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Computer name measurement

09:40 on February 4, 2006, Southern Metropolis Daily

Chen Xiong

When my wife came back from work, she looked a little wrong and asked her why. She hesitated for a long time before saying, "Today, I accompanied a colleague to a Zhouyi naming museum to name her son. By the way, I asked your name. Mr. Wang shook his head and said, your name is unlucky. If you want a successful career and a stable life, you have to change your name. "

I heard for the first time that a person's happiness can be judged by his name. Many people in the world call me by this name. On the Internet, there is a gymnastics coach named Chen Xiong, a photographer named Chen Xiong, a vice mayor named Chen Xiong, and a lawyer named Chen Xiong. Are they all unfortunate people who have never had a career?

It took my wife's colleague's children 100 to choose a name, and now my wife wants to change my name 100. He also said that this person has a naming network where he can test names for free.

In order to completely dispel my wife's superstition, I started a naming website with her. After clicking "free name measurement", I asked my wife, "Who do you think is the happiest woman in the world?" The wife blurted out: "Of course Yang Lan was born a woman. She has everything she needs in life, a brilliant career, a happy family, running all over the world, celebrity face to face ... "

So I typed "Yang Lan" and pressed Enter, and the computer showed: "Total score: 57 points, fortune: conservative advance and retreat, short knowledge, hard work and extreme disaster."

Then type "Yao Ming" and press Enter, and the computer will display: "Total score: 48 points, fortune: repeated wars and defeats, hard life, uneasy evening, many setbacks in career, and signs of loneliness in the family."

Then I type "Bill Gates". I know that foreigners' surnames and first names are just the opposite of those of China people. "Gates" is a surname, and "Bill" is a first name. Press Enter, and the computer will display: "Total score: 67 points, fortune: bad fortune, little gain, so be more frugal."

Seeing this, my wife and I couldn't help laughing.

At this time, I suddenly remembered the king of our village. When his parents gave him this name, they already expected that the uglier the name, the more people would support him. As we all know, Wang is now in his fifties because he is lazy. He has not married yet and lives on the above relief fund. So, I entered Wang's name, and the computer showed: "Total score: 85, fortune: good fortune, any difficulties can be eliminated and fame and fortune can be achieved, husband and wife are harmonious, and children are filial."

I can't bear to lose my last name, which is "La" and "Egg". The computer buzzed for a long time, probably thinking repeatedly, and finally came to a conclusion. The total score is: "96 points, wealth: good at engaging in speculative business, with very little investment, that is, huge returns."