How to have a wedding ceremony at KTV
Eight ways to make a wedding noise
1. Dancing hula: The hula skirt can be adapted to local conditions. The simplest way is to tear the toilet paper into strips instead. Of course, we can’t watch the bride dance, so we can’t watch the bride dance. It is more sensational to leave it to the groom, especially the fat groom. When he twists the whole body, the flesh will tremble. This...
2. Untying the concentric knot: Do not use your hands to untie it, use your mouth ! The concentric knot can be made by the customer, but it should not be too twisted, otherwise it may make the newlyweds' jaws ache. It is recommended to discard the completed rope unless you can tolerate the smell of saliva.
3. Smooth sailing: the washbasin is the river, the soap box is the boat, a match is inserted on the soap, with the big head facing up, the couple holds a thin string in their mouths, and a cigarette is tied between the thin strings.
Use the lit cigarette to light the match on the soap.
This trick is a bit difficult, you need to practice! Also pay attention to fire prevention!
4. Bees collecting honey: The bride puts wedding candy on her face, while the groom comes and goes to collect honey.
The groom can hold two pillows under his sides as wings, which must be fanned. He can pin a sugar cane or something like a wasp tail on the belt behind his pouted vagina, and put it in his mouth. You must recite the children's song that we are all familiar with: Bees are buzzing, flying in the flowers... Use your mouth to take away all the candy on the bride. If you need to increase the difficulty, you can consider peeling off the candy wrapper with your teeth. .
5. Playing with the bride: Of course it is the groom’s job. He orders the groom to wear the bride’s charming and graceful wedding dress. The groom’s figure is definitely not as embellished as the bride’s, so you can consider adding props to enhance the viewing experience. If necessary You can wear makeup, but it is recommended to wear light makeup. If you don’t have much to eat for dinner, you can wear heavy makeup!
6. Perfection: Give full play to the couple's body language ability and literary expression ability, use their body structure to create figures from one to ten, and say a beautiful idiom for each number.
This is not difficult, but I am afraid that someone will play a prank and ask them to capitalize Chinese numerals...
7. Festive gongs and drums: The newlyweds tie pot lids to their bodies and beat them happily.
Generally, wedding ceremonies are held at home. This one has props. The pot lid is tied to the couple in any position. The two dance and touch each other. As long as everyone can hear the loud sound of gongs and drums, you can consider playing music. The rhythm is required, R&.B is popular now.
8. Eat concentric fruits: Use a rope to drop a fruit. If it is less difficult, use an apple. If it is more difficult, you can use peanuts or melon seeds. Let the newcomers bite it open with their mouths, half for each person, if it is meaningful , can be bitten into a heart shape! It is recommended to prepare more props.
Twenty-eight New Tricks to Make a Noise in the Wedding Room
Not only does the family feel happy to make a noise in the wedding room, but the relatives and friends in the wedding room are also happy to take the opportunity to make a fuss and use various new tricks to impress the bride and groom. "Sitting in the city of sleepy sorrow" is dumbfounding. The latest twenty-eight tricks for making a wedding noise, the bride and the groom took it:
The first trick: As Jiazhen said on her wedding day, the bride was wearing thin clothes. During the wedding ceremony, the guests can think of ways to let the couple interact with each other. Play the game of punching. When you lose a punch, you will take off a piece of clothing or jewelry until you can't take it off anymore.
The second trick: Drinking a glass of wine with high heels. Encourage the bride to let the groom express his deep love for her by asking him to drink three glasses of wine with high heels.
The third move: The Knights of the Round Table ask the bride and groom to sit on the table with stools and drink the concentric wine.
The fourth trick: the apple of love. In order to express the endless love, the bride is asked to peel the apple and feed it to the groom. However, the apple peel is not allowed to be broken. If the apple peel is broken, the bride will be punished by kissing the groom for ten minutes.
The fifth trick: To make you look good, ask the groom to guess the color of the bride’s wedding night. If he guesses correctly, the bride will present the treasure. Just reveal a little bit to indicate that the answer is correct; if he guesses wrong, The bridegroom is asked to run around the bridal chamber three times wearing only his vagina, "but naked body is also acceptable".
