I am begging for a play that is suitable for high school students. The requirement is a one-act play, a comedy, and a duration of less than 30 minutes. Thank you~~~~
1.
The Eight Parts of the Dragon
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Act 1 (New Oriental TOEFL Training Course )
Xu Zhu: In order to take the TOEFL exam, I am not afraid of hardships, cold winters and scorching heat. I will take the 250 exam again this year, and I will go home and sell sweet potatoes (sitting)
Qiao Feng: Year after year. It’s frustrating to take the TOEFL test every year! There is no other way. If you want to go abroad, you have to pass the exam. (Sitting)
Duan Yu: Everyone says I am very ‘fit’. Looking from the left, he looks like Stephen Chow; looking from the right, he looks like Ekin Cheng; looking from the top, he looks like Zhang Weijian; looking from the bottom, he looks like Ken Takakura. He's so handsome, but there's nothing I can do about it, why would my daddy be the King of Zhennan, Dali!
Qiao Feng: What book? (Grab Xu’s book) Xu: Come here! Bring it over...
Qiao: What a crappy book! Xu: Broken book? I found it with great difficulty!
Qiao: Huh? Classmate, could it be that you are also from the Mathematics and Physics Department of ** University? Xu: Yes.
Qiao: Happy! I am Qiao Feng, a handsome man from Class 9 of the Department of Mathematics and Physics!
Xu: I am Xu Zhu from Class Seven!
Duan: Two senior brothers, two senior brothers, please bow to me. (Qiao Xu: Are you too?) Yes! I am Duan Yu, the handsome boy from Class 5! Enjoy the meeting...
Qiao: You two! The TOEFL test is a long and arduous road ahead. It’s rare that the three of us are so destined. I think it’s better for us to become sworn brothers so that we can take care of each other in the future!
Duan: Okay! Then you will be the eldest brother, the second brother, and I will be the third brother (good, good, good)
Xu: Life is like this, what else can I ask for! From now on, I will never be lonely again on the long journey to college.
Qiao: Good brother, let’s go have a drink! (Walk, walk, walk...)
Xu: Oh~~~No way! New Oriental is too far away from the pub.
Duan: It’s okay, I have Coke here. (Qiao: Brother, you are so thoughtful!) Brother, drink first! (Okay)
Qiao: Come, second brother. (Xu finishes drinking and then gives it to Duan) Third brother, drink! (Duan is about to drink, Wang He Tomb appears)
Wang: Cousin, is it so far away? Why do you have to come here?
Mu: I think of me as a majestic Murong Fu, so beautiful and beautiful. Going abroad is my lifelong dream. I want to go abroad. I want to go abroad. I want to go abroad! ! (Two people do this)
Offsite: Today, we have invited a famous foreign teacher from ** University for everyone. "" written by him has been translated into 3722 languages and published.
Foreign teacher (entering): HELLO! It’s really lively with so many people here! Look at how handsome these girls and boys are! Old man, I was so happy after seeing this!
Required: Didn’t you say you are a foreign teacher? How can I speak Chinese so well and still have a taste for it?
Foreigner: Well...this...foreign teachers, foreign teachers, teachers from other places, referred to as foreign teachers. Next, let’s roll your names, Qiao Feng (arrive!) Xu Zhu (arrive!) Duan Yu, Duan Yu! Is Duan Yu here? (Received!) Wang Yuyan (arrived) Murong Fu (arrived!) Okay, let's start the class. I will write the main content of this class on the blackboard first.
Duan: Classmate, classmate, how do you pronounce this word? (Wang: I don’t know.) You don’t know? Then let me read it to you! (Mu: What level!) Do you dare to compare with me? (Mu: Compare!)
External: A! Good A, good A! Old man, I like to watch the game the most. Come on, come on, I will be the referee for you (handing out papers) Okay, get ready~ Let’s start! ! Taking advantage of this time, I will introduce the content of the exam to you. As long as it is a word translation, the content of this exam mainly includes: Beiming Divine Art, Six Meridians Divine Sword, Scale Wave Microsteps, and Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms.
