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1--Spring Water Festival 13th
I have always I believe in a truth, if a person is unlucky, his teeth will get stuck if he drinks cold water.
In fact, all this is not my fault. It was just that the day before yesterday, when I was helping in the kitchen of the restaurant, I suddenly saw a house rental notice in the newspaper.
The low price suddenly made me suffer from agitation, irregular heartbeat, shortness of breath and other signs that only occur in the elderly. In excitement, I directed the broom to beat the dustpan, causing the rag and brush to bite each other.
Originally, I could control the intensity, but their animalistic nature showed up and made a mess in the kitchen. Then I was fired naturally by the boss lady who is famous for her cruelty.
When I returned to the apartment sadly, I was about to light a fire with my fingers to grill some meat, but I happened to be seen by the drunk landlord again. She thought I was trying to set myself on fire to vent my dissatisfaction with her, so she confiscated my keys and kicked me out without saying a word.
Actually, none of this was my fault. The biggest reason why I lost my job and had no place to live was the advertisement for a house for rent. So now, in order not to sleep on the street, I have to take its advertisement to the house listed above - No. 13 Chun Shui Street.
I forgot to introduce myself. My name is Khaki and I am a witch.
Why am I a witch? In fact, I didn’t know that I would be able to command teddy bears to dance on the floor since I was born. But now her specialty is commanding all kitchen utensils to clean and making fire with her fingers. When grilling meat, one finger is enough, so it saves a lot of gas.
My life alone. Really a person.
I always thought that I was not the same kind of person as those people. The previous landlords thought I was a monster because they saw my weird behavior.
People are always shallow. In order to prove that I am a normal person, do I really have to sweep the floor with a broom with my own hands and turn on the gas so that you can make money from me?
We are really not the same kind of people. I only hope that one day I can meet a witch who is exactly like me. Of course, wizards are also allowed, so that they don't have to worry about when they will be kicked out and have no place to live.
And I am standing here now, at No. 13 Chun Shui Street. I just hope that I can find a cheap and good place to settle my life here.
2--Werther
Knocking gently on the door, I didn’t expect that a handsome guy who would make millions of girls scream would appear inside. I only hoped that a slightly handsome guy would come out. Normal people, for example, if they find me grilling meat with my fingers, they don't think I'm setting myself on fire.
No one agreed. I kept knocking, only to hear a loud noise from inside, and then a man opened the door. This man with messy hair could have filmed "The Lion King" looked at me with red eyes, leaning against the door panel and trying to support him. A shaky body.
"I'm here to rent a house..." While making sure he wouldn't pounce on me and bite me to death, I handed over the rental information and tried my best to squeeze out a smile.
He didn’t seem to appreciate my smile. He just dragged me closer and kicked the door shut. The Lion King immediately turned into a polar bear, cold and fierce. The headline of tomorrow's newspaper suddenly appeared in front of my eyes: "A young woman was murdered at No. 13 Chun Shui Street."
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Just when he was about to shout for help and wondered whether holding his legs and begging for mercy would be more useful, he dropped a sentence: "If you want a house, you have to know how to clean it. "Without even looking at me, he went back to his room like a whirlwind.
Everything happened so fast. I stood in the living room and looked around. It really looked like a furniture room. I don't know what it was. It’s not that the owner deliberately ruined it, one word is not enough to describe how miserable this place is.
The table was piled with unwashed dishes, the chairs fell to the ground like dominoes, and the waste paper was soaked. I don’t know what year he cooked the instant noodles.
I sighed. It seemed that he was a master who didn’t know how to take care of himself. Fortunately, he met me. I don’t have any merits.
After I made sure that the owner of this house would not find out about my strange witch skills, I cleaned the house.
At this time, Tian Ye. It was dark, and the polar bear who had been sleeping all day finally came out.
He glanced at the clean house, suddenly showed an elegant smile that was completely different from the one in the morning, and said to me: "My name is Werther, welcome to you. Come to No. 13 Chun Shui Street. "
3--Shock
Witt is a forensic doctor. To put it simply, he plays with dead people.
