A simple cross talk about responsibility

Cross talk: Who is responsible?

Author: Jia Liquan

A: Hello everyone! My surname is Shi, which means "Shi" from Shi Shi. My name is Shi Chang, and I may be at the department level.

B: Hello everyone! My surname is Ju, "Ju" means "Ju" who works hard, and is two levels shorter than "Shi". I may be a county-level official, called Ju Chang.

C: Hello everyone! My surname is Zhu, Zhu Shimao's "Zhu", and I are on the same level as "Ju". As long as "Ju" is the principal county, I cannot be a deputy county. My name is Zhu Ren.

Ding: Hello everyone, my surname is Bao, which means "bao" for protecting the family and the country. I am inferior to others, my waist is not straight, and I have no "level", so I am called a security guard. Look at the name my parents gave me. When others hear it, they know that I am a gatekeeper.

A: Among the four of us, I am the oldest.

Ding: I am the youngest!

C: Go! Go to the other side! It's not my turn yet, why are you interrupting?

B: So do you! I haven’t said it yet!

C: Just now, I told you about him.

B: Where are you talking about?

A: Speaking of, let me report to the audience that I am the oldest.

B: Oh,...I am the second child!

C: Hahahahaha! ...I am older than "Bao" and younger than "Ju".

Ding: Are you talking about position, or age?

C: Do you still need to say it? It must be age! ...Besides, do I need to repeat my position? It's all written on my name - "Director"! You,...security guard, can't get a word in!

Ding: Why can’t you get a word in?

C: This is a communication between leaders, do you understand? You have no level!

A: Okay, stop making trouble. What is the purpose of our coming here today?

B: Talk about cross talk!

C: The name of the cross talk is...

Ding: Who is responsible!

A: Whose responsibility? !

B: I don’t know! What's up?

C: Huh? Security guard, the boss and the second boss are asking you! What's up? Whose responsibility is it?

Ding: How could I know? Zhu Ren——the third child!

A: Huh? Stop talking. Everyone, let me give you guidance. Recently, our city's court announced a major and sad thing. Do you know?

Yi Bing Ding: What's going on? !

A: There was an old lady who fell down while walking across the street and fell into someone else's shoes! ......

B: Hi, this matter has been going on for several years, and now the court has decided it!

C: I heard that after the old lady was thrown down, a driver happened to drive by and did a good deed. He picked her up and took her to the hospital. He also paid 200 yuan for her medical expenses in advance. It was Lei Feng!

A: Good people will definitely be rewarded!

C: What? ! Bad luck to the good guys!

A: What’s so unlucky? The result is...

B: ...was blackmailed! The court ruled that the driver should pay the old lady over 100,000 yuan!

Ding: But for him, the price of being "Lei Feng" is too high!

C: Do you think the court made arbitrary decisions? !

B: That’s right!

A: Oh.

C: Who will dare to do good deeds in the future? !

Ding: That’s not true. Now, the old lady must be the focus of the city and a famous figure!

A: Why, she is still all-powerful?

B: She changed the social atmosphere! Go against Comrade Lei Feng!

C: If Lei Feng were here,...he would definitely be afraid of her!

A: Oh? Why?

Ding: Lei Feng is also afraid of blackmailing! If you don’t tell me what good deeds you have done, you might have to be punished one by one!

B: That makes sense.

C: You said that as one of the "mothers" in China, she has worked hard to educate her children since she was young, and she was originally respected by the society.

But why was she so short-sighted in her later years - trying to do something wrong? Society, what's going on?

A: Therefore, the city government takes this matter very seriously!

Ding: How important is it?

B: Definitely call a meeting and talk it over and it will be done. Nothing has changed, the sound of the waves remains the same!

C: It can’t be that simple, right? I heard that the mayor has become anxious recently!

Ding: Oh, are they afraid of losing their official positions?

C: If there is such a possibility, can he not be anxious?

A: The mayor said that this time, something like this happened in this city, which had a great negative impact, and the whole country is paying attention! The mayor must seriously deal with those responsible and hold them accountable! ......

B: Accountability?

C: Yes, who is to blame?

Ding: That’s right, whose is it?

A: Let’s demonstrate it and see who is responsible? ......

