Hold on tight for the third time
Yang Tai was not surprised to see this piece of paper, but directly changed clothes, took a shower, ate something, asked the bartender for directions and headed for Liu Hua Lane. Readers will not think that the name Liu Hua Lane sounds romantic, but it is actually a lonely place in Yingtian City. Many Mr. Kan Yu said that the feng shui here is not good, and the residents there will not have the idea of living after hearing this. It is really empty. But it is also cheaper in Yang Tai, because the family left behind is the destination of this trip.
Yang Tai walked into the yard in casual clothes and looked at the weeds and ruins all over the yard. How dare he believe that this is the residence of the thief king? Looking at an intact room in the yard, I opened the door and a musty smell came to my face. Looking intently, I saw a person lying on the bed. Unless I looked at the ups and downs of my chest and abdomen, I thought it was dead.
Yang Tai jumped two steps and came to the bed. He looked at the man on the bed, wearing coarse cloth and bunting, but he was just an ordinary man with a plain face. If there was not such a person in the alley and the information given by the devil incarnate, he would never have thought that the thief king would be in such a situation. See him sleeping soundly, Yang Tai on second thought, yes! This burglar spirit deserves a good rest in the morning.
However, it is just right to fall asleep. Yang Tai didn't say much. He took out the fetters he carried with him, buckled them on the man's wrist and said loudly, "Thief, hurry!" " At that time, Shuo was sleeping soundly and woke up when he heard such a loud cry. Hi! Not that you are guilty of being a thief. Normal people listened to such a shout and looked at the irrelevant people standing in the room. Timid people will inevitably call for help, but they will not be scolded if they are bold and tempered! Where is Shi Shuo? He's in love. A carp can stand up, whether it has fetters or not. He jumped off his leg, stretched out his feet twice, stepped on the table first, then pushed the wall, then hooked his hands, got on the beam and escaped along a hole in the roof. I don't know if the hole was broken there because of disrepair, or if he deliberately left a way out.
Hearing the sound of roof tiles, Yang Tai reacted quickly, turned around and walked out of the house. Shuo jumped off the roof and swung his backhand. Take a closer look, boy, it's the shackles that have just been put on him. Unexpectedly, three times five divided by two was released by him. Seeing that the oil on the soles of his feet was about to run out of the hospital, Yang Tai touched his waist with his sword and threw it out with a swish. Of course, the stunt of this flying knife was practiced by Yang Tai himself. People usually throw hidden weapons, which are only a few inches long. He likes to throw this three-foot steel knife in Yang Tai. It is very powerful. Jianghu people say that Monkey Sun had to hide when he saw the flying knife he threw at him.
At this time, Shuo was running to the door, and he was still eager to escape from the jaws of death. Suddenly, he only felt a flash of lightning in front of him, and there was a knife in front of him for no reason. The blade is dangling over there, and his sleepy eyes can be seen on the blade surface. Readers, who do you think will catch this scene early in the morning? Don't be scared silly. Yang Tai took the opportunity to catch up from behind, handcuffed his hands again, and said, "This thief is bold and stole the tribute from Ouchi. Now he is arresting you!" After listening, Shi Shuo stood there for a long time, only to react from the shock just now. The first sentence said to Yang Tai: "I'm not going!"
Hey! Well, you readers, you said that the thief was in line with your official position. Who else but the thief king? But Yang Taicai doesn't care. Now he wears an imperial edict on his head, which is to pin his head in his waistband. Finally caught the thief king, how could he get away with it? He looked at Shi Shuo and said, "Either you go or you go. This is not for you to decide! "
Who would have thought that at that time, Shuo "bah" said, "The crows in the world are generally black, and the tolerance in the yamen is not long!" Yang Tai gave him a hard look and said, "What? Still think I have the wrong person? " Stone said, "Are you looking for the thief king? That's right! I am the second in the world in stealing technology, so no one is the first. You said I stole the pearl necklace that Ying Tian prefect gave to the little lover raised in the alley in that corner, and I recognized it! Be a hero when doing things! But you said I stole the tribute from ouchi, and you have to admit it. I have no wings. How can I fly to the Forbidden City? Who knows which emperor's little eunuch lost gold and chamber pot, but it was my fault? " Readers, look at Shi Shuo's virtue. He can run to the inner court of the palace and only care about one chamber pot.
