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It's freezing. Humorous sentences

It's freezing. Humorous sentences

It's freezing. Humorous sentences

Let's go and play outside. I have seen through this cold world and just want to stay out of it. I don't want to move because it's too cold outside.

Second, I like you ""Don't be ridiculous! "It's so cold that I'm going crazy."

I once threatened that I would rather freeze to death than become a dog at the high temperature of 38 degrees. It was not until today that I was frozen into a dog because I was too young that I understood the beautiful promise.

Four, cold is a word, I only say it once, I know you will use snot instead.

I'm not cold without returning your message, but my hands are cold.

It's so cold in winter. I want a warm bed, wifi and endless snacks. If all else fails, can you give me one?

Unconsciously, I was wrapped in your tenderness and used to your life. Even if I can't meet you, I will always feel your breath. I don't know if I can pursue forever, but I know I miss you.

Funny sentences with sudden cooling

1, I woke up feeling frozen into a sand sculpture.

2, can't start the learning mode, because it's too cold, too lazy to move, stuck.

There is really no one on this day. It's really a sudden rhythm of one second into winter. It takes courage to undress, perseverance to wash clothes, and explosiveness to get up.

4, the weather suddenly turned cold, and the story should be turned over.

When it is cold, we should earn more money, because clothes in winter are more expensive than those in summer.

The recent ghost weather makes me feel like opening the refrigerator every time I open the door.

7, cold is a word, I only say it once, I know you will use snot instead.

8. It's cold, so I thought I was in a hurry.

9. It's so cold that even farting can be used to dry hands.

10, I'm not cold, I'm cold.

1 1, don't ask me why I didn't do well in the exam, because the weather was too cold and I was unconscious.

12, the weather is cold like a joke, and life is like nonsense.

13, it's so cold that I'm going crazy.

The humorous way is so cold.

1. Cold is a word, I will only say it once, and I know you will use a snot instead.

2. others laugh at my thick clothes, and I laugh at others freezing into dogs.

It's very cold, only a coat, no hugs.

It's cold. If you can't give me a hug, buy me a coat.

The cold weather tells everyone how important it is to have the warmth of people around you.

6. I'm afraid of cold, whether it's the weather or my heart.

7. The weather is very cold. The place I want to go most is not only the bed, but also your arm.

8. I want to streaking in summer, and how many clothes I wear in winter is like streaking.

9. You said cold, I said cold.

10. If I don't reply to your message, it's not that I'm cold, but that my hands are cold.

1 1. The weather is very cold. Don't forget to lift the quilt for your roommate when you wake up at night.

12. The coldest place is not the South Pole, but the place without you.

13. It's so cold that you can even fart and dry your hands.

14. It's cold, so is my heart. The only warmth is sad tears.

15. I can give you a hug at around 0℃ and 5℃ a day.

16. A cold is not that you feel cold, but that your mother feels cold.

17. If no one holds your hand this winter, be nice to yourself.

18. It's so cold that you can even fart and dry your hands.

19. "I like you" and "Stop joking!" "It's so cold that I'm going crazy."

20. Cold weather is like a joke, and life is like nonsense.

2 1. Don't ask me why I didn't do well in the exam, because it was too cold to be confused.

22. Maybe it's the cold weather and our hearts are cold, so we have no contact.

23. Baby, it's cold. Remember to put on more clothes, okay?

24. You said cold, I said cold.

25. The weather is very cold. The place you want to go most is not only the bed, but also your arm.

26. The recent weather makes me want to open the refrigerator every time I open the door.

27. It's getting colder and colder, Yue Lao. Did you knit my red sweater?

28. The person who can let me take out my mobile phone to type and chat with you on the road today is definitely my true love.

29. The weather is very cold. I hope that the people I love and those who love me will not get sick and spend this winter well.

30. Cold is just a word. I'm only gonna say this once. I know you'll use your nose instead.

3 1. It's so cold that you can't move. Seeing you is like seeing the sun.

32. It's so cold that I don't want to go to work, school or anywhere.

33. It's cold. Besides the bed, the place I want to go most is your arms.

34. In winter, I took off my clothes and just jumped into the warm bed and wrapped it, only to find that the Nima light was not turned off.

35. It is snowing outside the window. I really want to walk in the snow with you. Pure snow and beautiful you are my favorite.

36. After two or three years, autumn came in a hurry and it was cold. Take care of yourself.

37. The weather is getting cold. Take care of yourself. After all, I am not yours. I can't give you medicine or lend you my coat.

I can give you a hug at 30℃ in one day.

39. It's cold to tell you how important the warmth of people around you is.

40. It's time to undress by courage, wash clothes by perseverance and get up by explosiveness.

4 1. The person who can let me take out my mobile phone and chat with you on the road this day is definitely my true love.

Send a circle of friends. It's very cold today.

As follows:

1, it's cold, besides the bed, the place I want to go most is your arms.

2. Take an umbrella when it rains, dress when it is cold, laugh when you are happy, and cry when you are sad. If no one loves you, love yourself.

It's cold, you should put on more clothes, and don't freeze my whole world.

The recent ghost weather makes me feel like opening the refrigerator every time I open the door. You said cold, I said cold.

5, it's cold, he won't give you a hug, you can only add your own coat.

6, the weather is cold, the heart is cold, the only warmth, only sad tears.

7. I like to get up in the morning to read the news or miss the phone. I like being told to wear more clothes when it's cold.

Remember to wear less clothes and drink more cold water when it is cold, so that I can care about you when you catch a cold.

9. Don't freeze yourself when it's cold. Those who cannot warm you can warm your heart.

10, it's cold, there is someone to hug, and there is no one to add clothes.

The phrase freezing to death in autumn is very funny.

1, don't let your flowers freeze to death in spring.

It's getting cold, don't forget to add clothes. Bless you and warm your heart. Happy every day, not to mention always busy. Remember to contact more and say hello.

Autumn has come, and the weather is getting cooler every day, as if to tell people that summer has passed and autumn has begun. With the arrival of the autumn wind, the colors of the leaves of trees are constantly changing to adapt to the changes in the environment and gradually turn red. Then, they begin to shed their leaves.

On such a cold day, it's far away outside the bed, and all the places beyond the reach of hands are foreign lands.

Autumn comes with the sound of fallen leaves, and the morning is fresh as dew. The sky exudes soft light, clear and ethereal, which makes people want to listen to the soaring songs of larks, just like looking at the blue sea and thinking of seeing a white sail.

6. It's cold, and the cold autumn is coming. A year has passed and it will grow for another year. Are you ready?

7. It's cold, so taking a bath is something that can't be stopped at first.

8. Leaves are no exception. The cold air paralyzed them, but they had everything except the winter wind. A gust of wind blew and the leaves became active. Some leaves can't stand the sting of the cold wind, fall from the tree and sleep forever.

9. It's very cold in winter mornings. The cold wind blows, and my face hurts like a knife. Travellers wear thick hats and warm cotton-padded clothes.

10, that autumn, my heart fluttered with the bleak autumn wind, my heart withered and buried like a fallen leaf, and everything disappeared in that foggy autumn.