Yi Bing Ding: OK! How to act?

A: I will play the mayor of this city? How about it? ah? Hahahahaha! ......

Yi Bing Ding: Huh? ...Why do you always "become" such a big official?

A: Do you have no brains? ...guess, guess! ...Do you understand?

B: (Ask C) Do you understand what he means?

C: I don’t understand! (Ask Ding again) Do you understand what Shi means?

Ding: My security guard doesn’t understand what Shi means! Hi! ...We have all become Japs! ...

A: OK, since you don’t understand, I’ll tell you...

Yi, Bing and Ding: ...say --ah!

A: Hahaha! ...Because, my surname is Shi! My name is Shi Chang. When others hear it, they will know that I am the mayor!

Yi Bing Ding: How can that be possible!

A: No one is as stupid as you! Isn't it just acting?

B: ...What about me, whose surname is Ju?

A: Just play the role of the director!

C: My surname is Zhu, so I play the role of director?

A: Hahaha, Xiao Zhu is still smart!

Ding: What about me?

A: You? Isn't your name "security guard"?

Ding: Yes!

A: ...Oh, your official position has been reassigned, and you continue to act as the government's security guard. Wait a moment. When I hold you accountable, you usually have nothing to do. You will be responsible for the security during our meetings.

Ding: Ouch, my mother! Am I too unlucky? Why don't you have any official luck? ......

A: Hahaha, from now on, I, the "mayor", will be recognized by you comrades! I'll just take it for a while. Maybe, things will take turns, and you have to cooperate!

B: Hahaha! ......picture!

C: What does it look like? ! ...he's just like! Look, his demeanor, temperament, and garlic nose are so similar!

A: Does it look like? Hahaha!

B: Like!

A: Who does it look like?

C: Khrushchev!

Ding: It’s not like that!

B: It doesn’t look like it? Who do you think it looks like? !

Ding: Like the village party secretary in my village - his nickname is: Wang Big Nose!

B: Hahahaha! ......hehe? Lao Shi, how could they treat you like this?

A: It doesn’t matter.

B: So are you! What I just meant was that Lao Shi... is more "mayor" than the mayor! How can you understand this? Don't vilify Lao Shi, praise him! (Changes to crying) I want to pay him silent tribute and give him flowers! ......

A: Okay! Say no more.

As long as we demonstrate it well, it doesn't matter what you say to me!

B: Hahahaha, I think Lao Shi is the material to be the mayor! Don't blame them for being blind!

Bingding: Who is blind?

B: Did you all just...?

Bingding: Just now, we were testing you! We all support, approve and love him as mayor!

B: Oh, you all... ganged up to bully me, an unarmed tough guy!

Bingding: Hahahaha!

A: Hahaha, stop making trouble. Do you all agree with me "becoming" the mayor?

Yi Bing Ding: As long as the provincial party committee decides! As long as the superior organizational department does not object!

A: OK! Shall we start?

Yi Bingding: Mayor, just speak!

A: Hahahahaha! ...In my family, there has never been such a great "official". I really want to honor my ancestors! This time, I will definitely perform well and strive for a good presentation! Maybe, the higher-level organizational department will actually talk to me. I am looking forward to taking office as soon as possible! Hehehe...

B: Look! ...Does he still take it seriously? !

C: Why not take it seriously?

Ding: That’s right! Who doesn’t want to be an official and is addicted to it? ! Look at my fate, that of a security guard!

A: Hey! You are the leaders of each functional department, right? Are everyone here? ...Everyone has it! stand at attention! With the Chairman of the National Development and Reform Commission as the center, we should align ourselves with the Central Government! ...Look forward! ...Look right, look ahead! Take a break and stand at attention! ...comrades! Ah, this time, we are temporarily conducting an accountability exercise. I hope that all departments, comrades, and leaders will actively cooperate without a colon! Only when the performance is complete can we find the person responsible and hold him accountable! ah? Shall we start? ......

C: (Ask B) "Mayor" has been a soldier?

B: It seems that he was a militia battalion commander!

