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Funny quotes with pictures about the hot weather

When the weather is hot, everyone wants to vent, so you might as well post something about the hot weather and add a funny picture to make everyone happy. Below I recommend some funny pictures of hot weather for everyone. I hope it will be useful to you.

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?Weather It’s so hot. Pictures tell you: Minutes after leaving the house, hours after sweating, all that’s missing between me and the barbecue is a pinch of cumin. Funny quotes about the hot weather

1. Tieguai Li: What kind of medicine is sold in my gourd? It's all wind oil essence, and whoever applies it will get a cool breeze.

2. If the heat continues like this, the wings will melt instead of folding; mosquitoes will no longer bite people, only cold water pipes; hot dry noodles no longer need to be cooked; raw eggs will no longer be available; clothes It can be worn after washing; there is no need to ignite the car when starting it.

3. The weather is so hot that people want to run naked.

4. I picked up a dollar on the side of the road and immediately gave it to the policeman. The policeman yelled: Guawazi, you want to burn me to death?

5 .The cornfield in our house has almost turned into a popcorn field.

6. I am not fat, I just expand and contract with heat.

7. Biaohan’s life.

8. The girl’s hair on the bus was all over my face.

9. Frying people.

10. In July, in the blue sky, the sun hung like a fireball, and the clouds seemed to be burned by the sun and disappeared without a trace.

11. Spring has gone with the falling flowers, and summer has come, covered with green leaves, jumping in the warm wind

12. On the ground The soil was scalding hot from the sun, and several dark-brown pot-bellied crickets were jumping around like springs.

13. The scorching sun tore the skin of the earth apart.

14. Today, the sun is scorching like fire, and the cicadas are screaming loudly.

15. There was no cloud in the sky, no wind, a scorching sun overhead, and all the trees stood there listlessly.

16. The scorching sun was in the sky, and on both sides of the road, the ripe grains were so hot that they bent over and lowered their heads. Grasshoppers, as numerous as blades of grass, make a faint but noisy chirp in the wheat and rye fields and in the reeds on the shore.

17. In July, in the blue sky, the sun hung like a fireball, and the clouds seemed to be burned by the sun and disappeared without a trace.

18. In the weather in July, the sun is so hot that it makes people sweat.

19. In the midsummer of July, there is no cloud in the blue sky. The hot sun is scorching the earth, the water in the river is hot to the touch, and the soil in the ground is smoking.

20. Green grass, reeds and red, white, and purple wildflowers are scorched by the fiery sun hanging high in the sky, and the air is filled with a sweet and intoxicating atmosphere. Sentences about hot weather

1. In midsummer, it is so hot that even dragonflies only dare to fly close to the shade of trees, as if they are afraid that the sun will damage their wings.

2. The midsummer sunshine is like being dipped in pepper water, and there is no shade on the open street.

3. The sun was scorching the earth, and the sound of cicadas was heard not far away.

4. The sun makes people restless and impatient even when they are enjoying the shade under the trees.

5. The scorching sun in August is like a fire umbrella. At noon, the sky is dazzlingly bright, like a large white tinplate that has been heated. The twigs of the weeping willows on the roadside were motionless, the trees shrank into a ball, and the leaves covered with a layer of dust were curled up. The asphalt road surface was also soft in the sun. Looking into the distance, there seemed to be a transparent vapor rising on the deserted road.

6. The blazing fire umbrellas hung high in the sky, so hot that the fish in the river did not dare to come out of the water, the birds did not dare to fly out of the mountains and forests, and even the dogs in the village just stretched out their tongues and panted endlessly. .

7. After cleaning the room, I went downstairs to the garbage bin. As soon as I walked out of the corridor door, I felt the heat wave hit me. When I looked up again, I saw blue sky and clouds. The silk is floating, and the dazzling sunshine shines on my head. ?The yard was quiet, and none of the old people taking a morning walk could be seen. I thought to myself, it’s so hot early in the morning, how will I survive at noon!

8. The willow tree on the street seems to be sick, the leaves are hung with dust and curled up on the branches. Not moving at all. The road was glowing with white light, and the vendors did not dare to shout. The plexiglass signs at the store entrances seemed to have been burned away by the sun.

9. The weather is so hot today! The scorching sun is scorching the earth mercilessly, and the earth is scorching hot, as if a huge cage is suffocating people.

10. The scorching sun was in the sky, and on both sides of the road, ripe grains bent over in the heat and lowered their heads. Grasshoppers are as numerous as blades of grass, making a faint but noisy chirp in the wheat and rye fields, in the wheat and rye fields, and in the reeds on the shore.

11. The sun is like fire, the earth is like a steamer, and it is so hot that people can’t breathe.

12. The leaves of the big trees on both sides of the road were sunburned and drooped listlessly, and the grass was also wilted by the sun, like eggplants beaten by frost. Where are the people? Some people turned on the air conditioners, some people turned on the electric fans, and some people fanned themselves with fans?

13. Working outside The people were sweating profusely and kept saying: "It's so hot today! It would be great if we were at home. It would be so comfortable to turn on the air conditioner, but now it's so hot, so hot. We are sweating profusely and feel like drowned chickens. It's really uncomfortable!"

14. The asphalt road is softer than grass in the sun. You can’t pull your feet out when you step on it, and it has an unpleasant smell of burnt wood. The white building stands quietly in the dusk light, gentle and reserved. There are only a few hills in the distance. It accepts the embrace of the sunset with infinite enthusiasm. It is so brilliant that people dare not look at it for a long time.

15. It was the hottest noon in summer, and the southern sun threw hundreds of millions of high temperatures away from its nuclear furnace without any scruples. At this time, except for those who were soaking in the Li River and those who worked in air-conditioned areas, everyone else was feeling groggy and top-heavy.

16. There were bursts of light smoke in the sky. Needless to say, it was baked by the sun. The clouds turned into gas and sank into the water.

17. Look, the puppy is lying on the ground panting, as if saying: "Hey, I can't stand the heat!" The cicada is tearing its throat on the tree, and keeps calling: "This It’s so hot in summer! The sun has almost dried the moisture on my body. ?The seedlings in the field were bent by the sun, and they said feebly: ?Thirsty! Thirsty! I am going to die of thirst!?

18. At noon one day in midsummer, the scorching sun did not stop me. Roast everything on the earth mercilessly. The earth was scorched and hot by the sun, and it seemed as if a huge steam envelope was covering the ground, making it suffocating.

19. At noon in midsummer, the scorching sun scorches everything in front of you mercilessly: the cement floor in the community and the building opposite are like bronze mirrors, glaring so hard that you can’t even open your eyes. .

20. The trees all drooped their heads, feebly enduring this difficult time, and raised their heads from time to time, as if to see if there were dark clouds passing by in the distant sky. At this time, the ground seemed to be covered by a huge steam blanket, making people breathless and hot. Hiding in the air-conditioned room, I just hoped for a heavy rain soon.

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