I am urgently looking for any funny script lines about real estate! [humorous joke]

Too many communities now build a shed and call it a garden. . . . Alas

Advertising slogans from real estate developers:

Remote locations-----Away from the hustle and bustle of the city, enjoy a quiet life

Suburban towns-- ――――――――-Return to nature and enjoy the pastoral scenery

Close to the bustling city―――――――――Sit in the bustling city

Next to the smelly ditch―― ―――――- Out-of-print famous mansion on the waterfront, with an upper hand on the water

Dig a pool―――――――Oriental Venice, interpretation of romantic style

High terrain――― ――――――――-Broad view, overlooking the whole city

Low-lying land―――――――――Private territory, warm in winter and cool in summer

The top of the building is Round---Baroque style

The roof is pointed---Gothic style

The apartment layout is terrible----- ――――――Personalized house design, keeping up with fashion trends

Small distance between buildings―――――――――――Neighbors are close, harmonious and warm

There are weeds on the side The land - huge greenery, full of greenery

There is a bank next to it - close to the central business district

There is a neighborhood committee next to it - ―The core landmark of the Central Government District

There is a school next to it——a strong humanistic academic atmosphere

There is a clinic next to it——Embrace health and enjoy peace of mind Cozy

There is a small shop next to it - convenient life at your fingertips

There is a garbage station next to it - humanized environmental management

There is a train track next to it - convenient transportation and extending in all directions

There is nothing next to it - simple life, leisure and comfort