What questions are you most afraid of being asked when you go home for the New Year? What are you going to say?
Where or which university did you go?
Since childhood, as students, Chinese New Year will always be the talk of adults and elders. After work, I don't want to be compared with salary, house and car. Before you go to college, compare your grades with your school. After going to college, I don't know about my professional achievements, so I care about the school. What is terrible, however, is that in the eyes of many adults, there are only two good schools in China, one is Tsinghua and the other is Peking University! So when some relatives ask you where you went to college! No matter how you explain it, it is useless. Whether you are 985 or 2 1 1, they won't think much better of you. They can take a key university that you have worked hard or even tried your best to get into, and think that you were forced to choose because of failure.
Therefore, I am prepared for this kind of problem. I went to college outside the province, so I said the name of a province. Anyway, they only know a few famous universities! Saying that a province is also very big will not make you feel inferior.
What is your major?
Now some adults don't even know what subjects to take in the college entrance examination, but they still think they know a lot about college majors. So there was no topic, so I forced myself to find a topic and asked the college student what his major was. The large-scale "misunderstanding" scene began! Archaeologists who prefer doors become grave diggers. Ordinary logistics has become a courier. Psychology has become a fortune teller, and computers have become network managers. Never force them to explain, because the more you explain, the less clear you are.
Therefore, I will answer this question when I am asked about my major in the new year. You can refer to it Relatives: I heard that you studied food engineering? Are you good at cooking? Me: You study cooking. You must be a professor in our school. My answer not only clarified my major, but also affirmed the other person's cooking skills. Maybe I will show you the scene immediately when I am happy, so as to avoid the embarrassment of continuing chatting.
Are you still going to take the postgraduate exam?
I don't care if my children can get into the general senior high school entrance examination and be diverted to vocational high schools, but I care about others taking the postgraduate entrance examination! Isn't it a little too wide "There are a lot of college students on the street now, and it is not good to find a job without taking the postgraduate entrance examination!" "Undergraduate graduates, graduation work less than three thousand yuan, still can't catch up with a migrant worker, or prepare for one's deceased father grind early! Really convinced! Now the number of people taking the postgraduate entrance examination is really getting higher every year, with an increase of 800,000 last year. To tell the truth, many people are forced by public opinion. There are so many college students, survivors are eccentric! The senior high school entrance examination is diverted, professional skills are valued, and college students are no longer the beacon of white-collar workers. In the future, blue-collar workers will be the mainstream of society. Don't worry about whether other people's children take the postgraduate entrance examination. You really don't have to worry.
Therefore, I used this trick of "fooling+turning the gun head". Relatives: Do you still take the postgraduate exam? Me: Take the exam. Relatives: Is the school settled? Me: Soon. By the way, where is your cousin? What happened to him? Relatives: Oh, him. Come on, come on ... of course, my cousin's situation is similar to his own, which is to bring this question back to the questioner.
Finally, China's New Year is coming, and I wish you all should eat and drink in China's New Year. Don't say what you shouldn't say and don't ask what you shouldn't ask. Happy new year!