Send humorous sentences in a circle of friends
Second, the gecko's girlfriend needs to change clothes again. Gecko said: You really should learn from other people's turtles. You can only wear one dress in your life, and it will always suit you.
Three or three engineers went out by car, and the car broke down on the way. The mechanical engineer asked: Is there something wrong with the engine? The electrical engineer asked: Is there anything wrong with the circuit? The computer engineer said, let's go out first and then come in to see if it will get better.
Four Tang Taoist priests and apprentices came to the daughter country and met scorpion essence. Thanks to the help of the Pleiades, the scorpion essence was restored to its original shape, and the four disciples escaped safely. Pig was furious and was about to hit scorpion essence with a rake. Just listen to the Tang Priest: Jason Wu, slow down, don't you know how expensive Chinese medicine is now? Good cordyceps sinensis costs several thousand yuan a gram, not to mention this thousand-year-old scorpion. It's better to put it away and sell it for a good price than to hand it over to humans.
Ma said to the driver: We are good brothers, but you don't recognize people when you live in the community, and you let the security guard drive us away and don't let us in! The house is too important!
6. While learning Taekwondo, a junior bought a leucorrhea outside and tied it. There should be a Taoist name and logo on the regular belt, but my brother didn't know it, so he wore a light belt and hung it there. As a result, the coach saw it, and the coach raised his eyebrows and said, hey! You are not normal to wear a white belt!
7. Xiaoming and Xiaogang are looking at Mulan. When they saw Mulan join the army, Xiao Ming said that the story was too false. Eating, drinking and sleeping together will definitely be seen through. Xiao gang looked at Xiao Ming with silly eyes and said simply, will you report if you sleep with her in a bunk?
I'm going to college in the second half of the year. My mother asked me: Aren't you afraid to go out alone? The second aunt next to me scrambled to say, I am so ugly that I am not afraid of anything! I said calmly: Who said that? At least I get scared when I look in the mirror.
Nine, someone saw the sea for the first time and sighed: the sea! Mom! As soon as the voice fell, a wave came and hit him in the face. The man said angrily, damn it Tell him he's a stepmother!
Ten, we are all descendants of the Chinese people. Chinese people! That's right! Uh, wait! Yan Di and Huang Didu are male, right?
XI. When a building was demolished, the staff found a skeleton on the elevator mezzanine of 19 floor. After investigation, it was found that this man was a hide-and-seek champion 200 years ago.
Twelve, the kitten was fishing by the river, and was accidentally caught by a crab that went out. As soon as the crab saw the trouble, it jumped into the water and ran away. The kitten waited on the shore, and soon a lobster came. The kitten saw it and teased, yeah, it's very capable and has a good weight loss effect!
Thirteen, I suddenly saw a message on Tencent Weibo, singing a song = Run 100 meter. Finally, I figured out why the girls in our class love K songs so much and why they love Ku Kuiji's 25-minute Cantonese version of Jade Pure Gold every time.
The frog saw the swallow walking on the beach and said to the swallow, I really envy you. Come to my place in summer and go to the south to keep warm in winter to avoid the pain of cold coming and summer going. Swallow said: I have worked very hard and have been struggling all my life. The frog said, I am almost the same. I fight jungle warfare in summer and tunnel warfare in winter.
The bus is very crowded. A and B are standing back to back, with their butts tightly stuck together. After a while, A man suddenly farted, and at the same time he felt B man's ass shaking. He couldn't help laughing in his heart: I don't know you, I'll give you a gift! After a while, B man also farted and felt a man's ass shaking. He couldn't help laughing in his heart: Come here and don't be rude!
I want to know what you like to do. Now it's time for you to choose. I want to sit in the car all day with my pockets full of money. I see. You want to be a bus conductor.
At the buffet, A said to B: You have bought ice cream for the fourth time. Aren't you embarrassed? B said: What's so embarrassing? Every time I tell them, it's for you.
18. A person took a photo and asked others everywhere if they knew the person in the photo. Others said no. Only I can recognize the person in the photo. Do you know why? Because I have an eye for pigs.
