Talking about frozen humor.

The humor of freezing to death is:

1. It's really cold today. I feel like ice cream frozen into popsicles.

2. The wind is cold. I feel my face is going to freeze when I go out.

It's really cold today. I wore one dress after another, but I still felt cold.

It's really cold today. I have put on winter clothes and feel like the North Pole.

It's really cold today, and I'm shivering with cold.

6. It's really cold today. I have put on my cotton-padded jacket and feel like a cotton candy.

7. Today's weather is so cold that I miss summer.

8. It's really cold today. I have put on my coat and feel like a walking quilt.

9. It's really cold today. I'm already freezing, and I'm beginning to miss the steaming hot pot.

10, it's really cold today. I have put on my down jacket and feel like a walking stove.