Humorous copywriting suitable for friends circle
2. When I was a child, I was always told, "It doesn't matter if you don't look good now, but you will look good when you grow up in a few years." Ten years later, I didn't grow up, but I wanted to.
3. A buddy said to his daughter-in-law, "Daughter-in-law, I have a fortune teller. The fortune teller said that I 135 years old has a hurdle! " His daughter-in-law said coldly, "Why? Has the grave been planed? "
I practiced reversing into the warehouse two days ago. I can't even get in by turning left and right. Finally, the coach said, "Come on, get off! Let's go in! "
In my twenties, some people lost their jobs, others lost their poverty, but I lost the reins and ran on the stupid road like a husky!
6. Xiao Wang said in the office, "My girlfriend is just like a mobile phone." Colleagues asked, "So small and exquisite, so fashionable and so essential?" Xiao Wang: "No, I won't talk to you when I have no money!" " " .
7. Don't tell me to grow old together. I want to have black hair all my life. ...
8. If you like a handsome guy, please don't take immediate measures. You should get to know him first. Soon, you will find his friend more handsome!
9. A friend sent a message saying, "For your own Audi, your wife's Dior and your son's Oreo, you must study hard." A divine reply appeared below: "For your Alto, for your wife's mystery, for your son's olympiad, Altman, study hard!"
1 You can't find the ideal partner. Is it normal that you didn't become your ideal self?
XI。 "Do you have a cold?" "Well, is my voice a little hoarse?" "No, the first time I saw you smoking, one nostril didn't smoke."
12. Sandy jumped up, booked a seat and drank wine. When I reached out and hugged you, I saw you sending a message to my boyfriend: Good night, I fell asleep. I knew our story was about to begin!
13. Little sister, you are still young. There is no boyfriend to find another one. Will you give your boyfriend to your sister?
Everyone says that exercise is a kind of enjoyment, but I certainly don't love exercise, but because I am not the kind of person who longs for enjoyment.
15. Everything in the world can be answered with "none of your business" and "none of my business", and no one has ever cracked it. Until one day, God replied: I fell in love with your daughter-in-law.
16. My friend actually called me black. I slapped him in the past just to protect you secretly.
I just slapped my wallet hard, either because I was angry or because I wanted it to swell.
18. Remember. No matter what alienated us in the end, a red envelope can go back to the beginning, and we are still the best sisters who love each other!
19. "Do you think you look good in person or in photos?" "Turn off the lights and look good!"
You are not really happy. Your isolation, sunscreen, liquid foundation, concealer and makeup powder are all protective colors you wear.
2 1. When I was in junior high school, my classmates gave me a CD, which read: Please watch it under the age of eighteen accompanied by an adult. So I invited my parents to watch it together. I will never forget that beating in my life!
22. Being ugly is the best self-defense, and ugly people are safe all their lives.
I don't want any position and I don't want any position. I just want to be a rich man simply.
When I was a child, I thought I could save the world when I grew up. When I grow up, I find that the whole world can't save me!
Twenty-five You can find a good job by investing in the right resume; You don't have to work if you have the right child.
26. As a girl, it is difficult for me to avoid all the details that make men move.
Twenty-seven I bought a can of mimosa today. I'm not ashamed to go back. Go back and ask the boss. The boss said, "Maybe you bought this pot to lose face."
Twenty-eight It is also said that when God comes to Malaysia to travel, he can't even leave work after work.
29. If you can't control your mouth and lose weight this winter, you will have a very special foreign English name-fate is round, not winter.
30. When quarreling with your boyfriend, don't blame him in a hurry, but reflect on yourself first. If you are really wrong, think about how to pass it on to him.