Jokes about monks

There was a little monk who took a long bamboo pole and ran into the yard in the middle of the night, waving and beating it against the night sky, causing a lot of trouble. Finally, the old monk was alarmed. The old monk shouted and asked, "What are you doing if you don't sleep in the middle of the night?" The young monk frightened and summoned up the courage to reply: "Master, I want the stars in the sky, but no matter how hard I try, they are always there. I can't beat you..." When the old monk heard this, he became furious and yelled: "You are such a big idiot, you don't even know such a simple question, you are so stupid that you can't beat me in such a place..." I can’t climb to the roof.”

One day, an old monk and a young monk went down the mountain to ask for alms. When passing a small village, a woman tried her best to stay at their house for the night. This woman was a widow. She knew that the monk was very strong in that area, so she made her own plan. It was late at night, and the woman, dressed very sexy, came to the monk's house and tried her best to be provocative on the pretext of giving them dinner. The old monk and the young monk pretended not to see it. The young monk was actually moved, but he was afraid that the master would blame him, so he pretended to be indifferent. When the woman left, she knocked on the door three times. At this time, the young monk asked the old monk: "Master, what was she doing just now?" The old monk said seriously: "She is tempting us to go to hell!" The young monk hurriedly put his hands together and loudly said his sins. It was late at night, and the young monk did not fall asleep, thinking about the woman's movements when she left. He understood immediately. When I got up, I found that the master was no longer there. He got up and went to the widow's door and found the master and the woman going to hell there. He rushed in and shouted: "Master, I'm here to save you from hell!" The old monk shouted loudly: "Disciple, don't be afraid, as the Buddha says: If I don't go to hell, who will? You are protecting the Dharma at the door. , no one can disturb the master’s practice! Later, when the master’s merits are complete, you can also practice in this hell!”