Funny verses about rain
1. Funny verses about rain
1. Good rain knows the season, and spring will happen. ——From "Joyful Rain on a Spring Night" Tang Dynasty: Du Fu
Interpretation: Good rain seems to choose the right time and fall in the spring when all things sprout.
2. Why should I cut off the candles from the west window and talk about the rainy night in Bashan? ——From "The Night Rain Sends to the North" Tang Dynasty: Li Shangyin
Interpretation: When will I go back, I will cut the candles from the west window and tell my face the smell of the night rain in Bashan.
3. The clear sky is beautiful when the water is shining, but the mountains are also strange when they are empty and covered with rain. ——From "Drinking on the Lake, First Sunny and Later Rain, Two Poems·Part 2" Song Dynasty: Su Shi
Interpretation: On a sunny day, the water of West Lake is rippling, shining in the sun, and it is extremely beautiful. When it rains, the mountains in the distance are shrouded in mist and rain, appearing and disappearing, and the eyes are confused. This hazy scenery is also very beautiful.
4. The light rain on Tianjie is as moist as crisp, and the color of grass looks far away but not up close. ——From "Early Spring Chengshui Ministry Zhang Shiba Yuanwai/Early Spring Light Rain/Early Spring"
Tang Dynasty: Han Yu
Interpretation: Silk rain is falling over the capital avenue, and it is as fine as butter. As for Moisture, the grass looks vaguely connected from a distance, but appears sparse and sporadic when seen up close.
5. Black clouds rolled over the mountains without covering the mountains, and white raindrops jumped into the boat. ——From "Drunk Book at Wanghu Tower on June 27th" Song Dynasty: Su Shi
Interpretation: Dark clouds are rising, just like ink splashing down, but a section of mountains is revealed on the horizon, bright and fresh, heavy rain The aroused water splashed into the boat like white beads and gravel.
6. During the yellow plum season, it rains everywhere, and frogs are everywhere in the grassy ponds. ——From "Yo Ke / An Appointment" Song Dynasty: Zhao Shixiu
Explanation: When the plum blossoms are yellow, every house is shrouded in the rain, and the sound of frogs can be heard from the edge of the grass-covered pond.
7. The apricot blossom rain makes your clothes wet, and the willow wind blows on your face without chilling it. ——From "Quequae: A short canopy tied in the shade of an ancient tree" Song Dynasty: Zhinan
Definition: The slightest drizzle can't get my clothes wet; it floats on the gorgeous apricot flowers, making the flowers bloom More brilliant. The gentle breeze blowing on my face no longer makes me feel cold; it dances the green and slender willow branches, which is particularly light.
8. The boy listens to Yuge upstairs. The red candle dims the tent. ——From "Poppy Listening to the Rain" Song Dynasty: Jiang Jie
Definition: When I was young, I listened to the rain in the singing tower, with red candles and light tents under the dim light.
9. Listen to the spring rain in the small building all night, and sell apricot flowers in the deep alley in the Ming Dynasty. ——From "The First Spring Rain in Lin'an" Song Dynasty: Lu You
Definition: Living in a small building, I listened to the patter of spring rain all night long. In the early morning, I heard people selling apricot blossoms deep in the alley.
10. One or two roosters crow in the rain, and the bridge on the road in Zhuxi Village is tilted. ——From "Rain Passing the Mountain Village" Tang Dynasty: Wang Jian
Definition: There are one or two roosters crowing in the rain, and the bridge on the road in Zhuxi Village is slanted. 2. Funny verses about rain
1. Good rain knows the season, and spring will happen.
——From "Spring Night Happy Rain" Tang Dynasty: Du Fu Interpretation: Good rain seems to choose the time and fall in the spring when all things sprout. 2. How can I cut off the candles from the west window and talk about the rainy night in Bashan?
——From "The Night Rain Sends to the North" Tang Dynasty: Li Shangyin Interpretation: When will I go back, I will cut the candles from the west window and tell my face the smell of the night rain in Bashan. 3. It is good when the water is shining and clear, but the mountains are also strange when they are empty and covered with rain.
——From "Drinking on the Lake, First Sunny and Later Rain, Two Poems·Part 2" Song Dynasty: Su Shi Interpretation: On a sunny day, the water of the West Lake is rippling, shining in the sun, and it is extremely beautiful. When it rains, the mountains in the distance are shrouded in mist and rain, appearing and disappearing, and the eyes are confused. This hazy scenery is also very beautiful.