The sixth trick: The enthusiastic ice cube first asks the groom to hug the bride. Then, two or three friends pour the crushed ice cubes prepared in advance into the groom’s arms, and then everyone hugs the newlyweds. , let the new groom enjoy the coldness and jump up and down to avoid being overly enthusiastic when consummating the marriage.
The seventh trick: Ambush from all sides, find a way to sneak into the bridal chamber in advance, hide in a corner or closet that is not easy to detect, and then turn the pre-recorded audio tape of the alarm whistle to the loudest, and play it at the right time, so that The newlyweds were frightened, and the hidden piles hiding everywhere fled together. They made a fuss in the bridal chamber and wished the newlyweds "a child soon."
The eighth trick: Love Balloons: Place a few balloons under the bed sheets, and ask the bride and groom to lie down together to express the steadfastness of love and to survive in adversity.
Tip 9: Chocolate Cheongsam: The female guest of honor puts chocolate into the bride’s cheongsam. “Of course the bride is sitting down,” and then asks the groom to pick up all the chocolates, not even a single one is missing. Otherwise, the groom will be asked to use another one. The mouth retrieves them one by one.
Tip 10: Crispy Chocolate: A female friend uses chocolate juice to squeeze out a heart-shaped sweet *** on the bride's chest, and then asks the groom to lick it in public to show that they are in love.
Tip 11: Lock the bridal chamber door in advance, hide the key somewhere or with a friend, and let the groom look for it. Every time he cannot find it, the bride must let the guests Kiss once until you find it.
Twelfth trick: The crystallization of wrong love. Deliberately put a borrowed baby on the bed to cause a brief misunderstanding.
Tip 13: Reenacting old love requires the couple to perform the most realistic original scene when proposing in public.
Tip 14: Warn the runaway wife to hide the bride somewhere, and then let the groom look for it. He will not be allowed into the bridal chamber until he finds it.
Tip 15: Old love lingers. Both the newlyweds are required to reveal the number, appearance, and experience of their past boyfriends and girlfriends, otherwise they are not allowed to sleep on the same pillow.
The 16th trick: Birthday horoscope: The groom is asked to guess the correct lunar calendar birth date of the bride. If the answer is wrong, he will make a horse and let the bride ride.
Step 17: Speechless. Buy a copy of "Look at the Joke" published by Clarion Publishing House, and use the innovative riddles in it to test the couple. If they cannot answer the question, each of the male guests will kiss the bride for one minute.
The 18th trick: The game of "gesticulation" tests the tacit understanding between the two parties. The more embarrassing the question, the better. For example: Are you all still virgins? ? Her measurements? do you love me? I will wear red today and go to bed at twenty o'clock. You are very beautiful today (no condom required) and so on.
Tip 19: The mole of love. I heard that there is a mole three centimeters above the bride’s navel. I don’t know if it is true. Can I ask the groom to reveal the mystery to the bride?
Top 20: Re-enacting yesterday requires the couple to reenact the dating scene in front of everyone, including making out, hugging, holding hands and other actions until the guests are satisfied.
Step 21: The seven-step poem is composed from head to toe and each organ of the body. Two people take turns to compose poems or lyrics, such as chest: have a confident mind; the examiner is the guest, assuming that the guest does not If you are satisfied with the answer, you can ask the other party to kiss that part!
No. 22: Pepper Flying Mix pepper into the fireworks in advance. When the bride and groom enter the bridal chamber, the fire will be fired fiercely, and the consequences will be dealt with.
The 23rd trick: The new tailor requires the groom to wrap his hands around the bride’s body measurements, and the measurements must be accurate to pass. If there is any error in any measurement, the groom will be punished by holding the bride from the front, and walking to the bridal chamber three times in succession. lock up.
The twenty-fourth trick: Spring mud protects flowers. In order to show the groom's love and friendship for the bride, the groom is required to wrap the two of them with a large scarf in public, and put the bride into simple home clothes. If there is any abnormality in the dress, the groom will immediately Three drinks as a penalty.
