Classic quotations of iron teeth and copper teeth

Ji: God, do I look like a romantic genius now? And: yes, I just like it. If you want to remove two words from the romantic talents, it will be more like Ji: what is that? And: Madman-Du Xiaoyue: The 38th one is from Hong: What did he say to him? Du Xiaoyue: Bitch little Shenyang: Amitabha, finally someone stopped scolding me, Du Xiaoyue: scolding your mother, little Shenyang: How can you blame my mother? Du Xiaoyue: They say that the old lady is ashamed of the world, how can she have such a child and harm others? And (pretending to be a little woman) In my later years, my family had a calligraphy by Su Dongpo: Su Dongpo, you can't even (spray) Su Xipo. Xiao Shenyang (mysteriously to Liu Quan): Who do you think is the most serious in this world? Liu Quan (please): Your Excellency. Small Shenyang: Bah! He and Joel are fanning the wind with a fan torn by abortion. Liu Quan looked at it and asked, Sir, why did you take a broken fan? Second: I like it, I like it, I think it's windy. Xiao er: I'm an assassin! Emperor: Practice sword outside, don't disturb my sleep. Second: I am an assassin! ! ! ! ! ! One, two, three, two, three, seven, eight, nine, nine, three, four, five, four, five, six, seven, seven, five, five, five, five, five, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven. Sir, did your ancestors do this? Shenyang: Why do I always get hurt? Just as the emperor and Kun said, "use low hands to hurt people and defeat the enemy, and use high hands to save others and defeat the enemy." Then he said, "He Kun, you are the best of the best."

Is the Qinghe River deep or the Shahe River deep? (Ji Xiaolan)

Of course, I killed Xiao Shenyang (the emperor).

Did you hear that, Brother Fifteen? The emperor said he would kill the gentleman. (Ji Xiaolan makes a beheading expression)

It is better not to boil than not to boil. .....

Wolf or dog-assistant minister is a dog.

The wolf stands on the lower side, the dog stands on the upper side, and the dog stands on the upper side-Shangshu is a dog.

Eat meat if you should, and shit if you should. Black boy: Which school?

Abortion: I didn't send it.

Black boy: Emei school? Which door?

Abortion: Xuanwumen

Heizi: Which hall?

Abortion: Yuewei Caotang

Ji: (sitting on the throne of the golden throne, pointing to the ministers below) you things!

Also: who is the thing!

Ji: Oh, I forgot, he is not the same thing as an adult.

Guan Bai laughed.

I am the yellow flower girl who has been with you for so many years.

Ouch. . . So whether to marry or not, the Lord is not the Lord, and the servant is not the servant.

Ouch. . . So the dog shit eight times.

Ouch. . . You'd better marry me.

Afraid of others gossiping? Old cows eat young grass. It is inappropriate to marry a little girl at that age.

He is reluctant to marry.

Ouch. . . So don't marry, don't marry, don't master, don't servant.

Ouch. . . What is this waste?

Ji, am I interesting enough? If I don't protect your dog's life, you will lose it.

It's fun to play a stick with you. Give a sweet jujube and give a stick to a sweet jujube. This heart is far from the muddy river bank.

Pour other wine, sing sunshine.

There is no sigh at parting, and the wine has stopped.

Song has not been broken, and people have been separated for a long time.

Fish and geese face the distant mountains.

At that time, there were no lock carved saddles.

It's too late to regret it after you go.

It is easy to break up, but difficult to meet again.

The old chicken scolds the chicken, you idiot. I told you to giggle, but you talked too much.

Ji Xiaolan: My Lord, have you ever eaten plums?

He Shen: Gorgeous? The gentry and I only keep starlings, not plums. Fire broke out in the Ministry of Water Resources, and Jin Shangshu built a lot of buildings (including golden eyes, fire, water and earth).

People from the north and south, and what is in the main hall (including east, west, north and south)

Yansuochi Liu Tang

Paozhen tower

The first pair of couplets "I'm mountainous and versatile in the south" is opposite to the second pair of couplets "I'm a saint in the north every day".