Nineteen, a beetle accidentally landed on a spider's web, and the spider exhausted its strength. It took a long time to tie the beetle. After the beetle escaped, it proudly said to the spider, your internet speed is too slow.
Twenty-one, Apple said: Girls like me best. They all say that their faces are red apples. Cherry said: Girls like me best. They all say they are cherry mouths. Cucumber said: Girls like me best. They say I'm better than my boyfriend.
I didn't lose weight in April and April, but no one chased me in May, fat accumulated in June, romantic burst in July, staying indoors in August, getting fatter in September, feeling inferior at 5438+00 in June, tired on blind date at 5438+0 10 in June, unaccompanied at February 12, and absent at 5438+00 in June. It's almost June. What are you waiting for?
Twenty-three, once I went to eat cold noodles with my friends, and a little boy sat next to me and drank coke. After a while, the little boy stood up to get something, and the coke was still there. At that time, I didn't think much, thinking that the boss put vinegar in a coke bottle (as many stores do), picked it up and poured it into his bowl. While eating, I said, why does this vinegar taste like coke? After a while, the little boy came back to look for coke, and I suddenly realized.
The dog is in love, but he is worried because he doesn't know if the other person likes a man who eats shit. The cat is in love, but it is worried because it doesn't know whether the other person likes a woman with a beard.
Twenty-five. I often watched costume dramas like Empresses in the Palace some time ago. What are the wives in them? For example, I once drank a lot of water. I go to the toilet a few times occasionally. Husband calmly said: Going to the toilet again? I made you the queen of urine.
There is a little hamster in my dormitory, and it has been fed melon seeds. Everyone who has raised hamsters knows that hamsters like to hide all the melon seeds. One day, the wood powder in its cage was changed and all the survivors were thrown away. After the hamster went in, it kept tossing and turning, but it couldn't find anything, and finally stared at me in confusion. The roommate looked at it piteously and said that the child seemed to have been stolen.
Twenty-seven, a female classmate looks darker and her boyfriend is a little too white. One day, the students in the dormitory said: you are not suitable, you will have zebras.
28. The most annoying thing in the world is doing homework. Nothing is more annoying than doing homework. Nothing is more annoying than doing homework every day. Nothing is more annoying than doing homework every day; Nothing is more annoying than doing homework and being supervised by parents every day.
Twenty-nine, drinking with several Japanese presidents in Tokyo, one of the presidents got drunk, sang China's song: broadsword, and cut off the head of the devil in blunt Chinese. I asked him through an interpreter if he knew the lyrics, but he answered no. I adore the China friend who taught him this song.
30. Someone took a puppy to the bank to make a deposit. Puppies never defecate anywhere, but bark before defecation. Just as someone was waiting in line to read the newspaper, the dog barked, so he had to spread the newspaper on the ground for convenience. After saving money, someone walked outside the bank with money in one hand and a newspaper wrapped in shit in the other. Suddenly a motorcycle rushed out and grabbed the newspaper bag in his hand. He was shocked at that time! Passerby: Poor thing! You see, people are stupid, with 40 thousand or 50 thousand, right?
At present, there are four kinds of women who are most popular with men. They are: white rich beauty, short rich beauty, white poor beauty and short poor beauty.
Thirty-two, a simple big boy, eating pitaya for the first time, ate it all night before eating one. Why is this? Because, he vomited seeds.
Chatting with a humorous circle of friends
I hope you don't feel useless. You can at least annoy others.
I am your kite string, and the only thing in your hand that can accompany me is the wind.
If happiness is not on the road, it is at the end of the road.
4. I kissed your face with sunscreen bb cream and sunscreen cream, and I felt that I ate a lot of money in one bite.
Five, people never know who inadvertently said goodbye to you and then really disappeared.
Viruses fall in love with my computer, so I can only help them.
Seven, my maturity is prude, and my innocence is my true nature.
The secret of staying young is to have a restless heart.
Don't flirt with me, or I will flirt with you!
10. Why is it necessary to require the pixel height of the mobile phone? Do you think you are ugly enough?
Life is terrible. Fortunately, I am cute.
Twelve, suddenly turn back and chat with no one.
There are many things that you couldn't figure out at that time. Don't worry. After a while, you don't remember them.
