Liu Baorui satirized Han Fuju's cross talk.
Analysis:
This is Liu Baorui's cross talk "Han Qingtian", a famous old joke, which tells the story of Han Fuju, mostly for exaggeration and satire. In fact, North Korea is not so * * *, but in that era, in order to highlight the warlord melee and the low cultural literacy of warlords, many old people appeared stand-up crosstalk, but some of them have been lost. For example, only the first half is left, and it is said that the second half was bought by people in Southeast Asia, and it is forbidden to play in the mainland.
Before liberation, Han Mou, then appointed chairman of Shandong Province, appeared on the platform of cheeloo university's celebration. He is a great leader in academic circles without opening his mouth. Mouth, true colors, nonsense, vulgar. Let the teachers and students in the room be startled, dumbfounded and dumbfounded. Please listen:
"Ladies and gentlemen, what's the weather like in your place today? Today is a good day for a speech. Are all the people attending the meeting here? It seems that there are about eight fifths. Hands up if you don't come! Good, everyone is here.
"You come very lush, I really caught a cold. ..... Today, my brother called everyone to a training camp. If my brother is wrong, we should understand each other, so my brother can't compare with everyone. You are educated people, college students, middle school students and international students. You rabble are scientific, and you know English in seven or eight countries. Dude, I'm a lout. I don't even know English in China. ..... You climbed out of the pen holder, brother, and I climbed out of the gun holder. Speaking here today really makes me feel proud and grateful. Actually, I'm not qualified to talk to you. It's like ... it's like ... yes, it's like casting pearls before swine. "
Just when the audience was crying and laughing, he gave a hint: "I won't talk much today, let's talk about three outlines first." I support the new life movement of generalissimo with both hands, which is only one of them. Pedestrians walk on the right' is really inappropriate and confusing. Think about it. Pedestrians go to the right, so who will follow the left?
"One more thing, brother, I can't figure it out: foreigners have built embassies in Dongjiaomin Lane, and we are short of China. Why don't we build an embassy in China?
"After all, China people are so weak!"
The third outline is about what he saw and heard when he entered school. Regarding the students' basketball game, he denounced the general affairs director and said, "If you are not corrupt, why is the school so bad?" How unsightly it is for a dozen people to grab a ball in their underwear! Come to my mansion tomorrow to get more money and buy more balls, one for each person, so that you won't have to fight. "