How about sitting in the kitchen sink and feng shui to things?

The problem you mentioned does not exist at all, and it has nothing to do with Feng Shui. The sink can go in any direction, as long as it is convenient and comfortable for you and does not interfere with others. In fact, there are not many things related to Feng Shui in real life. Not everything is related to feng shui. Don't have anything to do with feng shui, okay?