of the number of days, artifacts are easier, so it is natural to return to the sages. Since the beginning of Huan and Ling, the yellow turban insurrectionary revolted and the world contended. In the year of Chuping and Jian 'an, Dong Zhuo rebelled and he continued to abuse; Shouchun, posthumous title, Yuan Shu, Yuan Shao dominated the wild soil; Liu Biao occupied Jingzhou, and Lu Bu swallowed Xu Jun: The thief started to rape the eagle, and the country was in danger and the life was urgent. I, Emperor Mao Wu, swept away Liuhe and swept away eight wastes; Ten thousand surnames fall in love, and the four sides respect morality. Not by strength, but by fate. The ancestor Wendi, God Wen Sheng's martial arts, imitated the unity of heaven and man, practiced Zen, and gave birth to China with all the people. Isn't it heavenly heart? Today, the public has great talent and skills, and he wants to compare himself with management and happiness. Why did He Naiqiang act against nature and human feelings? Didn't you hear the ancients say,' Those who go against the sky prosper and those who go against the sky die'? Today, I have a million people and a thousand people. How does the fluorescence of rotten grass reach the heavenly heart and bright moon? The public can take off their armour in last stand, and return the courtesy without losing their position. Guoan folk music is not beautiful! "
Kong Ming said with a smile in the car, "I thought the ministers of the old Yuan Dynasty must have a high opinion of me. How can you expect such contemptuous remarks? " ! I have a saying, listen to all the armies: the world of Huan and Ling in the past was replaced by the Han Dynasty, and the eunuchs made a mess; The country is chaotic and fierce, and the four sides are noisy. After the yellow turban insurrectionary, Dong Zhuo, Yun, etc. Rise in succession, rob the Han emperor, cruel means. Because above the temple, rotten wood is the official, and between the temples, animals eat Lu; Ruthless people, people in power, and people who are full of servility have all been in power. As a result, the hilly market in this country is full of charcoal. I know what you did: you live on the coast of the East China Sea, you first promoted Xiaolian to the official position; Li Kuangjun assisted the country, An Hanxing Liu; When did you help a thief and plot to usurp the throne? Sin is so terrible that heaven and earth can't tolerate it! People all over the world want to eat your meat! Today, fortunately, God will never stop burning the Han Dynasty, and Emperor Zhaolie succeeded in reunifying surprisingly. Today, my successor instructed me to recruit a thief. Since you are a flattering minister, you can only live with your head down; Ann dares to pretend to be the number of days before joining the army! White-headed thief! You will be buried today, how can you meet the twenty-four emperors? Old thief, stand back! You can teach the rebels to fight with me! "
This passage was called the most classic war of words in the Three Kingdoms by the landlord who scolded Wang Lang to death.
Result: Wang Lang fell off his horse in a fit of pique.
