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Hello, nice to meet you. If you are a tourist in our country, I think you have realized why we call it the British Empire. We have a rich history, beautiful natural land, varied weather, not to mention a glorious record in football and cricket. For me personally, I measure my height in feet and inches, my weight in pounds or ounces, my gasoline in gallons, and my milk in pints—from the milkman. I paid in pounds and shillings. Then there are the British in every sense of the word: complaining, or unnoticed in the streets, tourists must learn not to make a fuss. Real Englishmen cannot stand this. It's like you attract all the attention to you. If the receptionist gives you the cold shoulder, or the hairdresser blows cigarette smoke in your face, if your soup is cold or the taxi driver overcharges - don't say anything. Who knows what they are disappointed in, what secrets and hardships they have in their lives, so don't complain. You can tell the local newspaper when you get home. Politeness is most welcome, and to make the best impression on your British hosts, foreign visitors need to learn how to apologize. On the street, on the bus, in the hairdresser's shop, in the bedroom, going out or coming back. "I'm sorry" is one of the most important words in English and should be on the lips of every tourist at all times. Fish and chips – or “fish and chips” – are another tourist must-have. Britain is an island nation and eating fish reminds us of our dependence on the sea, both spiritually and physically. French fries represent our people, no two fries are the same, but we are united because we all come from the same bag of potatoes, fried in the same pan of oil. This dish must be eaten immediately, and with your fingers rather than cutlery, and the best time is while walking down the street, preferably dark streets. Don't take fish and chips home and eat them on a plate or with a knife and fork. This is not the authentic British way. Mind your own business, privacy is taken very seriously in today's British society, and those who ignore it are labeled "noisy parkers". Foreign residents can sit outside their front doors, pick beans and chat loudly with others, or lean out from their balconies and shout to people passing by on the street. These behaviors are very troublesome for the British.