Huangshi Wei Zi sales
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This is a short story circulating in the countryside.
In leisure, one's free will trumps truth.
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It is said that one day in the sixth year of Zheng Zheng (AD 1346), I was depressed for a long time on the village road outside Jiaoxi Bookstore in Dantu County, and finally had fun.
First, why are you depressed?
It's a long story
As early as 10 years ago, he was appointed by the imperial court and rushed to Gao 'an, Jiangxi Province to be a county magistrate.
A look at that place, almost burning with anger:
Corrupt officials are in cahoots with landlords, plundering people's wealth, stealing women and ignoring human lives.
It can be described as lawlessness.
Hate greed, so I took a few evil lords and opened the knife.
Helpless, a strong dragon can't crush a local snake, and the local gentry hate their teeth itch. They set traps for him every day.
A few years later, he was forced to resign.
Three years ago, the imperial court called him a vice-president of Confucianism in Jiangsu, Zhejiang and Shanghai, and a provincial examiner.
But at the beginning of his term, he got into trouble because of this proposal.
Say, can you twist your arm over your thigh?
As a result, I was forced to resign again and returned to my hometown of South Tianshan with a lot of resentment.
A few days ago, his good friend Ouyang Su invited him to play in Dantu.
He lives in Jiaoxi Bookstore and lives in seclusion.
Alas, how can you not be depressed when you think that you have been demoted twice and ended up in disgrace?
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But I said I went to bed late this morning.
A child shouted, "Mr. Big, wake up. The village head is a mess. This is a prophecy. Really accurate. "
Ever since I came here, I have been drowning my sorrows in wine every day, and I have never been sober.
If you were not so drunk, you would teach the children in the village to read a subset of history.
Here, I want to say a few more words. I have been a hundred schools of thought since I was a child, and I have a special preference for astronomy, geography, gossip and so on.
Once, I heard that there were six holy books in Fuchuan Mountain in Shexian County, so I went to explore them.
I traveled around, not only discovered Taoism, but also made friends with many Ming believers, from whom I learned to spy and judge good and bad luck.
At present, when I saw a group of children twittering, I got up and yawned and asked, "What's the right way?"
"We caught a dung beetles buckle in a bamboo tube, let him count. He only smelled it and said it was an armored general! "
Dark music, heart said, is purely a trick to fool children.
Dung beetles, commonly known as dung beetles, feed on feces and naturally smell rotten.
What is olfactory ability?
Unexpectedly, the child continued to shout: "I took out the copybook written by the big teacher for me to copy, and he immediately figured it out. It was written by you."
"What did he say?"
"He said that this writer was a scholar at the age of 65,438+02, and entered the county (official school) to study Chunqiu at the age of 65,438+04."
After listening, I got dressed and got out of bed to see what I could do.
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On the way, I guessed that Shi You was his old friend and recognized his pen.
You can rush to the entrance of the village to have a look, but it's strange to see that kudzu cloth robe, which is sloppy and untidy.
"But Mr. Qingtian is here?"
He arrived untidy, stroking his long beard.
Bow:
"Excuse me, what's your name?"
"You see I am sloppy, and I have lived in this world for 50 or 60 years. You can call me a bad old man. "
"Dare not. Shouldn't you just pass by here? "
"Ming people don't do dark things and don't tell lies."
Sloppy spoke in Europe, "I heard that you have studied Daoism and are familiar with the number of fights. I, a bad old man, want to compare with you. "
Q: "Compared with what?"
"Compared with divination, three hexagrams are better than two."
Sloppy and inclined, "if you are worried about losing face to a bad old man, fine."
Obviously, this is a phone call.
Thoughtfully asked: "How to win or lose?"
"If you lose, I will drink all your wine in half a year, and not a drop is allowed."
Sloppy voice did not fall, then smiled and said: "This bet is interesting. What if I lose? "
"I have been wandering for decades, and I have been divining countless times, and I have never lost my accuracy!"
Sloppy just boasted about Haikou, when a villager happened to come with a pregnant donkey with a big belly, he said, "Let's calculate how many babies are pregnant in this donkey's belly first, shall we?"
It's simple.
Around the donkey, he first said, "I think it's an only child."
Donkeys have children and are pregnant for one year, two months more than people.
The villagers stopped and said that the donkey he had raised had been pregnant for ten months and had gone to see a horse doctor. Indeed, there is only one pony in the donkey's belly.
In fact, it is very rare for donkeys to have twins. It is said that one of tens of thousands of donkeys is rare.
Who wants to listen carelessly, but shakes his head: "Wrong, wrong, it's a pair of donkeys."
"It's an only child!"
"It's a pair of donkeys!"
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At this time, they hold their own opinions untidily, and they are more energetic.
Who also refuses to obey who, so what?
Suddenly he fell down, grabbed a thick stick and handed it to him: "If you don't believe me, kill it, gut it and take it out!"
What? Kill my donkey? The villagers were frightened and pulled the donkey away.
If you are careless and hold a stick, you will chase. You have to kill that donkey. Check it out.
You know, in troubled times, it belongs to villagers, and the whole family is counting on it to make a living.
