Funny poems about engineering

1. A funny poem about water conservancy

The construction site looks like paradise from a distance, and a bank from close up.

When you walk into the construction site, it looks like a prison cell. It is better to go back. The family grazes cattle and sheep.

Everyone said that the construction site was good, so I went to the construction site foolishly.

I earned money at the construction site and spent it on the construction site, but I had no money to send home.

You can’t get a wife when you are young, you can’t use your wife after you get married,

You can’t take care of the children after they are born, you can’t live in a house after buying one, and your youth is wasted on the barren hills.

The mixer stirs up my youth, the mixer digs away my dreams,

The road roller crushes my hope, and the welding machine cannot sew up my sadness,

The hammer struck my heart with a sound, and the steel wire bound my arms in circles.

The helmet used to make me feel heroic, but now it has become my desire not to wear it.

I fell into a dream in confusion, dreaming of dancing and flying on the construction site.

I asked God with a smile: "Where is our road?" 2. Looking for funny things about various subjects. Sentences

1. If someone doesn’t offend me, I won’t offend him. If someone offends me, I’ll be polite. If someone offends me again, I’ll give him a shot. If someone offends me again, I’ll cut it off.

2. I allow you to enter my world, but you are not allowed to walk around in it. 3. It’s easy to hide when you are exposed, but it is hard to prevent when you are undercover.

4. Even if God does not entrust me with any great responsibility, it will still torture my mind and strain my muscles and bones. 5. When you hold your hand, you will know that your son is ugly, and your face will burst into tears. If you don’t leave, I will leave.

6. The red beans don’t grow in the south, but grow on my face. I really think about it! 7. I firmly believe that there will be a man who came to this world to be tortured by me. 8. Journey to the West tells us: All monsters with a backing were picked up, and all monsters without a backing were beaten to death with a stick.

9. What are you unhappy about? Say it to make everyone happy. 10. I like you so much, you will die if you like me.

11. Even though you are wearing cologne, I can still vaguely smell the smell of scum. 12. I curse you for buying instant noodles without seasoning packets all your life.

13. How can you lose weight if you don’t eat enough? 14. My mother asked me if I had a boyfriend. I said no. My mother said: You can have a boyfriend. I said: I really don’t have a boyfriend... 15. The ideal is very full, but the reality is very skinny.

16. Lei Feng did not leave a name for his good deeds, but he recorded everything in his diary. 17. I am not RMB, how can I make everyone like me? ! 18. Apart from teeth, there is also love that makes people unable to extricate themselves.

19. When life maliciously turned everything into black humor, I turned myself into a highly educated gangster. 20. Time is too thin and the gaps between fingers are too wide.

21. Little girls all want to find a white horse in their dreams. When they open their eyes, they find that the world is full of gray donkeys. After being heartbroken, they can only choose one of the donkeys. Strong and strong, such a donkey is named: Economical Male. 22. I want to cry, I want to make trouble, stay up all night, holding a bottle of sleeping pills and a small rope in my hand to hang myself.

No matter how ugly you are, you still have to fall in love and the world is filled with love. 23. Our goal: focus on money and make big profits.

24. I am a passerby that you turn around and forget about. Why should I accompany you to the end of the world in wasting your time? 25. During an episode of intermittent depression, do not disturb strangers and do not seek out acquaintances. 26. If you don’t have medical insurance or life insurance, don’t act bravely after dark... 27. You can’t play music, chess, calligraphy and painting, and washing and cooking are too tiring.

28. If you say money is a sin, everyone is trying to get it; if you say beauty is a disaster, everyone wants it; if you say the heights are too cold, everyone is crawling; if you say smoking and drinking are harmful to the body, everyone will not quit; if you say heaven is the best It’s so beautiful, don’t even go! 29. Bus squeeze is a comprehensive sport that integrates Sanda, yoga, judo, balance beam and other sports and fitness projects. 30. I will know that you are a monster as soon as I open my eyes.

31. No one loves anyone with his hands in his pockets. 32. Holding a kitchen knife in hand and cutting the wires, there are sparks and lightning along the way.

33. Being single is not difficult. What is difficult is dealing with those people who try their best to make you end your singlehood.

