Riddle jokes
The riddle of someone who deserves a beating
1.Q: Blue knife and blue gun
A: Knives and guns are not as good as (knife and gun blue)
2.Q: The person wearing this golden dress
A: Yiming (name) Jing (gold) person
3.Q: The number "3" is on the road Turned a somersault, then another somersault
A: Three times and two times
4.Q: A dog stopped barking after crossing a single-plank bridge. Why?
A: Never forget (Wood)
5.Q: Book 11
A: Unbelievable (book11)
6.Q: In a race between cows, pigs, dogs and sheep, after reaching the finish line, the cows, pigs and dogs were panting, but only the sheep were not panting. Why?
A: Feeling proud (the sheep did not exhale)
7.Q: A bee stung on the calendar
A: The wind (bee) and the sun are beautiful ( Calendar)
8.Q: A bear comes over
A: Come prepared (come with a bear)
9.Q: The sheep beats the eagle Phone
A: Yang (sheep) Feng (phone) Yin (eagle) violation (feed)
10.Q: Which kind of bat does not need to rest
A: Unkempt (Never-Ending Bat)
11.Q: The mobile phone cannot be placed in the toilet, why?
A: Don’t miss the opportunity (wet)
12.Q: A group of people smashed guns with eggs
A: Guns (drench) and bullets (eggs) Rain
13.Q: Eat with chopsticks
A: 脍 (chopsticks) Zhi (to) population
14.Q: There are ten sheep, nine Only squatting in the sheep pen, always squatting in the pig pen
A: cadence (one sheep squatted wrong)
15.Q: Oh my God, this is the only one in the whole area that has not Installing a phone
A: Perfect (there is no phone in the sky)
16.Q: Why do you have to turn the hat inside out before wearing it again
A: Zhang Guan Li Dai ( 17.Q: Xiaoyu’s mother scolds Xiaoyu’s father for being impotent
A: He wants to give up (Yu’s father) can’t
18.Q : Magical soap made from pig liver and bear bile
A: Live and gallbladder (soap)
19.Q: Cows are called calves when they are young, but what should rabbits and turtles be called when they are young?
A: Rabbit, Turtle
20.Q: What are the main ingredients of contraceptive pills?
A: Antibiotics
21.Q: Why don’t stars hit when setting off fireworks?
A: Because the stars will "shine"
22.Q: What should you call a woman who has been divorced many times?
A: All previous efforts were wasted
23.Q: Xiaobai is very similar to his elder brother, why?
A: Because the truth (like) comes out
24.Q: When wolves, tigers and lions play games, who will definitely be eliminated?
A: Knockout Wolf (Momotaro)
25.Q: Who is the most sympathetic anime character in the world?
A: Doraemon.
Why: Because he always extends a round hand (helping hand) to others!
26. Question: Who is the darkest anime character in the world?
Answer: It’s still Doraemon!
Why: Because he can’t see his fingers...
27.Q: What do African cannibal chiefs eat?
A: People!
Q: One day, the chief fell ill and the doctor told him to be vegetarian. So what did he eat?
A: Eat a vegetable!
29.Q: What will happen if the fat man falls from the 12th floor?
A: Fatty
30.Q: Who will help you refill your meal when you are full?
A: Flying dragon, because flying dragon is in the sky (added again)
31.Q: A triangular tree was sent to the North Pole to be planted. What will happen when you grow up? What is the name of the tree?
A: Trigonometric functions (Hanshu)! fool!
32.Q: What is Qu Yuan’s wife’s surname?
A: The surname is Chen, because of the surname Qu Chen (Chen)
33.Q: What thread do monkeys hate the most?
A: Parallel lines because they do not intersect (banana)
34.Q: Which historical figure is the least flat?
A: Su Wu. Because Su Wu Muyang was by the North Sea (was beaten by Hai Hai)!
35.Q: A rabbit races with a fast tortoise. Guess who wins?
