What's the name of the sketch of blood drawing download app?

That's funny!

Recently, the essay "Network Physical Examination" is popular.

It has caused discussion among many netizens.

A man stepped into an "internet physical examination center"

I want a physical examination.

"I heard that you can get the result in thirty minutes, right?"

"yes"

leave sth out of account

Every second that follows.

Everyone feels the same way!

Honey, come and see here.

Blink, okay.

Face recognition succeeded.

The man hasn't reacted yet.

The front desk nurse has passed the face recognition.

Got a lot of information about this person.

"Liu Siwei is 33 years old 1.82 meters.

Last four digits of bank card 0042

The password is 1 1 ... "

Even know the password?

Honey, there are no secrets in the era of big data.

The nurse gave such an answer

Want a physical examination? Look at the advertisement first.

The duration is 360 seconds!

Advertisements with 10 or more are varied.

Full of all kinds of disgusting brainwashing words

Want to skip the advertisement

Of course. Then become our member.

Annual fee is 388, monthly fee is 98, and renewal fee is 88.

Which one do you choose?

A sense of familiarity flooded in.

Such multiple-choice questions

It is not uncommon on major apps.

Which one do you choose?

Some netizens take themselves as an example: in the morning, they go out to take the subway and open a music application. In order to download VIP songs, they need to pay 15 yuan every month; When you get off the subway and ride a bicycle to share, you need to pay 20 yuan to a bicycle application every month; Go home at night to catch a play, and pay it to a film and television platform 19 yuan/month. If you don't buy these VIP services, it is simply "difficult to move."

Opening a VIP costs money.

Can you get the corresponding "distinguished" service?

Not necessarily/possibly

There may be more pits!

For example, there is an APP that has a monthly subscription. The huge yellow font shows 6 yuan/month, but there is a small line at the bottom that reads: "Renewal next month 19 yuan". Users are easy to ignore if they are not careful.

When to automatically deduct money is also a problem. In May this year, some netizens opened a film and television membership, with a monthly fee of 15 yuan, and the fee was directly deducted from the phone bill. But a check found that the problem is very big. The so-called monthly subscription by merchants turned out to be a proper automatic renewal fee, but the package actually didn't expire until 1999.

Conduct an emergency medical examination

This man paid for a member.

Next physical examination

It is full of conditions.

Halfway through the blood draw, I quit smoking.

The reason is.

To experience the full content, you need to download the application.

Too slow to draw blood?

You can buy an acceleration package to speed up.

During the medical examination

Suddenly, a pop-up advertisement appeared.

I can't turn it off.

Take a chest film

You can only get 1/60 tablets that day.

The rest will be distributed every Thursday, Friday and Saturday at 8 pm.

I want to have a complete chest X-ray in advance.

Pay in advance, place an order in advance.

The price is too high.

Then let your friend cut it.

5 or 6 minutes' sketch.

A profound metaphor for all kinds of helplessness when surfing the internet.

Let people feel the same.

Some netizens commented.

The whole process is hilarious, and every point can prick me!