"Witt is an unusually good-looking person. "Miss Khaki, who is not very literary, said of him, "He looks much better than me. Especially his face, which is so white even without powder; his mouth, which is so red without lipstick; his hair, which is so elegant even without hair oil; his eyes, they should be so green because of wearing contact lenses. . ”
In addition to the above points, the biggest difference between us is that I am a lark and Werther is a typical night owl. I go to bed early and get up early, while Werther travels day and night.
I don’t know Maybe there was something wrong with the forensic doctor? His white clothes were stained with blood every day. The first time I saw it, I started vomiting on the spot, but I got used to it later.
It's none of my business. Apart from his work and rest schedules, Werther is a normal person with no special abilities. In other words, we are not the same kind of people. I am his tenant and the washing machine, dishwasher, mop, and cook, and he is me. The landlord was also a trasher of the environment. We were a bit distant and had no contact with each other.
But something happened one night. I originally went to bed early every night, but for some reason that day. I just couldn't sleep.
Suddenly I heard some movement next door, and I felt that Werther was going to work. I opened the door and followed him out secretly.
You can't blame me for being curious. Witches are also curious, and I have always been curious about how many corpses Werther had to dissect before he was covered in blood.
Following along, Werther walked into the hospital; Werther walked into the morgue; Werther grabbed him. Picking up a corpse; Werther showed a pair of fangs; Werther bit into the corpse; Werther... what was he doing?
I suddenly felt a cold sweat crawling up my back and cheeks, Just as I was about to turn around and run away, a hand slammed on the door faster than I could, blocking me inside.
"Ah! "My mind was spinning faster, and I looked like I had just woken up, "Why did I sleepwalk here? Are you here too? What a coincidence, I went to bed anyway. "
Werther sneered: "Did you see it? ”
“I didn’t see it, I didn’t see it. "I took a few steps back and kept a safe distance from him to prevent him from biting me. "You know, I'm short-sighted. I can't see clearly even if I'm a few steps away. If you don’t believe it, you can test it. If you stand there and gesture to me, I can’t see clearly.
As if he believed it, Werther pointed three fingers, and I said four; pointed two fingers, and I said one; and pointed one finger, and I said no.
Finally his fangs grew out, and I immediately fell to the ground in a standard motion, holding my head and shivering: "Don't eat me!"
But he continued indifferently. Walking over, I screamed and waved my hand, causing the broom placed in the corner to fly over. He tilted his head and the broom luckily hit a rather unlucky corpse.
He walked up to me and squatted down, and asked with great interest: "What on earth are you?"
4--Solace for the Soul
"I've never seen a witch as stupid as you." Master Werther, a vampire said to be from the German XXXOOO family, said to me while sitting on the sofa.
Don’t ask me what XXXOOO is. I usually use this to express long strings of nouns that I don’t want to remember.
"You're not much better." I countered not to be outdone, "A vampire needs to eat and drink blood at the same time, which is a waste of food."
"Shut up! I didn't see it. I drank the blood of dead people, and I don't have enough energy." His fangs were exposed again.
I immediately closed my mouth obediently when I saw his teeth. I have always been able to stretch and bend.
Seeing that I was aggrieved and silent, he laughed softly: "You are not a normal person anyway, so you don't have to pretend so hard in the future."
"Yes. , I will no longer have to pretend to sweep the floor with a broom. "I obviously got acquainted with him.
So life became much simpler. I saw that he was covered in blood, and it was no longer surprising that his whereabouts were suspicious. Maybe one day there won’t be blood on him, and I’ll worry that he’ll eat me for lunch. Likewise, he wouldn't be surprised to see me commanding various tools to fly around the room.
As the distance slowly got closer, I realized that this guy wouldn’t bite me and suck my blood. So I became bolder. When we are free, we sit together and talk about the interesting things that happened these days. Occasionally a savage fight would break out over a disagreement. After the room was messed up, I was forced to clean it, but he had to give me a hand.
But I still insist on looking for my own kind. When Werther sees me being so persistent, he will shake his head with regret: "I have lived well by myself for so many years, but you want to find someone of the same kind. It's really strange."
This topic usually triggers The fuse of war.
"Kaki," when I was grilling meat with my fingers, Witte sat across from me and said to me seriously, "when you are looking for similar people, you should carefully consider the differences between you and them. For example, In this way, they are a group of swans, and you are an ugly duckling..."