34. What is happiness? Happiness is when you eat fish, I eat meat, and watch others chew bones.

35. After studying for more than ten years, I think it is easier to get along in kindergarten! 36. They said I was BT and asked me to do a CT scan. It turned out that I was ET. 37. My advantage is: I am very handsome; but my disadvantage is: I am not obviously handsome.

38. I was also an infatuated person back then, but it rained... and I drowned. 39. Many people say that marriage is the tomb of love, but it is better for love to be buried in peace than to be buried in the streets.

40. Learn Feng Shui when you have time. Having a good tomb after death can make up for the regret of not being able to afford a good house during your lifetime. 41. It is said that people have only two choices, be busy dying or be busy. To live, I think I have a third option: busy waiting to die. 42. Spring is sleepy, summer is weak, autumn is weak, and winter is just the right time to sleep.

43. You can’t miss yourself, take care of your pain, get your results, and give yourself happiness. 44. When I was a child, I thought I could save the whole world when I grew up. But when I grew up, I realized that the whole world could not save me.

45. If you are destined not to give me the response I expect, then keep at a safe distance. 46. ​​Please don’t regard my tolerance of you as your shameless capital.

47. It is virtue for a woman to have no talent. I must be too wicked. 48. Zhuge Liang had never led an army before he left the mountain. Why do you want me to have work experience?

49. Use the blues spirit of hip-hop to live a life like the erhu. 50. The happiness of an ostrich is just a pile of sand.

51. God, it’s too blue! The sea is too salty! Life is so difficult! Work is so boring! I am destined to be with you! Miss you, sleepless! It’s too far to see you! 52. When I woke up, it was dark. 53. Drink medicine and pass the bottle, hang yourself with a rope, and jump off the building waving a small handkerchief to see you off.

54. An iron pestle can be ground into a needle, but a wooden pestle can only be ground into a toothpick. If the material is wrong, no matter how hard you try, it will be useless. 55. A fool stole a beggar's wallet, and the blind man saw it. The mute roared, which frightened the deaf man. The hunchback stepped forward, and the lame man kicked up. The wanted criminal wanted to take him to the police station. Mazi said, look. Forget about my face.

57. You have to figure out the script of your life - it is not a sequel to your parents, not a prequel to your children, and not a sequel to your friends. 59. The quieter the tree becomes but the wind doesn’t stop, the more I fall in love but he is not here.

60. I wish I could wake up and open my eyes one day and find myself sitting on the desks and chairs in a primary school classroom. The chalk tip thrown by the teacher hit me squarely on my forehead.

61. Young people do not act recklessly and are bold and unrestrained. I wonder where the themes of old age come from. 62. As a monster, my wish is to destroy at least one Ultraman.

64. In a few decades, we will meet and be sent to the crematorium, all burnt to ashes. You and I will be piled in a pile, no one knows anyone, and all will be sent to the countryside to be used as fertilizer~ 65. The beauty of knowledge lies in It makes people confused; the beauty of poetry lies in inciting men and women to cheat; the beauty of women lies in being so stupid that they have no regrets; the beauty of men lies in lying so that they can see ghosts in daylight. 66. I thought I was decadent, but today I found out that I had already been scrapped.

67. The sign of an immature man is that he can make heroic sacrifices for his ideals, while the sign of a mature man is that he can live a humble life for his ideals. 68. Life is like Song Zude’s mouth, you never know who will be unlucky next.

69. The sun is warm and the years are peaceful. How can I dare to grow old before you come? 70. People are not smart, so they imitate other people’s baldness. 71. As a god, I shine in this beautiful moment. Don’t let mortals disturb you... 73. When we are young, we often... 3. What are some poems about engineering construction?

1. King Teng’s high pavilion is near the river, and he sings and dances with jade-wearing mingluan. ——"Poem of Tengwang Pavilion" by Wang Bo

Explanation: The towering Tengwang Pavilion overlooks the sandbank in the middle of the river, and the gorgeous singing and dancing with jade and luan bells have stopped long ago.

