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A sketch or script suitable for 6-7 people to perform.

The current exam is crazy.

Characters: Xiao Ai, Xiao Wu, Xiaoling, math teacher, Chinese teacher, philosophy teacher, class teacher, English teacher.

Content:

Xiaoling sleeps on the table.

Iverson lost a book with him. Get out.

Xiao Wu came in and took Xiao Ai's seat.

Xiao Ai (entering): Oh, man, this is really confusing. Are you kidding? Don't you see, I've already occupied this seat!

Xiao Wu: Ding is Ding and Mao is Mao. Actually, I took it before you!

Xiao Ai: I came early in the morning. Why didn't I see you?

Wu: I took it last night.

Xiao Ai: The last row is my patent! For it, I get up early every day, grab the head and bleed like a river. I can't lose this position!

Xiao Wu: The last row is my pride. This place is unique. If you want to get rid of me from here (AI:-Why? ) I advise you to pull it off early!

Xiaoling woke up: What was that noise?

It's a waste of youth to quarrel in such a sacred classroom early in the morning!

Do you know what mistake you made? Huh?

Xiao Ai: Yes.

Wu: Let's stop arguing.

Xiaoling: What you can't forgive is that you woke me up!

Iverson sat in front of Xiaoling.

Xiao Ai: Last but not least, develop style. Dude, take the exam as I say!

Wu: Huh? Today's exam?

Xiaoling: Really? My hands are numb today!

Xiao Ai: Scared?

Xiao Wu: Did you sleep?

Xiaoling: None of them are right! I'm tired of playing with grass!

Xiao Ai: Hey, I think I spent the middle of the night burning a lamp and boiling oil!

Xiao Wu: Oh, have you studied hard?

Xiaoling: Do you also play with grass?

Xiao Ai: Oh, I'm thinking about the exam strategy!

Xiao Wu and Xiaoling leaned over: What do you think?

Xiao Ai laughed wildly: I tell you, this is a great move!

Xiao Wu and Xiaoling: Come on!

Xiao Ai: Copy from the book-(picks up the book)

Xiaoling: Go to hell!

Wu: Good idea! Why didn't I think of that?

Xiaoling: Come on. You call this a trick?

Well, to ease the tension, I'll give you a humorous quiz.

Xiao Yi and Xiao Wu ignored her.

Xiaoling: Say, how many steps are there in the exam answer sheet?

Xiao Ai and Xiao Wu leaned in: How many steps are there?

Xiaoling: Three steps!

Step 1: Write down your name. (Both nod)

Step 2: Read the topic again! (Both nod)

Step 3:-hand in the roll paper!

Xiao Ai: Hand in a blank sheet of paper!

Wu: What's the problem?

Xiaoling: I'll give you another question; Say, who didn't come to the exam today?

Xiao Ai: Who can't take the exam today? Xiaoling?

Xiaoling: I'm not here!

Xiao Ai: Look around, Wu?

Xiao Wu: Yes!

Xiao Ai: Ah! I see-little moxa!

Wu: You came for nothing! It's not the same whether you come or not!

Xiaoling: Answer, teacher! Not yet!

The math teacher came in.

Three people are startled: coming? Why did you come without saying anything? Oh, dear! (noisy)

Math teacher: What's your name? Did the toad come in?

Three people laughed.

Math teacher: Be serious! What about this exam! No professional ethics at all! What is the most important thing these days? Score! On and off, your lifeblood! (Laughter) Exams are our magic weapon!

Xiao Ai: Copy, copy, our unique skill!

Math teacher: hand out rolls of paper! Don't come early after the exam. What time is it now? The exam has started for half an hour! What did you do?

Curly hair

Math teacher: The exam time is * * * two hours! Don't hand in the papers for more than an hour! Students who want to answer questions, please pick up the pen. Students who don't want to answer questions, please rest in place. Students who want to go to the toilet-please restrain yourself!

Xiao Ai: I think teachers are better.

He is a mouse looking for a cat as an escort-unreasonable demands!

Xiaoling: Exactly! Is he a legendary rapper, or why can't he keep mumbling?