Dang, clang, clang, clang, clang, no need to talk nonsense, (looking at the watch) it's time, close it! (Collect paper, look) Okay, let’s announce the result of the game, score, N to zero, winner, Murong Fu! (Mu stood up and waved) Okay, students, that’s the end of our class today, get out of class is over (get off the stage)
Qiao, Xu: It’s so dark! ?get out of class is over so soon?
Wang: Cousin, you are so awesome! (Wang Mu walks down, Duan lies on the table, Qiao Hexu comforts him)
Act 2 (outside Ten's apartment)
(A card on the table, a letter: Ten Apartment. A building manager is sitting next to him knitting a sweater. Qiao and the others come on)
Qiao: Third brother, brother will help you call Miss Wang down later. (Duan: I...I...) (Xu: Let's go!) It's okay. Big brother has his own tricks. Who doesn't know that beauties have loved heroes since ancient times. Later, you invite Miss Wang to the cafeteria for dinner. Your second brother and I will pretend to be robbers. When the time comes, you knock us both down. I don’t believe she won’t be overwhelmed by your heroic spirit. It's yours! How about it? Let's go... Oh, we've arrived at Building 10 as soon as we mentioned it! Let me see, second brother, you go first, I will cover you from behind! Walk! (Xu Cat crouches in and is slapped by the building manager) (Xu: Oh!)
Building Manager: Just like you, do you want to enter Building No. 10? Let me tell you, let alone a boy, even a male mosquito cannot fly in from here! (Sit back and continue knitting)
Qiao: Is this... Is this the legendary Miss Ajie, the building manager of Building No. 10? Second brother, you are suffering!
Duan: This note has not been delivered yet! What to do?
Qiao: Don’t worry, we can’t storm Building 10! Gotta find a way to outsmart him. Let me see...there you have it! My eldest brother, I participated in a mechanical competition and made a stair-climbing robot. Prosperity, prosperity! (Dog up) Come on, GPRS global positioning system, coordinates: Building 10, 226, ready, GO! Okay, brothers, let’s go back and wait for the good news! (Three people exit, the king on the other side comes up)
King: Yi? What is this? (Take the letter from Wangcai's mouth and read it)
Narration: (paragraph reading) Ever since I first saw you, I have been fascinated by you, ah! My angel, if you are willing, I will be on the 5th bench on the main road at only 9pm, and I will be waiting for you there, waiting for you. --Handsome guy Duan Yu.
Wang: What the hell, nothing new at all (pass the letter to the building manager) This puppy is really cute, I’ll keep it, let’s go (end)
Lou: (finding the letter) Yi? What is this? (Reading the letter, intoxicated) It turns out that there is a passionate person who has been secretly in love with me. (Intoxicated again) Anyway, if you are free tonight, let’s go and meet him! (Part 2)
Act 3 (school main road)
(Duan is sitting on the bench, Lou is walking slowly on the side of the stage)
Duan: Classmate, someone is here. (Wiping the chair, talking to himself) The historic moment is coming, what should I say? Alas~ The elective course this semester - "Appreciation of Modern Chinese Love Letters" was not selected again. (pause for a while) You are the wind and I am the sand, you are the cabbage and I am the bitter melon, you are the beauty and I am not afraid, you are the dinosaur and I commit suicide. Because I'm so handsome... (Lou walks closer) Well... well... you're here.
(Coming) Have you eaten? (Eat) Eat some more after eating (I really can’t eat any more) So it turns out I’m full? (Duan Lang, you are so funny!) YEAH! She praised me for being funny! ...Actually, every time I pass by Apartment Ten, I don’t think of you. I look at you from the window countless times (really? I’m right at the door of the building) (Duan takes out the rose and gives it to Lou) We will give it to you *** What a beautiful moonlight! (Well)
(At this time, Wang Hemu walked across the stage)
Duan: Oh, my God! (Lou: What’s wrong?) Oh...I’an sorry, I remembered, our building is about to lose power, but my computer is still on! I... will find you another day! Bye...
