Funny classic. Tell me about it.

1. Some people are still alive, but they are already dead; Some people are alive, and he should have died.

2. Whoever makes me cry, I will definitely make you bleed.

3. After wearing the mask for a long time, it gradually became my face.

4. If it snows without an umbrella, can we walk all the way to Whitehead?

5. A successful woman needs two hands behind her. One hand turns her into a man, and the other hand turns her back into a woman.

6. It's a Wonderful Life has food, drinks and a computer.

7, the flowers of the motherland, open one, I pinch one.

8. In this world, sincerity is scarce, and it should be thrifty.

9. People who care don't understand, and those who understand don't care.

1. The longer I have contact with people, the more I like dogs. Dogs are always dogs, and people are sometimes not people!

11. You get what you pay for, and you don't get hungry after eating porridge.

12. Just because we have a holiday, you can't treat me like a holiday.

13. It's disgusting to miss you so much that you can't eat.

14. There may be several women who don't eat, but there are not even any women who are not jealous.

15. Zi once said: Don't take my tolerance for you as your shameless capital.

16. I can only know two things in my life: neither this nor that.

17, raw, easy; Live, easy. Life is not easy.

18. What the century needs is not talent but power and wealth

19. I am proud of being flat-chested, and I save cloth for the country.

2. You said that you might marry someone you don't like in the future. It doesn't matter. I am willing to be the person you don't like.

21. When I went to the grave on Qingming Day, I suddenly thought of you. Why didn't you die when so many people died?

22, don't be so far away, I'm not sure you can live to that day!

23. Love me and hate me. As long as you remember me, I am just a clown sinking in your world.

24. Why do I often have gum in my eyes? That is my deep love for sleep.

25. Even if you want to cry again, you should say with a smile: Fuck you!

26. The time a man keeps interested is usually proportional to the time his prey struggles. The faster he surrenders, the earlier he falls out of favor.

27. Even David Beckham doesn't know, how dare you talk to me about basketball!

28, the result of mother-in-law: men are feminine and women are aunts.

29. Like every drop of wine can't bring back the original grapes, I can't bring back my youth.

3. Some people took it off. As soon as she became famous, some people didn't. She slept with the director.

31. Everyone wants to catch the tail of youth. Unfortunately, youth is a gecko.

32. You take your overpass and I'll go through my underground passage. Funny talk that can amuse friends

Funny talk that can amuse friends

First, youth is like toilet paper. It looks like a lot, but it's not enough to use it.

second, how many lovers are like spinning love, ending at the beginning.

third, I awake light-hearted this morning of spring, yawning at home, can't sleep at night and can't wake up during the day.

fourth, it turns out that all you gave me was feelings, but that feeling contained romantic feelings.

5. My lover calls me a third party!

6. A friend in need is a friend indeed.

7. Some people are alive, and she is dead. Some people are alive, and he should have died.

8. I'm sorry to make you laugh.

9. Don't brag, please give the cow back, because cows also need sex!

1. Who forgot the tenderness to give me and the promise to give me?

eleven, maturity is not the aging of the heart, but the tears in the eyes but still smiling.

12. Without loneliness, who will accompany me?

XIII. Love is so short, forgetting is so long.

the most ridiculous thing in the world is that you are still lying when I know the truth.

fifteen, if you want to love your own value, you have to create value for the world.

16. Don't love everyone. If you love too much, your love will depreciate.

17. When you look back on the past, it only shows that you are not doing well now.

eighteen, local tyrants, let's be friends!

nineteen, dear, please hold my hand and let's watch the beautiful sunset together.

twenty, when I was a child, my watch didn't move, but it took away our best time.

twenty-one, the space is interesting. Tell me about the encyclopedia

twenty-two, I often complain that I am not successful enough, and ask myself if you have tried hard.

twenty-three, if one day my sister becomes cruel and crazy, please tell others that my sister is a lady.

twenty-four, live well, don't believe me!

twenty-five, as long as you dare to die, I dare to bury it.