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"I made it clear that the first emperor didn't start a business by half, but the middle road collapsed; Today, in the next three minutes, Yizhou will strike us, which is a crucial autumn. However, the Minister of Security is persistent; Loyalist, forgetful: I want to report the special experience of Gai Zhui and the late emperor to your Majesty. If you are sincere, you should listen to the holy spirit, with the light of the legacy of the first emperor and the spirit of the people; It is not advisable to sell yourself short, quote nonsense, and block the road of loyal advice. In the palace, everything is one; It is not appropriate to judge whether it is the same or different. If you are a traitor and you are honest and kind, you should pay a department and discuss its punishment and reward to show your majesty's just and clear rule; Selfishness is not desirable, so there is a difference between inside and outside. Assistant Ministers Shi Zhong, Guo Youzhi, Fei Yi and Dong Yun. , are honest and loyal, are based on your majesty's legacy. Fools think that everything in the palace, big or small, must be discussed, and then it will be beneficial to the public. Xiang Chong, a general with good nature and smooth military skills. He tried it in the past, and the first emperor called it neng, which was based on the discussion and favor of the public. Fools think that things in the camp, no matter how big or small, will definitely make the war go smoothly, with both advantages and disadvantages. Pro-sages, far villains, this first Han is so prosperous; You little people, far from being wise ministers, have been so depressed in the Han Dynasty ever since. When the first emperor was still alive, every time I talked to the minister about it, I always sighed and hated Yu Huan and Ling Ye! Shi Zhong, Shang Shu, Chang Shi, joined the army. I know I'm also a priest of Liang Zhen's Day of Death. I hope your majesty's cronies will make the Han Dynasty prosperous. You wait. I'm a commoner, I've done my best for Nanyang, I'm willing to risk my life in troubled times, and I don't want Wenda to become a vassal. The first emperor didn't treat his ministers with meanness, and his accusation was self-defeating. He took care of his ministers in the thatched cottage and consulted them on contemporary affairs, so he was grateful and promised the first emperor to drive him away. After the value was overthrown, when I was appointed to the defeated army, I was ordered to be in danger: I have been here for twenty years. The first emperor knew that I was cautious, so he sent me to be a minister in case of collapse. Since his appointment, he has been worried all night, fearing that the entrustment will not work, which will hurt the understanding of the first emperor; So crossing the Luzhou River in May, nothing grows. Today, the south has been decided, and the armor is sufficient. The three armed forces have rewards and orders, the Central Plains is determined in the north, the crossbow is blunt, and the Han Dynasty is revived. The minister was loyal to your majesty because he reported to the first emperor. As for the consideration of profit and loss, you should be responsible for what you say and what you mean. May your majesty entrust the effect of bringing back the dead to the minister, and if it doesn't work, he will sue the spirit of the first emperor for punishing the minister; If there is nothing to revive it, it is up to you to discuss it with you, Iraq and Yun. To show its slowness. Your majesty should also ask for help, consult the good way, and make a thorough study of the imperial edict. I am very grateful! Now stay away from it, you will cry and don't know what to say. "
The remembrance of the past is the teacher of the future
Results: Zhuge ordered the Northern Expedition.
The last two super classics:
XX: I have Admiral Pan Feng. He can kill Hua Xiong.
Result: Pan Feng grabbed the guy and went out and was cut.
There are rumors on the Internet that Pan Feng will be the first in the Three Kingdoms!
After Liu Chan's national subjugation, he was placed under house arrest by Si Mazhao in Chang 'an.
Si Mazhao tested him and said, "Do you miss Shu?" ?
Liu Chan giggled and said, I am very happy here!
I laughed at everything he said three days ago, hahahahahaha.
supplement
Write a book and scold Cao Zhen.
His book reads: "Zhuge Liang, the prime minister of Han Dynasty and Hou of Wuxiang, wrote a letter in front of the great master Cao Zidan: those who steal to call their husbands and generals can be soft and rigid;" Can advance and retreat, can be weak and strong. Don't move like a mountain, unpredictable as yin and yang; Infinite as heaven and earth, full as Taicang; Vast as the four seas, dazzling as three lights. Predict astronomical drought and flood, and predict the geographical health of the prophet; Look at the time of the battle and infer the enemy's shortcomings. You have no younger generation, you go against the sky; The anti-thief who helped usurp the country claimed to be the emperor in Luoyang; Xiegu stepped down from the beaten army and Chen Cang was drenched; Land and water are trapped, and people are rampant; Throw away the armor of the surplus suburbs and the swords and guns on the ground; The governor's heart is broken and his gallbladder is cracked. The general has escaped, and the wolf is busy! How dare you enter the hall of the Prime Minister's House without meeting the elders in Guanzhong! Historians recorded it with a pen, and the people spread it with one voice: Zhong Da heard of the war, and Zidan wandered around watching the wind! Our army is strong and Ma Zhuang, and the tiger generals are brave and fight with the dragon; Sweep Qinchuan for Pyongyang and swing Wei for Qiu! "
As a result, Cao was extremely angry.