Lou: Don't...don't go! ..... He seemed a little embarrassed, but it doesn't matter, there will be next time...
Act 4 (canteen)
(Qiao Xu comes on stage, pretending to be a robber with a scarf , holding a knife in his hand)
Xu: Brother, I have never done this before, and I am a little trembling now...
Qiao: It’s okay, just do what brother said, once you are alive, you will be born twice. So familiar! Come on, come on... (Wang, Mu comes on stage)
Xu: Stop! Beat...beat...beat...beat (rob!) Yes, robbery!
Mu: I look down on those of you who are robbers the most, because you have no technical content at all.
Qiao: Stop talking nonsense! I drove this road; I planted this tree. If you want to go to the cafeteria, leave your meal card! If you dare to say half a word, hum! (Broken knife) Just ask about this knife.
Mu: (Wang: What should my cousin do?) You said, if my face is broken, how can I go abroad? A good man will not suffer the immediate loss (takes out the card and still gives it to Qiao) Here it is for you! We can go over there!
Xu: Wait a minute. Brother, I, I, I want to rob an IC IP IQ card and tell me the password.
Wang: You...what are you going to do? !
Xu: What are you doing? Get...get the bag! hurry up! (Snatch the bag).
(Duan comes on stage) Duan: Bold thief! Security Service! ha! (Swinging motion)
Qiao: Then... let’s run! (Throws the bag to Duan and runs down with Xu. Mu sighs and gets off too)
Duan: Miss Wang, you were frightened. How about going to the school hospital?
Wang: (Pulls the bag) Give me the bag, give it to me! (Snatch the bag, end)
Duan: Girl, girl...YEAH! (Qiao Xu enters) She talked to me
Qiao: Really? What did she say?
Duan: She said, give me the bag.
Joe: Hi! I have been working in vain for a long time. It seems that this method will not work. How about we do this (the three of them immersed themselves in discussion)
Act 5 (canteen)
(Wang and Mu enter the stage)
Wang: Cousin, I was shocked just now, but why do you think there are even robbers in the school? Seems a little strange, right?
Mu: Don’t be afraid, there is a cousin! I went to buy you food... My meal card was taken away by a robber. Where is your card?
Wang: (touching pocket). I might have mine in the dormitory, so you can wait for me to get it.
(Part 2)
(Qiao Xu comes on stage, pretending to be a girl)
Xu: Brother, can we still pretend to be girls like this?
Qiao: I think it’s not bad! They are saying, there are many girls in our cafeteria, ya ya ya, look, what kind of girls are there? Let’s go (the two walked to Mu)
Xu: Yeah! Sister Zhu, am I not dreaming?
Qiao: Definitely not!
Mu: Why do these two people look so familiar? Are you?
Qiao: Oh, we are your admirers
Xu: We have also listened to your English speech!
Mu: Oh! O admirer! Um...English speech? I have never given an English speech before!
Xu: I wonder, Mr. Murong Fu, can you sign your name for me?
Mu: Ofcourse, sign your name in English! (Sign on Xu’s hand)
Qiao: Haha, he even has an English name! F-O-O-L, it's just a fool.
Xu: Thank you. Can you take another photo with me? (Mu: OK)
Qiao: Come on, let me take a photo for you. Come on, come closer, okay, here’s another photo...
(Wang came on stage and found that Mu and the others were The girls were together and stepped forward to slap Mu)
Wang: I guess I misjudged you, I didn’t expect you to be such a person.
Mu: Cousin, please listen to my explanation...
Wang: You can like someone who looks like this!
Mu: Cousin...cousin... (Qiao Xu pulls him down, Wang cries, Duan comes on)
Duan: Miss Wang? I wonder why Miss Wang is so sad?
Wang: I thought that my cousin had failed me.
Duan: Miss Wang, there is no need to be sad. There is no handsome guy anywhere in the world, so why fall in love with a flower unrequitedly.
Wang: But we grew up together, went to school together, and entered **University together.
Duan: In fact, your cousin is not the only one who is sincere to Miss Wang?
Wang: You mean, you?
