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2. I took one more look at you in the classroom, and you asked me to go to the podium to do the problem.
3. There is no beef in the beef noodles and no wife in the old lady's cake, so it is understandable that there is no breast in the bra.
4. After class, the teacher said, What else don't you understand? I stretched myself and said, What class does the teacher have?
5. You can't miss yourself, you can't take care of yourself, you can't take care of yourself, you can't take care of yourself, and you can't give yourself happiness.
6. The Sunday morning was white, and Li Gongjun, who collected junk, lined up.
7. You don't look like a girl except when you have your period!
8. If the sun goes down, it will still climb up tomorrow. If I fail the exam tomorrow, it will still be the same.
9. If I can control myself, I will definitely hold back my heart of eating goods.
1. The most romantic thing I can think of is to finish all the postures with you.
11. There are fewer and fewer frogs in nature and more and more frogs on the Internet.
12. You are a good person and a bad person. You are honest with me just to run towards her.
13. If the exam is rewarded with QB, then the country will become rich and strong immediately.
14. I regard money as my grandson, and you regard money as your father. Who do you think I am?
15. Maybe it wasn't a meteor that fell from the sky, but a crashed plane.
16. I have high requirements for bedding, and you are my most satisfied.
17, abnormal condition should be early, if it comes too late, happiness is not so happy.
18. The PE teacher said: Whoever dares to wear a skirt to my class will be punished for standing upside down!
19. I am not a born king, but I have indomitable blood in my bones.
2. I hope I can kiss you before going to bed, hug you when I sleep, and see you when I wake up! I always hope so, forever.
21. Failure is success. Damn it, I already have many mothers, but none of them are pregnant.
22. Before I came to touch the flowers and twist the grass, it was already pulled out by others.
23. The best years of my life are these years. I can't find anyone to spend money on me. Can't I spend my own money?
24. Money is treated like dirt, but all people are vying to be dirt collectors.
25. When you smile, my sky clears up. You are annoyed, my sky is cloudy; Your every move affects my mood. Dear, I miss you in the honey pot!
26. Read thousands of books, take Wan Li Road, make a fortune and be a heartthrob!
27. When I was sleeping last night, I suddenly found someone pulling at my quilt, and I kicked her out of bed with one foot. Nowadays, ghosts are getting bolder and bolder, fighting for quilts with Lao Tzu.
28. When I was a child, I ate watermelons with sharp tips and stopped eating them where there were seeds.
29. A woman with various amorous feelings is a lighter, and a woman who doesn't understand amorous feelings is a fire extinguisher.
3. The holes in jeans are already fashionable. When will pilling of sweaters and scarves become fashionable?
31. Men should like fleshy girls. Those who like bones are dogs.
32. Don't say that you don't know me. It just so happens that I don't know you either. What a fate!
33. I want to be the first person to wake you up in the morning and the last person to watch you fall asleep at night.
34. The Buddha said that as long as there is a class in my heart, it's not skipping classes wherever I go. I had an epiphany.
35. Tomb-Sweeping Day, it's not easy for students to take a vacation these days. Even taking a vacation should be touched by their ancestors.
36. It's fashionable to wear clothes. If it's too fashionable, it's not mainstream. If it's too sexy, it's to sit on the stage.
37. How dare you curse me for eating instant noodles without seasoning packets? I curse you for eating instant noodles with seasoning packets.
38. There are two kinds of creatures in the world who can lie on the glass, one is the gecko, and the other is the class teacher.
39. Every time I buy a drink, I thank you for your patronage. One day, I suddenly couldn't write Huizi in the exam, so I opened the drink next to me. At that time, I was crazy and won: another bottle.
4. The most painful thing when swearing is that others scold you back and forth with your words, and the weight will increase dramatically.
41. The male god was behind him, and he wanted to look back and smile, but he laughed with a runny nose.
42. When I took the history exam, I felt a heavy feeling inexplicably, because I was about to change history.
43. All the questions in the world can be answered by "none of your business" and "none of my business".
44. I can't talk. If there is anything that offends you, come and fucking hit me.
45. The time is right, the place is right, the feelings are right, but the characters are wrong.
46. The best way for a person to remember you is to borrow money from him.
47. I'm in a bad mood this day. I only have four sentences to say, including this one and the first two. That's all.
48. I think the brightest smile in my life is probably devoted to my mobile phone screen.
49. Earning money is a kind of ability and spending money is a kind of level. My ability is limited and my level is really high.
