Lv Ziqiao 15 Classic Quotations.
When everyone develops to a new stage, they must make a decisive choice. Although it will be awkward at first, you must face it. -"Love Apartment 3"
I once loved a girl.
We have been together for a long time. Every day, she bickered and quarreled and drank salty soda together until one day, she suddenly left without leaving a word. On the day of parting, I felt guilty. I know it's a mistake for her to be with me, because I can't give her the happiness she wants. Maybe it was a mistake for her to leave. But she must choose to complete one before she can tell herself which mistake is more worth making. People often face another mistake to avoid it. Since many mistakes can't be avoided, why let regrets be buried for a lifetime? It's better to face one than to run around. -Love Apartment 2 5. Every promising man always has an imaginary friend, which represents a certain need in a man's heart. -"Love Apartment 3"
6. The feelings of the Year of the Monkey, the Year of the Horse and the Month in junior high school have already become a mere formality. -"Love Apartment 3"
Even if tomorrow is the end of the world, we still dress appropriately. This is an attitude towards life.
8. Either do your homework in advance or take a cheat sheet with you. -ipartment.
9. On this planet, except for seasonal sales, only the parties can call them all at once. I'm telling you, throwing a party is like crossing a wooden bridge with thousands of troops. The more you tell them the threshold is high, the more they will participate. It's like you shouting in the street: beauty! Beautiful or not, promise to turn around. Who wants to admit that they are not qualified? -ipartment.
10, up and down or so, Baba-"ipartment"
1 1. There is no rehearsal in my life, and every time it is broadcast live. -ipartment.
12, Lu's "Spring and Autumn" has a cloud: I am my master, I love it. -ipartment.
13, money is evil. Give me your money and I will help you suffer! -"Love Apartment 3"
14, you told me that the deeper the dream, the weaker the pain. You lied to me. Pain, pain is here.
15, I'm simple. I only drink pure water when drinking water, and pure milk when drinking milk. Since ancient times, no one has died, and whoever dies early will have to die late. There is a cloud in Lu Chunqiu. I am in charge in the Spring and Autumn Period, and I love it. Phelps shanzhai mobile phone, shanzhai machine, very awesome.
16, Lv Ziqiao: If a person wants a good kidney, he should drink Shenbao.
After drinking it, it is faster than Liu Xiang and higher than Yao Ming. One bottle is refreshing, two bottles are not greasy and three bottles are immortal. Oh ~ yeah! Lv Xiaobu: You can insult my IQ, but you can't insult my muscles. -ipartment 17, there is no rehearsal in life, and every day is live broadcast-ipartment.
18, there is a train in front of you, and the conductor asks you, young man, do you want to get on? Just ask, where is this bus going, when will the next stop arrive, and are there any seats left on the bus? The train has already left, so you can only wait for the next one. But when the next bus comes, you still face the same problem. After a long wait, others have arrived in Siberia, and you are still at the station.
Who cares? Go up. The train is moving forward. It doesn't matter where you go, what matters is the scenery outside the window. When you get off the train, you will thank me, because even if there is a plane parked next to you, you will rush up without saying anything, because you think the train is too slow-"ipartment" 19. People light candles to pray, but you just have enough breakfast. Someone screams in the middle of the night, and you watch the sunset pee! -ipartment.
20. No matter how old we are, as long as we believe in youth, we are still young; Being old is not the worst thing, but the most terrible thing. When you are old, you can't really save your youth. -"Love Apartment 2"
2 1, the train is moving forward, where to go is not important, the key lies in the scenery outside the window-ipartment.
22. I have been here. -ipartment.
Lv Ziqiao: Asshole.
Long Zaitian: Who is that bastard cursing? Lv Ziqiao: Bastard scolds you. Lv Ziqiao: Well, I admit I'm an asshole, too. However, now a handsome bastard is teaching you a lesson, you despicable bastard. -"ipartment" 24, the left eye jumps, the peach blossoms bloom, the right eye jumps, and the chrysanthemums bloom. As the saying goes, it is like a strong wind in spring, which blows at night. In spring, flowers are in full bloom. -ipartment.
Finding you is inevitable, because people all over the world are looking for you.