Fourteen, when we were young, we regarded toys as friends. When we grow up, our friends treat us as toys.
Fifteen, when I have money in the future, I will send people I hate to the best mental hospital.
Sixteen, the so-called beauty is three points and looks seven points. The so-called temperament three points, talent seven points. The so-called tenderness is three points, and forbearance is seven points.
After receiving the news on the 17th, Troy has already started to work. If I don't cancel it for a minute, hehe ~ I'm embarrassed to pull it ~
If someone chases you, I will trip him up.
Nineteen, the early bird catches the worm, and the early worm is eaten by the bird!
Twenty, don't push me, or I will become great and out of control.
No matter how beautiful you are when you are thin, it is a virtue when you are fat.
Twenty-two, Wang Sicong, no matter how rich I am, I'm still the woman he can't have.
Never underestimate a girl's curiosity. She can talk about someone's status, comment and reply from this year to last year or even the year before, as long as she wants to know.
24. I can be kinder than a good person or more vicious than a bad person. It all comes from other people's attitude towards me.
I have never spoken Mandarin, because I am not an ordinary person.
The person I love is not my lover. Every inch of his heart belongs to others.
Twenty-seven, even if the quarrel is very ugly, it is also a sour nose and a ball.
Twenty-eight, accidentally tore up a classmate's Chinese book and folded the plane. She said she would cut me in two days, and it would take more than a year. She doesn't have me in her heart. no
How big your life is, how much homework you have.
I want to see how beautiful your face is for a person.
Sir, you look like my next boyfriend.
Say love loudly, because you never know which will come first, tomorrow or the accident!
33. Believe it or not, I just don't believe you.
After watching your life, I finally found the courage to live.
Thirty-five years old, show loving people changed batch after batch, only I am single.
36. There is still a long way to go, Xiu Yuan. Why don't we take a taxi?
Thirty-seven, no money, no right to be nice to you again. Would you like to go with me?
38. How much is this kebab?
Send a circle of friends with humorous sentences.
Send a humorous remark in a circle of friends (number one) 1. I wish my friends happiness and a beautiful wife.
2. stick grilles, let auspiciousness bloom; Worship the kitchen god and let happiness come; Buy new year's goods to make joy and joy emerge; Send blessings to accompany Ankang and longevity; I wish you a happy family and a happy New Year!
No matter how busy you are, don't forget to celebrate the New Year. No matter how rich you are, you should prepare for the New Year's Eve.
I will help you next year. I'll make a stool to support you while you sweep the wall. I'll make soap for you when you wash clothes. You write couplets, I'll make red paper. Happy holidays. In the next year, I am very happy and optimistic about you!
5. New Year is like love, the first year is first love. Chinese New Year is like a bride, and the next year is a dowry. The new year is like a big meal, and the next year is a cake. You can relax and be more free. There is no need, only casual. No burden, only happiness. The new year is coming, I wish you happiness!
6. Send you a scarf, full of warmth this year; Give you a pair of gloves and seize this year's opportunity; Give you a postcard with a blessing on it; May you be the first to receive happiness and happiness in the new year before the arrival of the new year.
7. There are many interesting things in the off-year, and my hometown is the most concerned. There are many sayings about agricultural customs and habits, and there are also many people cleaning up. Bought many New Year pictures and slaughtered many chickens and sheep. Three rounds of pulling goods to climb the mountain, picking up and buying new year's goods. There are many invitations from relatives and friends. I wish you a happy New Year.
8. Bless a laundry list and send it to you now; Peace and happiness have always been accompanied, and life is getting happier and happier; Happiness surrounds you, and the more days pass, the more real it is; 20_ When the New Year comes, may you always be safe and happy.
9. Happy New Year is accompanied by festivals, and the kitchen god, the God of Wealth, has come. Forget busyness and sadness, and let joy surround you. How wonderful it is to laugh with you on New Year's Eve and Spring Festival. Friends are willing to report: Happy New Year to you!
10. Off-year early, off-year late, early and late, off-year noisy, off-year noisy, off-year beautiful, off-year jumping, off-year red, off-year fire, thriving. I wish you a happy New Year!
