The legend of the god of smoke
A lonely boy rode an old black horse and sped along the winding road.
The young man is tall and handsome, with a cold and arrogant look on his determined face. There is a white hero's coffin on the sleeve of the towel-wrapped sword, and a sword leaning on the sky is hung around the waist. The scabbard is engraved with four characters of Yanyue Management.
The wind is blowing in Aśvaghoṣa and the dust is endless. Lightning flashed, and the boy came to a tall wild fir forest, bridled the reins and looked at his eyes. However, seeing the wild orchids in full bloom in front of the forest, countless Pujiang birds circled and sang in the forest; The teenager was intoxicated by the beautiful scenery in front of him, and the clear voice could not help but say, "What a beautiful paradise!" " At this time, a wind blowing through the bone marrow, the teenager subconsciously shivered, tightened his hero's coffin, turned down from the saddle, took out a pack of rotten cigarettes and pulled out one, thinking that everyone said that cigarettes were an honor for people who used to enjoy themselves. Now, like a lonely sailor, he needs a refreshing cigarette.
When the teenager was smoking, the wheels of the carriage creaked in the Woods. When the boy's heart tightened, he quickly held the sword in his hand and looked ahead. I saw a spacious and tall English carriage slowly driving out of the forest, driven by a foreigner with blond hair and blue eyes. When the carriage drove in front of the teenagers, I saw the nameplate tigana 1986 printed on the eaves. Teenagers all know that this is a high-grade carriage produced by the new British depot, and there are also red and black swordsman carriages which are famous at home and abroad.
With a cigarette in his mouth, the foreigner gracefully spit out a smoke ring, looked at the teenager up and down, and said in blunt Chinese, "Gaga, is that basin of oil for China?" Clear voice replied, "of course. Excuse me, are you English? " The foreigner smiled and said, "Yes, I'm Drakula from Buckingham Palace." The boy quickly raised his fist and said, "I've heard a lot about you." I was rude. " Then he took out a cigarette and said, "Count, change one?" Dracula put down her hand, flicked the ash, and still smiled and said, "Gaga, no, no, no, I only smoke 555." The boy asked again, "The count crossed the ocean and came to the Imperial Capital. What do you want? " "I heard that your Rock Moon Forum will hold the Kaifeng God Conference in August, and I was invited to participate." Said the count. "Oh yes, it is. I'm going to other countries to advise the heroes. You should come first. I won't accompany you, you go. " When the boy finished, he turned over and got on the horse. The flying tiger kicked his foot with an iron beam between his legs. The old black horse hissed, and his hooves flew up and ran away.
This young man is the protagonist in the article, Du Guchun, the top disciple of the smoker, and has been instructed by the master to invite world celebrities to attend the God's Fair in August. His classmate, the younger little bitch, is checking the qualifications of the contestants online.
Du Guchun walked on after crossing the wild Chinese fir forest. Suddenly I feel colder. I looked up, but I saw clouds coming and going in the fog, and the purple rainy night fell in the sky instantly. He thought to himself, I really don't know what the weather is like in the mountains in June, and it changes as soon as it changes. It was a good day just now, and now it's Dexing, alas! Let's find a shelter from the rain first.