I don't mind if you want to be quiet. It's normal for you to be upset, which means you're still alive. If you want to cry, my shoulder is free. If you want to die, I won't allow it. -"Love Apartment 2" 27. Men, be open-minded, why do you have to hang yourself from a tree? Toads with three legs can't be found, but women with two legs have plenty! Confucius said: Life is short, eat, drink and be merry. A hundred years is too long, and we are racing against time.
28. We are two ambitious young people who are about to fly their dreams in the streets on New Year's Eve. -"ipartment"
Don't be lazy with me, I'm too lazy to compare with you. -ipartment.
30. You are afraid of failure! Every time you talk to a girl, you always think, if I am rejected, it will be a miserable and humiliating thing, and how can you succeed! Ah! Be brave and go! It's like, there is a train in front of you, and the conductor asks you, young man, do you want to get on? You just have to ask: where does this bus go? What time does the next stop arrive? Are there any seats left in the car? The train has already left! We can only wait for the next one! But the next one comes, and you still face the same problem! After a long wait, others have arrived in Siberia, and you are still at the station. Who cares! Get up! The train is moving forward, where to go is not important, the key lies in the scenery outside the window! When you get off the train, you will thank me, because even if there is a plane parked next to you, you will rush up without saying anything! -ipartment.
Quotations from Lv Ziqiao's Picking up Girls
Quotations from Lv Ziqiao's Picking up Girls
1, how's it going? This is not a disaster. Let me ask you, do you know the difference between a phoenix reborn from the fire and a duck burnt by the fire? Let me show you: meowed, my name is Lu, I am a loser, and I was rejected. This is roast duck; And I, I will be like this: it is love that makes me depressed. I looked at the vastness of the world indifferently. It turns out that I have loved and never stayed. My name is Zhan Bo, a man with a story. Do you see it? It's called the Bathing Fire Phoenix.
2, this is called casting a net to catch more fish.
I have long said that life is short, and eating, drinking and having fun is king.
4, man, be open-minded, why do you have to hang yourself from a tree? Toads with three legs can't be found, but women with two legs have plenty! Confucius said: Life is short, eat, drink and be merry. A hundred years is too long. We are racing against time.
As the saying goes, there is only one possibility for two hamsters to be kept together for three months: they are both male.
6. Do you know what a second gear start is? Today, I learned that for senior people, the low-end link of eating and watching movies can be omitted!
7. Can I chase you? This is an irresistible confession. Sounds like crap. Chasing girls or not is a man's freedom, and he doesn't need the approval of the other party at all. But in fact, this is a very penetrating killing trick. She can't say no, you ask her to refuse; But what you ask is nothing at all, then you will never be rejected. If she nods in agreement, it means that she has been cheated by you. Agreeing to let you chase is to accept your kindness in disguise. Explain that the opportunity has come, the city gate has been opened, and all you have to do is gallop!
8. No beautiful and charming girl in the world will tell you I love you because you gave her a hamburger or milk tea, understand? You should take her to do something special to move her.
9. I will tell her: since your birthday has passed, you should focus on how to walk well in the coming year. Gifts will only remind you that you are one year older, and they are all clouds.
10, today is Valentine's Day. You have to understand that no one will sympathize with you because you are lovelorn, but there are thousands of girls in Qian Qian who are infatuated with you because of your melancholy.
1 1, before confession, try to reveal a temperament: melancholy. Men's melancholy is women's most effective weapon of mass destruction. Be subtle and profound, and let the other person say: Yes, I will do every expression and every look!
Zhan Bo, you are a man. If you are a man, don't fall into such a dead end like a woman. She said she didn't know what she wanted. This is just a superficial phenomenon. If such a thing is sincerely given to her by a man, it is endowed with additional value. For example, affection, then this thing is more precious than another.
13, a few words that girls don't understand at the critical moment can effectively enhance your charm.
14, now I know why no one cares about you. Because you have a fear in your heart, afraid of failure. Every time I talk to a girl, I always think: if I am rejected, how miserable and humiliating it will be. How can we succeed? Ah! Be brave. Go. Just like there is a train in front of you, the conductor asks, young man, do you want to get on? You ask: Where does this bus go? What time does the next stop arrive? Are there any seats left in the car? The train has already left, so you can only wait for the next one. But when the next one comes, you still face the same problem. After a long wait, others have arrived in Siberia, and you are still at the station. Who cares? Get up! It doesn't matter where the train goes, but the scenery outside the window! You will thank me when you get off the train. Because even if there is a plane parked next to you, you will rush up without saying anything because you think the train is too slow!