The landlord said that Kong Ming's remarks about Lu Su were made after borrowing an arrow from a straw boat in the Romance of the Three Kingdoms. Before that, there was a passage in the Romance of the Three Kingdoms that was not on TV, but it was also quite classic. I'll call you to have a look.
Zhuge Liang: On the contrary, I want to ask you what a general is.
Amethyst: Unite the army and take the lead in conquering the frontier.
Zhuge Liang: This is one of them.
Amethyst: I want to know more.
Zhuge Liang: All commanders in ancient and modern times thought they were generals. Don't you know the way of a general, and you can't be brave? What matters is strength and courage. How can generals like Lu Bu and Yuan Shao be everywhere? A wise commander should not only know yourself and yourself, but also know the materials of life, such as God's familiarity with the art of war. All military commanders are free to play. Generals like ancient grandchildren Wu Guanle, Cao Mengde and Zhou Gongjin still don't know how to be a general.
Amethyst: What's the way to become a general?
Zhuge Liang: It's a long story. For example, the word "soldier" is very learned. Soldiers have visible soldiers and invisible soldiers. Only soldiers can be seen. Invisible soldiers are the moon, sun, stars, clouds, fire, water and mountains. Anything can be a soldier. For example, this 72-hour waiting map was drawn by the Duke of Zhou in 360 days on Sunday. The fifth day is Hou Sanhou, the sixth day is Qi, the sixth day is Qi, the fourth day is Qi, and the fourth day is Year. The solar terms change everything, when the rainbow is hidden, when the thunder begins to stop, when the soil moistens the mattress, when the fog is buried in transpiration, so you should be familiar with your chest and melt into your heart. If you use it well, you can beat millions of soldiers.
After the straw boat borrowed the arrow,
Su Yue: Sir, how can a god know that it is so foggy today?
Zhuge Liang said, "If you don't look at the array, you don't know astronomy, geography, strange doors, yin and yang, and military power. You are a mediocrity. It was decided three days ago that there would be heavy fog today, so I dare to keep it for three days. Gong Jin told me that when I finished my work in ten days, I shouldn't deal with this romantic crime. I understand. If you want to kill me, my life depends on the sky. How can Gong Jin hurt me! "
Results: Lu Su obeyed.
The landlord likes this kind. Then I can add a few more.
Guan Yu fought against Huang Xu.
Huang Xu came out and leaned down and said, "I have been away from you for several years, but I don't want you to look pale! Recalling the past in its prime, I have benefited a lot and am grateful. Hou Yingfeng, the current monarch, shocked China and made an old friend smell it, greatly admiring it! I am very pleased to see it. " Gong said: "I have a deep friendship with others, and I am no better than others;" Why are you poor today? " He glanced back at the generals and snapped, "If you get the head of the cloud, you'll get a thousand silver!" Gong Jing said, "Why did Gong Ming say that?" Huang Wei said, "When it comes to the country, some people dare not waste the public with private interests."
Results: Guan Gong was furious and tied with Zhan 80.
Cao Cao pitied Guo Jia.
To die in filial piety is to lose your life! I looked back at the official and said, "You gentlemen are all lonely, but filial piety is the least. I want to entrust my future. I died unexpectedly in middle age, which broke my heart!
Result: Go to the east to see the sea and sing to see the sea.
Its endowment is as follows: Jieshi looks at the sea in the east.
The sea is so vast that the islands stand high on the sea.
Trees and paraquat are very lush. Autumn wind makes trees make sad sounds, and the sea is surging.
The movement of the sun and the moon seems to come from the vast ocean.
A trip to the sun and the moon, if unexpected;
Han is a talented star, if you take him by surprise.
I am glad to use this poem to express my inner desire.
Zhang Fei: Do you know Yan Zhangfei?
Ma Chao: My family has been a prince for generations. How can I know a village man?
