Super classic funny phrases - Planting grass instead of letting people lie on it is better to plant cacti instead

Success has a side effect, which is that the past practices are also suitable for the future

Sooner or later, if you go out to hang out, you will step on the shit

The only thing you can do is to despise yourself and compromise. , can you stick to the principles of being a human being

If you are often absent when needed, then you will not be needed in the future

When people are sad, no matter how happy the music is, I can’t stop crying

Summer is just not good. When I was poor, I couldn’t even drink the northwest wind

Apart from teeth, there is also love

I feel very unhappy when I weigh myself. When I am unhappy, I want to eat.

I climbed up to the top of the ladder with great difficulty, but found that the ladder was set up on the wrong wall

Planting grass instead of letting people lie on it is better to plant cacti instead

Before the words are spoken, you are the master of the words, and after they are spoken, you become the slave of the words

Alma Mater It’s the place where you often keep scolding but don’t allow others to scold you

Just smile when you’re happy, and smile again later when you’re unhappy

Too sensible Those who do not will definitely miss the opportunity to go astray and the beautiful scenery along the way brought by their mistakes

I am a poor person, please do not rob graves

Everyone is an independent individual, no one leaves No one can survive

You can love, you can hate, but you can’t be careless

As long as there is tomorrow, today will always be the starting line

Oh my god, my clothes Lost weight again

The tongue and teeth have been working together for decades, and they are occasionally bitten by teeth, not to mention other things