Math teacher: Silence! You are quieter than a tree! Do you know how serious a mistake you have made? Heavier than the salt sea!

Three people copy.

Math teacher: (referring to Xiao Ai) Please don't copy this classmate!

Xiao Wu and Xiaoling: I didn't copy it!

The math teacher came to Xiao Ai: Classmate, stop copying!

Xiao Ai: How do you know? I copied it in my desk!

Math teacher: You dropped the board in front of your desk. I saw it!

Xiao Ai: (looking at it) Ouch! have bad luck

The math teacher confiscated Xiao Ai's roll paper, and Xiao Ai just wanted to get up and walk.

Math teacher: Sit down! Go out in an hour!

The math teacher went to Xiao Wu, who took the roll paper to the table to copy.

Math teacher: Come on, come on, stop pretending!

I despise you people who cheat with books most. You have no technical content at all.

How did you copy it? Like this? Like this?

Wu: Lower it! Lower it!

Math teacher: (confiscating Xiao Wu's roll paper) You also sit and reflect. Why did you cheat with this book?

Xiao Wu: I don't want to take the book either! I can't play grass as well as her (Xiaoling)!

Xiaoling stared at Xiao Wu.

Math teacher: That's right. Remember to mow the grass next time! I like this kind of hard-working child.

Math teacher: Time is up! Hand in the papers.

Put away the roll paper.

Math teacher: OK. Remember to take the advanced math exam this afternoon! (below)

Xiao Ai: Ah! Still taking the advanced math exam in the afternoon?

Xiaoling: Ah! ! Take the exam in the afternoon! (Picking up grass) What did you take just now?

Wu: Gao ... number? ! What kind of tree is that?

Three people: study how to mow the grass!

Teacher China comes in (all teachers can dress up alone).

Xiao Ai: Chinese teacher!

Chinese teacher: Xiao Ai, how is your composition? (Roll paper to Xiao Ai)

Xiao Ai: What's the matter?

Chinese teacher: Look.

Xiao Ai: "My teacher", my teacher has an oval face ...

Chinese teacher: Wait, (takes out a big sign that says claws) Are you a melon with a melon face? You wrote that my teacher has a claw face!

Xiao Ai: Teacher, paw face is also a face. Can't you make do with it?

Chinese teacher: Keep reading.

Xiao Ai: My teacher is beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful. ...

Chinese teacher: Stop! You wrote so much. It's beautiful. Why? Just write it to the end!

Xiao Ai: Teacher, isn't the composition required to be no less than 500 words?

Chinese teacher: So you only write beautiful?

Xiao Ai: Isn't it required to write true feelings? This is all my feelings!

Chinese teacher: Hum, tell you, you are only 496 words!

Xiao Ai: Oh! Then add: how beautiful!

Chinese teacher: Look at your translation of ancient Chinese. Touch the tree and die.

Xiao Ai: Find an old pagoda tree to hang yourself!

Chinese teacher: Why is it an old pagoda tree? Look, you explain words, explain death, and you write death!

Xiao Ai: Oh, I want to write to death!

Chinese teacher: (with a helpless face) You, you hung up again!

Xiao Ai: Give me another chance! I have rebuilt it five times!

Chinese teacher: OK, I'll give you a chance. I've heard of pemphigus, and I'm comfortable with it, right? You can make sentences easily, and I'll give them to you when it's right!

Xiao Ai: Do you have any fish? ! Fish ... fish, fish swim in the water, and there are fish in the blade. ...

Chinese teacher: (laughs) Congratulations, you won-

Iverson: Have you passed?

Chinese teacher: (whatever) the sixth chance of reconstruction. (below)

Xiaoling and Xiaowu: Forget it. Come and study the grass with high number.

The philosophy teacher came in.

Xiao Wu: Philosophy teacher!

Philosophy teacher: Xiao Wu!

Wu: Yes!

Philosophy teacher: Look at your roll paper!

My question is: this is the question, please answer.

what did you say ?

Xiao Wu: This is the answer. Please give points ... Is there a mistake?

Philosophy teacher: Is this a question?

Philosophy teacher: You-OK, next,

Essay question: What is courage? Why didn't you answer it?