4. The light rain on Tianjie is as moist as crisp, and the color of grass looks far away but is not seen up close. ——From "Early Spring Chengshui Department Zhang Shiba Yuanwai/Early Spring Light Rain/Early Spring" Tang Dynasty: Han Yu's explanation: There are silk rains over the capital avenue, which is as fine and moist as butter. From a distance, the grass color is vaguely connected, and when you look closer, But it seems sparse and sporadic.
5. Black clouds rolled over the mountains without covering the mountains, and white raindrops jumped into the boat. ——From "The Drunk Book of Wanghu Tower on June 27th" Song Dynasty: Su Shi's interpretation: The dark clouds are rising, just like ink splashing down, but a section of mountains is exposed on the horizon, bright and fresh, and the water splash caused by the heavy rain is like white beads. Debris, splashing into the boat.
6. During the yellow plum season, it rains everywhere, and frogs are everywhere in the grassy ponds. ——From "Yoke/Appointment" Song Dynasty: Zhao Shixiu Interpretation: When the plum blossoms are yellow, every house is shrouded in the rain, and the sound of frogs can be heard from the edge of the grass-covered pond.
7. The apricot blossom rain makes your clothes wet, and the willow wind blows on your face without chilling it. ——From "Quequae: A short canopy tied in the shade of an ancient tree" Song Dynasty: Zhinan Definition: The slightest drizzle can't get my clothes wet; it falls on the gorgeous apricot flowers, making them more brilliant.
The breeze no longer makes me feel cold when blowing on my face; it dances the green and slender wickers, which is particularly light. 8. The young man listens to Yuge upstairs.
The red candle dims the tent. ——From "Poppy Listening to the Rain" Song Dynasty: Jiang Jie Interpretation: When I was young, I listened to the rain in the singing tower, with red candles and light tents under the dim light.
9. Listen to the spring rain in the small building all night, and sell apricot flowers in the deep alley in the Ming Dynasty. ——From "The First Spring Rain in Lin'an" Song Dynasty: Lu You Definition: Living in a small building, I listened to the patter of spring rain all night long. In the early morning, I heard people hawking apricot blossoms deep in the alley.
10. One or two roosters crow in the rain, and the bridge on the road in Zhuxi Village is tilted. ——From "Rain Passing the Mountain Village" Tang Dynasty: Wang Jian Definition: There are one or two roosters crowing in the rain, and the Banqiao on the road in Zhuxi Village is slanted. 3. What are some funny sentences describing "rainy days"
1. It rains and thunders. I stand under the tree and shout, I want to cross.
2. I wanted to pretend to be depressed without holding an umbrella when it rained. Result: I was beaten by my mother, and the cold came to take care of me again.
Funny sentences describing "rainy days"
1. On continuous rainy days, it is most suitable to practice Qinggong and float on the water.
2. God, how long are you going to pee like this? Can’t urinate enough? Or is there a problem with the prostate? ········ Damn rainy day.
3. It has been raining these days. I guess it is the Jade Emperor who is crying. It must be an unhappy marriage. There are two possibilities. One is that the Queen Mother has left, and the other is that she refuses to leave.
4. I don’t want you to become negative because of me. The city with you is also beautiful even when it rains. From the sun after dawn to the moonlight in the middle of the night, don’t think about it. I won’t like it. Please ask, this What is the secret of the sentence? Ha, I lied to you.
5. The sky is for wind and rain. The ground is used to grow flowers and grass. I am here to prove the greatness of this world.
6. Woman, when you cry, it will rain all over the world.
7. On the first day of military training, the instructor said: "Don't pray for rain. It's useless. Do you know that when you 7,000 people pray for rain, there are still 20,000 people praying for rain?" "Teacher."
8. The weather is really nice today, windy and rainy.
9. I hate rainy days. My dear, please show up quickly, or I will tell mommy that you secretly held my hand.
10. If you are fine, I will fuck you. If you're fine, that's fine. If you are well, you will have a spare tire until old age. If you are well, it will be sunny. Oops, it will rain tomorrow.
11. Why does it rain during the school term? It reveals the background of the story, exaggerates the desolate atmosphere, and hints at the tragic fate of the characters.
12. Playing in the water outside on a rainy day, playing with herringbone and dragging it out.
13. You have a big head and a big head. Don’t worry if it rains. You have an umbrella and I have a big head.
14. It has been raining a lot in the past few days. I really want to throw a piece of Sophie into the clouds and suck up all the water.
15. My deskmate texted her partner "Let's elope" and her partner replied "It's raining." 4. What are some funny sentences about rainy days?