A: Quiet! Individual personnel, please stop muttering! ah? That's right, ah, directors! Directors! Comrades! ...This morning, as the mayor of this city, I summoned the "top leaders" of various government departments to hold an emergency and temporary meeting! I think some comrades may already know the content of today’s meeting! However, I still emphasize and announce the content of the meeting. ah? Just for it! This, huh? Recently, what happened on the urban roads in our city was that an old lady fell down and blackmailed others. After being exposed by the media, the negative impact it had! Today, our meeting thoughts and tasks are to let everyone reason, analyze and summarize, which department should be held responsible for such a thing? You must speak bravely and don’t worry about anything or have any worries! It's your own responsibility, it's your own responsibility! Don't run away! Be realistic! After determining who is responsible, remove him from office on the spot! As a warning! It’s easy to do the next step of the work! But I also ask and remind everyone: everyone should think carefully and speak accurately! Don't shirk responsibility! Of course, the argument should be presented in a short and concise manner. Don’t be long-winded, but keep it simple and clear! I hope everyone can speak enthusiastically and brainstorm. ...Let’s start with the speech from the Director of the National Development and Reform Commission!

C: Did you see it? He entered the role of "mayor" very quickly! Even before you really become a person, you are already full of official air!

B: That’s right. He talks like a mayor.

A: What are you talking about? ! Be serious! ...Everyone must abide by meeting discipline! If you have something to say, bring it to the table, don’t discuss it in private! ...Director of the National Development and Reform Commission, you go ahead!

B: (quietly to C) Huh? The mayor said what about you, let’s start from you...

C: I’m not the director of the National Development and Reform Commission, why start from me?

B: You should talk to the mayor about this.

C: You...you bully others!

B: Aren’t we giving a demonstration? Cooperate with the mayor's work!

A: Comrades, we are very busy at work, and there are still many things waiting for us to do and deal with! Please hurry up! ......

C: Oh, mayor. Regarding this matter, our National Development and Reform Commission is not fully prepared... I think that when we analyze things, we must proceed from the perspective of dialectical materialism and seek truth from facts, right? Principle, we still need it! ah? Regarding the occurrence of such a thing, we should not let the National Development and Reform Commission take charge of it. It has nothing to do with us at all. Right? Our purpose is to promote social and economic development and reform and make society richer! But as society develops and the economy improves, how can the old lady blackmail people casually? It has caused such a big negative impact on our society and attracted the attention of the whole country, which shows that our social civilization has not kept up! The old lady’s blackmail fully proves this point! Therefore, I think the Civilization Office should be responsible for this matter.

B: I don’t agree with the opinion of the Director of the National Development and Reform Commission! I think that the old lady’s fall should not be handled by our Civilization Office! Think about it, her blackmailing people shows that she is not civilized at all. But why is she so uncivilized? It’s not enough to explain that she didn’t receive a good education! Therefore, the Education Bureau should be responsible for this matter!

C: I don’t agree with the director of the Civilization Office! I think, why did she fall while crossing the road? It means she has bad eyesight. I figured she might have cataracts. Therefore, our Education Bureau is not responsible for her blackmailing people and causing a bad impact on society, but the Health Bureau should be held responsible!

B: I oppose the views of the Secretary for Education! I believe that our health bureau should not bear this unexpected and ridiculous responsibility. Do you know? Regularly looking at green plants can protect your eyes and improve your vision! Think about it, why does the old lady have bad eyes? It shows that there are no trees in our environment. This fully shows that our city’s forestry department has not fulfilled its responsibilities, has not built a garden city that “plants trees and greens the motherland”, and has not done its job well! Therefore, the responsibility should be borne by the Forestry Bureau!

C: I don’t agree with the Director of Health’s erroneous remarks about cloud cover! You say, if an old lady was knocked down while walking on the street, how could she blame the Forestry Bureau? Others don’t believe it either! ...If the old lady really has cataracts, it is because the hospital affiliated to your health bureau failed to cure her, which is why her eyesight is bad! If anyone wants to be held accountable, the Coal Bureau and the Gardening Department should be held accountable, as they bear unshirkable responsibility! ...Why do I say that? Think about it, why are there not many trees in our city? Isn’t it because the coal department produces less coal? ! Therefore, old ladies cook and burn branches and wood, which hinders the green development of forestry.