Tip 25: Love gummies require the groom to hold wedding candies (jellybeans) in his mouth and give them to the bride. He has to eat thirty pieces per day. Of course, the groom can help the bride eat them. If the groom doesn’t want to eat, another man can take his place!
Tip 26: Three-inch Golden Lotus: The groom is asked to guess how many centimeters the bride’s feet are long. If he guesses wrong, the groom is asked to wear new high heels and walk around the bridal chamber three times.
Tip 27: Spring has love. In order to show that the groom is strong and capable of running the family in the future, the groom is required to carry the bride into the bridal chamber and walk five times on the spring bed. The bride is not allowed to fall off. If the groom If your physical strength fails, other men can do the work for you.
Tip 28: Prepare a few joyful love songs for love song singing. The guests will take the lead in singing, and then the groom or the bride will take over. If the guest sings incorrectly or cannot sing, the bride will punish the male guests. A kiss, and the groom will be punished with three drinks of wine, YA!
Seven modern ways to make trouble in the bridal chamber
China has the custom of making trouble in the bridal chamber.
In the past, because many newlyweds were not familiar with each other or even knew each other before marriage, they might feel psychologically uncomfortable if they were required to live in the same space on the wedding night.
During the wedding ceremony, there is no doubt that public games can help couples eliminate barriers and break through the "window paper" of shyness.
Today, the wedding bride mainly expresses her blessings to the newlyweds.
There is a certain degree of caution when making trouble in the wedding room, so we have abandoned many vulgar and boring games.
In addition, I hope you will read more about the "correct method" and have a clear understanding of it, so that you will be able to deal with it much more easily.
Taking the chopsticks
Place a pair of chopsticks in a wine bottle, with only a short section exposed, and ask the bride and groom to use their lips to take out the chopsticks. In fact, the two of them perform a kiss.
The correct method is that kissing in public always makes people feel uncomfortable. It is natural to let the lady take the chopsticks first. The male compatriots can pretend to get closer and keep their mouths still if they are moved.
Eating apples
Tie an apple with an elastic rope and hang it at the height of the bride and groom's mouth, and ask the two of them to cooperate to eat the apple.
If the method is not done properly, the groom’s mouth will be opened to the limit, and the apple will spin around but he can’t take a bite, which is really annoying.
The correct method is that the bride should hold the apple with her teeth as much as possible at first, and then the bride can eat it after the apple becomes smaller in the groom’s hand.
Light the match
Insert the match on the red date and float it in the basin of water.
A lighted cigarette is tied in the middle of a red thread, and the two ends are bitten by the couple respectively. The two of them advance and I retreat, and work together to light the match in the basin with the smoke.
The correct method is to hold your breath when taking action, and use solid "teeth skills" and vision to achieve success.
Picking up marbles
Prepare a plate of glass marbles, let the bride and groom each hold a chopstick, and they pick up the marbles together.
You might as well invite several couples present to compete with the newcomers, and the laggards will perform a show.
In the correct way, two chopsticks can form a flat surface, and you can use a spoon to scoop up gnocchi with marbles, and you will naturally be victorious.
Poetry Contest
If the bride and groom all love literature, then invite them to an idiom solitaire competition.
First, the groom chants an idiom, and then the bride chants it, and so on. The one who cannot catch up will be judged as the loser, and the loser will perform the show.
The correct way is to read more.
Spreading the bed
Spreading the bed is a game performed by the groom’s sister-in-law during the wedding ceremony. It is now popular in suburban counties of Shanghai.
The sister-in-law holds a tray, which is covered with red paper, and placed with chestnuts, dates, peanuts, Gui Yuan and other items.
The bride sat on the bed, and the sister-in-law grabbed dried fruits and scattered them on the bed, singing some tunes while scattering them.
Everyone who was having fun in the bridal chamber also joined in. The bridal chamber was filled with laughter and laughter all night long, and the sound of laughter and slapstick became louder and louder.