5. If you don't like me, you can choose * * or pretend to be blind.
51. Go straight west, cross terminator line, cross the Japanese boundary, and return to the day when I first met you.
52. Time and tide wait for no man. First of all, women can't be spared. Opportunity waits for no one, first of all, you can't wait for a man.
53. The math teacher took us swimming in the sea of questions. As a result, she went ashore and we all drowned.
54. Men who change women more frequently than sanitary napkins will have your dysmenorrhea sooner or later.
55. Every time I see a thin person in the street, I want to share some meat with her.
56, people, really tired! I want to sleep when I stand. I love you and suffer. I have to pay taxes when I get paid at work, and I have to queue up for dinner after work. I live and suffer!
57. I just slapped my wallet. Actually, it's nothing. I just hope it will swell up.
58. Every time I miss a girl, I put a brick on the ground, and there is the Great Wall!
59. Walking in the street, I like to pretend to look at the goods in the shop window, but I'm actually looking in the mirror.
6. The iron pestle can be ground into a needle, but the wooden pestle can only be ground into a toothpick. The material is wrong, and it is useless to try again.
61. Someone has a secret crush on you. Will you be tempted when you know it? I think I will change my mind.
62. You are the one who pushed me and told me to refuel, and you are the one who hugged me and made me "ok without hard support".
63. In today's reversal era, men play pretty and women play handsome, but they have money but no money to pay for their pockets, and they don't play pure love and pervert.
64. When we were young, we were princesses. When we grow up, we will be used to princess disease by our relatives and friends.
65. There are no women who can't marry men, only men who can't marry women.
66. I am a thrifty person. I never use paper to shit, never use chopsticks to eat, and never wash my hands!
67. How many couples have been destroyed and how many people have been seen through by a roaming chat record function of smart phones.
68. Dear, I just want to say to you: I love you, and the happiest thing in my life is the time with you.
69. You must be kind to your boyfriend in the future. After all, he has the best eyes in the world.
7, hungry, can keep a clear head. Loneliness can restore the lack of humanity.
71. Your explanation is a cover-up, and the cover-up is the fact, and the fact is the beginning of evil.
72. A person's body is limited. With more fat, there is no place to put his face value.
73. My deskmate helped me with all kinds of homework all the year round, and 5 yuan got one. When I finally graduated, he also had a room and a car.
74. I saw a beautiful woman in the street today. When I took a closer look, it turned out to be a mirror.
75. I want to be your sun, warm you when I am happy, and burn you to death when I am unhappy.
76. If you step on a banana peel and slip, you must get up and keep stepping on it. If you step on it, it won't slip.
77. When do you invite me to dinner, I'll go out and buy you a bag of crispy noodles later.
78. In fact, the most disloyal thing in the world is money. We agreed to go out together, and then it won't come back with me, wasting my heart and lungs on it!
79. Women don't spend money unless they come to their period, and men don't like it unless they come to their period.
8. Before the exam, Xueba's final review is called checking for leaks and filling gaps, the middle one is called Jingwei Reclamation, and the last one is called The goddess patching the sky, which is called creating the world.
81. A girl shouted at the sea on the beach: the sea, my mother! A man heard this and shouted at the sea: the sea, my mother-in-law.
82. In winter, many girls wear upper-body down jackets and lower-body leggings, which perfectly explains the profound connotation of "fresh milk should be kept warm and ham should be refrigerated".
83, men are dumped, money problems; Women are dumped, appearance problems; I got dumped. What the fuck is wrong with you?
84. People living in local areas are so pitiful. It rains almost every day there!
85. I am very distressed that I haven't received your message for a long time. I thought of death, and I used potato chips to cut my pulse; Hit your head with tofu; Jump over the building with a parachute; Hanging with noodles.
86. It was late at night, and the child began to cry while sleeping. Father decided to sing a lullaby to coax him. As a result, just after singing a few words, there was a protest next door: Let the child cry!
87. When I was a child, I blushed whenever someone stared at me. Now, whenever someone stared at me, I made him blush.