(Qiao Xu puts on the headscarf)
Qiao: Third brother! Done, Murong Fu has been settled by us!
Wang: What what? You two? This headscarf? (Qiao: This is not mine) This robber and this woman were both played by you!
Duan: Miss Wang, listen to my explanation, listen to me!
Wang: Needless to say, you are all liars. (Listen to me!) Needless to say! (The king ends)
Duan: Miss Wang! Miss Wang….Miss Wang~~~
Act Six (Ten Apartments)
(The building manager is still knitting, Wang is standing behind her) [Music: Shui Mu Nian Hua〈 I have you in my life〉]
(Duan comes on stage)
Duan: Miss Wang, can you go downstairs and listen to my true confession? [Sound effect: breaking glass] Miss Wang is so polite, did you give me the glass basin?
Wang: Go away, I don’t want to see you hypocrite again.
Duan: Miss Wang, please listen to my explanation. In fact, my eldest brother and second brother just want to help me. Who knows that stealing a chicken will end up eating a handful of rice? Oh no, no, no, I mean it will be self-defeating.
Wang: You are all liars, liars!
Duan: My sincerity towards Miss Wang can be learned from the sun. God, if you are also moved by the true love, please start pouring rain now! [Sound effects: rain, thunder] No way, so powerful?
Wang: Really!
Building manager: (crying with emotion) I have watched Building No. 10 for so many years, and today is the most touching one. I can’t even bear it anymore. Woo~~~~~ (run down)
Duan: Miss Wang, if you can't believe me no matter what, I have to leave Building 10, sadly. Before I leave, I want to give you a song to express my feelings.
(Singing "With You in My Life", Qiao and Xu came on stage to sing with him)
(Wang went downstairs, Duan and the others stopped singing [the music didn't stop])
Duan: Wang Girl, you?
Wang: It was your singing that moved me, and you also helped me see my cousin’s true face. Let’s make it... it’s done!
Duan: That’s great! Let's go to dinner!
Wang: Okay! But my meal card was taken away by my cousin.
Duan: It’s okay, Murong Fu’s meal is stuck with me!
Wang: Huh? Duan Lang, you are so awesome!
Duan: (bows and salutes) Miss Wang, that’s a great award. (The two of them walked down)
Xu: Brother, let’s go have a meal too
Qiao: You still eat, come on, what are you going to eat! (Two people exit)
The whole drama is over! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
2.
Examination Crazy Cloud
Characters: Xiao Ai, Xiao Wu, Xiao Ling, 5 teachers
Scene: Classroom
Content:
Xiao Ling is sleeping on the table.
Xiao Ai left the book beside him and went out.
Xiao Wu came in and sat in Xiao Ai's seat.
Xiao Ai (comes in): Oh, man, this is really baffling. Are you kidding me? Don’t you see, I’ve already taken this seat!
Xiao Wu: Ding is Ding, and Mao is Mao. In fact, I got it earlier than you!
Xiao Ai: I came early in the morning, why didn’t I see you?
Xiao Wu: I took it last night.
Xiao Ai: The last row is my patent! For it, I got up early every day, scratched my head, and my blood was flowing. I couldn’t lose this position!
Xiao Wu: The last row is my pride. The Feng Shui here is unique. If you want to drive me away from here (Xiao Ai: - How?) I advise you to pull me down as soon as possible!
Xiao Ling woke up: Why are you making noise? Quarreling in such a sacred classroom early in the morning is a waste of youth! Do you know what political mistakes you made? ah?
Xiao Ai: I don’t know.
Xiaoling: As a member of the Communist Youth League, we must establish the lofty ideals of communism, maintain a high degree of consistency with the Party Central Committee in politics, ideology and action, and constantly strengthen the leadership of the members. The concept of organization and discipline must...
Xiao Wu and Xiao Ai: Sister, we were wrong, please stop wasting your words, we will not argue.
Xiaoling: But what you can't forgive is - waking me up!
Xiao Ai sat in front of Xiao Ling.
Xiao Ai: The last word is to carry forward the style. Brother, follow my lead in the exam!