2. The painted building flies towards Nanpu clouds, and the bead curtain rolls into the west mountain rain at dusk. ——"Poems of Prince Teng's Pavilion" by Wang Bo

Explanation: In the morning, the painted pillar flew up to the clouds in Nanpu; in the evening, the bead curtain was caught in the rain in the Western Mountain.

3. The dangerous building is a hundred feet high, and you can pick the stars with your hands.

——"Sleep in the Mountain Temple" Li Bai

Explanation: The tall building of the temple on the mountain is so high, it seems to be a hundred feet tall. People upstairs seem to be able to pick off the stars in the sky with just one hand.

4. Don’t dare to speak loudly for fear of frightening the heavens. ——"Sleeping at the Mountain Temple" Li Bai

Explanation: Standing here, I dare not speak loudly, lest (fear) alarm the gods in the sky.

5. The two rivers flowed into the palace wall. Five steps to the first floor, ten steps to the pavilion. ——"Afang Palace Fu" Du Mu

Explanation: The Wei River and Fanchuan River flowed into the palace wall. A building is built every five steps, and a pavilion is built every ten steps.

6. The waist of the corridor is unobtrusive, and the eaves and teeth are high. Everyone is holding on to the terrain and fighting each other. ——Du Mu in "Afang Palace Poem"

Explanation: The corridor lingers like a ribbon, and the cornices arranged like teeth are like bird's beaks pecking upward. The pavilions are built sloping according to the height of the terrain, with the corners (lower corners) hooking into the center of the houses (higher ones), and the corners (side by side facing each other) fighting with each other.

7. It’s like a whirlpool of water, a whirlpool of water, hundreds of thousands of dollars falling from it. ——"Afang Palace Fu" Du Mu

Explanation: The buildings are intertwined and twisting, (from a bird's eye view,) the buildings are like dense honeycombs, like rotating water vortices, standing high, I don't know It has tens of millions of seats.

8. The place where I sing in the clear rain in the autumn mountains, leaning against the temple buildings in Jiangnan - "Three Poems about Traveling in the Past (Part 1)"·Du Mu

Explanation: The cheerful autumn mountains and the continuous The spring rain also enriches the scenery of Jiangnan, highlighting the vast area of ​​​​the temples in Jiangnan.

9. There is a long bridge lying on the waves, what’s the point? If you return to the Tao and walk in the sky, what will happen if you don’t fly? Confused about high and low, not knowing west or east. ——Du Mu in "Afang Palace Fu"

Explanation: If there are no clouds, why is there a dragon? It turned out to be a long bridge lying on the water waves. If the sky clears up after the rain, why is there a rainbow? It turns out that the bridge is walking in the air. (The house) suddenly rises and falls, and is deep and confusing, making it difficult for people to distinguish things.

10. Just like the wings, like the wings, like the thorns like the arrows, like the leather of the birds, so flying. ——The Book of Songs·Xiaoya——"Si Qian"

Explanation: The house is as straight as a human standing, and a sharp arrow passes through it as straight as a line. It is as wide as a bird spreading its wings, and the colorful golden pheasant clothes, a gentleman enters the hall. in the hall.

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1 If you accidentally step into society,

the prodigal son will turn back and it will be in vain.

I am so embarrassed now,

Wearing factory uniform and suffering from foreign crimes.

You have to wait in line to have a good meal,

You have to pay taxes to make a small amount of money,

This is society.

Beautiful factory, my home,

Wages will never be increased.

The food is really bad,

I cook cucumbers with vegetables every day.

Oil-free, salt-free and sandy,

The worst thing is lard residue.

I work overtime every night and my energy is poor.

I am so tired that I miss my parents in the middle of the night.

Working life is really good,

You can eat grass from food.

Flies are bathing in the soup,

Ants are racing on the table.

There was little oil and salt in the dishes.

There were mosquito bites under my feet.

Not having a full meal,

Alas... what a miserable life!

Love is empty, affection is empty,

I am wandering in the street

People are empty, money is empty,

I am single and working hard.

The mobile phone is empty and there is no money to recharge.

Life is not easy.

I work every year and feel miserable every year.

I work overtime every day like a monkey.

I feel worried at the end of the year,

I don’t know when I will start...