Xiao Wu: I answered!

Philosophy teacher: Just five words!

Wu: (reading) This is courage! That's right! Then I handed in my paper without answering the following questions. How well I explained my courage!

Philosophy teacher: You-you wait to hang up!

Xiao Wu: Teacher! Give me another chance! I hung up fifteen times!

Philosophy teacher: Then let me ask you two questions. It depends on your nature. ...

Wu: Two-too many!

Philosophy teacher: OK, the first question is correct! If you don't answer the second question, I will let you pass. How many hairs do you have?

Xiao Wu: I wish I were bald.

Philosophy teacher: Answer!

Xiaowu: 123456789!

Philosophy teacher: How do you know?

Xiao Wu: Teacher, I don't have to answer the second question!

Philosophy teacher: OK! Very good! Very good! Take it (pass a piece of paper)

Wu: This is-

Philosophy teacher: Rebuild the list! (below)

Xiaoling and Xiao Ai: To learn advanced mathematics-

The English teacher came in.

Xiaoling: English teacher! (trying to run)

English teacher: Xiaoling, why are you running? No breakfast!

Xiaoling: I didn't eat-

English teacher: I saw you eating this morning!

Xiaoling:-Have breakfast tomorrow!

English teacher: Xiaoling, look at the roll paper. None of your reading comprehension is correct! Did you just choose the topic without looking at it at all?

Xiaoling: No!

English teacher: How dare you quibble!

Xiaoling: I didn't even look at the question, just the answer!

English teacher: And your composition! Why does it look familiar?

Xiaoling: Does it look strange? Read and understand the first sentence of each paragraph.

English teacher: Xiaoling, you should wake up! You this time-

Xiaoling: Ah! Teacher, I failed five or five times, no, fifty times! Can't hang up any more!

English teacher: it's not that I didn't give it to you ... this ... for example, can you translate what evening dress means?

(to the audience) This is an evening dress!

Xiaoling looked at Xiao Yi and Xiao Wu.

Xiao Ai: Night is night, right? Perfect for big games!

Xiao Wu: clothes are clothes, MM is always clamoring to buy them!

Xiaoling: Oh! Teacher, I know! It's a night suit!

The English teacher shook her head. (below)

Xiaoling: No, I have to find a teacher! You two take your time! (below)

Xiao Ai: Forget it. Grass may be useless. I'm leaving, too.

Wu: What about that? Hand in a blank sheet of paper?

Xiao Ai: Of course, I can't hand in a blank sheet of paper. I'm going to recite the most difficult questions now, and then write them on a roll of paper to answer them myself! (below)

Xiao Wu: He has a personality. (just want to leave)

The head teacher came in.

Xiao Wu: Head teacher!

Head teacher: Xiao Wu, I want to talk to you.

Wu: Ah!

Head teacher: Last exam asked: What is the principle of this reaction? What did you answer?

Xiao Wu:-Physical principles.

Head teacher: Is there such an answer?

Wu: Really ... a chemical principle?

Head teacher: Xiao Wu! What can you do at this rate? Why don't you like studying?

Xiao Wu:-Don't like my major!

Head teacher: environmental protection worker? Do you know what environmental workers do?

Xiao Wu: Sanitation workers.

Head teacher: It's environmental engineering!

Wu: Oh? What shall I do after graduation?

Class teacher: ... sanitation worker.

Xiao Wu: I heard that it is used to treat sewage.

Head teacher: (excited) Who said it was sewage treatment? -but also to control air pollution!

Xiao Wu: How to control the atmosphere?

Head teacher: I don't understand this! I teach water pollution treatment!

Xiao Wu: It's still for sewage treatment.

Head teacher: Did your mother see your summer vacation results?

Wu: Yes.

Head teacher: Really? You really sent it?

Wu: Of course!

Head teacher: What did your mother tell you?

Xiao Wu: My mother said nothing. What report cards does the school issue?

Head teacher: ... you go.

Wu: I can't leave.

Head teacher: Why?

Xiao Wu: It's not the curtain call yet!

Eight people made a curtain call on the same stage.