So, she didn’t see green, her eyesight was bad, and she fell down!

B: I object to the ridiculous and wrong inference of the forestry director! Our coal department is really wronged! You said, if the old lady stepped on a piece of coal and fell down while walking on the road, she would not be unjust if she blamed us! You say, if she wasn’t stepped on a piece of coal, thrown down and had the negative impact of blackmailing, how could she blame us? It’s so baffling! Besides, can we not produce more coal? Now that the country has closed many small coal mines and the price of coal has gone up, we still want to make more money! Why don’t we produce much coal? Isn’t it because the financial department allocates not much money? Therefore, this responsibility should be held by the Finance Bureau!

C: I think what the coal director said is really nonsense! ah? ! Is the amount allocated to you still insufficient? As the saying goes, it’s hard for a clever wife to make a meal without rice! The small amount of funds allocated shows that the financial resources are weak! As we all know, our fiscal revenue comes from national taxes and local taxes. If the tax revenue is not much, how can we have fiscal wealth? How can I call you? I think you, the "black-faced hero," have drunk too much, and you are acting so carelessly here! Do you sound like what people say? snort! How dare you say this! ...This matter is very clear and the responsibility lies with the tax bureau!

B: I don’t agree with the Financial Secretary’s point of view! Our tax department is very dedicated! We all tax according to law. Anyway, it’s those taxpayers who collect so much tax every year, so the Economic and Trade Commission is to blame! Why doesn’t the Economic and Trade Commission fully mobilize the market economy? Why don’t the ranks of small traders and hawkers expand and grow? ! Therefore, this responsibility should lie with the future of economy and trade!

C: What the tax commissioner said makes sense. However, our Economic and Trade Committee does have difficulties. If you want to develop a team of small traders and hawkers, you can only recruit them from the countryside. Citizens in the city will not work as small traders and hawkers. Therefore, I believe that this responsibility should lie with the Bureau of Industry and Information Technology. Because they are preventing farmers from moving into cities to develop! I heard that some migrant workers are angry and want to beat them!

B: Director of the Economic and Trade Commission, you may not know something. Now, when farmers come to the city, our Industry and Information Technology Bureau has already opened the door! Our slogan is: “Warmly welcome migrant workers to develop in cities”! Maybe you remember? Many companies now experience recruitment shortages every year. I am so distressed that I just have to kneel down to the migrant workers! Therefore, the conclusion made by the Chairman of the Economic and Trade Commission is somewhat unrealistic. When such a situation occurs, I think the Agriculture Bureau should be responsible! Because farmers now farm and no longer pay agricultural taxes, they are willing to farm at home. The Agricultural Bureau also prevents farmers from going to cities! They also constantly reprimanded the farmers: Don’t forget your identity, do whatever you have to do, and don’t neglect your job!

C: Mayor, our Agriculture Bureau is really wronged! We also continue to encourage farmers to move to cities, because now there is less land and they no longer pay agricultural taxes. The income of our Agricultural Bureau's personnel is also less! The rural population has increased, but with that little land, is it possible to prevent farmers from moving to cities? If it affects farmers from migrating to cities to work, blame the traffic police department, that is, the public security department. They often rob migrant workers' way to work in the city, and often search their motorcycles, scaring them so much that they dare not go to the city to work! Therefore, I propose that this responsibility should be shouldered by the Public Security Bureau! Because they prevent farmers from going to cities to work!

B: Are we a little off topic? Today we are discussing the old lady’s blackmail. It's not about stopping farmers from moving into the city. It's just nonsense! When our traffic police check the car, are they checking whether they have a driver's license according to regulations? Have you ever drunk and driven? What does this have to do with the old lady falling? If you want to blame this, blame the tourism bureau! I thought that the old lady might be visiting the city, and the tourism bureau did not take care of the safety of tourists!

C: When the old lady fell, how is it that our Tourism Bureau is responsible? This is the responsibility of the Work Safety Bureau! Safe, safe! If it is not the responsibility of the Work Safety Supervision Bureau, then whose responsibility is it? Therefore, the mayor’s accountability should be explained by the Work Safety Bureau.