Worried about causing trouble, he quickly stopped: "I give up, I give up, isn't it enough to be a donkey?"
One of the hexagrams, sloppy wins.
Three strikes and two wins, the first strike has been lost and the second strike has been lost. I really haven't had a drink for half a year.
If frustrated people don't have wine to drink, life will be hard.
I thought for a moment, but I heard sloppy clapping and laughing: "Look, the second divination question is coming."
Looking down the sound, I am in distress situation.
A few feet away, slowly came a pregnant woman with her stomach in her arms!
"After you. All right, touch the bone. No problem. Let's count how many children she is pregnant with. Is it a man or a woman? "
Muddy roads.
I can't help but boldly say, "Well, well, I'll say she's an only child, a boy."
Careless enough to be casual, I stepped forward to meet her and grabbed the wrist of the village woman.
The women in the village were obviously frightened and instinctively retreated, but they were sloppy but didn't let go. The victory is in hand: "This bone is so strange, how can it be empty?" If you refuse to admit defeat, just cut open her belly and see. "
Shit, this is not divination, it is obviously fatal.
Was about to scold nonsense, I didn't expect to plummet:
When the village women heard that they were going to have a caesarean section, they were scared enough and ran away.
You can turn too fast, accidentally step on the air and sit on the ground.
"Oh, it hurts me!"
Pain, dark call bad, pregnant women must have moved the tire gas before giving birth to children, which has something to do with it, and what manners can they afford. They bent down and picked up the village woman and strode to the village to stabilize her husband's family.
Behind him, the lazy man is still shouting: "Sir, don't run, being original will win."
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Who do you think will lose and win this game?
If you think you will win, you are wrong.
Believe it or not, it can be described as bizarre. When she was exhausted, she finally took the village woman who almost fainted in pain into her home. When she held out her hand, she knew something was wrong.
When I opened the blouse, I saw that there was a huge upside-down water ladle on my stomach.
Look at the throat and Adam's apple.
What's more, it seems that the pregnant woman who is about to give birth is fake and dressed by a man.
"Well, are you kidding?"
The sedate woman got angry, grabbed the broom, beat around, and escorted the village women out of the cottage.
Now, both hexagrams are ink, but they have not defended themselves.
One of them seeks benevolence, although it loses peace of mind;
The second divination, a meaning, was serious, and the result was lost in careful investigation. No wonder others.
It's just that I can't stand not getting drunk for six months.
After hearing this, Sloppy took out an iron crown weighing at least ten kilograms and put it on his head like magic.
Just zheng, then a yi to the end:
"Please forgive Zhuo Yan. I have seen iron crowns. "
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06
Yes, this untidy person is Zhong Zhang, hidden in the practice of Longhu Mountain, pregnant with the iron crown that turns the stone into gold and brings back the dead. Because he wore an iron crown hat all his life, he was called the "iron crown".
The strange tan of iron cans is widely circulated in the workshop.
For example, he once met Xu Da, one of Daming. He said at a glance that he "had bright red cheeks and fiery eyes, and was destined to be an official." Unfortunately, he had to live to middle age and never died. "
As a result, Xu Da only lived to be 54 years old and drove to the west with a crane.
He also gave a divination to Liang Gong Lan Yubu, saying only four words: "Disloyalty first, respect later".
Later, aquamarine was really killed for treason. Skinning is really grass.
And these are another story, not to mention for the time being.
However, when Tie Guanzi was young, he failed in several scientific examinations, so he learned from Shanhe. I teach Tai Chi when I meet foreigners, and I am especially good at observing Yun Guan Qi.
I passed Dantu on this trip and learned that the wizard was decadent and became a wine in seclusion here.
Tie Guanzi decided to give him a try first and then see if it was worth helping.
He hired villagers leading donkeys and village women disguised as men to help play.
Try it twice, and the tin can is very satisfied:
Kindness is indeed a material that can be made.
After half a year, I gave up drinking and regained my spirit. I took Tie Guanzi as my teacher and devoted myself to studying Shun and Inverse, Star Separation and Daoism.
Refined and perfect skills, more calm and sophisticated, blazing with anger.
Tie Guanzi was very happy and gave him the Tongtian Secret and the Golden Seal Letter.
The single book "Golden Seal and Jade Letter" was left by the ancient Yellow Emperor in later generations. After Jiang Ziya got it in Kunlun Mountain, he helped Zhou to cut off the Zhou Dynasty with magic weapons, and only then did he have the inheritance of the Zhou Dynasty for 800 years.
In the Han Dynasty, Sean replaced Huang Shigong, which lasted for 400 years.
Zhuge Liang used it to assist Liu Bei in the Three Kingdoms.
Nowadays, extraordinary books are handed to us. What will they be interpreted in the troubled times of war and disaster?
That is:
Strive for the first, strive for the first. Three-point landlite is unified.
Just a story.
Most importantly, at any time, Ren is one of them.
The above is related to the strength of the husband's family, and it is about the sharing of the number of fights. I saw the number of fights and the relationship between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law. I hope this will help everyone!