The correct way is to use condom with your sister-in-law.
Blow out the candles
Light two candles and place them on the table. The bride and groom's eyes are covered with cloth and they stand facing each other.
Start blowing out the candles? No.
Quickly replace the candle with a basin of flour.
"1, 2, 3, blow.
"The flour is raised, and the two of them become white men, which means "growing old together."
"The correct method, everyone Give everyone a little face, pretend to be stupid if you know the secret, and brag a little softly.
New ultimate move "Two Herons Fly Together"
Props: an empty beer bottle, a metal pot lid (with a small handle on the back), and two nylon threads.
Props production: tie the wine bottle to the groom’s waist, with the wine bottle in front.
Tie the pot lid to the bride’s waist.
Use the ultimate move: It is very simple. It requires the wine bottle to collide with the pot lid, and there will be a very crisp 10-40 sounds.
(Variation of the number: the wine bottle remains unchanged in front of the groom, the pot lid can be tied in front of the bride or on the buttocks, the same 10-40 rings, no matter how it is changed, the only requirement is: the groom You must face the bride
You can stand or lie down
The latest trick "Mountain Flowing Water":
Props: A large bottle of milk and a ham sausage. root (about the same diameter as a milk bottle) and a straw
Prop production: Peel off both ends of the plastic skin of the ham sausage, insert one end into the milk bottle, and insert the straw through the entire ham sausage to ensure that the milk can flow out. .
(Friendly reminder, you can use your imagination to decorate the outer end of the ham sausage with a knife. You can think of the shape yourself, ha)
Use the ultimate move: The groom stands on the stool. , holding the milk bottle between her thighs.
The bride either kneels or sits in front of the groom.
The groom controls the strength of his legs to ensure that the squeezed milk flows into the bride's mouth. , until the bride takes a small cup of milk with her mouth and passes the test.
Traditional type
1. Take the chopsticks (put the chopsticks in the bottle with water and let the couple take them out by kissing)
2. Light the match (The newlyweds use their mouths to pull the red string tied with cigarettes and light the fire to see if they are in sync)
3. Eat a banana (hang a banana, one person peels it with his mouth, and the other eats it)
4. Play billiards (the bride uses chopsticks to flick the candy into the groom’s mouth)
5. Seal (put on lipstick)
6. Find your lover (blindfold the groom) , let him touch his hands in the crowd)
7. Bombing Iraq (lift the groom as a plane and let him throw candy into the bride's mouth)
8. Throw chopsticks (the bride holds her hands behind her back) Take the bottle, the short groom hugs the bride and spits the chopsticks into the bottle)
9. Concentric knot (tie a red thread in an 10. Reach for the stars (stick a piece of candy on the ceiling, and the groom holds the bride and removes it with his mouth)
11. Touch the egg (enter the left trouser leg, exit the right)
12. Light a cigarette (it’s windy, so of course you can’t light it)
13. Eat peanuts
14. The devil enters the village
15. Roll a pancake (the bride lies down and covers it) Towel, the groom rolls it with his chin) ............
Drama
1 Eighteen rings (each man and woman have a tea cup lid, and use a rope to help them The man and woman at the waist knock each other 18 times with the cup lid. Note: The cup lid should hang over the sensitive area
2 Masturbation (the bride does it on the sofa and puts a paper origami airplane on her thigh, and the groom does it in the distance) Throw the candy into the airplane once and say something like masturbation.
3. Open the bottle with joy (open the cap of a small bottle (plastic) of Sprite, close it tightly and shake it tightly, then let the groom hold it tightly with his legs! , ask the bride to turn the bottle cap open with her teeth.
You will see bubbles popping up!
4 Only mother is good in the world (buy two bottles of yogurt and ask the bride to hold it with her hands to express her feelings, ask the groom to drink up the milk, take a sip and sing "Only mother is good in the world!"
< p> 5 Nameless (the last program, all the clothes worn by the newlyweds on the day they enter the bridal chamber are thrown out, and everyone goes home)