1 1. Life in the off-year is beautiful and the days are beautiful; There will be wealth in the coming year, and wealth will enter the house; Young people are safe and make big money in the coming year; The year of 20 years old is coming. May happiness always be with you and walk with you.
12. The fragrance of the Chinese New Year is getting stronger and stronger, and the rhythm of the festival is getting faster and faster. Clean up the yard and sweep the dust, cut flowers and stick sticks to worship the kitchen god. I was busy buying new year's goods, so I sent text messages to my friends. Happy new year and family reunion. I wish you all the best in the Year of the Tiger.
13. Eat sugar officials, worship the kitchen god, and every household is busy cleaning up the house; Stick grilles, good luck, everyone has a smile on his face; Buy new year's goods, slaughter cattle and sheep and live happily for thousands of years; Off-year, may your family be happy, happy and happy!
14. Send you a blessing, wish you wealth, send you a wish, wish you good luck, send you a prayer, wish you happiness, send you a greeting, wish you good luck and send you a short message, wishing you a happy New Year.
15. The new year has arrived. I wish you all the best and happiness!
16. friends, pack up and be happy. Happy new year. Lucky grass will haunt you every day.
17.2022 This year, you will encounter: money rain, lucky wind, friendship fog, love dew, healthy glow, happiness cloud, smooth cream, perfect thunder, safety hail and happiness flash. Pay attention to that they will haunt you for one year and happiness for the next.
18. Keep happiness in your heart, engrave happiness in your heart, put sweetness in your arms, print warmth in your smile, blend good luck in reunion, bask in laughter, and gather good luck in a wine bowl; I wish you a happy and sweet new year, and you are happy and beautiful!
19. Happy New Year, I will set off firecrackers at your house. Firecrackers sounded, red paper was raised, and the garden was full of smiling faces and honey juice. Honey is sweet and refreshing, and business will be prosperous in the coming year. Business is prosperous, people are more prosperous, and small countries are prosperous. Happy New Year!
20. May you young people be happy!
2 1. When the New Year arrives, send my best wishes: please come to Fuxing to give you good luck and all your wishes come true; Please come to Luxing to give you a promotion and a bright future; Please come to the birthday girl and wish you a long and healthy life. Anyway, I wish you fools a happy Year of the Tiger! Happy every day!
22. Happy New Year! Happy New Year to everyone!
23. After the New Year, every household is busy cleaning the house; Stick grilles, killing cattle and sheep, rejoicing in the New Year; Worship the kitchen god, seek good luck and be safe for another year; I wish you happiness, peace and a happy family when the new year comes!
Send a humorous remark in a circle of friends (Article 2) 24. The Chinese New Year is over, and people are not busy. They are busy washing and celebrating the New Year. The new year should have a new look, and you like it with a clean heart. The window is bright and clean, smiling inside and outside. I wish you youth and happiness, and all the best in the New Year!
25. When the New Year comes, may your family, big or small, be beaming!
26. It's like watching a movie when the crowd is crowded. Dad sweeps snow and shovels garbage, and mom cleans windows. Clear away old traces, throw away bad luck and welcome the blessings of the coming year. I wish you don't worry too much in the new year, and the goods will be arranged in the new year. Proud love, a happy year.
27. This is a lively time to get together with friends and family. I wish you a happy new year.
28. With the coming of the new year, I wish you a happy new year and a happy Year of the Tiger!
29. Spring breeze knocks on the door of the Year of the Pig, spring rain moistens the ambition of the Year of the Pig, spring thunder awakens the ambition of the Year of the Pig, and spring flowers decorate the warmth of the Year of the Pig, deeply blessing you, and the financial resources are booming in the Year of the Tiger! Happy New Year!
30. On the 23rd day of the twelfth lunar month, the kitchen god went to heaven and said everything. Luck belongs to him. If you want to eat New Year's Eve, you can make a dish of candied haws and Chinese food, and you will be as sweet as him! I wish you a happy new year. May your days get sweeter every year!
3 1. Eat and drink, don't take things to heart; Looking at the watch in the shower is very comfortable for one second; Sweet is much, bitter is little, and life is like five dates; In a good mood, the most important thing is to be happy! Happy New Year!