A: Rabbit!
Q: Wrong! It's a turtle. It was said earlier that it is a turtle that runs very fast. It runs very fast!
Q: The rabbit was unwilling to give in and raced again with a tortoise wearing sunglasses. Who won this time?
A: Well...rabbit...
Q: Wrong! That turtle took off his sunglasses, yeah! It’s that fast turtle again!
36.Q: Two people fell into a trap. The dead people are called dead people. What are the living people called?
A: Call for help!
37. Question: What are you afraid of cloth and paper?
Answer: Cloth is afraid of ten thousand, paper is afraid of nothing.
Reason: Don’t be afraid of ten thousand (cloth), just be afraid of something unexpected (paper).
38.Q: When the ant went to the desert, why didn’t he leave his footprints on the sand, but only a line?
A: Because it rides a bicycle!
Q: The ant came home from the desert. He didn’t notify anyone, but his family knew that he was back! Why!
A: Saw his bicycle parked downstairs...
39.Q: When will Taiwan want to be reunified?
A: When buying instant noodles...
40. Once upon a time, there was a white cat and a black cat. One day the white cat fell into the water. The black cat rescued it. The white cat said something to the black cat...
Q: What is this sentence?
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A: "Meow"...
41.Q: Which one is taller, A or C?
A: ABCD, so it is C high
42.Q: In fairy tales, who has the smallest breasts?
A: Little Red Riding Hood
W: Because her grandmother was eaten by a wolf
43.Q: Who won the fight between stones and rice cakes?
A: It’s a stone. Because Nian Gao is soft-hearted. Then the stone kicked the rice cake into the sea
44.Q: Which flower is the least powerful, jasmine, sunflower or rose?
A: What a beautiful (weak) jasmine flower - -#
45. There once was a couple who were getting ready to get married. As a result, Male Pigfoot received a notice of enlistment.
On the day he left, he made an appointment with the girl to the beach, put the ring he had prepared on her and said: Two years later, when we meet at the same place, please be my bride.
Two years later, the female pig's trotters went to the beach. When it got dark, she didn't even wait for the male pig's trotters to appear. She took off her ring and threw it into the sea.
The male pig's trotters waited until dark at the place where they often dated, but the female pig's knuckles did not come. He shed painful tears, and the two never contacted each other again.
N years later, a man named Pig Knuckle was fishing at the beach. Guess what he caught?
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...caught rice cakes...
46. There was a little piglet. His mother didn't like him and wanted to send him away. One day, the mother pig took the little pig to a far away place where there were no buses. But the next day, the little pig came back.
Another day, the mother pig threw the little pig to a place far away. There was no road anywhere. After a few days, the little pig came back.
Another day, the mother pig took the little pig to a place far, far away. There was nothing there and it was endless. Guess what happened?
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...But the little piggy didn't come back...
47.Q: Who gave the Wangqing Water?
A: It was given by "Aha", because, "Aha~ give me a glass of love-free water..."
48.Q: Where are the busiest phone users?
A: Ningbo...because the user you dialed (Ningbo) is on the phone...
49.Q: Don’t go out if you don’t have much money on a rainy day?
A: Because, don’t go out on a rainy day if you have nothing to do (4000W)... Don’t go out on a rainy day without an umbrella (3000W)...
50. By the way, I came back from overseas. , everyone greeted me at the airport, and there were 3 planes...
The first one arrived, and everyone was cheering, thinking I was on the plane. When they saw it, it was Uncle 69 who came down. Everyone: Tsk ~
The second one arrived, and everyone continued to cheer. When they saw it, it was AKI. Everyone said, cut~
The last one came, and everyone thought it must be cissy. Still cheering my name, guess who came back?
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...The little piggy is back...
51.Q: Guess an English sentence: "ABABBBAAAAAABBBABAAAABBBBAABBBAAAAA"...
A: Long time no see (c)
52.Q: Who is Bruce Lee’s favorite?
