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Ask for a humorous story of about 300 words. Be humorous! ! !

1. A person traveled in a hot air balloon and got lost. He lowered his height and saw a man on the ground. Then he asked the man, "excuse me, can you help me?" I promised a friend to meet an hour ago. But now I don't know where I am? "

The man on the ground said, "You are in a hot air balloon about 0/0 meters above the ground.". You are currently located between 40-4 1 N and 59-60 W. " The man in the hot air balloon said, "You must be an engineer!" " The man on the ground replied, "Yes, how do you know?" "

The man in the hot air balloon said, "The data you told me is very accurate, but I don't know how to use your data." I still don't know where I am. To put it bluntly, you didn't help, but delayed my travel time. "

The engineer asked, "You must be the manager, right?" The man in the hot air balloon replied, "Yes, how do you know?" The engineer said, "You don't know where you are? I don't know where you are going. It's because you filled your position with too much hot air and inflated yourself.

You made a promise to others, but you don't know how to carry it out. I hope the following people can help you solve the problem. In fact, you are in exactly the same situation as before you met me, but now it's my fault. "

The crow stands in the tree and does nothing all day. The rabbit saw the crow and asked, can I do nothing all day like you? The crow said, of course, why not? So the rabbit began to rest in the open space under the tree. Suddenly, a fox appeared. It jumped up, grabbed the rabbit and swallowed it.

2. A bird flies to the south for the winter. It was so cold that the birds almost froze. So, I flew to a large clearing, and a cow passed by and pulled a pile of cow dung on the bird.

The frozen bird lay in the dunghill, thinking it was warm, and gradually woke up. It lay in a warm and comfortable place and soon began to sing. A passing wild cat heard the sound and ran to see it. After all, following the sound, the wild cat quickly found the bird lying in the dung heap, dragged it out and ate it.

3. I once went to see a friend who had a successful career and chatted about fate. I asked: Is there fate in this world? He said: Of course. I asked again: What is fate? What's the use of fighting now that it's destiny takes a hand? He didn't answer my question directly, just smiled and grabbed my left hand and said that he might as well have a look first.

Read my palm and tell my fortune. After talking to me about lifeline, love line and career line, suddenly he said to me: reach out and make an action with me. His action is to raise his left hand and slowly clench his fist.

Finally, he asked: Have you grasped it? I was a little confused and answered: Hold on tight. He asked again: Where are those fate line? I answered mechanically: in my hand. He asked again: Excuse me, where is fate? I was shocked and suddenly realized that my destiny was in my own hands!

4. Have twin brothers. For some reason, the eldest brother works in the city, and the second has been living in the countryside. The two brothers got married and had children almost at the same time. A few years later, their son started school again. The fly in the ointment is that the boss's son always ranks last in the class, so he is often called by the teacher to give lectures.

At first, the boss thought it was because children were afraid of hardship. Later, when his son grew up, he used his childhood as a teaching material to educate his son. He said, "Son, you are half an adult now, and you don't know how to cherish opportunities at all. Do you know how hard I worked when I was your age?

At that time, the family was very poor, and only your uncle and I could afford to read. I've been reading books because I eat bitter. In fact, your uncle's grades are also very good, but he was forced to drop out of school because he was almost worse than me. "I didn't expect my son to answer him and say," What age is it now? What you said is really old-fashioned. "The boss was very angry and gave his son a good beating, but his son still refused to study hard.

The boss is very upset. Knowing that my younger brother has a whole set of experience in educating his son and that his son's grades have always ranked first in the school, he humbly asked the second child for advice.

The second child smiled and said, "Actually, I didn't educate my son well. I just often tell him that if you want to live in the countryside all your life, it doesn't matter whether you study or not. But if you want to live comfortably in the city like your uncle, you must study hard for me from now on. "

The boss suddenly realized that it was his own case. He taught his son to use the past tense while his brother used the present tense. He keeps pace with the times.

A spider and three people after the rain, a spider struggled to climb the broken net on the wall. Because the wall was wet, it collapsed after climbing to a certain height. It climbed up again and again, and fell down again and again ... The first man saw it, and he sighed and said to himself, "Isn't my life just like this spider?" Busy, no income. "As a result, he became more and more depressed.

The second man saw it, and he said, This spider is really stupid. Why not climb around in a dry place? I can't be as stupid as it in the future. So, he became smart. The third man saw it, and he was immediately moved by the spider's spirit of fighting and losing. So he became strong.