26. Keep a low profile! Is the most awesome b show off.

27. If you think too much, you will hurt too much.

twenty-eight, you can't cook, stay away from me, I'll cook later, and you are responsible for eating!

twenty-nine, shake it, shake it to Naihe Bridge.

I will be a man in my next life and then marry a woman like me.

thirty-one, looking at beautiful women in the street, a little higher is appreciation; A little lower is a rogue.

32, you are the national football team! Your father is a national football team! Your family, your ancestors are all national football!

thirty-three, have the courage to admit your mistakes and resolutely do not change.

thirty-four, the more I want to know if I have forgotten, the clearer I remember.

thirty-five, I heard that marriage is very cheap now. Come on, let's get married. It's my treat!

36. The longest love I have ever talked about is narcissism. I love myself and have no rival in love.

37. The journey of exploration lies not in discovering new lands, but in cultivating new perspectives.

thirty-eight, many people say that distance is not a problem, but it will cause each other's thoughts.

thirty-nine, when I woke up, it was dark.

forty, the feeling of breaking up without saying a few words to others is not called feelings at all.

forty-one, I am poor, please don't rob the tomb!

forty-two, a fuel-efficient lamp is by no means a good lamp!

forty-three, show your temper, that's called instinct; Putting your temper back is skill.

forty-four, this semester, we must shape ourselves into a bully, a thin man and a woman.

forty-five, as long as you work hard, you will take a serious shit.

forty-six, hugs over, chaotic heartbeat.

forty-seven, the dinosaurs all died in the last doomsday; So I'm worried about you this time.

forty-eight, money, love can be close at hand; No money, but love is far away.

forty-nine, for the sake of the next generation of the motherland, we should fall in love no matter how ugly, and talk about the world full of love.

fifty, kill loneliness, who will accompany me?

51. Dong Fangbubai, what about the West?

fifty-two, you can't tell the colors clearly.

53. As I become more and more polite to you, we may become more and more strangers.

54. The biggest lie in the world is that I have read and agreed to the use of this clause.

55. Heaven is in a woman's cave!

fifty-six, feel at first sight, goodbye stranger.

fifty-seven, can we fight for breath without steaming steamed bread?

fifty-eight, interesting space to talk about

fifty-nine, I thought I was decadent, and today I realized that my morning paper was scrapped.

sixty, relatives, too familiar, not easy to start.

sixty-one, my life only needs my attention, and I don't need other people's attention.

sixty-two, you are such an ordinary name, but it affects so many emotions. Classic funny talk about

1. The female man is so cute before he knows her, but so fierce after he knows her.

2. Poor people play with cars, rich people play with watches, and cows work overtime to knock on the computer.

3, the world is cold and the chicken knows best, and the human sentiment is warm and cold.

4. Water makes noise because it is blocked, and people mature because of setbacks!

5. If you use the beauty trap, I will play along with it.

6. Are you tired? Just be tired. Comfort is reserved for the dead.

7. Don't show off your IQ of a quarter.

8. Looking back suddenly, the head teacher had already stood at the door of the classroom.

9. I feel so unlucky to know you in such a big world.

1. Don't be brave after dark without medical insurance and life insurance.

11. What is love in the world? The sage replied: waste.

12. You, you, you, you, you push me again, and I will feed you Sanlu.

13. The early bird gets the worm, and the early worm is eaten by the bird.

14. Learning to ignore is a road to inner peace.

15. The weather is as cold as a joke, and life is like nonsense.

16. The season when black stockings are flooding makes these thick legs feel miserable.

17. companionship means that I am always there whether you need it or not.