Gan Long made the first couplet, "Ten people miss their father, mother and wife." Ji said to the second couplet, "Thank you for your words, thank God and thank the monarch."

Dai Zhen went out for the first time: "Eat watermelon seeds and let them go east." Ji couplet "Look at the left pass and turn right."

Gan Long out of the first half: "Nantong North Tongzhou North and South Tongzhou North and South" Ji Dui Xia Lian: "East Pawnshop West Pawnshop East and West Pawnshops are things."

A drop of dew after a long drought

Meet an old friend-creditor in another country.

Because of what (lotus), I got a couple (lotus root)

Fortunately (apricots) don't need medium (plums).

Faith is what people say. To gain the trust of others, you must keep your words.

Smoking is the cause of fire, smoking is a common thing, so you must give up smoking from now on.

Smoke goes in and smoke goes out, making clouds and fog, and a seven-foot man lights a fire.

* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * The bachelor of Shengchao wants to smoke and make people quiet, and the wine is far away.

The stone is impressive, the piano is silent,

Tea is refreshing, bamboo is cold,

The moon is lonely and idle,

The staff is light and the water is empty.

The snow is boundless, the sword is sad,

The futon is withered, and the beauty is pitiful.

Monks make people pale, flowers rhyme,

Gold is ancient.

The eight kings of Qin, Pipa and Pipa are as big as a human head.

In winter, Xiao Shenyang and the emperor said that it was difficult to read Confucius' books when his eyelids fell to the ground.

Ji Yun yawned and woke up, dreaming of the Duke of Zhou. Shenyang: Is it enough for me to give you 52,000 yuan?

Ji Xiaolan: (Eyes are green) That's enough, but. . . .

Shenyang: But what?

Ji Xiaolan: But I gave my brother 52,000 yuan. What about my sister?

Shenyang: You have a younger sister? ! Ok, I'll give you another 50 thousand

Ji Xiaolan: I have eight sisters. . . . . . . He Er said with a sad face, "Lao Ji, you and I have worked together for many years, and you didn't stop me when you were watching me take rat poison. Why is your heart vicious? Why is it vicious! "

Lao Ji: "Ah, people's disappointment makes you more bored with the world, so let's call it a day!" " "

And two: "No, when I found out that your little heart was so vicious, it even inspired my fighting spirit." I can't let your plot succeed. You want me to eat rat poison, forget it! "

Accompany? I'll go to the toilet with you. I will go with you. 520, right? Give you another 520! Here are five others.

One hundred and twenty! Punishments! You calculate how much life is worth, and I will accompany you here 1520! I've known for years.

This account! Xingbu! You just can't!

Here comes a beautiful woman, three of whom look silly, and the second one scatters tea.

Huang: See it?

Number two: Yes. . . .

Huang: Like what?

Second: incomparable beauty. . .

Huang: A dream is a dream. You know what I want you two brothers to do now?

Second: master, I understand. Find out what her real name is, what her pen name is, where she lives and what her background is.

Huang: Smart.

Second: I'll do it now. I went to find the city patrol suggestion and Yin Quan of Shuntianfu. Look at her.

Put down the bottom .

Ji: All right! Is this the fugitive you want? Ji Xiaolan and buck teeth are paired.

In the old days, there was a full moon in the sky and a half moon underground.

Buck your teeth until the end of this year, the end of next year, the end of each year, and the end of each year. In your later years, you will sit facing south and eat watermelon skin facing east.

Think twice, look at the left page and turn right. This time, my teeth were pawned in the East and pawned in the West.

Old Ji studied in the Spring and Autumn Period, studied in the Spring and Autumn Period, studied in the Spring and Autumn Period, and studied in the Spring and Autumn Period. Old Ji was hooked for old age, hooked for old age, and tested for old age.

Buck teeth, one person is big, two people are big, and one person is big.

Buck teeth lost and said I was dead. I want to be a martyr!

Dried fruit seller, I hate you! Ji Yun said that he had heard of double suicide, but not double suicide.