This article is dedicated to: all my friends who are working away from home:

< p> I wish everyone: smooth work! 5. A collection of the funniest poems

When the incense burner in Rizhao produced purple smoke, Li Bai came to the roast duck restaurant.

My mouth was drooling, and I touched my pocket without any money. I sleep in spring without waking up, and mosquito bites are everywhere.

No one can escape the big bear at night. Li Bai refused to pay for the boat ride, so the boatman kicked him off the boat.

The water in Peach Blossom Beach is thousands of feet deep. I don’t know whether Li Bai is dead or not. During the Qingming Festival, Du Mu in the Tang Dynasty rained heavily. He was alone and wanted to die. He asked the beautiful woman where the shepherd boy was, pointing to Sanlitun in the distance. (Look, Xiao Du’s poem is so profound.

For the sake of Qingming today, let him go first. Post this) At the dawn of spring, Meng Haoran slept in spring, and at dawn, a beauty from the Polytechnic Institute came and couldn’t sleep for a long time, so I went online to look for it (Lao Meng was not to be outdone). In the year of Li Gui in the south of the Yangtze River, Tang Dufu looked for beauties in the chat room q q Bubble M S N It is the beautiful scenery of the Polytechnic Institute for chatting I have to speculate and want to meet people (hehe, the poet sage is ambitious). The novella is written in early spring, Zhang Shiba of the Ministry of Water, Tang Hanyu, Beili, the light rain is as moist as a crisp, the beautiful woman can be seen from a distance, but there is nothing. It is a year of sad things on the Internet. M M is originally a pig.

(It seems that Mr. Han suffered a big blow) Early in the Tang Dynasty in Baidi City, Li Bai resigned from the dormitory and fell in love with netizens. Suddenly, his face was filled with sadness and he couldn't cry, and he was almost at the gate of hell (Shixian seemed to have touched We arrived at a carnivorous one~~Amen) Tang Du Mu went far up the rocky path of Xiangshan Mountain, deep in the white clouds. She and I originally thought that the prince meeting the princess was actually a dinosaur meeting a frog (Wow, it’s Xiao Du again, it seems that she really has a lot of feelings. ) The Book of Songs. Jian Jia Jian Jia is green, white dew is like frost. The so-called beauty is on the side of the net. She has a fat and long face, and her waist is like a big water tank.

(Hey, the old ancestors did not escape this disaster.

) Fortune teller Song Li Zhiyi I live in Beijing Institute of Technology and she lives in Beijing Institute of Technology. Chat and make an appointment to meet *** ghost. (p> I can responsibly say that Xiao Du is no longer alive, and the consequences will be very serious.

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Send Yuan Er to Anxi Tang Wang Wei Beili Chao Yuxi early in the morning, full of disappointment and heartbreak. Don’t look for any more netizens to become monks and go to Shaolin tomorrow (good words of wisdom~~) (That’s enough, you must choose me!!!!). 6. Some poems about engineering construction (urgent) Could you please tell me something about it

"Sleeping in the Mountain Temple at Night" by Li Bai

The dangerous building is a hundred feet high, and you can pick the stars with your hands.

Don’t dare to speak loudly for fear of frightening the heavens.

"Poetry of Prince Teng's Pavilion" by Wang Bo

The high pavilion of Prince Teng is located near the Yangtze River, and he wears jade and sings the luan while singing and dancing.

The painted building is flying towards Nanpu clouds, and the bead curtain rolls into the west mountain rain at dusk.

The shadows of the leisurely cloud pool are long and the sun is shining, and things have changed and the stars have moved several autumns.

Where is the emperor's son in the pavilion now? Outside the threshold, the Yangtze River flows freely.

"Realistic"

Painting the buildings and carving the beams with great concentration is like spreading the fragrance of ancient times.

Time seems to have been reversed, and Confucius and Mencius have entered the room.

1. The nine-layered sky gate

2. A new thatched cottage with five frames and three rooms, stone steps, cinnamon pillars and bamboo walls

3. A thatched hut, still repaired by oneself . Let the strong wind blow, even the eaves are broken. Gaigong tilted his head and looked down at it. The wall is a pile of scattered dirt, and the protagonist will never come back.

