Yellow and funny jokes
1. George wants to go to the bathroom. He was afraid that someone would steal his beer, so he wrote a note: I spit in the cup. He came back and found a sentence added to the paper: I threw up, too.
2. I once liked a girl who was young, with a little expectation and some helplessness. Although she is someone else's love, I hope she will always be lovely!
3. The young man farted, and the woman next to him put three bah, bah, bah! The young man asked unhurriedly, Comrade, why did you spit out the nuts when you ate fart?
4. If you want to have a happy day, drink more wine; If you want to be happy in January, you must find the feeling; If you want to be happy for a year, you must give up your troubles; If you want to be happy all your life, don't follow the new trend.
5. I am disgusted to see more and more actresses in love action movies open accounts in Sina Weibo. This is a group of Japanese who killed the most people in China, and they are extremely guilty!
6. Two frogs fell in love. After they got married, they gave birth to a clam. The male frog was furious and said, bitch, what's the matter? The mother frog cried and said, Dad, I had plastic surgery before I met you.
7. A friend asked the bat how he married a mouse. The bat has tears in his eyes, which is meaningful: alas! That day, he ate Viagra, with strong firepower, jumped on the ceiling and gave him a hand.
In the 1980s, fellow villagers met fellow villagers and went to sea to do business. In the 1990 s, when fellow villagers met fellow villagers, they lied to you without consulting; In the 2000 s, villagers met villagers and were busy with lawsuits.
9. During an army exercise, a cannonball accidentally fell into Gua Tian, and a soldier was sent to inspect it. A man in rags said with a sad face: This is not only stealing a melon, but also peeling it.
10. Q: Recently, Mr. Guo finally surpassed Aoi sora in the number of fans. How does Mr. Guo feel about this? Degang Guo: The bald man is finally naked!
Aauto Quicker's Funny Joke (Classic)
1. A customer angrily ran into the tailor's shop, pointed to the fashion designed by the owner for him and said, "I was standing on the street corner yawning, and two messenger guys stuffed the letter into my mouth!"
2. Wife: I will get rid of the habit of swearing, so don't hit people easily, okay? Husband: OK, if you scold me again, I'll kill you! Wife: Bastard! Don't you fucking dare!
Wife: Boss, give my husband a bottle of rice wine. Boss: Is one bottle enough? Your husband is famous for his drinking. Wife: Drinking may not be enough, but smashing a bottle should be enough.
My little nephew was sick once. After he came back from the hospital, he kept crying and said, I want to be a turtle. Why did he become a turtle? Answer: The tortoise's shell is so big and hard that the needle can't get in.
A priest advised the poor to believe in religion. He asked a poor man, "Would you rather go to heaven or hell after death?" The poor man replied, "Alas! You see, where the corn flour is cheap, go there!
6. The father reprimanded his son: The neighbor was very unhappy because you broke his son's eyes. You said it was an accident. Is it true?/You don't say. The son said, of course it's true. I want to hit him on the nose.
When a country finds it difficult to recruit soldiers, it will post a notice saying that if it does military service, it will get a beautiful woman. An ugly woman stopped at the military station and said to the staff, excuse me, can a female soldier marry her husband?
8. A middle-aged man is buying underwear. He looked at a pair of trousers carefully and suddenly asked, Do you look good in them? I only heard the salesgirl say angrily, Go home and ask your wife!
9. I can't eat in the morning because I miss you; I can't eat at noon because I miss you more; I can't eat at night because I miss you crazily; I can't sleep at night because ... I'm hungry.
10. When winter comes, men who go out to work will come back. She looked at the geese flying south in the sky and thought, geese, geese, women who wait for men actually have a common name with you: migratory birds.