B: Just now, the tourism director’s remarks are extremely irresponsible and just nonsense! You are shirking your own mistakes and responsibilities! Do you know the nature of the work of the Work Safety Supervision Bureau? The work safety supervision bureau supervises and inspects each unit, not individuals.

The specific implementation of safety rules is inspected and supervised by the safety department of the unit where they work. You don’t understand, you are just talking nonsense! If the responsibility is to be investigated, the Civil Affairs Bureau should be held accountable. This is the responsibility of the Civil Affairs Bureau!

C: Why is our Civil Affairs Bureau responsible? This is obviously a matter of the Personnel Bureau! The task of our Civil Affairs Bureau is to perform the important functions of "sharing the worries of the government at the top and relieving the worries of the masses at the bottom", such as disaster relief, support, special care and resettlement, and minimum living security for urban and rural residents, all the way to everyone here to Marx Cremation issues after registration, etc. You said, is it a bit harmful for the Work Safety Supervision Bureau to push an old lady who was still alive and well to our Civil Affairs Bureau funeral parlor because she was thrown? What a nonsense! I think if we want to be held accountable, we should hold the Personnel Bureau accountable!

B: I think the really messy one is the Civil Affairs Bureau! The first half of the civil affairs director's speech sounded like human speech, but the end was not human speech. It stinks! ...Our Personnel Bureau, in accordance with the spirit and attitude of being highly responsible for the people, declares scientifically, realistically, and without any righteousness, that this responsibility should be borne by the Sports Bureau! What I say is well-founded. Do you think, why did the old lady get thrown down while crossing the road? Didn’t she learn physical education well when she was in school? ! ...Like a flying man - Liu Xiang, when did you ever get knocked down while crossing the road? ! ah? ...I'm done!

C: I agree with the slogan just said by the Personnel Director, but I am extremely disgusted by his way of shirking responsibility! Before my meeting, I researched the experiences of older women. She hasn't even gone to school, so how can she talk about sports? I thought, why didn't she go to school? It is caused by our poor labor and social security! Therefore, this responsibility should be shouldered by the Bureau of Labor and Social Security!

B: I don’t object to the sports director’s statement: “In the past... labor and social security were not adequate...”. In the past, why did we fail to protect ourselves? ! Isn’t it because the country is poor? As the saying goes, if there is no water in the big river, how can there be no water in the small river? ! Therefore, in the past, old ladies could not afford to go to school. Don’t blame us for not providing enough protection. The country is poor! ...So, I suggest, investigate, how did she fall? Why did she fall? What caused her to blackmail someone after she fell? Why did she cross the road? ... After analysis and analysis, I feel that this is the job of the Audit Bureau, and they have not done a good job in auditing! This responsibility should be borne by the Audit Bureau!

C: What? Why are you complaining about our Audit Bureau? ! baffling! This is simply unreasonable! I think that the old lady’s fall may have been caused by a lack of calcium in her body! The food she eats must be low in calcium! Therefore, it is easy to fall! Or, the high-calcium tablets she took were fake! …So, my point is clear, this is the FDA’s responsibility! It is their lack of supervision that has led to the circulation of poisonous food in the market, and the emergence of a large number of fake medicines in hospitals and pharmacies! They are the unforgivable sins! The old lady was thrown because she failed to fulfill her obligations and responsibilities!

B: Another nonsense! The responsibility for the negative impact caused by the old lady being thrown cannot be placed on our Food and Drug Administration! ...I also looked into this, why was she thrown down? She went to the supermarket across the street to buy wine. The wine sold by the supermarket owner was expensive and she couldn't buy it. She was very angry and it was caused by her lack of concentration when crossing the road! ...I think this is the responsibility of the Price Bureau! Why do I say that? Because the wine sold in supermarkets is expensive, it’s because the price bureau doesn’t supervise it well!

C: The words of the director of the Food and Drug Administration are very bad! Is this the responsibility of our Price Bureau? ! The old lady is not doing business and has nothing to do with the price of the items. What about the responsibility of the Price Bureau? You want to say that after she was thrown, we didn't send anyone to determine how much her fall was worth, right? Play the piano randomly! According to my imagination, she may have bought a house and went to the Land Resources and Housing Administration Bureau to apply for a certificate, right? ...So, the responsibility should be borne by the Land, Resources and Housing Administration!

