A funny sketch about Lei Feng.

Neurotic Dong: "I am a big tree. Who are you? "

Shen Lei: "I am a trash can. If you have garbage, I will open my mouth when you step on me, and you will throw garbage! " "

Shen Hao: "I'm on the Titanic now. I'll sing you a song: "A.B.C.D……"

Shenma: "I am Chou-heung, and I was punched by Tang Bohu with my drift. Do you think I am beautiful? "

Lu Shen: "Who are you? He is a turtle! "

Yang: "It's assembled!"

The fourteenth mental hospital of Baotou, the fourteenth mental hospital of Baotou, began to broadcast the following:

Attention, all wards. Lei Feng Memorial Day is coming. In order to carry forward the spirit of Lei Feng, our hospital held a special exchange meeting on learning the spirit of Lei Feng. Please prepare your own program and meet at the gate of the auditorium tomorrow afternoon.

Act I: Mental Hospital

Scene 1 (a deranged patient stands in front of the podium), holding a book and telling everyone the story of Lei Feng: "Lei Feng is our role model. We should learn from Comrade Lei Feng and his dedication to others! ! (Applause! ! ! ! ! )

Patient B: "Ray. . . . . Front. . . . . Dead! "

Everyone: "Ah! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ~! ! ! "

Patient A: "Nonsense! ! Lei Feng is not dead! He will live in our hearts forever! ! "

Everyone: "Oh! That's right. . . . . . . Lei Feng is alive! ! ! ! ! "

Patient B: "Aren't you surnamed Lei? Are you a relative of Lei Feng? "

Patient C: "Lei Feng's son!"

Everyone: "Lei Feng's son! Oh! ! ! ! ! ! ! Lei Feng's son! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! He is Lei Feng's son! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! "

Nurse (coming over at this moment): "Stop it! . . . . . . . Take the medicine! . . . . . . . "

Everyone dispersed in a hubbub, leaving only the story of Lei Lei and Lei Feng.

Lei Lei (reading a book for a while): "It seems that I am really the son of Lei Feng! Son! Son! I am the son of Lei Feng! "

Then Gaga told everyone that I was Lei Feng's son, and other patients called him Lei Feng's son as soon as they saw Gaga!

One day, a patient said to him, "Lei Lei, your son of Lei Feng, what are you doing here?" This is a mental hospital! What are you doing here? "

Lei Lei: "I am the son of Lei Feng, and I want to serve the people!" " ! I want to offer love! "

Patient A: "Then you should go!"

So, one morning, Gaga sneaked out of chaos.

Act II: On the bus

An old man got on the bus, and no one gave him his seat, quack forward.

Lei Lei: "Which kind-hearted person gave his seat to the old man?"

(Everyone is speechless)

Gaga: "This old lady looks familiar! Have you forgotten? I am your deskmate in primary school. You forget that you stuck bubble gum on the teacher's stool in elementary school, or I helped you carry it down! This time, you also help me give up my seat for this old man! "

M: "Why do so many people want me? If I say no, I won't! By the way, who is your classmate in primary school? Don't give me that! "

Lei Lei: "So you are my junior high school classmate?"

Man: "I seem to have seen it, but I haven't seen it." I am in the prime of life, how can I be classmates with you? "

Gaga: "Just make way ~ ~ ~!"

M: "Say you don't listen, you don't understand, you have to do it if you don't understand, you do it over and over again, you don't admit it, you don't accept it, you don't accept it, you don't say you are a lemon head, a mouse eye, an aquiline nose, a figure of eight eyebrows, ears, a big mouth, a wick neck, long and short hands, a chicken breast, a dog belly, and a useless waist. If I were you, I would have committed suicide. "

Ga ga (gasping): "bah! Don't let it go! "

Big brother: "I was scolded like this for asking someone for a seat!" " Young man! Poor you! Let me do it. "

Gaga: "Hello, little brother! Lei Feng is a tough guy now! It's nothing like what is written in the book! "

(get off)

Act III: On the Road

Gaga: "I obviously want to do good, why doesn't everyone understand me?" My father did a good job at first! How can there be such a big gap in this era? Should I give up? "

(At this moment, an old woman who is stumbling and sweating is coming from the road, carrying a lot of things. )

Gaga: (Let me try again and see if she will believe me): "Grandma, let me help you with something. It's really hard for you to carry such a heavy thing by yourself!