Ceng Laoshi, do you know what your problem is? You always say I want to, but you don't do it. You are different from Zhan Bo. Zhanbo is a congenital defect. You think too much the day after tomorrow. Your brain deceived you. You think too much and don't know how to get rid of Laura. You think too much and don't know how to face Yifei. So you left when you shouldn't have left and came back when you shouldn't have. So I suggest that your abnormal pig brain take a rest before giving you the wrong instruction.
16, Linyuan Xianyu is better than withdrawing troops and netting.
17. On this planet, except for seasonal sales, only the parties can call all at once. I'm telling you, throwing a party is like crossing a wooden bridge with thousands of troops. The more you tell them the threshold is high, the more they will participate. It's like you shouting in the street: beauty! Beautiful or not, promise to turn around. Who wants to admit that they are not qualified?
18, I have studied the common vocabulary of picking up girls in 280 languages around the world. This sentence is necessary for beginners.
19, one of the secrets of chasing girls is to do what you like. For example, what if the girl I plan to meet recently happens to be a big fan of Stephanie? It's simple. Learn all Stephanie's songs and sing love songs hand in hand in a romantic environment. She will love my mobile karaoke station.
20. Love songs that have been shouted for 20 years are still mixed, which shows that this set has come out. Scientific research shows that without any warning, you are usually mistaken for: ready to rob, ready to borrow money, ready to die. So before the climax of the storm comes, you should have a gentle and gradual process, thus eliminating the girl's psychological defense. For example, when eating on a date, pick out all the shredded pork in the shredded pork noodles and give it to her; When eating noodles, help her put the boiled eggs in the soup so that it won't get cold; In winter, girls' hands get cold easily, so you kindly pull her hand to your mouth and take a warm breath. Then all the defense lines have been destroyed, and you should confess.
Lv Ziqiao's Classic Quotations
Lv Ziqiao's classic quotation: The train is moving forward. It doesn't matter where you go. The key lies in the scenery outside the window. Ipartment, Lv Ziqiao.
Even if tomorrow is the end of the world, we will dress appropriately, which is an attitude towards life. Ipartment, Lv Ziqiao.
There is no rehearsal in life. Every day is the live broadcast of Lv Ziqiao's ipartment.
People will play many roles in their life. If you are not happy, you can throw away the script. But remember, there is a script that really belongs to you. Don't lose it. Lv Ziqiao's Love Apartment 2
Hard life needs no explanation! Ipartment, Lv Ziqiao
Lv Ziqiao: Asshole. Long Zaitian: Who is that bastard cursing? Lv Ziqiao: Bastard scolds you. Lv Ziqiao: Well, I admit I'm an asshole, too. However, now a handsome bastard is teaching you a lesson, you despicable bastard. Ipartment, Lv Ziqiao
Once upon a time, a robber robbed a group of people and asked them to queue up to pay. The first paid 100 yuan, the second paid 200 yuan, and so on, so everyone lined up. The first man said proudly, look, I paid less than all of you! In the end, everyone rushed to pay, and even Lv Ziqiao's ipartment 4 was forgotten.
Lv Ziqiao: If a person wants a good kidney, he should drink Shenbao. After drinking it, it is faster than Liu Xiang and higher than Yao Ming. One bottle is refreshing, two bottles are not greasy and three bottles are immortal. Oh ~ yeah! Lv Xiaobu: You can insult my IQ, but you can't insult my muscles. Ipartment, Lv Ziqiao
There is a train in front of you, and the conductor asks you, young man, do you want to get on? Just ask, where is this bus going, when will the next stop arrive, and are there any seats left on the bus? The train has already left, so you can only wait for the next one. But when the next bus comes, you still face the same problem. After a long wait, others have arrived in Siberia, and you are still at the station. Who cares? Go up. The train is moving forward. It doesn't matter where you go, what matters is the scenery outside the window. When you get off the train, you will thank me, because even if there is a plane parked next to you, you will rush up without saying anything because you think the train is too slow. Ipartment, Lv Ziqiao.