Xiao Wu: Huh? Is there an exam today?
Xiao Ling: Can you? My hands are numb today!
Xiao Ai: Are you scared?
Xiao Wu: Are you sleeping?
Xiao Ling: None of them are right! Tired of writing cheat sheets!
Xiao Ai: Hey, I think I spent most of the night lighting the lamp and burning oil!
Xiao Wu: Oh, are you studying hard?
Xiao Ling: Do you also write cheat sheets?
Xiao Ai: Oh no, I’m thinking about exam strategies!
Xiao Wu and Xiao Ling came over: What are you thinking of?
Xiao Ai laughed wildly: Let me tell you, this trick is amazing!
Xiao Wu, Xiao Ling: Come on!
Xiao Ai: Copy according to the book - (pick up the book)
Xiao Ling: Go to hell!
Xiao Wu: That’s a good idea! Why didn't I think of that?
Xiao Ling: Come on. You call this a trick? Hey, in order to relieve the tense atmosphere, I will give you a humorous puzzle.
Xiao Ai and Xiao Wu ignored her.
Xiao Ling: Tell me, how many steps are there to answer the exam?
Xiao Ai and Xiao Wu approached: How many steps?
Xiao Ling: Three steps!
Step one: write your name.
(Both of them nodded)
Step 2: Read the question again! (Both nodded)
Step three: - Hand in the test paper!
Xiao Ai: Hand in blank!
Xiao Wu: What is wrong?
Xiao Ling: Let me ask you another question: There is an exam today, who didn’t come?
Xiao Ai: Who can’t come to the exam today? Xiaoling?
Xiao Ling: I’m not here!
Xiao Ai: Look around, Xiao Wu?
Xiao Wu: Here it is!
Xiao Ai: Ah! I know—Xiao Ai!
Xiao Wu: You came here in vain! There is no difference between coming or not coming!
Xiao Ling: The answer is, teacher! Not here yet!
The teacher walked in.
The three of them were startled: Are you here? Why did you come even though you said you couldn’t come? oops! (Noisy)
Teacher 1: What is it called? The toad has come in?
The three of them laughed.
Teacher 1: Be serious! What about this exam! No professional ethics at all! What is the most important thing these days? --Fraction! Minute by minute, your lifeblood! (Evil smile) Test, test, test, our magic weapon!
Xiao Ai: Copy, copy, copy, our trick!
Teacher 1: Send out the test papers quickly! Don’t come early even if you have an exam, what time is it already! I didn’t come until half an hour after the exam started! What have you been doing?
Hair curls.
Teacher 1: The exam lasts for *** two hours! No papers are allowed to be handed in for less than one hour! Students who want to answer the paper please pick up the pen, and students who do not want to answer the paper please rest where they are. Students who want to go to the toilet - please restrain yourself!
Xiao Ai: Let me compare the teacher. He is like a mouse looking for a cat to be an escort - his request is unreasonable!
Xiao Ling: That’s right! Could it be that he is a legendary rapper, otherwise why would he keep mumbling?
Teacher 1: Be quiet! You are quieter than trees! Do you know what a serious mistake you have made? Every *** Youth League member must always pay attention to strictly demanding themselves according to the standards of *** Youth League members, constantly enhance the sense of glory and responsibility of being a *** Youth League member, and play an important role in all aspects of study, work and social life. Take the lead and strive to become a model for implementing the party's line, principles, and policies, a model for hard work, a model for studying hard, a model for obeying laws and regulations, and a model for pioneering and innovation.
Three people started copying.
Teacher: (referring to Xiao Ai) Please stop copying this student!
Xiao Wu, Xiao Ling: I didn’t copy it!
The teacher walked up to Xiao Ai: Classmate, stop copying!
Xiao Ai: How do you know? I put it on the table and copied it!
Teacher: The board in front of your desk fell off, I saw it!
Xiao Ai: (looked at it) Oops! What bad luck!
The teacher confiscated Xiao Ai's test paper, and Xiao Ai was about to stand up and leave.