Yang Tai heard it at that time and thought the same thing. He said, "Fuck you, chamber pot. I'm talking about the jade Buddha that the Nine Kings of Qiantang Prefecture in Zhejiang gave to the Empress Dowager Lafayette as a birthday present! " Shi Shuo blinked, stared at Yang Tai and said, "What? What do I want the Jade Buddha to do? Stealing confessions at home and burning incense and worshipping Buddha all day will make my business prosper? This kind of thing is so easy to recognize that everyone knows who has it. The whole thing was sold. It was so eye-catching that no one dared to buy it. If you want to smash that Buddha, you will waste your skills and offend the Buddha. You think thieves are fools who specialize in such thankless things. "
Yang Tai said, "Sweet words are nonsense. Don't you just want to say that you didn't steal it? There has never been an honest prisoner in the world. If you commit a crime and admit it, it is estimated that you have not been raised in the womb! " When Shi Shuo heard this sentence, he was unhappy and immediately scolded: "Bullshit!" Then, I snapped my fingers at Yang Tai and forgot about it. I pulled out all those old things: gold and silver jewelry, jade pearls, needless to say, but there are some novel things I can tell you. For example, a rich man in Yingcheng heard that he used a pure gold toilet. He stole it on the night of the first day of the first month. Look at his wicked, how can people go to the toilet during the New Year? He wanted to steal it and have a look. It was not pure gold, but gold-plated. When he is angry, he will go to the river. Chinese corsets without pearls are worn by young ladies all day. Warm in winter and cool in summer, you can't hide. How do you think he stole it? Wait for someone to take a bath! It's hard to say how cheap his eldest daughter Huang Hua is. What's even more surprising is that the old man in Wang Dacai's master's house the year before last, who didn't know what the wicked Taoist priest had said, insisted on sleeping at night with a night pearl in his mouth, saying that this could prolong life and live forever. I said, I'm not afraid of choking. Shi Shuo found a glass ball of the same size and gave it to him at night. Unless there is written evidence that he stole it, he may think that he has learned the way of cultivation.
At this time, Bai said that he had finished his glorious deeds and then said, "This man is a gentleman who does things by himself. If he didn't do it, he didn't do it. Take me to fight against the prince! " When he said this, even Yang Tai didn't expect it. He paused for a moment, then said to him, "Are you serious?" Shi Shuo patted his chest and said, "Of course it's true, but don't send me to Yingtianfu. I just stole a necklace he gave my little lover two days ago. If you send me in, he will lynch me and skin me. " You must agree to let me confront the prince. I obeyed all the way to report, but if you change your mind in the middle, don't blame me for running away. "
Yang Tai thought to himself: It seems that he didn't steal the Jade Buddha, but now the imperial edict is on his head, and time is limited. Finally, he has found such a thief king, and he is willing to trap himself. Naturally, he can't let go. Besides, after listening to so many things he told himself, even if he didn't steal the jade Buddha, it's right to arrest him and lock him up. Immediately nodded, grabbed the shackles and dragged Shi Shuo away.
At that time, Shuo was "slow! Slow down! Slow! " Ask for forgiveness. Yang Tai said, "What do you want?" The teacher said, "There is no one here, handcuff yourself, but when you get to the street, everyone in the street will see it, and it will be ugly!" " Yang Tai said angrily: "If you don't know what to do, you have to bear what you have committed." Shi Shuo replied, "Don't worry about your kindness. I asked to report it myself, but I turned myself in. Besides, I didn't pay attention to the official, so I told you, otherwise I couldn't get rid of the shackles! " Yang Tai listened and snorted helplessly: "You can do whatever you like, but you can't cuff it anyway." Hearing the thief laugh, Shuo said "thank you" on his wrist and untied his hands from the shackles. He also respectfully put the shackles around Yang Tai's waist.