A: Bruce Lee likes A'duo the most!
W: Because he always shouts: "Aduo, Duo, Duo!!!!"
53.Q: There is a policeman, a doctor, a teacher, a College students went out together and saw a thief stealing something on the road. They asked who stepped forward and stopped the thief.
A: Doctor, because "(the doctor) roars when he sees injustice on the road"...
The riddle of someone who deserves a beating
1.Q: Blue Knife and blue gun
A: Knife and gun are not as good as (knife and gun blue)
2.Q: The person wearing this golden clothes
A: Yiming (Name) Jing (gold) person
3.Q: The number "3" turned a somersault on the road, and then turned another somersault
A: Three times and two times
4.Q: A dog stopped barking after crossing a single-plank bridge. Why?
A: Never forget (Wood)
5.Q: Book 11
A: Unbelievable (book11)
6.Q: In a race between cows, pigs, dogs and sheep, after reaching the finish line, the cows, pigs and dogs were panting, but only the sheep were not panting. Why?
A: Feeling proud (the sheep did not exhale)
7.Q: A bee stung on the calendar
A: The wind (bee) and the sun are beautiful ( Calendar)
8.Q: A bear comes over
A: Come prepared (come with a bear)
9.Q: The sheep beats the eagle Phone
A: Yang (sheep) Feng (phone) Yin (eagle) violation (feed)
10.Q: Which kind of bat does not need to rest
A: Unkempt (Never-Ending Bat)
11.Q: The mobile phone cannot be placed in the toilet, why?
A: Don’t miss the opportunity (wet)
12.Q: A group of people smashed guns with eggs
A: Guns (drench) and bullets (eggs) Rain
13.Q: Eat with chopsticks
A: 脍 (chopsticks) Zhi (to) population
14.Q: There are ten sheep, nine Just squatting in the sheepfold
, squatting in the pig pen all the time
A: cadence (one sheep squatting wrong)
15.Q: Oh my God, this is the only one in the whole area that hasn’t installed a phone
A: Perfect (Heaven, No Phone)
16.Q: Why do you have to turn the hat inside out before wearing it again
A: Wear it with a crown and a hat (with a stolen hat inside)
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17.Q: Xiaoyu’s mother scolds Xiaoyu’s father for being impotent
A: Desire (Yu’s father) cannot give up
18.Q: Using pig liver and bear Magic soap made from gallbladder
A: Live with gallbladder (soap)
19.Q: When a cow is young, it is called a calf. What should rabbits and turtles be called when they are young?
A: Rabbit, Turtle
20.Q: What are the main ingredients of contraceptive pills?
A: Antibiotics
21.Q: Why don’t stars hit when setting off fireworks?
A: Because the stars will "shine"
22.Q: What should you call a woman who has been divorced many times?
A: All previous efforts were wasted
23.Q: Xiaobai is very similar to his elder brother, why?
A: Because the truth (like) comes out
24.Q: When wolves, tigers and lions play games, who will definitely be eliminated?
A: Knockout Wolf (Momotaro)
25.Q: Who is the most sympathetic anime character in the world?
A: Doraemon.
Why: Because he always extends a round hand (helping hand) to others!
26. Question: Who is the darkest anime character in the world?
Answer: It’s still Doraemon!
Why: Because he can’t see his fingers...
27.Q: What do African cannibal chiefs eat?
A: People!
Q: One day, the chief fell ill and the doctor told him to be vegetarian. So what did he eat?
A: Eat a vegetable!
29.Q: What will happen if the fat man falls from the 12th floor?
A: Fatty
30.Q: Who will help you refill your meal when you are full?
A: Flying dragon, because flying dragon is in the sky (added again)
31.Q: A triangular tree was sent to the North Pole to be planted. What will happen when you grow up? What is the name of the tree?
A: Trigonometric functions (Hanshu)! fool!
32.Q: What is Qu Yuan’s wife’s surname?
