In Feng Gong's essay The Return of the Native, there is a tongue twister of a big monkey. Who can find me a full version? Please kneel down!

Four doors are three bridges and five arches.

Go east by the side door and go out of the city for 40 minutes to Tongzhou.

Tongzhou has 66 hutongs.

Article 66 There lived a 66-year-old Mr. Liu in an alley.

Sixty-six-year-old Mr. Sixty-six-year-old Mr Head's younger brother three

Built those 66 beautiful tall buildings.

There are sixty-six baskets of osmanthus oil in his building.

The basket is covered with 66 pieces of grosgrain silk.

Sixty-six lion rolling hydrangeas were embroidered on silk.

These sixty-six sandalwood trees were planted outside the building.

Tie sixty-six big cows to the shaft.

A cow carries sixty-six monkeys.

Mr. Liu Liu Liu Lao Lao Lao Lao Lao Ge Sa

Sitting at the door gnawing bones and beating dogs from the south.

The dog looks familiar, like that aunt's house.

Big eyebrows, big eyes, big nose, big ears and big mouth.

Dadama's big Australian poodle.

Another dog came from the north.

This dog is familiar, too. It looks like the second aunt's.

Two big eyebrows, two big eyes and two big noses.

Two big ears and two big mouths.

Second aunt's No.2 Australian poodle

Two dogs robbed the bone and hurt their heads.

Run from south to north.

Knock down those 66 good tall buildings

I spilled sixty-six baskets of osmanthus oil

Oil sixty-six pieces of silk and satin.

The dirty lion is rolling hydrangeas outside the building.

Knock down sixty-six sandalwood poles

Shocked sixty-six big cows.

Beat away sixty-six big monkeys.

Liu Liu Liu Liu, the old man, Mr. Gersho drove the dog away.

And built 66 good tall buildings.

Put away sixty-six baskets of osmanthus oil.

Wash 66 pieces of satin silk.

Wash sixty-six lions and roll hydrangeas.

Sixty-six sandalwood poles were planted outside the building.

Bring back 66 big cows.

Bring back sixty-six big horse monkeys

Fight south anger

I hit the dog on the head with an adobe head in my hand.

I wonder if the angry adobe head hit the dog on the head.

Or did the dog head hit the angry adobe head?

A bald girl comes from the north.

Holding an oil basket in his hand, covering the dog's head

I didn't know Niu Niu's oil basket was covered with a dog's head.

Or did the dog head get into the oil basket of the bald girl?

Mr. Liu, my brother, Mr. Liu Liu, saw it again

West side croton

The dog chewed the oil basket and leaked oil.

No, this crispy rice won't leak beans.

Dogs don't chew oil baskets or leak oil.