The lyrics of LRC gave Degang Guo a new chapter about a better life.
Guo: Thank you, thank you for giving me personal applause ...
Y: We are two people performing.
Guo: The second shot is for you ... Nobody took it.
Y: Who said no one filmed it? So many people applauded.
Guo: There are many people coming.
Y: that's right.
Guo: There are tens of thousands of people.
Y: not really.
Guo: There are several tens of thousands.
Y: There are tens of thousands of such people.
Guo: What are so many people doing here?
Y: ah.
Guo: I'm here to see you.
Y: I dare not.
Guo: Look at you, a famous crosstalk performer from Beijing Deyun Society.
Y: the donkey is modest ~ ~
Guo: Hey, that's not right, Yu Qian. Everyone can write Yu Zi.
Y: that's right.
Guo: A horse on the left and a family on the right. ...
Y: and a donkey.
Guo: Teacher Yu, good man! !
Y: no
Guo: What a good man! !
Y: not really.
Guo: Looking at the whole audio industry in Beijing, I want to find another teacher who can match me. Don't!
Y: Nothing can compare with me.
Guo: Well, only from the ancients can we find a few outstanding people, just like you.
Y: Who are you looking for?
Guo: For example, in the Eastern Han Dynasty, there was a man named Cai Lun.
Y: Oh ~ It was the master who invented papermaking.
Guo: Cai Lun is like Teacher Yu!
Y: Anything else?
Guo: Sima Qian
Y: Writing history books is better.
Guo: Well, Sima Qian is like a teacher.
Y: and ...
Guo: There was one in the Ming Dynasty, Zheng He.
Y: Go to the Western Ocean.
Guo: Zheng He is like a teacher.
Y: and ...
Guo: Ah! (To intercept) Chris Lee! ! ! !
Y: don't talk nonsense. Let me tell you something. The police will arrest you later.
Guo: Same. ...
Y: that's different.
Guo: Teacher Yu was ill and hospitalized two days ago.
Y: there is such a thing.
Guo: The Beijing Evening News published the news that Yu Qian, a famous crosstalk performer, was hospitalized due to pharyngitis.
Y: a little famous.
Guo: If it were other industries, it might be nothing, but for us, "Don't scold us for talking about cross talk!" " "It's called calling the door." I didn't say that. "You said that the Beijing Evening News was there, and pharyngitis was hospitalized in the Beijing Evening News, which makes no sense.
Y: that's right.
Guo: Is pharyngitis a disease?
Y: It's nothing serious.
Guo: Many people have pharyngitis now.
Y: Pharyngitis is also common.
Guo: Even many ancient people had pharyngitis.
Y: Did the ancients get pharyngitis? Who are there?
Guo: Li!
Y: How did Li get pharyngitis?
Guo: Inflammation after castration. ...
Y: This pharyngitis.
Guo: Yu Xiansheng has just been pushed out of the operating room. He is in poor health, but in good spirits. "Nothing!"
Y: Is that all right? Return both hands
Guo: So I can stand with General Manager Yu today. ...
Y: What is a manager?
Guo: I am the person in charge here.
Y: He and I are not from the same place.
Guo: That's right. He is a workshop, and you are made by Sheikh.
Y: go away.
Guo: Teacher Yu is a very good person and has a good relationship with me. I miss him after not seeing him for three days. If you have nothing to do, just surf the Internet in the Internet cafe and search for news about Yu Qian.
Y: There is a lot of information about me on the Internet.
Guo: In particular, Mr. Yu's photos are very popular on the Internet, and the network supervision brigade of the Public Security Bureau explicitly prohibits them.
Is that my picture?
Guo: Are you kidding? I haven't seen enough of 200, and I stand with Mr. Yu Guanxi today …
Y: Why did you change my last name?
Guo: I fucked your ... John too.
You fucked my client, so we have to be sisters …
Guo: Nonsense! ! You are very vulgar.
Y: Didn't you say I remember?
Guo: What's that?
Yu: Blog
Guo: I saw it on that blog. Alas, so many people clicked on you.
Y: Is it ridiculous that so many people order me?
Guo: (pointing) Isn't this for you?
Y: Hey, you are wrong. Click.
Guo: If you order chicken, you order chicken.
Y: The more you say it, the more ridiculous it becomes. Click rate.
Guo: Why is it still green?
Y: I don't know.
Guo: Teacher Yu is very nice. I admire him very much. He is my idol. I will learn from him in all aspects. I have a cat for my teacher, so do we. I have a dog for my teacher, so do we. Teacher dog is good, brown lion, big head, let's have one, a string of Jingba and Bomei, with garlic butt like pumpkin, and teacher dog barks at face.
Y: A's big face is called a face.
Guo: Let's call this ass.
Y: I won't call the roll either.