18. Being pregnant is like being pregnant. It takes a long time for people to see it.

19. Sometimes, like suffering from depression, you will suddenly feel bad.

2. Life is too short, so laugh while you still have teeth.

21. I am already very happy, because I have met you so deeply.

22. I am afraid that I will lose everyone, leaving a person to die of old age alone.

23. Buy an oversized diaper to make up for my childhood loss.

24. There is a kind of coldness, not that you feel cold, but that your mother thinks you are cold.

25. Growing up, the only constant is a heart that doesn't want to study.

26. If I have a second chance, I will do my best to protect your original beauty.

27. Alas, liar, there is no beef in beef instant noodles.

28. I just fell asleep that day, and received a short message: Sleeping in the wrong position, sleeping again.

29. Today, my mother asked me why I smoke, and I said I like to eat ash!

3. Since I turned into shit, no one has stepped on my head.

31, love this thing, I feel that once it comes, the principle has long been rolled.

32. If the teacher hadn't said not to litter, I would have thrown you out.

33. Just because I looked at you one more time in the crowd, you asked me to answer questions on the blackboard.

34. Please don't charge me. I have no money and can't afford the caller ID.

35. A-mei is at the head of the boat, and Brother's water is coarse, so swim fast, and the sand fish is at the back.

36. I know there is a person in my heart who will always be there no matter how the years change.

37. After the Chinese exam, I cried. After the math exam, I found that I cried early.

38. What are you staring at your joy beans eyes? I'm not yours to stare at.

39. People are following the trend now. Everyone likes to cover their mouths with deodorant socks.

4. I forgot to tell you. In fact, I love you very much and forgot to tell you. In fact, I miss you very much.

41. What is happiness? Happiness is that you eat fish, I eat meat and watch others chew bones.

42, whenever the charge sounded, I quickly hid in the trench, because: I am undercover!

43. There are two results of kissing a girl: the first one is bang, and the second one is bang.

44. Whether the thin man says that he is fat or embarrassed, the fat man will think that the thin man is showing off.

45. The most romantic thing I can think of is that you are getting older day by day, while I am still young.

46. Break up. Why don't you add more salt because your feelings are weak?

47. Dare to curse me for eating instant noodles without seasoning packets. I curse you for eating instant noodles with seasoning packets.

48. Some people like to take advantage of it. When they hear that there is a discount on painless abortion, they want to have a baby at once.

49. Sometimes, I stare at you and say silently, I don't believe you don't look at me.

5. Hold your left hand and run endlessly in the rain. Finally, we snuggle happily.

51. Now, you must look carefully when looking for a partner, because there are too many men and women now!

52. A grievance that can be spoken is not a grievance; A lover who can be taken away is not a lover.

53. Failure is success. Damn it, I already have many mothers, but none of them are pregnant.

54. The loveliest man in the world is a garrulous man with a girl in his heart.

55. My broken score is no longer a drag on the class, and it has already broken the class's hind legs.

56. I laughed when I heard the weather forecast that it was going to cool down. This is not cooling down, it is simply quick freezing!

57. I have a super power, that is, even thousands of people can find you right away.

58. If you step on a banana peel and slip, you must get up and keep stepping on it. If you step on it, it won't slip.

59. A chicken has been cultivated for a thousand years, and finally it has become the essence, and as a result, it has become the essence of chicken on people's dinner tables.

6. What is unity? Is to let go together during the tug-of-war in the whole class! Damn it, this is unity! !

61. When I wake up every morning and meet your rich and spoiled eyes, I forget the nightmare last night.

62. It's raining in the city where you live. I really want to ask if you have an umbrella. If not, I hope it will rain a little more.

63. Why should they arrange things after the news broadcast? That's to prove that their bragging is a draft.

64. Behind a successful man, there is always a woman, and behind a rich woman, there are always a group of men. .

65. I have never understood one thing. You can talk to foreigners when learning English, but learn classical Chinese! You fucking tell ghosts!

66. It is said that eating fish is smart, but I didn't see that I was smart after eating so much fish. Just, just, just put on a little weight.

67. I haven't watched TV in recent years. I was blinded when I turned on the TV. What part did Princess Pearl play? Golden locks are emperors!

68. In the past, the primary school teacher said to us that when I asked a question, all of you would raise your right hand and not your left hand.

69. Suddenly, it was discovered that if any girl's name was added, Rmvb or. The suffix of AVI, how tempting it should be.