"An ugly duckling can also become a swan," I retorted.
"Were fairy tales good back then? Have you ever seen a duck that can turn into a swan?" His voice doubled.
I curled my lips and said nothing.
"Although they are all things with wings, due to the acquired environment and different living habits, etc., so..." He paused and made a very knowledgeable pose, "You still Not the same. "
"What's the difference?"
"I majored in biology. You dare to argue with me?"
Me I slammed the meat directly on his head: "Then, you who are omnipotent, you can take care of yourself from now on!"
Ignoring his loud wailing, I turned around and returned to my room. inside.
Werther really didn't understand. He didn't understand why I was so eager for the same kind of people. Because he's just an idiot vampire.
Later, I forgave him only after Werther stood at the door of my room and said "I am an idiot" with no self-respect N times.
No way, he needs me to help him clean and cook for him. He has been used to a comfortable life, but without me, life is more uncomfortable than death.
5--A world of the same kind
The days continue to mold in boredom, just like satellites are not so easy to deviate from their orbits.
But I don’t want too many deaths to happen, because it’s embarrassing for witches to die so easily.
Just like in a certain movie, several little wizards lived as tenaciously as Xiaoqiang no matter how many difficulties they encountered.
So it was very interesting to quarrel and fight with Werther every day, because watching him twist his face and ask me to apologize has become a very proud pleasure. It seems that my mind is also horribly twisted.
I found another job in a restaurant, and Werther continued to work as his forensic examiner, which gave him numerous opportunities to be in and out of the morgue at any time.
He is much more satisfied with the current situation than I am, although he emphasizes that he is a vampire with dignity.
Until one day I met someone.
Meeting Miko was a very accidental thing. He came to our restaurant for dinner that day, and he happened to be the only customer in the restaurant at that time.
He moved his hand gently, and the pepper shaker on the next table flew towards him through the air. Then he turned around and saw me standing there holding a plate in a daze.
After waiting for 20 years to finally see my kind, my joy cannot be described in words.
After I performed in front of Miko a series of skills that I felt very proud of, such as flying a broom and lighting fire with my fingers, I finally convinced him that I was also a witch.
After he finished eating, I said my request with great anticipation: "Can you take me to your place?"
A clinging woman is scary. Yes, originally he didn't want to agree but had to give in in the end. He and I agreed to pick me up here at 10 o'clock tomorrow.
After I got home, I started packing proudly. Werther sat on the sofa and asked me more than once: "Do you really want to go? Have you really considered going?"
< p> I took the trouble to answer: "Yes."He was so aggrieved that he pulled the corner of my clothes: "Then you go, who will help me clean and cook? You know, just drink blood I can’t get enough to drink.”
I said to him very earnestly: “You can find a finisher and I won’t accept oppression anymore.”
Werther was very pitiful. looked at me. After all, after staying together for long enough, I felt unbearable. But my 20-year wish still prevailed, and I turned my head away from him.
The next day, Mi Ke took me half a mile to an ancient alley.
Before going in, he asked repeatedly: "Do you really want to go in?" I walked directly into the alley and expressed my firm determination with actions.
The moment I walked into the alley, I found myself entering a completely different world. Broomsticks and flying carpets are flying all over the sky. Pedestrians are still in a hurry, but the direction of displacement is calculated based on one invisibility. Children are waving magic wands on the streets.
Mi Ke reminded me from behind: "Follow me." He took me to a small classroom, where five or six-year-old children were sitting, "You just study hard here. Bar.
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"Study? ” I repeated his words, “Study with them?” ”
Miko said with a grunt: “If you want to stay here, you have to learn a lot. You have to learn everything in the wizarding world.” ”
“Then how can we learn with them?” I'm 20 years old. "I was a little unconvinced.
When I was talking, I saw a 5-year-old little girl smiling, as if she was joking with the children at the same table, and commanding the broom next to the podium to dance.
Another little boy also started to conduct the piano to accompany the broom. Their skillful skills kept my words in my mouth.
The class started and I listened to everything the teacher said. I didn’t understand, because I didn’t receive early childhood education in the wizarding world. I chanted the invisibility spell and still had my feet running around on the ground. I chanted the flying spell but my body didn’t obey and hit the wall.