Guo: Two months later, I was tired of my teacher and ashamed of my teacher.
Y: Why are you so embarrassed?
Guo: Keep it. After a year, the fire grew bigger and bigger. One day, the teacher came up to me and cried, "I hope I can still feed that dog."
Y: why?
Guo: "The face is bigger than the ass."
Y: What are you talking about?
Guo: Let's see, buy teachers' clothes. We bought a pink shirt with black and white lines, trousers with red flowers and pink petals, yellow leather shoes with black and white sesame seeds and shoes with blue uppers.
Y: I think I'll wear this suit to shoot.
Guo: I bought a hat and a green hat from my teacher.
Y: and you?
Guo: Let's celebrate.
Y: Oh, you can't learn this.
Guo: Teacher Yu loves life and sports, which is worth learning. My favorite is streaking.
Y: Is streaking a sport?
Guo: He is friends with Nadeyun and Bin.
Yu: Benyou
Guo: The two families are very close, so they go to Yu Qian when they have nothing to do. Yu Qian knows him very well. After dinner, Li Bin made an idea: "Go streaking and bet 100 yuan, dare not say." Then whoosh ~ it went out. I ran around the neighborhood and came back. "Taking money" is worrying the teacher to death. "I haven't run yet" whoosh ~ I also went out. I just ran half a lap and came to four old neighborhood committees: Do you want to be ashamed? I went out once and didn't catch you. Why did you come again?
Y: Wait till you see it.
Guo: It's all true.
Y: What a true story!
Guo: Teacher Yu loves life and sports.
Y: I don't like this kind of sports.
Guo: I like swimming very much.
Y: that's true.
Guo: Call me if you need anything. Go swimming.-No!
Why don't you go?
Guo: Someone peed there.
Y: that's disgusting.
Guo: No one can stop diabetes! What if you are in a daze again?
Y: great.
Guo: I went swimming by myself. Call me at three in the afternoon: Degang, please bring money to redeem me. I was caught peeing ...
Y: I really did it.
Guo: After he was redeemed, I asked him: You are really good enough. Ten thousand people didn't catch you peeing in it. How did you get caught? "Ah, don't mention it, they all pee in the pool, and I pee outside the pool. ...
Y: Why am I so stupid?
Guo: Call me again in a couple of days, Degang. Come and save me again. I was caught peeing again. Redeem it. I said you're crazy? He said I peed in the pool this time. I just paid the fine two days ago. I am very angry. The urine that comes out when you are in a hurry to get angry is yellow. This time, I am swimming and urinating. The man in the red hoop saw it: "I caught the plane guy!" "
Y: Is that me?
Guo: Later, we all told him that we couldn't swim in the swimming pool any more. Your photos are posted in major swimming pools in Beijing, and Yu Qian and dogs are not allowed to enter.
Y: I'm also invited to the swimming pool.
Guo: No way. We swam to the suburbs and found a picturesque place with four seasons like spring, Huairou. Nobody came this time, right? Nobody wants me this time, right?
Y: no, swimming.
Guo: There are ~ ~ ~ ~ people ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
Y: You have to call someone. Swim.
Guo: No one has come to undress. The military coat was taken off.
Y: I came in winter.
Guo: A suit.
Y: I'm wearing a formal suit.
Guo: Sweaters
Y: I'm well dressed.
Guo: Tie.
Y: I wear a tie, too
Guo: Shirt (take off bra)
Y: Wait a minute, wait a minute. This is not a joke. Please make it clear what this is.
Guo: Your back is really good!
Y: Why should I wear the afterwear?
Guo: My back hurts.
Y: You'd better wear suspenders if you have a backache.
Guo: It's all off. Take off the soles: Take off the riding boots.
Y: I went by bike.
Guo: Take off your pants.
pants
Three layers of warmth
Long underwear
Long wool underwear
Y: Sweaters wear long pants.
Guo: Rain pants.
Y: I wear rain pants.
Guo: Wool underwear
Y: You are wearing wool underwear.
Guo: It itches.
Y: It won't sting without it.
Guo: (takes off his socks)
Y: Wait a minute. If you just did this, it won't be easy to recite.
Guo: Take a trip (like a turtle).
Hey ~ ~ ~ Hey ~ ~ ~ ~
Y: What posture is this?
Guo: Maybe later? The sun is out, let's go ashore and bask in the back.
You bastard.
Guo: Don't beautify yourself.
Y: It also beautifies that.
Guo: Just then, three women came over and asked others if they wanted to come swimming. The teacher is in a hurry. He is naked, so many things can't be put in the library. At this time, there is a bucket next to it, which is a lifeline for the teacher. They quickly blocked the one in front of them. Three women came over and jumped up to scold the street: "shameless, smelly rascal."
Y: fuck you ~