32. In the new year, eat sticky sugar and stick to happiness; When the new year comes, sweep away dust, troubles and sadness; The new year is coming, send blessings and good luck. Happy new year.
33. The New Year is coming, and the flavor of the New Year is getting stronger and stronger. Clean the house, make the windows bright and clean, feel comfortable, pay tribute to the kitchen god, welcome the god of wealth, make good use of new year's goods, reserve wealth, have a safe New Year, and wish friends a happy New Year and a happy family.
34. Happy New Year, beaming!
35. The New Year is here! I wish you full of pride: I wish you every blessing, every hope, every attachment, every expectation, every affection, every waiting, every intoxication, every love and every longing. I miss seeing you off very much!
36. When a string of firecrackers ushered in the new year, a smiling face greeted you, a bunch of flowers warmed you, a sunny day asked hello, and the first one wished you hello. I wish you a good red envelope and hold you safely all your life. Happy New Year!
37. When the New Year arrives, smile and so hard to forget's warm wishes; Eat and drink, and be in a good mood. Much sweeter, less bitter, one second comfortable is one second; Good health is the most important thing. May you be happy all your life! Happy New Year!
38. A few years ago, it was reported that the god of wealth surrounded you, auspicious clouds covered you, good luck held you, happiness held you, good luck accompanied you, and blessings coaxed you. I sent a text message to water your heart with honey. May your life always be sweet and your body always be healthy.
39. Leaves fall in winter and flowers come in spring. A message spread in all directions, the East sent you a cash cow, the South sent you eternal well-being, the West sent you good business, and the North sent you a box full of money. Happy New Year!
40. You are in good health, rich, happy, sunny and carefree like a baby every day. In short, you are the happiest in your early years.
4 1. Happy New Year and come out next year. Happy Chinese New Year, sweet melon. Sacrifice the stove to make noodle soup, and send good luck safely. Clean the New Year, clean the courtyard. I wish you happiness and well-being in advance in the New Year!
42. The new year has come, and now there are many festivals and new changes, but my heart and my vows have not changed. I want to grow old with you.
43. Happy New Year and debut next year. Happy Chinese New Year, sweet melon. Sacrifice the stove to make noodle soup, and send good luck safely. Clean the New Year, clean the courtyard. Happy new year, happiness and health!
44. I only want to be happy, not envious of immortals. Peace is my wish. The most important thing is to be healthy and earn more money. I just want to be happy and not expensive. I miss you. I wish you a wonderful life and a happy next year. Don't get drunk!
45. On the 23rd of the twelfth lunar month, the Kitchen God is happy; Honey melons come to worship the stove, and the kitchen god can say it; The new year's goods are ready and the window grilles are cut; Three sheep bloom too early, and two dragons come to play with pearls; In the year of Lotus, there are many fish, and the branches of magpies call. On the occasion of the new year, I wish you a happy new year and a happy new year!
46. When you read this letter, luck has come to you, the god of wealth has entered your home, and wealth is not far from you. I wish you a happy new year!
Send a humorous remark in a circle of friends (Article 3) 47. In addition to sweeping the court in the New Year, prepare for the New Year's music; Cleaning from the inside out, although tired, smiling; Big pieces and small pieces are ready to welcome the new year; Everything is ready, and Shu Shutan is happy; Xiao nian is going to laugh until the New Year's Eve. Watch your mouth upturned!
48. Winter is getting closer, the next year is getting closer, and the pace of the New Year is getting closer. On the occasion of the coming year, I hope you, whom I care most about, will dress warmly, eat well, laugh happily and be happy in the coming year. Happy New Year!
49. The New Year has arrived. I wish you all the best and happy every day!
50. The Chinese New Year is so festive that every household is busy. Clean the house and the outside and give it to the chef happily. Go shopping for new year's goods, eat well and dress well. Welcome the new year with satisfaction, and the sense of happiness is unstoppable. I wish you a happy and auspicious new year!
5 1. Today's off-year, to the person I care about most, off-year has come, how can I miss my blessing? No matter how far the distance is, the friendship will be connected, and the blessing will remain unchanged for a long time. Small annual meeting will bring laughter, warmth and cold, celebration will bring auspiciousness, and blessing will warm my heart. The new year is coming. I wish you all a happy new year and a happy Spring Festival.