Results: In the battle between two people, several lilies were tied.
Yangtze banquet
Cao Cao ordered: "The wine is set on the cruise ship. I want to see the generals tonight. " It's getting late, and the moon on Dongshan is as bright as day. Along the river is like a horizontal training. Cao Cao was sitting on a big ship, surrounded by hundreds of attendants, all wearing embroidered coats, and Hego was holding a halberd. Civil and military officials sit in turn. Cao Cao saw the picturesque Nanping Mountain, looking at the boundary of firewood and mulberry in the east, the river at the mouth of Xiakou in the west, Fanshan Mountain in the south and Wulin in the north. He looked around, happy. He said to his ministers: "Since the uprising, I have been hostile to the country and vowed to sweep the world and level the world;" What I didn't get is also in Jiangnan. Today, there are millions of heroes in our country, which depends more on your life. Why didn't it work? After conquering Jiangnan, there is nothing in the world, enjoying wealth with the princes, and harmony is the most expensive. " All the civil and military officials thanked him and said, "If only I could play the song of victory earlier! We all owe the Prime Minister a life. " Fuck, I'm overjoyed. I was ordered to drink. After drinking until midnight, he pointed to the south bank and said, "Zhou Yu and Lu Su don't know the time! Fortunately, there are still people who surrender today, and this day helps me. " Xun You said, "Don't say anything, Prime Minister, lest it be revealed." Cao Cao said with a smile, "All the gentlemen on the throne, the left and right attendants are my confidants. Why bother?" He pointed to Xia Kou and said, "Liu Bei, Zhuge Liang, you didn't expect the power of ants, but you still want to shake Mount Tai. How jade!" Gu said to the generals, "I am 54 years old this year. If I win Jiangnan, I will be very happy. I used to be very close to Joe, and I know that both their daughters have national colors. Only to be married by Sun Ce and Zhou Yu. Today, I built a new bronze sparrow terrace on Zhang Shui Shen. If I win Jiangnan, I will marry Er Qiao and put it on the terrace to entertain my old age. I hope this is enough! " Laugh when you finish. Du Fu, a poet in the Tang Dynasty, said, "I want to wash away the hands of the former dynasty. Dongfeng does not follow Zhou Lang, and Tongquetai locks Er Qiao in spring. " While Cao Cao was talking and laughing, he suddenly heard the cry and flew south. Cao Cao asked; "Why does this crow sing at night?" The left and right replied, "When the crow sees the moon, it is suspected that it is dawn, so it leaves the tree and sings." Making love and laughing. Cao Cao was drunk, standing at the bow of the boat, drinking in the middle of the river and drinking three princes. He said to the generals, "I broke the yellow turban insurrectionary, captured Lu Bu alive, destroyed Yuan Shu, collected Yuan Shao, went deep into Saibei and arrived in Liaodong, which was quite a gentleman's ambition. Today, I am very generous with this scene. I regard it as a song, so you can make peace with it. " Song Yue:
Singing to wine, life geometry: for example, morning dew, going to Japan is much harder. Generous and unforgettable; Du Kang is the only one who can solve the problem. Green and green, leisurely in my heart; But for your sake, I've thought it over. Yo yo Luming Literature, wild apple; I have a group of good guests, playing the piano and playing the piano. As bright as the moon, when can I stop? Trouble comes from this and cannot be cut off! The more strange, the more useless; Talk about the banquet and miss the old grace. The moon stars are rare, and the black magpies fly south; Three times around the tree, there are no branches to follow. The mountain is not too high, and the water is not too deep: the duke of Zhou vomited and ate it, and the world returned to his heart.
Song and all the people, * * * all laughed.
Classic dialogues like this can be found everywhere in Romance of the Three Kingdoms. What can I say? It's also the four classics of the ages, quite classic.
It is suggested that the landlord have time to look at the original work and experience the magnificent history himself.