A: The surname is Chen, because of the surname Qu Chen (Chen)
33.Q: What thread do monkeys hate the most?
A: Parallel lines because they do not intersect (banana)
34.Q: Which historical figure is the least flat?
A: Su Wu. Because Su Wu Muyang was by the North Sea (was beaten by Hai Hai)!
35.Q: A rabbit races with a fast tortoise. Guess who wins?
A: Rabbit!
Q: Wrong! It's a turtle. It was said earlier that it is a turtle that runs very fast. It runs very fast!
Q: The rabbit was unwilling to give in and raced again with a tortoise wearing sunglasses. Who won this time?
A: Well...rabbit...
Q: Wrong! That turtle took off his sunglasses, yeah! It’s that fast turtle again!
36.Q: Two people fell into a trap. The dead people are called dead people. What are the living people called?
A: Call for help!
37. Question: What are you afraid of cloth and paper?
Answer: Cloth is afraid of ten thousand, paper is afraid of nothing.
Reason: Don’t be afraid of ten thousand (cloth), just be afraid of something unexpected (paper).
38.Q: When the ant went to the desert, why didn’t he leave his footprints on the sand, but only a line?
A: Because it rides a bicycle!
Q: The ant came home from the desert. He didn’t notify anyone, but his family knew that he was back! Why!
A: Saw his bicycle parked downstairs...
39.Q: When will Taiwan want to be reunified?
A: When buying instant noodles...
40. Once upon a time, there was a white cat and a black cat. One day the white cat fell into the water. The black cat rescued it. The white cat said something to the black cat...
Q: What is this sentence?
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A: "Meow"...
41.Q: Which one is taller, A or C?
A: ABCD, so it is C high
42.Q: In fairy tales, who has the smallest breasts?
A: Little Red Riding Hood
W: Because her grandmother was eaten by a wolf
43.Q: Who won the fight between stones and rice cakes?
A: It’s a stone. Because Nian Gao is soft-hearted. Then the stone kicked the rice cake into the sea
44.Q: Which flower is the least powerful, jasmine, sunflower or rose?
A: What a beautiful (powerless) jasmine flower - -#
45. There once was a couple who were getting ready to get married. As a result, Male Pigfoot received a notice of enlistment. On the day he left, he made an appointment with the girl to the beach, put the ring he had prepared on her and said: Two years later, when we meet at the same place, please be my bride.
Two years later, the female pig's trotters went to the beach. When it got dark, she didn't even wait for the male pig's trotters to appear. She took off her ring and threw it into the sea.
The male pig's trotters waited until dark at the place where they often dated, but the female pig's knuckles did not come. He shed painful tears, and the two never contacted each other again.
N years later, a man named Pig Knuckle was fishing at the beach. Guess what he caught?
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...caught rice cakes...
46. There was a little piglet. His mother didn't like him and wanted to send him away. One day, the mother pig took the little pig to a far away place where there were no buses. But the next day, the little pig came back.
Another day, the mother pig threw the little pig to a place far away. There was no road anywhere. After a few days, the little pig came back.
Another day, the mother pig took the little pig to a place far, far away. There was nothing there and it was endless. Guess what happened?
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...But the little piggy didn't come back...
47.Q: Who gave the Wangqing Water?
A: It was given by "Aha", because, "Aha~ give me a glass of love-free water..."
48.Q: Where are the busiest phone users?
A: Ningbo... Because the user you dialed (Ningbo) is on a call...
49.Q: Don’t go out if you don’t have much money on a rainy day?
A: Because, don’t go out on a rainy day if you have nothing to do (4000W)... Don’t go out on a rainy day without an umbrella (3000W)...
50. By the way, I came back from overseas. , everyone greeted me at the airport, and there were 3 planes...
The first one arrived, and everyone was cheering, thinking I was on the plane. When they saw it, it was Uncle 69 who came down. Everyone: Tsk ~
The second one arrived, and everyone continued to cheer. When they saw it, it was AKI. Everyone said, cut~
The last one came, and everyone thought it must be cissy. Still cheering my name, guess who came back?