Old: "old! No way! "

Gaga: "Actually, my aunt looks very energetic!" "

Old: "Hey! Not now! At that time, I was Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, Popeye, and I was happy when anyone saw me! The sledgehammer next door shook! Now I have a backache and a cramp in my leg! "

Lei Lei: "Grandma, I'm Lei Feng's son. Do you believe me? "

Old: "yes, I believe it, I believe it all!" "

Gaga: "Grandma, do you know? I thought about giving up before helping you, but your trust gave me great courage. I am the son of Lei Feng, and I will certainly inherit my father's fine tradition! Will do good things to the end! "

Old: "Son, good people are rewarded. (Song) "

Act IV: Hutongkou

Beggar: "Be kind. . . . . . Everybody give some. . . . . . . . . . "

Gaga: "Hey ~ Ah! Is this because of something? "

Beggar: "I used to live on the edge of Suzhou. I have a house and a field at home, and my life is happy." But I didn't know that the sledgehammer was ruthless and colluded with the government to seize my house and fields. My grandfather turned against him and was beaten by him with a stick. My grandmother called him a bully, but he was arrested in Zhang Fuyuan. Finally, she hanged herself and hated the world. He also took our father and son. Who knows that sledgehammer? He is so insidious. Knowing this situation, he sent someone to plot against me and beat my father and son at the city gate. The little man was strong and survived, but his poor father died. This hatred is more difficult to fill. In order to bury his father, he had to beg on the roadside. "

Gaga: "to be honest, I don't think you are a beggar from head to toe!" In other words, you are destined to beg for a lifetime! "

Beggar: "Whoops ~ ~ I won't tell you, I want to sleep for a while."

Gaga: "Don't sleep yet! Come out first! If I am not mistaken, you are the overlord among beggars! "

Beggar: "the overlord among beggars?" ! What's that? "

Gaga: "hmm ... still a beggar!" Legend has it that overlord should have a right-hand man! Let me help you become a bully! "

Beggar: "What do you mean?"

Lei Lei: "Let's go begging together!" "

(Begging, two people begging together)

Beggar: "you see, we have gained a lot at the end of the day!" In fact, people still have love in modern life! It's just that they are constantly rushing for life and rights and are caught in a seamless world! "

(Infernal Affairs in Song Dynasty)

Act V: Dada kills pork dishes at the door.

(Li, Yue, Yao, Hao): Hungry, hungry, so hungry. . . . . . Come on, uncle! We haven't eaten for three days.

Go, go, go, go, go, go, go!

Gaga: "What's wrong with you?"

Child: "We are starving. We haven't eaten for days. Who are you? " ? Help us! "

Lei Lei: "I am the son of Lei Feng! Let's go I'll take you to a full meal! "

(On the way to take the children to dinner)

Hammer: "I am the king of hammers, and I am as famous as the leader of hammers." I went to Macau at the age of three and entered Portugal at the age of four. At the age of five, I gambled until I became an excellent scholar. When I was six years old, I was not serious. How do I know that I lost at the age of seven, and I am still green at the age of 27? "

(Children and Gaga enter the door)

Hammer: "Why are you here again?"

Gaga: "I'll take them to dinner!" " "

Hammer: "Come, sit inside! What do you order? "

Lei Lei: "We want steamed mutton, steamed bear's paw, steamed deer's tail, roast duck, roast chicken, roasted goose, stewed salted duck, sauced chicken, bacon, pine flower, belly, steamed chicken, braised chicken, fried chicken, crispy chicken, fried diced chicken, fried chicken nuggets, loose meat, braised pork, barbecue, sauced pork, braised pork with lotus leaves, etc.

Hammer: "Have you eaten?"

Child: "We haven't eaten for three days!" " "

(The sledgehammer looks at Gaga and Gaga waves)

Hammer: "Good! Please wait a moment! "

(Serve, eat)

Tong Li: "There is food to eat! Eat! "

(After dinner, Gaga leads the children away)

Gaga: "Have you eaten?"

Child: "Well, I'm full!" "

Gaga: "Then let's go!" "

Hammer: "Hey. . . . . Wait! Why don't you pay? "

Lei Lei: "Our canteen never spends money to eat!" " "

Hammer: "Where are you from?"

Lei Lei: "Go north out of the city and pass a lawn. There is a single courtyard surrounded by green trees. There is a courtyard wall more than two meters high, and there is a watchtower around it. At night, the searchlights are bright, and tiemenguan is on. My home is on the second floor on the left/room kloc-0/4. "

Hammer: "(scratching his head) Oh. . . . . It turned out to be a mental hospital! It turned out to be a madman! Do you know how hard I have to cook this meal? Especially those balls! I sew with a small hammer first, and then fix it with a big hammer! You know you! "

Gaga: "What should I do? I have no money! I really want to do a good thing Take some children to eat a full meal! That's what the book that introduced me to the handle said! "

Hammer: "Who is your father?"

Lei Lei: "My father is Lei Feng!" "

Hammer: "Don't be silly! What age is it! Or Lei Feng! Since there is no money. . . . . (Hit)! "

(Lei Feng hits the ground with a hammer and the music begins)

Narrator: On his deathbed, Lei Feng saw that the world had become beautiful, and people returned to that forgotten era. Everyone's face is full of smiles, everyone has a warm heart to help others, everyone smiles, and Ray's mouth also shows a smile. . . . . .