My juggling act thoroughly entertained these children. They laughed and yelled wildly in class, and they couldn't be persuaded, so the school had to be suspended for a day.
I escaped. After entering school, I was ready to find a job that suited me, but the recruitment notices all said "Unleveled Flying Skills", "Level 8 Transformation Skills", "Level 6 Invisibility Skills", etc. No one wanted to recruit someone who couldn't get it. A wizard diploma only makes brooms fly around.
Annoyed, I went to the restaurant to get back to my profession, but I saw that the waitress there could turn the wine into a rabbit in front of the guests. Beating with joy, I completely lost faith in my so-called witchcraft.
Mi Ke was waiting for me at the door. Before I could speak, he took me to the alley: "You are a wizard. It's just that I was born in the wrong environment, and now it's really difficult to learn from scratch. He touched my head and said, "So, you'd better live a good life outside. The outside world is more suitable for you." "
6--Werther's Story
He returned to Chun Shui Street dejectedly, only to find that Werther did not go to eat on time but sat on the sofa with a cute smile: "You're back? After saying that, he quickly stuffed the pot into my arms, "Kaki, I'm hungry." ”
I threw the pot on the floor and sat next to him in annoyance. But he came closer to me with energy: “Kaki, if you don’t want to cook, I will tell you a story, okay?” good? "
He began to tell his story:
"Actually, I was the same as you in the past. My mother is a real vampire. She traveled thousands of miles to get married for my father, and then she gave birth to me.
"I am a vampire. One day I couldn't help it and bit a friend on the neck. From then on, everyone called me a monster and did not dare to approach me. I was like this I was lonely. I once wanted to find a companion. After my parents died, I went back to my mother's family and wanted to live with them. But the adults didn't like me and the children bullied me. I don’t think I’m a pure vampire and I have too much popularity. Likewise, I can’t stand them either. They will bite a living person at any time when they are hungry.
“Later, a watcher appeared. My brother locked me in the basement as a prank, and no one cared about me no matter how loud I screamed. I was only 13 years old at the time. I was locked up for a whole night and my throat became hoarse.
"Later, my grandpa released me. He said that I am not from the vampire world. Although I have the nature of a vampire, if I live in the human world for a long time, I will not understand their authentic vampires.
"I came back here alone, and my grandfather's words made me understand that I am not the same as humans, and I will not be the same as vampires after all. I can only live alone. "
Witt paused and continued: "It's just that I recently discovered that Khaki, we are on the same page. We can be together and work hard to survive.
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I looked up at him. He was still smiling: "Kaki, we must support each other. "His green eyes flashed with tenderness, "Let's live well here. "
Looking at him, my heart felt blocked. Yes. I finally understood that only here can anyone truly welcome me, and only Werther can truly accept me.
< p> "So, you can go cook now, I'm starving. "Witt picked up the pot and continued to stuff it into my arms."Witt, go to hell. "I threw the pot directly at him.
7--A shelter
After get off work, I sat on the corner of the restaurant to bask in the sun. Although it was sunset, the sun shone brightly. My whole body is so warm that I can move like a cat without even wanting to move.
I think of what Werther said yesterday, but I can’t help but smile.
Werther, I never told you. I still remember that I would direct the little bear doll to dance as soon as I opened my eyes. My parents were so scared that they left me in the orphanage.
Growing up, I was alone and everyone else was alone. Think of me as a monster, so I have to be careful when doing anything with magic.
The reason why I am so eager to find my kind is because I need a place to stay, not just a place to live. , but I hope to do the same thing as similar people.
But I met a wizard, and he told me that I was not suitable to live with them.
Werther, you are the first person to say to me, "We are on the same page, we can work together and survive"
The sun shines through the tips of my hair and shines on my eyes. At this time, a figure stood in front of me and wailed loudly: "Go back and cook and clean quickly, the house is a mess. You forgot, that's your home too, you sloppy woman. "
After Werther complained, he looked at me very sadly. I stood up, patted the dust on my body, and stretched out my hand to him: "Hey, stop mumbling and go home. "Witt smiled and took my hand; "Okay, go home. ”
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