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...The little piggy is back...
51.Q: Guess an English sentence: "ABABBBAAAAAABBBABAAAABBBBAABBBAAAAA"...
A: Long time no see (c)
52.Q: Who is Bruce Lee’s favorite?
A: Bruce Lee likes A'duo the most!
W: Because he always shouts: "Aduo, Duo, Duo!!!!"
53.Q: There is a policeman, a doctor, a teacher, a College students went out together and saw a thief stealing something on the road. They asked who stepped forward and stopped the thief.
A: Doctor, because "(the doctor) roars when there is injustice on the road"...
54.Q: The puppy and the rabbit went to the teacher to endorse, why did the teacher let the puppy The dog carries first?
A: Because Wangwang Senbei (recited first)...
54.Q: The puppy and the rabbit went to the teacher to endorse, why did the teacher let the puppy recite it first?
A: Because Wangwang senbei (carry first)...
1. Why are silkworm babies so rich? ==gt; Because it can spin cocoons (frugal)
2. Why doesn’t the little white rabbit marry a zebra? ==gt; Because the mother rabbit said that tattoos are not good children
3. When will tw be unified? ==gt; When buying instant noodles (Uniform Instant Noodles)
4. What lines do monkeys not like? ==>Parallel lines (because there is no intersection<;Banana>)
5. Why do chocolates and tomatoes fight? Chocolate wins?==gt; Because of the chocolate bar
6. What will happen if the shark eats mung beans?==gt; It turns into mung bean paste
7. Matches burn After entering the hospital, what became of her?==gt; Cotton swab
8. How did Lin Daiyu die?==gt; She fell to death (Sister Lin fell from the sky)
9. A pig said: "Come on" and hit some food?==gt;Chocolate
10. What happened when the potato stabbed the bun with a fatal knife?==gt;It turned into bean paste (killed )
11. What animal likes to stick on the wall? ==gt; Seal (report)
12. Why do foxes often fall? ==gt; Because foxes Very cunning (slippery)
13.4 people were playing mahjong in the house. When the police came, why did they take away 5 people==gt; because they were playing mahjong
People are called "Mahjong"
14. When do you like to drink soda? ==gt; When you are lonely (when you are lonely you will miss soda)
15. Yes An egg went to a teahouse to drink tea. What happened next? ==gt; It turned into a tea egg
16. There was a male deer. He walked faster and faster. What happened in the end? Like?==gt; It turned into a highway
17. One day, Mung Bean committed suicide by jumping off the 5th floor and bled a lot. What happened?==gt; Turned into a red bean
p>18. Why does the plane fly so high without hitting the stars? ==gt; Because the stars can flash