No sooner had the thief left Yingcheng than Yang Tai dressed up as a policeman and rode a marooned horse from Yangzhou. Shuo found a mule and followed him with indomitable spirit. This is a Smith. But before they had walked a few miles, there was a sound of hooves behind them. Looking back, two people dressed in tolerance have caught up. When he first arrived at them, Shi Shuo's mule thought he had never seen the world, so he tripped and knocked him down three or two times. It doesn't matter if he is knocked down, but he waved his hand in the air for a while and was taken to the nearest catcher. They got off the saddle and dismounted together. It was a roll in the dust.
Finally stood up, when Shuo was full of guilt, his hand was patting the wheat field. Look at that posture, he is anxious and anxious. He knew he was patting ash, but he thought he was hitting people there. The catcher was impatient for a long time and waved and shouted, "stop, stop!" " Don't make a fuss, you go back with us! "Shi Shuo was surprised when he heard this, and said," Hey, I just bumped into you by accident. Why did you put me in prison? "
"Don't talk nonsense," said the policeman. "Is it famous if you have a surname?" When he nodded. The catcher said, "in that case, you can't do anything." Come with us! " Yang Tai chimed in at this moment and said, "Brother, I don't know where you are from or where you are on business. What is the reason for arresting people as soon as they come up? " Still riding a horse, the man behind said to Yang Taiyi, "We are the king of abundance, and we have come to arrest the thief king on orders from Lord Zhang of abundance!"
At this time, the thief said cunningly, "Did you say you wanted to catch it? I don't know if this is a crazy way of pretending, but what can I prove? Otherwise, in broad daylight, it is no different from robbing women? " The former catcher "bah" said, "If the girl looks like you, she will have offended Yan in her last life." The police officer who arrested him was still riding a horse. He said, "Brother Li, don't talk nonsense. Show them the sea arrest documents signed by adults on you. On the one hand, it will verify our identity, on the other hand, it will also help this brother to go back and have an account. " Say the Yang Tai arch hand. When Yang Tai heard this, he had no idea. After all, he finally caught a master and was taken away by them. But if he didn't give it, how can he say that he is close to Yingtianfu and still in someone else's field? It is a strong man who can't beat the local strongmen.
He was in a hurry, but that Li Dage was more anxious than he was. Why do you think it is? Because I searched all over my body, I just took off my underwear and looked at it. I didn't find the sea arrest document issued by Yingtian prefect. But seeing that his head was covered with sweat, he said to the rider, "Dear brother, do you think you have it with you?" The man immediately said, "This kind of document has always been kept by my eldest brother, and I have never noticed it." Hearing this, Brother Li shook his head and said, "It's broken, it must be out, or it won't be on me." Hearing this, Shi Shuo was overjoyed and said, "Didn't I tell you to rob good people in broad daylight?" The policeman surnamed Li turned over and got on the horse. He snorted and said, "Wait, we will meet again." With that, I went back to fight with another person.
When New Moon saw that they had escaped, he got on a mule and urged Yang Tai to go. Yang Tai looked at him proudly and said, "This is not to say that you have played any tricks on this matter." Shi Shuo smiled and took out a piece of paper and said, "I don't have this sea arrest document?" I was torn to pieces when I said it. Yang Tai said, "But did you just fall off the horse with him? But how do you know it's on that Li? "
Shi Shuo said, "A thief who has no eyes will not starve himself to death! I looked back and saw that the clothes of those two people were bright. I know they have just left the city. They must have come out in Tianfu. You said that when the thief Wang Gang went out of town, an official came, but not for me. If I look at the one in front, first, he is old, and second, he is bossing around, so I know he must be used to bossing around on weekdays. If there is a document of arrest at sea, if it is not on him, who will? However, just out of the city, it was unfortunate that troops came. I'm afraid the whereabouts of the thief king are clearly touched by them. It seems that you have caused a lot of trouble in this errand. "
Yang Tai was very unhappy after hearing this. "Hey, it is obvious that you stole my errand and the report's things, which naturally caused a lot of trouble, but you blame me." Shi Shuo said, "Well, you ride a horse and I ride a mule. Let's watch while walking. "