You are so stupid. Go back to eight years ago. Two years later, you will meet me again. Isn't this the last thing you want to happen? At least now the nightmare is over. Who didn't love a few scum when he was young? I mean, it's okay. Love is not time travel. Everyone wants to go back to the beginning, but no one can. Let bygones be bygones. Learn to put down what should be put down. Lv Ziqiao's Love Apartment 3
You told me that the deeper the dream, the weaker the pain. You lied to me. It hurts. It hurts here. Ipartment, Lv Ziqiao 4.
No matter how old we are, as long as we believe in youth, we are still young; Being old is not the worst thing, but the most terrible thing. When you are old, you can't really save your youth. Lv Ziqiao's Love Apartment 2
People often make another mistake to avoid one. Since many mistakes are inevitable, why let the pain be buried for a lifetime? It's better to face someone than to run around, don't you think? Lv Ziqiao's Love Apartment 2
We are two aspiring young people, who are about to fly their ideals in the streets on New Year's Eve. Ipartment, Lv Ziqiao
You are afraid of failure! Every time you talk to a girl, you always think, if I am rejected, it will be a miserable and humiliating thing, and how can you succeed! Ah! Be brave and go! It's like, there is a train in front of you, and the conductor asks you, young man, do you want to get on? You just have to ask: where does this bus go? What time does the next stop arrive? Are there any seats left in the car? The train has already left! We can only wait for the next one! But the next one comes, and you still face the same problem! After a long wait, others have arrived in Siberia, and you are still at the station. Who cares! Get up! The train is moving forward, where to go is not important, the key lies in the scenery outside the window! When you get off the train, you will thank me, because even if there is a plane parked next to you, you will rush up without saying anything! Ipartment, Lv Ziqiao
It is inevitable to find you, because people all over the world are looking for you. I don't mind if you want to be quiet for a while. It's normal for you to be upset, which means you're still alive. If you want to cry on my shoulder, it's free. If you want to die, I won't allow it. Lv Ziqiao's Love Apartment 2
Phelps cottage waterproof machine, cottage machine, is the cow. Ipartment, Lv Ziqiao
Before marriage, there were other men who were kind to you. After marriage, you only have me. But after marriage, I must be kind to you so that you won't lose, right? Ipartment, Lv Ziqiao 4
Now your eyes look like Tony Leung Chiu Wai, and your eyebrows smell like Takeshi Kaneshiro. At first glance, you look like Wu Zhenyu with a beer. Is the face looks like Ceng Zhiwei Lv Ziqiao's "ipartment 4"
Either do your homework in advance or take a cheat sheet with you. Ipartment, Lv Ziqiao
I loved a girl, and we were entangled for a long time. Every day, we have to bicker and fight and drink salt soda together. Until one day she suddenly left without leaving a word. On the day of parting, I felt guilty. I know it's a mistake for him to be around me, because I can't give her the happiness she wants. Maybe it was a mistake for her to leave, but he must choose one to tell himself which mistake is more worth making. Lv Ziqiao's Love Apartment 2
Everyone must make a decisive choice when they develop to a new stage. Although it will be awkward at first, you must face it. Lv Ziqiao's Love Apartment 3
The feeling of junior high school was formed a long time ago. Lv Ziqiao's Love Apartment 3
The courage to challenge absurdity is the eternal creed of teenagers. Lv Ziqiao's Love Apartment 2
Youth, like the rising sun, cannot tolerate a moment's neglect. Lv Ziqiao's Love Apartment 2
I once loved a girl, and we were entangled together for a long time. Every day, she bickered and quarreled and drank salty soda together until one day, she suddenly left without leaving a word. On the day of parting, I felt guilty. I know it's a mistake for her to be with me, because I can't give her the happiness she wants. Maybe it was a mistake for her to leave. But she must choose to complete one before she can tell herself which mistake is more worth making. People often face another mistake to avoid it. Since many mistakes can't be avoided, why let regrets be buried for a lifetime? It's better to face one than to run around. Lv Ziqiao's Love Apartment 2
Lu Chunqiu has a cloud: My Lord is my Spring and Autumn, and I love it. Ipartment, Lv Ziqiao
If your leg is going to be broken tomorrow, are you going to let me cry at home or put on my shirt and run and jump like us? Lv Ziqiao's Love Apartment 3
Every promising man always has an imaginary friend, which represents a certain need in a man's heart. Lv Ziqiao's Love Apartment 3
To live happily in this troubled world, you must practice the memory of a fish. My memory of unimportant information is only seven seconds. The past is fleeting, and I can't bear to delete it, leaving only troubles and stumbling. Ipartment, Lv Ziqiao 4
Man, be open-minded. Why did you hang yourself from a tree? Toads with three legs can't be found, but women with two legs have plenty! Confucius said: Life is short, eat, drink and be merry. One hundred years is too long. We should seize ipartment in Lv Ziqiao against the clock.