52. Squeeze out a bright smile, hang a curtain, tie a Chinese knot, buy a bunch of new year's goods, brew an altar of cordial wine, hang a pair of Spring Festival couplets, smoke an old bacon, have a family reunion, make a big plan and say "Happy New Year"!
53. Civilized cities are full of beautiful buildings. The lights are bright and beautiful, and laughter is coming. Across the street, the smell of wine was fragrant, and I stamped my head and looked up. People's living standards are high, and off-year parties are full of banquets. Happy new year to your wedding!
54. Modern beauty means living in fashion, while classical beauty means expressing wisdom in words. When the new year comes, I express my blessings with classical beauty, and I express my caring wisdom with modern beauty. I wish you a beautiful, beautiful and wonderful New Year.
55. Friends get together and have a heart-to-heart friendship.
56. The New Year has arrived. Think about it. You have nothing but 50 million: be happy! Good health! Be safe! Be content! Don't forget me!
57. Early in the morning, every household cleans the house to get rid of the troubles all the year round and usher in a beautiful New Year and a beautiful Year of the Tiger. I wish you a happy and wonderful New Year!
58. Happy and healthy New Year!
59. Pick up a broom, sweep away a year's troubles, put up window grilles, and be covered with a year's blessing. Worship the kitchen god, pray for good luck for a year, send a blessing and convey happiness for a year. I wish your family happiness and good luck in the coming year!
60. Fill your cup with happiness and wish you drink your troubles.
6 1. In the next year, I will make you a box of good luck oven candy with thick good luck syrup, and eat it in my mouth with blessing jam to ensure that the sweetness and happiness stick to you. Happy next year!
62. Clear the snow, clean the courtyard, and clean the doors and windows. Suddenly I heard the noise at the head of the village, and I didn't know how to kill cattle and sheep until I knew it. Children are busy watching, and adults are busy buying new year's goods. People come and go to bless, and the wind in the off-year is unusual. Happy New Year!
63. Today's off-year is for the people I care most about. When it's off-year, I'm in a good mood. I pick up the broom, sweep away the dust, clean the doors and windows, and sweep away the troubles. When it's off-year, I feel refreshed, busy shopping, shopping in major shopping malls, buying happiness and good luck. I wish you all a happy and long-lasting off-year.
64. I wish you peace, freedom and happiness when the New Year comes!
65. The longer the wine, the more mellow it is, and the longer the friends meet, the more true it is; The water is getting clearer and clearer, and the vicissitudes of life are getting lighter and lighter. I wish you a happy new year and always be in a good mood!
66. No matter whether the weather is good or bad, let the mood become wonderful; Time is fast and slow, which also makes the mood cheerful; No matter how close or far away, you should keep your mood calm; No matter the length of a year, let your mood relax. Happy New Year!
67. When the New Year comes, I am busy sweeping away the dust and worries. Busy with sacrifices, food and clothing to ensure health; Busy shopping, happy to prepare for the new year; Good luck in the coming year. Happy new year!
68. Brush the Chinese New Year flowers, brush and run happily, clearly happy, dancing and singing the appearance of the god of wealth. Happy New Year and good luck.
Humorous sentences specially used to send friends.
1. These days, everyone is embarrassed to go out without a fat daughter-in-law.
2. Every day is like a year, dear, why aren't you with me.
Nothing is necessary. Be kind to yourself if you want it.
When I have you, it is still so hot in summer and so cold in winter. What's your use?
Don't say I've changed, as if you know me well.
6. You can't get what you can't get. Don't brag and say no!
7. The world is still irregular, without which no one will be destroyed.
8. Poor you. Today is your birthday, but you have to go to work, but it doesn't matter because you received my blessing. I believe you will have a good time today! 1, it is said that the Monkey King is driving a somersault cloud, so God is driving a floating cloud.
9. If no one in the world wants you in the future, you must remember that there is still me. I am not going to enable you
10. In the exam, the right one is always happy!
1 1. Now the society needs to eat a bowl and see what's in the pot so as not to be hungry.