19. Corn wanted to pursue fashion and went to perm his hair. What happened? What about?==gt; turned into popcorn
20. What kind of mouse walks on two legs?==gt; Mickey Mouse
21. What kind of duck walks on two legs? Walk?==gt; All ducks walk on two feet (do you want to talk about old ducks?)
22. The lady’s business is not easy to do now, why?==gt; Birds Influenza
23. What kind of person cannot work at a gas station? ==gt; People who are oily and slippery
24. Are dumplings a boy or a girl?== gt; Boys have foreskins because their dumplings
25. People in golden clothes==gt; A shocking (gold) man
26. A bee stung the calendar ==gt; wind (bee) and sunshine (calendar)
27. A bear came over ==gt; come prepared (bear comes)
28. Mobile phone Don't fall into the toilet==gt; Don't miss the opportunity (wet)
29. There are ten sheep, nine of them squat in the sheepfold==gt; cadence (one sheep squats wrong)
30. How to quiet a sparrow? ==gt; press it (silence)
31. What kind of sword is a transparent sword? ==gt; invisible (sword)
32. What do African cannibal chiefs eat? Answer: Eat humans. So what if the chief wants to be a vegetarian?==gt; Eat vegetables
33. Why are there no dinosaurs now?==gt; The dinosaur went to make a movie
34. Xiaobai is very similar to his brother, do you know why? ==gt; Really like Dabai
35. There was an egg that ran to swim in the Songhua River. How about?==gt; turned into preserved eggs
36. One of the eggs ran to Shandong, how about?==gt; turned into Lu (stewed) eggs
37. How about an egg that is homeless? ==gt; turned into a wild egg
38. There is an egg that accidentally dropped on the road and fell to the ground. How about it? ?==gt; turned into a missile
39. An egg ran into the flowers, how about?==gt; turned into a flower
40. How about having an egg swim in the Dead Sea? ==gt; Become a Salted Egg Superman
41. Xiao Ming and Xiao Hua went to the beach to compete and tell jokes. After telling the joke, they died. Why? ==gt; Because of the tsunami (laughing)
42. Why don’t men go out? ==gt; Because as soon as they go out, they become laymen
43. Why do you Can’t see God’s dick?==gt; The secret of heaven (chicken) cannot be revealed
44. Why does the iceberg only have one tip?==gt; Because the other tip was broken off by the Titanic
45. How to prevent a duck from flying away? ==gt; Give it a wing (it is difficult to fly with wings)
46. Whose house does not have a phone? ==gt; God Clothing (perfect phone)
47. Ma Jiajue once said to me privately: "A knife that is extremely blunt is the most lethal." Why? ==gt; Because it is a hammer
48. Why did Chang'e rush to the moon? ==gt; Hou Yi shot for nine days, even a god couldn't stand it
49. Xiao Hei, Xiao Bai, Xiao Huang, Xiao The four red people are taking a plane, who will get sick and vomit?
?==gt; Little White Rabbit (vomit)
50. A fat man jumped from a tall building, what happened?==gt; Became a dead fat man
51. Two people fell into a trap. The dead are called dead, and the living are called?==gt;Help
52. Which is the worst, rubber, tiger skin, or lion skin?==gt ; Eraser (bad eraser)
53. What are cloth and paper afraid of? ==gt; Not (cloth) afraid of ten thousand, only (paper) afraid of just in case
54. The guest who appears below is the pride of us Chinese men. He is a singer. Guess who it is?==gt; Ancient Giant Chicken
55. Which song has "Coin Lee" in its lyrics?== gt; The moon represents my heart (Coin Lee How Deep I Love You)
56. Why does Harry Potter live in a light bulb?==gt; Because Harry Potter is a wizard (tungsten wire)
57. Which Kirin is the most delicious? ==gt; Ice Cream
58. Which Kirin is the fastest? ==gt; Michelin
59. Constipation The antecedent of (name a foreign star)==gt; Stallone (the shit is too thick)
60. In the city or in the countryside, which place's river is more rapid?==gt; In the countryside, because the river in the countryside is Too urgent (why is it too urgent to be in a hurry)
61. A, B, C, D, E, Ji, Geng, Xin, which word is the coolest? ==gt; D (Thong)
62. There is a room where pigeons will hide==gt; I hide your song (pigeon) on the roof
63. What to do at 12 o'clock in the evening ?==gt; Cramble, because before (zero), cramming
64.police, gangster, soldier, who is the thinnest?==gt; Gangster (rogue professor - thinner)
65. There was an idiot who took off the toilet on the plane and threw it out. Guess why?==gt; Because he is an idiot