Finding you is inevitable, because people all over the world are looking for you. I don't mind if you want to be quiet. It's normal for you to be upset, which means you're still alive. If you want to cry, my shoulder is free. If you want to die, I will never allow Lv Ziqiao's Love Apartment 2.
Since ancient times, no one has died, and whoever dies early will have to die late. Ipartment, Lv Ziqiao
On this planet, except for seasonal sales, only the parties can call them all at once. I'm telling you, throwing a party is like crossing a wooden bridge with thousands of troops. The more you tell them the threshold is high, the more they will participate. It's like you shouting in the street: beauty! Beautiful or not, promise to turn around. Who wants to admit that they are not qualified? Ipartment, Lv Ziqiao
Men can't put all their eggs in the same basket.
Divorced Lv Xiaobu is worth at least ten times!
Many of my creeds are summed up from my galloping, so believe me, there is a cloud in Lu's Spring and Autumn Annals, which has a little fork between men and women, and may have a different flavor.
Lv Ziqiao's classic lines
1, there is no rehearsal in my life, and every time it is broadcast live. 2, I am the big devil! You make me cute! And let me shout eggplant!
I think it must have something to do with that girl, otherwise why did he borrow the car? Ah, there must be someone in the passenger seat, and then you deliberately tried to act in front of others to make yourself look rebellious!
Don't be lazy with me, I'm too lazy to compare with you.
5, lying in a big coffin, full of tubes, can the head turn?
6. It is the eternal creed of teenagers to dare to challenge absurdity.
7. Either do your homework in advance or take a cheat sheet with you.
8. The world is so beautiful, but you are so grumpy, which is not good, not good.
9. Even if tomorrow is the end of the world, we will dress appropriately, which is an attitude towards life.
10, I'm simple. I only drink pure water when drinking water, and pure milk when drinking milk.
1 1, man, be open-minded, why do you have to hang yourself from a tree? Toads with three legs can't be found, but women with two legs have plenty! Confucius said: Life is short, eat, drink and be merry. A hundred years is too long. We are racing against time.
12, since ancient times, no one has died, and those who die early or late have to die.
13, when I have time to learn Feng Shui, I can occupy a tomb after my death, which makes up for the regret that I couldn't afford to sell a house before my death.
14, I'm simple. I only drink pure water when drinking water, and pure milk when drinking milk. Since ancient times, no one has died, and whoever dies early will have to die late. There is a cloud in Lu Chunqiu. I am in charge in the Spring and Autumn Period, and I love it. Phelps shanzhai mobile phone, shanzhai machine, very awesome.
15, no wonder I feel light these two days. I often see a white fox running in the rain. It turned out to be because of that wonderful flower in the western regions!
16, no matter how old we are, as long as we believe in youth, we are still young; Being old is not the worst thing, but the most terrible thing. When you are old, you can't really save your youth.
17. When there is only one drop of blood left in your depravity, call Brother Sanxin back to life.
18, now your eyes are like Tony Leung Chiu Wai, your eyebrows are a little Takeshi Kaneshiro, and the action of holding beer looks like Wu Zhenyu. Is the face looks like Ceng Zhiwei.
19. To live happily in this troubled world, you must practice the memory of a fish. My memory of unimportant information is only seven seconds. The past is fleeting, and I can't bear to delete it, leaving only troubles and stumbling.
20. If your leg is going to be broken tomorrow, are you going to stay at home and cry, or are you going to put on your shirt and run and jump like us?
2 1, I met my ex-girlfriend who attended the doctor, I met my ex-girlfriend who took the exam, I met my ex-girlfriend who ate, and I met my ex-girlfriend who presided over the funeral. It can be called the four tragedies of life!
22. Love is not time travel. Everyone wants to go back to the beginning, but no one can. Let bygones be bygones, and learn to let go of what should be put down.
