The demon-killing little black cat and the lame man were fooled by me into standing up——Black Cat Tusui
The little black cat that slays demons
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Gu Ye, the third young master of the Gu family, is dull by nature and stutters. He can't even remember the answer to a question after he has been told it ten times. Hey, he didn't dare to say a word even after being beaten. It's a shame for a wealthy family.
His father was so angry that he sent him back to his hometown in the countryside during the Chinese New Year. Unexpectedly, he seemed to be a changed person after he came back. Half a year later, he was admitted to the Imperial Capital First University with the top score in the school. !
The entire wealthy circle was shocked!
After receiving the admission notice, the Gu family searched for Gu Ye for three days, and finally found him under an inconspicuous overpass. Gu Ye, who was beaten and dared not say a word, was setting up a stall, with the soles of his feet The little gangster stepped on the ground, selling and drawing, and shouting: "Ghost-expelling charms, Guanyin calming charms, house-collecting charms to suppress evil spirits, demon-slaying and demon-killing charms... There is a big sale on charms! As long as you are destined to be there, One piece is eighty-eight! Don't miss it if you pass by!" He looked down at his feet and said with a smile: "I made a special charm to correct evil, I think you need three of them."
Shocking the sky and the ground. If you don't accept it, then do it. The master of mysticism is a scumbag, a scumbag, a beast in clothes, a doting wife, a maniac, and a sinister attack.
01
After some cross-examination, Gu Decheng calmly went to the place where Gu Ye and Gu Yang were "making up lessons". He had already decided that no matter what the third child was doing, he would remain calm. Talk to him.
Mr. Gu found his two sons under an inconspicuous overpass. His third son, Gu Ye, was sitting calmly and leisurely on a small horse. There was a piece of white linen in front of him, with many charms placed on it. , a white cloth flag stood behind him, with two large calligraphy characters written in flying dragons and phoenixes: Fortune telling!
Looking at Gu Ye again, Mr. Gu almost lost his temper. His youngest son, who usually had a normal style of painting, was wearing a robe with a Eight Diagrams printed on the chest, wearing sunglasses, and holding a hand holding a There is a big sign on which I have graffitied a little monk wearing a cassock, and a row of words written around it: ancestral exorcism of ghosts and evil spirits, professional yin and yang feng shui. Cutting off the Five Elements and Eight Trigrams, naming the Five Elements, measuring characters, deciding on future prospects, free treatment for children with external symptoms, fright, loss of soul and lack of mind, double the price of digging a grave~
For a while, Mr. Gu said "Let's have a good talk" Putting the thought behind him, he took out another golf club from under the seat.
02
"Are you stupid?" Hu Yudu was worried for her, with a tone that was completely considerate of his friend, "Gu Yang is only sixteen this year, your old man He's already sixty. If something happens to him one day, your family's property will be divided into four shares. Don't you know who the eldest and second child are? "With them here, how much can you two share? According to me, the third child has been acting stupid all day long, why not..." Hu Yu winked at Mrs. Gu, "This way there will be one less competitor, you say...ah! ! ”
Before Hu Yu finished speaking, Mrs. Gu stood up angrily, grabbed Hu Yu’s hair, swiped her other hand hard, and slapped Hu Yu. He was confused and said, "No matter how bad he is, I raised him with nothing but shit! It’s true that I’m a stepmother. If you say I’m biased, I’ll admit it, but I’ve raised him for eighteen years. As long as he calls me mom, he’s my son! You uncaring little bitch, how dare you instigate me to kill my son! I'm afraid you don't want to die! ”
It is said that the eldest wife is dignified and the younger wife is indulgent. When Gu Decheng fell in love with Mrs. Gu, he also fell in love with her fierce temperament. She could act coquettishly and take charge of things. She was the kind of person who would fall down when the wind blew. , not to mention not being able to help his housekeeper and take care of the children, Hu Yu was also a lady of the family. She had never seen such a fierce and wealthy lady since she was a child. She had no room for resistance and was whipped several times by Mrs. Gu.
03
When Mrs. Gu returned home, Gu Ye and Gu Yang were packing their schoolbags. The high school students were all living on campus. They were only allowed to go home once a month for only three days, so they had to bring a lot of things.
Mrs. Gu checked their schoolbags and went to the kitchen to get a lot of dried meat, fruits, and bread. , snacks, stuffed into their schoolbags.
Gu Ye looked at Gu Yang’s schoolbag and muttered in a low voice: "I think my brother has more. "
"Really? Gu Yang looked confused and wanted to take it out to compare. Mrs. Gu slapped his paws off angrily and stuffed Gu Ye with another bag of beef jerky with a little embarrassment, "The college entrance examination is in half a year. Eat more and have a good time.
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Gu Ye picked up his schoolbag with satisfaction and said with a smile: "Thank you, Mom!" "
The sound of "Mom" made Mrs. Gu's expression pause, and her mood was a bit complicated. Seeing Gu Ye's satisfied smile, she couldn't help but raised the corners of her mouth and pressed hard on Gu Ye. He rubbed his head and said, “Study hard! Don't let others call you stupid! "
Gu Ye nodded with a smile, "ń! ”
Editor’s Commentary
This piān article belongs to the supernatural and beauty genre. It tells the story of the secret love between Gu Ye, the master of metaphysics, and Yu Ze, the young master of the Yu family. As for the story, the reason why I chose these three clips is that the author’s setting of the characters is particularly funny, including the old child, the tough-talking father, and the real stepmother who is really protective of her little one. I won’t spoil the relationship between the two of them. I like this. Little cuties with humorous settings can get it!
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