66. How many brothers does Aladdin have?== gt; three (Ala Jia, Ala B, Ala B)
67. A group of eunuchs are chatting, guess an idiom==gt; Nonsense talk (no chicken talk)
68. How much is a heart worth? ==gt; One hundred million (one heart and one mind)
69. Which one is dumb, the sun, the moon, or the stars? ==gt; Stars (the stars in the sky do not speak - Lu Ice flower)
69. What is the surname of pencil? ==gt; Xiao, sharpen (Xiao) pencil
70. What color is best imitated? Red (Moulin) imitation
71. Who will help you eat when you are full?==gt; Flying dragon, because flying dragon is adding food in (the sky)
72. A puppy traveled in the desert and died How did he die?==gt; He suffocated to death because there were no telephone poles in the desert to urinate
A puppy traveled in the desert and found a telephone pole, but he still suffocated. Dead, why? ==gt; "No urination allowed here" is posted on the wire pole
A puppy traveled in the desert and found a telephone pole without anything posted on it, but the result was still I'm so suffocated, why? ==gt; Many puppies were waiting in line, but they didn't wait
A puppy was traveling in the desert and found a telephone pole. There was nothing posted on it, and he was waiting in line. In the end, he was still suffocated, why?==gt; Because there were two beautiful dog girls behind him, he was embarrassed
73. Whoever plays the game between wolf, tiger and lion will definitely be eliminated?==gt; Wolf, because - Momotaro (Killing out the wolf)
74. Which historical figure is the most ungrateful? ==gt; Su Wu Muyang Beihai Beach (being beaten by the sea)
75. In history Which character is the fastest?==gt;Cao Cao
76. Cars can fly, please guess a drink==gt;Coffee (Car Flying)
77. Previous I only had a steamed bun and a meatball, how's it going?==gt;It turned into a steamed bun
78. Who gave Wangqing Water?==gt;Aha ("Aha, give me a cup "Forgetting Love")
79. There is a white cat
And a black cat, the white cat fell into the water, the black cat rescued it, what did the white cat say to the black cat?==gt; meow
80. Xiao Ming’s grandfather I am brushing my teeth and singing at the same time. Why?==gt; I am brushing my dentures
81. How heavy are the stars in the sky?==gt; Eight grams (starbucks)
82 .tw is a part of China (name a Chinese herbal medicine)==gt; Angelica
83. The Jade Emperor sneezed (name a city)==gt; Tianjin
84 .Why do wild geese fly to the south in autumn?==gt; It would be too slow if they go
85. A farmer raises 10 cows and only has 19 horns. Why?==gt;There is a rhinoceros
p>86. Pang Pang is a well-known diver, but one day he stood on the springboard but did not dare to jump down. Why?==gt; Because there is no water below
87. A taxi was driving normally on the road without violating any traffic rules, but was stopped by a police officer. Why?==gt;The police wanted to take a taxi
88.What Chickens have no wings?==gt; Frog
89. What is something that is both effortless and comfortable to beat?==gt; Doze
90. Date of manufacture and expiration date What is the product on the same day?==gt; Newspaper
91. What book cannot be bought in the bookstore?==gt; Suicide note
92. The best-selling book?= =gt;Female Secretary
93. The spider fell in love with the butterfly, but the butterfly rejected it. Why?==gt;My mother said that those who hang out online all day long are not good people
94. The panda loved the little deer deeply, but was rejected when he expressed his love. Why? ==gt; The little deer said timidly: My mother said that those who wear sunglasses are all bad boys
95. Who is in the meeting at the zoo? Didn’t go to participate?==gt; Lion (I went to contact you because the lion was "lost")
96. The fat man sat in a sedan chair (name a place)==gt; Yugoslavia
97. Part 1 Toilet (name a Hong Kong female artist)==gt; Mok Wenwei (reason: Mo Wenwei)
98. Grandpa, father, or brother, who will shed tears after listening to mother's words?==gt; Grandpa (Yeye) Thinking of mother’s words, sparkling tears
99. There are two bees who love each other very much, but later the mother bee married a spider. Why?==gt; Because this mother bee loves to surf the Internet
p>100. It’s easy during the day, but sad at night (hit a building)==gt; single-plank bridge
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