23. The left eye jumps, the peach blossoms bloom, the right eye jumps, and the chrysanthemums bloom. That's like the spring breeze, coming up at night. In spring, flowers are in full bloom.
24, hey, like rebellion is generally non-mainstream.
25. We are two ambitious young people, who are about to fly their dreams in the streets on New Year's Eve.
26. People will play many roles in their life. If you are not happy, you can throw away the script. But remember, there is a script that really belongs to you. Don't lose it.
27. The train is moving forward. It doesn't matter where you go. The key lies in the scenery outside the window.
28. There is no rehearsal in life, and every day is live broadcast.
29. Before marriage, there were other men who were kind to you. After marriage, you only have me. But after marriage, I must be kind to you so that you won't lose, right?
30. On this planet, except for seasonal sales, only the parties can call them all at once. I'm telling you, throwing a party is like crossing a wooden bridge with thousands of troops. The more you tell them the threshold is high, the more they will participate. It's like you shouting in the street: beauty! Beautiful or not, promise to turn around. Who wants to admit that they are not qualified?
3 1, every promising man always has an imaginary friend, which represents a certain need in a man's heart.
It is inevitable that you will find you, because people all over the world are looking for you. I don't mind if you want to be quiet for a while. It's normal for you to be upset, which means you're still alive. If you want to cry on my shoulder, it's free. If you want to die, I won't allow it.
33. The feelings of the Year of the Monkey, the Year of the Horse and the Month in junior high school have long been a mere formality.
34. I loved a girl, and we were entangled for a long time. Every day, we have to bicker and fight and drink salt soda together. Until one day she suddenly left without leaving a word. On the day of parting, I felt guilty. I know it's a mistake for him to be around me, because I can't give her the happiness she wants. Maybe it was a mistake for her to leave, but he must choose one to tell himself which mistake is more worth making.
35, you muggle, don't say magic formula, multiplication formula you can't, what can you do!
36. Once upon a time, a robber robbed a group of people and made them queue up to pay money. The first paid 100 yuan, the second paid 200 yuan, and so on, so everyone lined up. The first man said proudly, look, I paid less than all of you! In the end, everyone rushed to pay the money and even forgot to resist.
37, Phelps cottage waterproof machine, cottage machine, is the cow.
38. Youth, like the rising sun, cannot be neglected for a moment.
People often make another mistake in order to avoid one. Since many mistakes are inevitable, why let the pain be buried for a lifetime? It's better to face someone than to run around, don't you think?
40. Isn't it easy to forget unhappy things? We just need to play an exciting game with her, called King of the Party: Flying Chess.
4 1, everyone must make a decisive choice when they develop to a new stage. Although it will be awkward at first, you must face it.
42. You told me that the deeper the dream, the weaker the pain. You lied to me. It hurts. It hurts here.
You are so stupid. You went back eight years ago, and two years later, you will meet me again. Isn't this the last thing you want to happen? At least now the nightmare is over. Who didn't love a few scum when he was young? I mean, it's okay. Love is not time travel. Everyone wants to go back to the beginning, but no one can. Let bygones be bygones. Learn to put down what should be put down.
Brief introduction of Lv Ziqiao
Lv Ziqiao, one of the leading men in the hit comedy ipartment, is a playboy, a little timid and a little loyal. He calls himself Lv Xiaobu and is the most unreliable first hero in ipartment played by Sean.
Lv Ziqiao is regarded as the most unreliable man in ipartment. He has no professional expertise, no legitimate interests and hobbies, and no serious job. However, he is always free, free. Because of the failure of his business, his unwilling son Joe has been looking for the so-called opportunity to make a comeback. However, his ambition is not to be a long-term ambition, but to always yearn for it. He has been looking forward to finding the way to get rich, but it all ended in vain. Because of his confidence, he has a thick skin. It is said that bullets can't be broken, and kidnapping him is very skilled. Although the means are a bit clumsy, there are always fools who fall for it. Zi Qiao is very handsome, so no matter where he goes, no matter how down and out he is, he never lacks girls, and Zi Qiao is kind everywhere. So he owed a lot of romantic debts, so that when his menstrual period Tang Youyou came to see him, he was mistaken by Hu Yifei as an ignorant girl cheated by him.