Huang's fortune telling is very funny.

Today I will tell you a stand-up comedy, in which there is such a disgraced person.

When did this happen? It happened in the Qing Dynasty. He said that there is such a rich man with a lot of money, and he is also one of the best people in Beijing. The old man has two sons. The eldest son is calm and capable in whatever he does. What about this penis? It's okay to be a man, but I have a little problem. I can drink some wine.

How good is he? He hangs a wine gourd on the bedside, and when he wakes up at night, he opens the gourd and drinks a few mouthfuls. It's not good to go to the toilet. He put a wine jar at the door of the toilet, and he has to drink a few mouthfuls after going to the toilet! ! !

That's it. He drinks and gets drunk every day.

Finally, one day, the old man was dying. He is very ill and will die soon. He called his two sons to his side, told him to finish the funeral, left the eldest son alone, and said to the boss, "I'm going to die." My last wish is to ask your brother to give up drinking. Even if our family has money, we can't stand his drinking style! " ! ! "

The boss nodded in agreement. The old man said that and died. After the two sons finished the old man's business, the boss began to give up drinking for his younger brother. Someone told the boss that the second brother hit an alcoholic! ! ! I had to ask the old mage to exorcise the evil spirits, but the boss believed me. Let me tell you, this is a sudden illness and disorderly medical care.

I paid a lot of money to hire a group of wizards, but I didn't expect these people to be just a bunch of knives, reading grape classics at home all day. Who asked what the Grape Sutra was? In fact, it is what the liar read: "Eat grapes without spitting grape skins, and spit grape skins without eating grapes"! ! ! (chanting) In fact, they don't even know what they are talking about! ! !

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The dispute between the monarch and the minister, the birth of the horse's head, the thief and the ghost taking the knife, returning home, the antique king, nine cases, gambling on the contract, Kangxi's private visit to the Moon Building, the master's master, Yao Jiajing, Zhang Yi's lodge, and making up for the Three Kingdoms.

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Pearl jade white jade soup, fighting, promoted to the third class, Fanjiadian, cottage master, returning to the ship after the storm, apprentice, Sun Zhong Sanwei, melting wax, Huang, Xiaoxian, clever matchmaker, thief talk, seeing the governor in the magistrate's county, measuring characters, and Yunnan, the art of war.