What is the most surprising reason for employees to resign?

Employee: The world is so big, I want to see it.

Boss: The wallet is so small that I can't even walk if I want to.

Qi Qi resigned for two reasons:

Employee: I want to go back to raise pigs.

Boss: I see business opportunities in you.

Qi Qi resigned for three reasons:

Employee: My compensation for house demolition is 100 million yuan.

Boss: Congratulations on achieving your small goal in life.

Qi Qi resigned for four reasons:

Employee: My breasts are too big to fit here.

Boss: You are a secretary, and I'll give you a raise.

Qi Qi resigned for five reasons:

Employee: The proprietress looks like my ex-girlfriend, so it's not me who is wrong, it's the whole world.

Boss: The young man has a good eye and a bright future. He will give you an extra month's compensation when he resigns.

Qi Qi resigned for six reasons:

Employee: I'm not interested in work. My interest is saving the world.

Boss: Are your underwear worn outside?

Reasons for Qi Qi's resignation:

Employee: I'm leaving. I don't want to tell you why I made it up. Goodbye.

Boss: you go, I don't want to sign it, it's no use signing it!

Reasons for Qi Qi's resignation:

Employee: For the benefit of the company, I applied to be undercover in the opposite company.

Boss: Are you undercover when you first came to the company? Call me out!

Qi Qi resigned for eight reasons:

Employee: Not giving me money to pick up girls, depriving me of time to pick up girls and ruining my health.

Boss: It's your own inability to pick up girls. Don't complain