1. Why does it rain? Because the earth needs a bath!
2. If it rains or thunders, you can stand under the big tree and shout to the sky: "I want to travel to ancient times." It is guaranteed to succeed.
3. Friends who dare to play computer games during thunder and rain, aren’t you afraid that lightning will come and you will travel through time?
4. When it was windy and rainy for the last time, I knew I had to prepare to take a boat when I went out. Otherwise, don't even think about going out.
5. The most regretful thing in life is: not bringing an umbrella when it rains, and not having a bowl when eating.
6. In the summer, when you go out, you have to go into the oven, when you walk, you have Malatang, and when you sit down, you have Teppanyaki. It’s better not to rain, because it will turn into boiled fish!
7. If a drop of water falls from the sky, it is the tears I shed because I miss you; if there are countless drops of water falling from the sky, don’t think about it, it is raining!
8. On continuous rainy days, it is most suitable to practice Qinggong and float on the water.
9. Big head, big head, don’t worry if it rains, you have an umbrella, I have a big head.
10. I saw that it was raining today, but I did not see any thunder. Why did I see all kinds of explosive heads along the way.
11. I wanted to pretend to be depressed without holding an umbrella when it rained. Result: I was beaten by my mother, and the cold came to take care of me again.
12. It has been raining these days. I guess the Jade Emperor is crying, and his marriage must be unhappy. There are two possibilities, one is that the Queen Mother left, the other is that she refuses to leave.
13. Playing in the water outside on a rainy day, playing with herringbone and dragging it out. ——Flip-flops
14. Why does it rain during the start of school? ① Reveals the background of the story ② Exaggerates the desolate atmosphere ③ Hints at the tragic fate of the characters
15. My deskmate texted her partner "Let's elope." Her partner replied, "It's raining." 5. Find a funny poem about rain
Since ancient times, no one has ever died.
It was during Chinese class.
The teacher asked the classmates! ! There is a saying: "Who has never died since ancient times? Take the next sentence!"
How could poor classmate A know this if he doesn't study hard?
But he replied calmly:
"Since ancient times, who has no shit in life? Who doesn't use paper for defecation?"
We will see you again after the next semester. There was no trace of classmate A...
But the next year~~the students and the teacher met again! !
During class~the teacher asked the same question again! classmate! There is a saying: "Who has never died since ancient times? You continue the sentence!"
Please continue to answer. ..This time the student learned to be smart~
He said slowly:
Since ancient times, no one has shit in life, and who can defecate without paper. If you don't use toilet paper, unless you use your fingers.
After listening to this, the teacher was very angry! But he couldn't show it~ he could only coldly tell the student to stand
Then. . The teacher saw the heavy snow falling outside the window and said with emotion:
It doesn’t rain when it snows in the sky, and the snow turns into rain when it hits the ground. It's so troublesome when it turns into rain. Why didn't it rain in the first place?
Before the teacher finished speaking, the student who was forced to stand replied emotionally to the teacher:
The teacher does not eat shit when he eats, but when the meal reaches his stomach, it turns into shit. It's so troublesome to turn into shit, why didn't you eat shit in the first place?
Teacher:*^..$..,^#--%^(~&)=! ) (*#$*%...
Related couplets:
Hens can’t lay eggs but chickens. When eggs fall to the ground, they turn into chickens. It’s so troublesome to turn into chickens. Why? Chickens didn't lay eggs in the first place!
Frogs lay eggs but don't lay frogs. The eggs turn into frogs in the water. It's so troublesome when they turn into frogs. Why didn't they lay eggs in the first place? 6. Funny sentences about the weather that keeps raining< /p>
When he left the town, he was wearing broken sneakers with open toes...
Ten years later, he came back and now he is a big boss with assets of over 100 million... The streets were still familiar, but the people were unfamiliar. Suddenly, the words "Wang Mazi Braised Meat Shop" came into view. He smiled, but there were tears in his eyes... This name gave people who were once so poor. , Hungry, so many warm memories...
The store is still the same, but it is dilapidated and depressed. It can be seen that the boss is not doing well, there is no waiter, only a familiar burly figure. Busy. His heart beat a little faster and he said with a smile: "Boss, let's have a bowl of braised pork. A little braised and a lot of meat..."
His back froze and he slowly turned around...his face was full of beard. Mazi's face was staring at him, with tears in her eyes...
Mazi wiped away tears, roared, and flew towards him...