12. I'm behind the times. People say that when I meet love at the corner, I am afraid of accidents at the corner.
13. Although I am not beautiful, I regard you as a bandit. Although I am not fat, I regard you as a wooden stick.
14. Love is like a ghost. Many people believe it, but few people see it.
15. Whoever delays me for a while, I will make him regret it for life.
16. In the face of the enemy's torture, I will always have only two words DD.
17. Are you pure? Then there was no gutter in the world, and it became Telunsu.
18. There are only two kinds of mathematical proof questions: one is "I still need to prove this" and the other is "I can prove this".
19. Others met love at the corner, but I met a ghost at the corner.
20. You may not know that when you cry, my tears are flooding.
2 1. I won't attack if people don't attack me; If people offend me, comity three points; If people force me again, I'll give you an injection; People still attack me and kill the grass.
22. What are you losing weight? You are not thin at all! (Talking about the mood of the sentence happily)
23. It's all water, why alcohol? They are all perverts, why sheep!
24. I am the one who pursues you, and I am the one who always misses you. When I first saw you, your charm conquered me. You are the most worthy pursuit in my life, and only you can save my life, you know? Renminbi.
25. Every reserved and calm present has a silly and naive past.
26. As the old saying goes, a good woman without talent is virtue. I guess it's too wicked.
27. If you have been in love for a long time, don't get married until you send humorous sentences in your circle of friends.
28. Even if I am stupid, it doesn't matter to you.
29. If you do good, leave your name; if you do bad, run away.
30. Everyone has a dream, but the way of dreaming is different.
3 1. You are more talented than me, so you have two more.
32. Are you a beauty? Take off your clothes and you will know. Handsome or not, just get a flat head.
33. What's missing? We don't know, people are dumbfounded because they are fat, and I am angry because I am thin.
34. Money keeps many people who love each other from being together. Money makes many people who don't want to love sleep together and send humorous sentences in the circle of friends.
35. It is said that the problems that can be solved with money are not problems, but the problem is that I have no money.
36. Since ancient times, no one has been worried about life, and those who are worried about death count as one.
37. Who said I was a playboy? But who knows that I used to be more diligent than anyone, with an empty head and nothing.
38. Since local tyrants are friends, I will give you a local gold mobile phone. 1. Who said that men are better than women and have the ability to let men help you have a baby?
Although I can't help all sentient beings, I can hurt all people. 1, I can tell you responsibly: If you fall in love with me, I will be irresponsible.
40. Only when I reached the top of the mountain did I find that the wrong road was only a few steps away from the right one.
4 1. Those who love me, please continue. People who hate me, don't give up
42. All's well that ends well that has a house, and those who have no money will eventually become house slaves.
There will be light in your world, because the sun in my memory protects you.
44. Compare the two fish, and the handsome one is tomorrow's dish. 1, boys have thicker legs than girls, which is the most basic respect for girls.
45. Be careful of your long hair and waist size, or your hair will shit.
46. The only highlight of watching the premiere of Titanic last night was that Rose suddenly switched shots at half-time, and the audience said in unison: Grass!
47. When I was a child, my mother told Russia that if you eat watermelon, you can't eat seeds, or it will grow in your stomach. Up to now, Russia is convinced.
48. Mr. Summer vacation, don't leave me, shall we start over? I really love you and hate Mr. School! !
Although I am not happy about crossing the line of fire, I am interested in crossing the line of fire. Uncle, you look great, like a stick.
The man who makes my heart beat has not been born yet.
5 1. It is difficult to go to school when weeding at noon. A little book, just one afternoon.
52. We are ordinary people and we are special people, so we are special people.
53. Think about how to deal with your parents. Will they throw a lot of money at me and tell me to get out of here? ! Should I accept it or not? ! It's so embarrassing
I want to go back to the time when there were no computers and mobile phones. At that time, we were as happy as sending humorous sentences in the circle of friends.
55. Some pains can only be forgotten; Some words * * * spring curtain can only fly.
56. It's not that I don't want anyone except you, but that I don't want anyone except you.
57. Don't tell me you love me. This sentence sounds a little disgusting.
58. Still a liar is good to me. I sent it a short message. It also gave me three dollars.