Teacher: Sit down! You are not allowed to go out for less than an hour!
The teacher walked to Xiao Wu, and Xiao Wu took the test paper to the table and copied it.
Teacher: Okay, okay, stop pretending! I look down the most on those of you who cheat with books, you have no technical content at all. How did you copy it just now? so? so?
Xiao Wu: Lower and lower!
Teacher: (confiscating Xiao Wu’s test paper) Sit down and reflect, why did you cheat with the book?
Xiao Wu: I don’t want to take the book either! Who made me not write a cheat sheet like her (Xiaoling)!
Xiao Ling looked at Xiao Wu with wide eyes.
Teacher: That’s right, remember to write a cheat sheet next time! I just like this kind of hard-working children.
Teacher: It’s time! carry out an assignment.
Collect the test papers.
Teacher: OK.
Remember to take the high school math test in the afternoon!
Xiao Ai: Ah! Are you taking the high school math test in the afternoon?
Xiao Ling: Ah! ! High school math test in the afternoon! (Picks up the cheat sheet) What was the test just now?
Xiao Wu: High... number? ! What tree is that?
Three people: Let’s study how to make cheat sheets!
Teacher 2 walks in
Xiao Ai: Chinese teacher!
Teacher 2: Xiao Ai, how do you write an essay! (Give the test paper to Xiao Ai)
Xiao Ai: What’s wrong?
Teacher 2: Read it.
Xiao Ai: "My Teacher", my teacher has an oval face...
Teacher 2: Wait, (take out a big sign with the word "paw" on it) ) Are you a melon-faced person? What you wrote is that my teacher has a clawed face!
Xiao Ai: Teacher, the paw face is also a face, can’t we just look at it?
Teacher 2: You continue reading.
Xiao Ai: My teacher is so beautiful, so beautiful, so beautiful, so beautiful, so beautiful, so beautiful...
Teacher 2: Stop! Why do you write so much about how beautiful it is? That’s how I wrote it until the end!
Xiao Ai: Teacher, isn’t it required that the composition should be no less than 500 words?
Teacher 2: Then you only take beautiful photos?
Xiao Ai: Isn’t it required to write true feelings? This is all my feelings!
Teacher 2: Hum hum, tell you, you only have 496 words!
Xiao Ai: Oh! Then I’d like to add: It’s so beautiful!
Teacher 2: Look at your explanation of words and death, and you actually wrote death!
Xiao Ai: Oh, I wanted to write about death!
Teacher 2: (with a helpless look) You, you failed again!
Xiao Ai: Give me another chance! I've retaken it five times!
Teacher 2: Okay, I’ll give you a chance. I've heard that phlegm can relieve cattle, is it easy? You make up a sentence using the word "easily done", and I'll pass it to you!
Xiao Ai: There is a fish in the swimming blade? ! Fish... fish, fish swim in the water, fish can swim with ease...
Teacher 2: (laughing) Congratulations, you got——
Xiao Ai: Passed ?
Teacher 2: (indifferently) The sixth opportunity to retake the course.
Xiao Ling, Xiao Wu: Forget it, let’s study the advanced math cheat sheet.
Teacher 3 comes in.
Xiao Wu: Philosophy teacher!
Teacher 3: Xiao Wu!
Xiao Wu: Yes!
Teacher 3: Look at your test paper! My question is: this is the question, please answer it. How did you answer?
Xiao Wu: This is the answer, please give me points...isn’t it right?
Teacher 3: You - OK, next question, essay question: What is courage, why didn’t you answer?
Xiao Wu: I answered!
Teacher 3: Just five words!
Xiao Wu: (reading) This is courage! That’s right! Then I handed in the paper without answering the following questions. How well I explained courage!
Teacher 3: You-just wait and die!
Xiao Wu: Teacher! Give me another chance! I failed fifteen times!
Teacher 3: Then let me ask you two questions. It depends on your luck...
Xiao Wu: Two ways - too many!
Teacher 3: Okay, you answered the first question correctly. If you don’t answer the second question, I will let you pass. How many hairs do you have?