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Jumped into his arms and beat his chest: "Damn you, you still know how to come back..." 7. What are some humorous sentences to express your mood on a rainy day
1. It is a longing, in On this rainy day, all the memories have been washed away.
That is a reality. On this rainy day, some people are standing there, waiting stupidly. That is a realistic memory, on this rainy day. , everything is buried.
That shadow is always called cold. 2. Rainy days are the time for me to cry loudly because no one can see the longing in my heart. Rainy days are the time when happiness goes away because of you, and I am here. Feelings around me 3. I am so naive. I thought I knew what you were thinking, but now I realize how stupid, how ridiculous, and what an idiot I am. Alas, I like rainy days because rainy days are like my mood, so bleak. No light 4. In my world, there are no rainy days and haze, only sunny days that are warm and can drive away rainy days and haze, because I am that sunny day
5. It is a rainy day, and I remember that we are here. Laughing in the rain and your bright eyes and gentle smile. You said you like rainy days, and I also like rainy days.
Because you smile like the morning sun in me. 6. The memory of rainy days. , the rainy days in the past, the rainy days that I couldn’t catch, the rainy days that I couldn’t get out of, the rainy days that I couldn’t forget, but it’s a pity... After the rain, the sky cleared up, and I can’t find the original rainy day again. The dripping light rain was so refreshing and so real. , so beautiful, so beautiful...why the rain these days is not so cool, not so beautiful.
7. I am just nervous! I am usually very nervous, but I get a lot of tears on rainy days. So don’t mess with me on rainy days! Otherwise, the tears will flood! I can't stop crying on rainy days.
Then I will keep crying and crying... 8. Let the sorrow slip away on the rainy day, let the troubles show off on the rainy day, let the frustration be released on the rainy day, let the fatigue rest on the rainy day, and let the most beautiful greetings on the rainy day , convey my most sincere wishes; I hope you will no longer feel resentful on rainy days, and may you always be happy on rainy days! It's raining! It's getting cold! Friends, please keep warm! Be careful of slippery roads after get off work! Have a safe journey! 9. There are rainy days in a person's life, but it will always clear up. A good friend is like an umbrella, and will always be with you no matter it rains or shines.
10. Rainy days, I long for rainy days. Even though it is autumn rain, just seeing the big dry pond being nourished makes me feel really good. Rainy days, pattering rainy days, under my umbrella, youth and love sprout quietly like seeds. .11. A sunny day is not necessarily a good day. All sadness is deposited on a sunny day with clear skies. A rainy day is not necessarily a sad day. On a drizzly day, you can soak in the rain and cool down your sad mood.
A rainy day can be a sunny day, and a sunny day can also be a rainy day. It is hazy and confusing, and it is dim and I don’t know the direction. If you are well, it doesn't matter if it's sunny or rainy.
12. I don’t like rainy days because I feel very depressed and confused on rainy days. I am afraid of lightning and thunder. Sometimes, I look calm on the outside, but I am very scared in my heart. I am scared to death. , and like rainy days very much, because they like to watch rain. 13. There is a person who loves rainy days the most, and he is in a good mood on rainy days; there is a person who is most afraid of rainy days, and will make his whole body hurt and even get rashes on rainy days. In fact, it is not that he loves rainy days the most, he just loves them. Play against others, but at the same time appreciate the rain! In fact, it’s not the fear of rainy days, it’s the physical torture that defeats the elegance in my heart! Rain is romantic, gentle, and exciting. When it goes your way, everything can become super beautiful! 14. I hate rainy days because I don’t want it to be a rainy day outside and God is weeping; but it’s still a rainy day inside me and I’m still shedding tears. I just want my sunny days 15. On rainy days, it is easy to remember and miss; on rainy days, it is easy to listen to songs and feel lonely.
On a rainy day, it is easy for people to use their truest thoughts to detail the road they have traveled. 16. It has not rained for a long time, and the arrival of Haiyan finally fell today. Some people say that rainy days are good for sleeping, some people say that rainy days are good for playing cards, some people say that rainy days make memories so sad, and sad people keep three thousand black hair as their sweethearts.
17. I like rainy days, because rainy days can hide my sadness, because rainy days can make me cry unscrupulously without being discovered. Even after being exposed to the rain, you can continue to be strong and continue to pretend! 18. Rainy days are a kind of feeling. I don’t know when I fell in love with rainy days. I just know that every rainy day has a different feeling, and every rainy day before, during and after the rain also gives people a different taste. This may be the reason. With such expectation, you can feel the world on a rainy day as you wish.