Looking around, a misty and rainy building in the southeast comes into view. He hurried forward, clasped his hands and asked some questions. After a while, a crack was embedded in the gate. A child of about 5 or 6 years old, with two buns on his head, leaned over and asked, "Who are you looking for?" DuGuChun hands clenched fist and said, "it's raining heavily outside. I want to shelter from the rain at your place. I wonder if you can let me in? " Without saying a word, the little boy turned and ran inside. As he ran, he called, "Master Twist, there is a man outside who wants to take shelter from the rain. Will you let him in? " I only heard a voice that angered Hong Zhong. "Big clearly, how many times have I told you? If you meet with help, we will help you. Do you still need to ask me? Let the guest officer come in quickly. "
Du Guchun walked quickly into the shopping hall with the little boy, only to see an old man with gray hair sitting in the fresh-keeping room, smoking a cigarette with a thick cigar in his mouth. Du Guchun bowed and said, "Hello, Mr. Twist, you really want to smoke Du Guchun next time. Today, due to the heavy rain outside, I took shelter here temporarily. Please forgive me if I am disturbed! " Lao He smiled and said, "It was a lonely young Xia. It's an honor to meet you today. This is the blessing of the old lady! Young Xia, please sit down and bring a pot of mint tea tomorrow. " Dugu took a sip of wine and couldn't help admiring: "It's really the charm of Sichuan style! Good tea! " The old man put the cigar in the ashtray, smoothed his pale beard and said, "Dugu Shaoxia, what do you think of the present situation of your cigarette micro-platform?" , "alas! It's a long story! " Du Guchun took another sip of tea and said, "There have been many chores on the platform recently, and there have been incidents of internal disciples fighting. Gray and knife incidents have been handled according to platform rules; What's more, the whereabouts of several disciples who left home are still unknown. I think my tutor often warned me those days. As a disciple of cigarette platform, I have always had the ambition to eliminate injustice in the world. I can't be idle and lose my head! But over the years, I am very embarrassed! " The old man said, "I am a carefree person, so I am naturally carefree." I am lonely, young Xia, running around for worldly things. How can I be as happy as a carefree fairy? " People come and go for profit. Seeing that you are smart, you should be able to understand the old lady. The rain outside has stopped. Please continue on your way, young Xia. Sorry, I won't go far. "
While thinking about the Zen words of the old man, Du Guchun thought that the old man was really talented and enjoyed the beautiful scenery after the rain. After walking for a long time, I feel hungry. However, where can I find the fellowship hall in Hoh Xil, a desolate place where wolves haunt? Feeling the ethereal loneliness, and the water and rice have not been used up for half a day, Du Guchun feels weak. Suddenly I saw a cat that didn't eat fish in front of the horse, screaming "meow, meow" and running over; He said to himself, "if this is a plate of spicy fried onion cat meat, it should be delicious!" " "A voice interrupted his meditation, as if someone was fighting. DuGuChun is straight, look down the direction of the voice, I saw fifty meters ahead, a few men are cliques around a very beautiful girl, pandering. Du Guchun rode forward and heard a thin man say to another tall man, "Brother Xiao, look at this chick!" The beautiful girl replied, "Can you talk?" Sexy, please get out of the way. I have something to do. "At the little girl DuGuChun, ate a fine. It turned out that the woman was none other than a newly recruited female disciple of the cigarette exchange platform, named Tears Little Dye. She is intelligent and beautiful, and is deeply loved by her teachers and students. Originally, I was going to promote her as a closed disciple, but she left without saying goodbye a few days ago and her whereabouts are unknown. I met you here today, so I have to find out. Du Guchun didn't say a word, waved his sword a few times, and was ashamed of the flowers in the full moon, which scared the gangsters to flee.
When Xiao Ran saw Du Guchun, she threw herself into his arms like a relative, her shoulders trembled and she burst into tears. After crying, she told her eldest brother the experience of leaving the cigarette micro-platform. It turned out that she couldn't stand the rigor of the platform and traveled around with her elders to enjoy the beautiful scenery. Stroll around cigarette butts during the day, drink a cup of green tea when thirsty, and eat some bread when hungry; Counting the purple stars twinkling in the sky at night, I fell asleep in the corner with a smile, very happy. Once, when I was playing in the seaside, I met a group of beggars asking for money from her. When the gift certificate on her body was almost spent, she said to the little leader, "Is that Mr. Qiao across the street? The little girl is polite! " "I'm not Qiao Feng. Don't make friends with me. I want money. You can choose one. " The ragged leader said. At first glance, little tears could not hide from this disaster, and reluctantly gave the only 300 gift certificates to these guys. At the same time, I was moved by Fujian fake king several times.
After listening to the story, Du said, "I know these days are not easy. Let's not talk about this. I'm hungry. Is there anything to eat? " Tears small dye said: "eldest brother, don't worry, my home is not far ahead. It happened that my friend, a heavy smoker, came to my house today. Just fried pigs and dabao. I went to the pub to sell some industrial alcohol, but I was caught by these hooligans. Luckily, I met my big brother. Go to my house. "
Words don't bother, Du Guchun finished eating, bid farewell to tears and move on. After a night of non-stop driving, I finally came to the Sino-Russian border in Heilongjiang. Just about to switch customs clearance documents, I suddenly screamed. When I saw it was a phone call from my junior, my mind went blank.