4. The high building is near Bizhu, and its eaves are completely overhead. The remaining flowers are gathered on the carved sills, and the remaining willows are scattered and carved. The chrysanthemum on the bank first contains stamens, and the pear on the garden begins to turn red. Don't worry about the darkness in Kunshan, and the wine will be drained into the cup.

5. The willow shade leads to a ditch, and the parasol trees support the vermilion tower. The Pavilion of King Teng in Jinling City is a shameless painting.

6. To the west of the Stork Tower is a hundred-foot-high roof, and there are vast clouds and trees in Tingzhou.

7. The dangerous building is elevated and the sky is clear, and the prime minister is leisurely climbing up the colorful gate. The trees reach the capital three hundred miles away, and the rivers reach the Han Dynasty for thousands of years. The sunny peaks are towering and the sun is on the Zhou Road, and the fields of Shuntian are covered with hanging flowers in the autumn valleys.

Whoever sees Gao Zhi on Yun Road looks most towards Chilan in the west.

8. The jade clouds are shining brightly, and the moon is shining brightly over Xuanhua Pond. The moonlight is like water soaking the palace. It's really foolish not to get drunk even if you have wine.

9. The haze lingers over Penglai, and the palaces are scattered with the dawn. In front of Qunyu Mountain, people are elsewhere. Purple Luan flies up to look at the Immortal Terrace.

10. The majestic palace is surrounded by purple air, and the golden canals, jade sand and five-color water. The maids and maids who were guarding the prison fell to each other while they were sleeping together. They stole some flat peaches and fell to the ground.

11. The willows in King Wu’s palace are full of greenery, and the flowers in Su Xiaozhai’s house are blooming.

12. The dragon's tail is on the egret's hairpin train, and the Penglai Palace dominates the head.

13. The leaves of the sycamore trees have fallen and the autumn wind has aged, and the sky is empty and the phoenix cannot come back when people leave. The city of Wutai in Liang is covered with fragrant grass, and wild flowers are blooming in the palace of King Wu. The spring water grows under the stone city, and the rain grows moss in front of the Swallow Hall. Don't ask about the ups and downs of the world. We meet and hold cups after a hundred years.

14. The Ruizhu Palace is covered with light rain, and the grass and trees are dust-free and dazzling.

15. The palace of the Ming Dynasty is lush and green, and the Forbidden Dragon Tower has incense sticks.

16. The distant mountains and rivers support the imperial capital, and the various palaces meet the clouds. The wind blows and the dawn leaks through Changle, and the willows bring clear smoke out of the forbidden city. The sky is pure and the music and songs are coming on the road, and the sun is high and the carriages and horses are passing through the dust. Only those who are shallow and talented are not yet developed, and most of them are ashamed of their reputation among Lu students.

17. Tianbao is peaceful and peaceful, and Huaqing Palace is gloomy and craggy. The Chaoyuan Pavilion overlooks the Qinling Mountains, and the Jiegu Tower overlooks the Weihe River. The jade trees are long and the clouds are singing outside, and the colorful clothes are dancing leisurely and singing in the middle of the moon. Now there is only hot spring water, and there is a lot of emotion in the sobs.

18. The nine-layered sky is closed and the sky is open, and the thousands of stars are all shining. (Excerpted from Jiang Yousi’s information) 7. Who has poems about engineering?

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A row of simple houses

In the late autumn night

Built quietly

How much moonlight is hidden in the gaps in the wall

How much moonlight is hidden

The side of the house

How many piles Fine bricks

lying scattered

like time that people

randomly discarded

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< p> In the evening

A few construction workers

said goodbye to the busyness of the day

and sat together

Drinking and chatting< /p>

Put poverty and fatigue

Build it all into the cracks of the bricks

Breeze and bright moon

Let’s drink and talk

Yes Life without sentiment

It’s all life

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High-rise buildings

In people’s expectations

stood up

The construction workers have all left

It’s like they never came

And no one will remember

Their names

After the building was built

The small house was quietly demolished

Without a trace

Just like a child growing up In the future

the elderly parents will grow old