Xiao Wu: It would be nice if I were bald.
Teacher 3: Answer!
Xiao Wu: 123456789 roots!
Teacher 3: How do you know?
Xiao Wu: Teacher, I don’t have to answer the second question!
Teacher 3: OK! very good! very good! Hold it (hand a piece of paper)
Xiao Wu: This is——
Teacher 3: Re-study the exam sheet! (Part 2)
Xiao Ling, Xiao Ai: Come and study advanced mathematics——
Teacher 4 comes in.
Xiao Ling: English teacher! (Wants to run)
Teacher 4: Xiaoling, why are you running? Didn't have breakfast!
Xiao Ling: Didn’t eat——
Teacher 4: I saw you had dinner in the morning!
Xiao Ling: -Breakfast tomorrow!
Teacher 4: Xiaoling, look at the test paper. None of your reading comprehension is correct! Did you just read the topic and choose it without even reading it?
Xiao Ling: No!
Teacher 4: How dare you quibble!
Xiao Ling: I didn’t even read the question, I just chose the answer!
Teacher 4: And your composition! Why does it look familiar?
Xiao Ling: Doesn’t it look familiar? Read and understand the first sentence of each paragraph...
Teacher 4: Xiaoling, it’s time for you to wake up! This time you——
Xiao Ling: Ah! Teacher, I have failed five, fifteen, no, fifty times! I can’t hang up anymore!
Teacher 4: It’s not that I didn’t teach you...this...for example, can you translate what evening dress means?
(To the audience) It’s an evening gown!
Xiao Ling looked at Xiao Ai and Xiao Wu.
Xiao Ai: Evening is at night, best for big games!
Xiao Wu: Dress is clothes, girls are always clamoring to buy them!
Xiao Ling: Oh! Teacher, I understand! It's night clothes!
The teacher shook his head. (Part 2)
Xiao Ling: No, I have to find a teacher! You two, study it slowly! (Part 2)
Xiao Ai: Forget it, I may not be able to use the cheat sheet, so I’m leaving too.
Xiao Wu: What should we do? Hand in blank?
Xiao Ai: Of course I can’t hand in a blank paper. I’m going to memorize the most difficult question now, write it on the test paper, and make up my own questions and answer them! (Part 2)
Xiao Wu: He has personality. (Just about to leave)
Teacher 5 comes in.
Xiao Wu: Class teacher!
Teacher 5: Xiao Wu, I want to talk to you.
Xiao Wu: Ah!
Teacher 5: This question was asked in the last exam: What is the principle of this reaction? What did you answer?
Xiao Wu:——Principles of physics.
Teacher 5: Is there such an answer?
Xiao Wu: Is it... a chemical principle?
Teacher 5: Xiao Wu! What will you do if you continue like this? Why don't you like studying?
Xiao Wu: ——You don’t like my major!
Teacher 5: Environmental worker? Do you know what an environmental engineer does?
Xiao Wu: Sanitation worker.
Teacher 5: It’s environmental engineering!
Xiao Wu: Oh? So what will I do after graduation?
Teacher 5: ...sanitation workers.
Xiao Wu: I heard it is for sewage treatment.
Teacher 5: (Excited) Who said it was for sewage treatment? ——It also controls air pollution!
Xiao Wu: How to control the atmosphere?
Teacher 5: I don’t understand this! I teach water pollution treatment!
Xiao Wu: It’s still about sewage treatment.
Teacher 5: Has your mother seen your summer vacation results?
Xiao Wu: I saw it.
Teacher 5: Really? Did you really send it?
Xiao Wu: Of course I will send it!
Teacher 5: What did your mother tell you?
Xiao Wu: My mother said that if I have nothing to do, what report card will the school send?
Teacher 5: ...just go.
Xiao Wu: I can’t leave.
Teacher 5: Why?
Xiao Wu: I still want to sing a song before leaving.
Teacher 5: Are you the only one with curly hair and a broken voice?
Xiao Wu: Then I Let’s invite the singer to the stage. Let’s invite the singer!
I’m glad to serve you!
Haha