19. Rainy days are cool, comfortable, gentle, soft and thin. On rainy days, I am used to sitting quietly in the house, feeling the comfort and memories, letting my thoughts travel through my past.
On rainy days, even sadness is so sweet, even pain is comfortable. In spring, summer, autumn and winter, how many people will leave and how many will stay? Rainy day, rainy day, let yourself fly. 20. It’s another rainy day. I like rainy days, but I’m walking alone in the rain with no one to accompany me. I dare to ask, who should I hold an umbrella for next rainy day, is it you? 21. Rain has a kind of persistence and a kind of lingering. I like the floating thoughts on rainy days, the breath that fills the air on rainy days, the faint love on rainy days, and I like listening to the rain and thinking about you.
22. The next rainy day Luo Chen why? On rainy days. I will always miss you. Is it because I am too obsessed with everything about you?
On the next, next rainy day. Still miss it.
On that rainy day, you said you no longer needed an umbrella. On the next rainy day, we can no longer miss each other and see each other again.
23. Yesterday’s rainy day will turn into a sunny day. A person’s life is like the weather. It can’t always be sunny. There are rainy days and cloudy days before there are sunny days. My rainy days and cloudy days will eventually pass. 24. I like rainy days. I like to see the rain falling all over the sky. I like to listen to the sound of rain hitting the eaves. I like to see the wind blowing the trees on rainy days. I like to see people coming and going with umbrellas on rainy days. scene, I love rainy days.
25. I like rainy days. It is like many worries, irritations and negative emotions that slowly accumulate. One day it will be sunny after the rain, allowing people to see the beauty after the rain. ——Rainbow: I like rainy days. After a rain, there will always be a sunny day that is bright and lively. I like rainy days and everything about rainy days. 26. It’s raining, and the mood on a rainy day seems to be my own mood, a little cold and lonely.
The rain brings a touch of melancholy and a touch of tranquility. The rainy day is a medicine that calms me, who has always been impetuous; the rainy day is an exclusive space that allows me to be in the mood to enjoy myself. The happiness and sadness of rainy days are like a string of wind chimes of memory, which allow me to go back to the past in my thoughts and listen to the still clear and sweet ringtones. Rainy days are not a sign of melancholy. 8. What are the humorous sentences to describe the heavy rain?
The humorous sentences to describe the heavy rain are:
1. The wind chases the rain, the rain chases the wind, and the wind and rain join forces to catch up. There were dark clouds in the sky, and the whole world was covered in rain.
2. The rain was very heavy, like a wild horse running down the hillside, with fierce force.
3. The torrential rain poured down like a floodgate. Countless arrows shot up from the ground, and thousands of waterfalls fell from the houses.
4. In an instant, the raindrops connected into a line, and with a "crash", the heavy rain poured down from the sky like the sky had collapsed. Sentences to describe heavy rain.
5. In an instant, the raindrops connected into a line, and with a "wow" sound, the heavy rain poured down from the sky like the sky collapsed.
6. In an instant, the rain was so heavy that it seemed like the Milky Way in the sky was overflowing, pouring down from the sky!
7. The rain is getting heavier. On the roofs and on the streets, a layer of white rain and mist splashes, like a misty white gauze. At this time, a gust of wind blew over, and the white gauze floated away, and the raindrops hit the stagnant water on the street, causing water splashes.
8. Dark clouds rolled in from the sky, and in an instant, heavy rain fell from the sky.
9. Suddenly a gust of north wind blew, and a dark cloud rushed over from the northern horizon, mixed with streaks of lightning and bursts of thunder. In an instant, strong winds came up, and dark clouds filled the sky. Then huge raindrops fell from the sky, making the windows snap. Another thunderbolt, deafening. Sentences to describe heavy rain. In an instant, the raindrops formed a line, and with a crash, the heavy rain poured down from the sky like an overwhelming force.
10. After a while, there was lightning and thunder, and heavy raindrops followed.
11. The downpour continued, and the rainwater flowing down from the eaves gathered into streams on the streets.
12. After a while, thick raindrops fell, hitting the glass window with a loud bang.
13. Big drops of rain came like bullets, making the leaves of the trees rustle and causing some pain when they fell on people.
14. A flash of lightning, followed by bright white raindrops, hitting the black tiles with a ticking sound; hitting the pond, a series of bubbles floated up.
15. Suddenly, there was a flash of lightning, and the sky was torn apart and turned pale, followed by a string of muffled thunder. After the muffled thunder, raindrops as big as copper coins rained down like a blanket.