B: The words of the Price Director are pure fiction! It’s purely Ziwu’s fiction! Recently, our Land Resources and Housing Bureau reviewed all the information in recent years and did not find that this old lady came to our bureau to handle business.

You said that the price director has this mouth. Apart from eating and drinking, he starts making up lies to coax everyone. How sad! How could a party cadre make up such irresponsible nonsense! ...I wonder if everyone has noticed? Recently, due to the continuous increase in population and vehicles, environmental indicators have continued to deteriorate. When have our air indicators ever been "excellent"? I thought that the old lady might not be able to stand the car exhaust on the road and was in a hurry to go home. She only fell down when she took the bus on the opposite road. Therefore, this responsibility should be shouldered by the Environmental Protection Bureau!

C: The director’s speech just now was also made up! I won't mention his last name to save his face. Think about it, our environmental protection department is responsible for holding accountable and punishing units and individuals that pollute the environment! I think it was the director who drank too much just now and made drunken remarks! You said that an old lady fell down on the road and she blackmailed people, which had a very bad impact on our city. This shows that the old lady's cultural level is too low! This is obviously because the Cultural Affairs Bureau failed to fulfill its responsibility and did not allow her to improve culture. How can it be the responsibility of our environmental protection department? Therefore, the Cultural Affairs Bureau should bear the responsibility!

B: The Environmental Protection Bureau director is also so rude and talks in layman’s terms! Our Cultural Affairs Bureau manages whether the cultural market is “clean”! We didn't wait for the old lady to fall down and help her! The cultural level of the old lady is low. This is not the responsibility of our Cultural Affairs Bureau. It should now be managed by the Office for the Elderly. You don’t understand and pretend to understand, but you are talking nonsense! Therefore, this matter should be borne by the Office for Senior Citizens!

B: Before answering the Director of Culture, I would like to report to the mayor and comrades on the work of our Senior Citizen Affairs Office. Recently, our Office for the Elderly actively organized the elderly people in the city to celebrate the National Day. I didn’t go out and went to the road to investigate. Please forgive me! I'll ask the mayor again, where did the old lady get thrown?

A: On the road, of course.

B: Which department is responsible for implementing road safety?

A: The public security traffic control department will implement the specific implementation.

B: That’s right. What does it have to do with our Office for the Elderly?

A: The reason is found! It is the responsibility of the public security department!

C: Mayor, it is not our responsibility! If you want to pursue this matter, go to the Transportation Bureau!

B: Why do you blame our Transportation Bureau? The old lady was thrown down in the city, and it is your traffic police's responsibility!

A: Yes, you, the police chief, just wait to be dealt with!

B: Mayor, isn’t the responsibility of our Public Security Bureau responsible for such a negative impact?

A: Tell me, who else?

B: There is also the news media—the Radio and Television Bureau! Right? ...Please help me comment on this theory. When such a situation occurs, what do they report? This matter can't be suppressed!

A: Nonsense! Can this matter be suppressed? ! If you want to press it, shouldn’t I have done it earlier? ! Today’s communications are so advanced that even if the news media doesn’t report it, how can those netizens not report it? !

C: Hahahahaha!

B: Mayor, just now, you also said that the communications department also has responsibilities, and they cannot all be attributed to our public security department.

A: Stop shirking responsibility! ...What was the name of the old lady who was thrown down? We took the time to visit.

C: My name is Xu XX.

Ding: (After hearing this, he immediately shouted) Mayor, I don’t blame you for this! Just ask me for my fault!

A: Why?

Ding: Because the old Mrs. Xu who was hit...is my mother! I didn't take good care of her, which is why I caused such a mess.

A, B, and C: Huh? It turns out to be your responsibility!

Ding: Yes! ...Every day, I stick to my job and go to work. I haven’t been home for almost a month. I don’t know!

A: The responsibility issue has been found! ...the meeting is dismissed!

Yi C: Today, the meeting was really thrilling! I almost lost my official position! If we had known it was the "security guard", why would we have to hold a meeting and waste our time talking? It also affects each other's unity and harmony! What a waste!

A, B, B, D: Hahahahaha!