Funny signature about not wanting to go to school after work on weekends

When I was a child, the thickest letter was a love letter; When I grow up, the thickest letter is the bank bill.

Let you be crazy without me, and let me be strong in a world without you.

It's not that I don't know, I just want to see how you work on me.

The happiest thing is to find money in your pocket when washing clothes.

Why Friday is so close to Monday, but Monday is so far away from Friday! This is not scientific!

To be honest, I really envy your skin. How can it be maintained so thick?

If you want to blow up the school, I can only say, my friend, you are not fighting alone!

Don't mess with women, they are creatures who can't die after bleeding for seven days.

Lord Bao, why is there a moon on your forehead? Because I don't understand the darkness of my day.

The most romantic thing I can think of is to give up treatment with you.

Don't yell at me. I was frightened by dogs when I was a child.

Mathematics has abused me thousands of times, and I regard mathematics as my first love.

I have given up spicy food. There is nothing I can't stand. Interesting personality signature

Guess what my seat is. Of course I know! Made of shit

Sister farted loudly, only to see her crotch burst open.

All male gods like small breasts. Diaosi likes big breasts.

I also want to experience the feeling of being chased! Just buy things without giving money.

Come to the seaside with me. What are you doing there? Maybe we can meet Tao who walks alone and bring him back.

I think you are too greasy, and then I will say don't make any noise. I was thinking about you.

[A friend bought a watch, which is of good quality. It's okay to fall off a cliff.

I hate all that nonsense telling me why you gave up treatment, which makes me look saved.

Ma Ma told me that you are going blind and playing computer games. I retorted: no! I just can't see anything without my glasses!

In this exam, I still intend to hide my true level.

Don't be the enemy of the world, be my little bastard.

I want to be as thin as a lightning bolt to illuminate all the wretched fat people.

But gold always shines, but when there is gold all over the ground, I don't know which one I am.

Honey, my mouth itches. Talk to people, kiss.

If I can remember you in my next life, I will die incompletely in my life.

If one day, the whole world does not want you. Don't panic, come to me and I'll tell you. I don't want you either.

This shameless thing, when done well, is called excellent psychological quality.

My hobbies can be divided into static and dynamic. Static is sleeping, dynamic is turning over.

Look at you, you look like you're joking!

Who do you think you are, the bottle on the kerosene lamp, and you think you are a third wheel?

Men, like the food in the canteen, are terrible, but they leave too late!

My hobbies can be divided into static and dynamic. Static is sleeping, dynamic is turning over.

Look at you, you look like you're joking!

If being rich is also a mistake, then I'd rather make mistakes again and again.

Who do you think you are, the bottle on the kerosene lamp, and you think you are a third wheel?

Men, like the food in the canteen, are terrible, but they leave too late!

When quarreling with your boyfriend, don't blame him in a hurry. First, reflect on yourself. If it is really your own fault, then think about how to pass it on to him.

It's not like you to be so kind to you, because you may have been my pet pig in a previous life.

In the morning, the alarm clock started to go crazy, the quilt suddenly hugged me, the pillow sang me a lullaby, and then I fell asleep. ~

? Although homework? There are no words, but there are mysteries.

I can eat, which doesn't mean that I am a foodie, but that I am easy to raise.

I'm just a child who graduated from kindergarten for more than ten years. Why do I have to face so much?

Tell me about those who don't want to go to school.

Tell me about those who don't want to go to school.

1. When you were young, you didn't want to go to school. What vicious tricks have you thought of? The appearance of polyandry in California caused a heated discussion! Aunt pretending to be a girl easily cheated 300 thousand, against the sky!

2, it's not about the new class, just simply not wanting to go to school.

3. The reason why the baby doesn't want to go to school. My cough will infect you. It's so funny that people can't hold it. I can't laugh! If you are in a bad mood and depressed, please come in! This video can laugh for a year! My abdominal muscles are laughing for six blocks! !

Some people want to work when they go to school, and they want to go to school when they work. I'm different. I don't want to work or go to school.

In fact, I don't want to go to school, not because that school is so bad, but because I'm afraid I don't know if I can make the right choice without you.

6, an afternoon full of negative thoughts, even the idea of not wanting to go to school, terrible! Junior year, the small temper should be closed, and you can't do anything with your own temper. Even if there is no amount of reluctance, 20 years old is not the time to be naive, and everything is still urgent. Don't worry, young man! The first week tomorrow, come on! good night

7. I really don't want to go to school. School starts early and holidays are late. Why is Guang Guang so special?

8, lying in the trough, don't want to sleep at night, don't want to think in the morning, don't want to start school, don't want to go to school, you can complain all day.

9. I have been in school for nearly 20 years, but I still don't want to go to school like a child, but I don't want to leave home. The farther away from home, the more uneasy I feel, but when I see the market around the school, I feel familiar with another home, just like there is no summer vacation; But after school starts, I will graduate from my senior year. After all, I will still walk a long way. In the face of the unknown, I am still afraid to retreat and want to hide in school forever. Cherish the last days.

10, don't want to start school, don't want to go to school, don't want to take exams, just want to stay at home and play.

1 1. The last thing I want to do now is that I don't want to go to school, drink, cry, laugh, stay, sit, remember, watch, eat, be lonely, have a partner or go to a crowded place.

12, I want to say that I don't want to go to school. . But I immediately thought that even if I don't go to school, I'm not free. . Hey.

13, I feel that freedom is actually that you don't want to go to school tomorrow.

14, I didn't live on campus the first night, but I still didn't want to study. Although it was last semester, I just feel that it's not good at all, that is, I don't want to go to school at all, and time is completely bound. The damn rules! ! !

15, unconsciously, two weeks have passed, I don't want to go to school, I don't want to go to school, but I still have to go, but I can't be depressed, because it's only three years, and I will definitely leave after three years! There is no doubt about it! Maybe in the blink of an eye, I survived four years. You can do this, okay?

16, I don't want to go to school, the universe is so big, I want to change the ball! The national emblem should be removed from the degree certificate. If it is not unified, each school should design it by itself. Isn't this trouble? The point is that this is homework! If you get a degree certificate designed by yourself in this life, you will feel ignorant, just like drawing a watch on your arm.

17, children say nothing! The difference between a university and a primary school in Meng Wa's eyes, and the reasons for wanting to go to school and not wanting to go to school can be seen from an early age, haha ~ ~

18, I don't want to go to school, but I am old. It's time to be sensible.

19, and reluctant to go to school, do not want to run so far away from Beijing.

I don't want to go to school this year, not because I haven't finished my homework, but because my classmates' faces have changed. Have they had plastic surgery or even changed their names? But why can you see them in other places?

2 1, my life is terrible. I am unhappy every day. I don't want to go to school or make friends. I miss you very much. I miss you very much.

22, Song Like Song Jiu. Now I can't see you on TV, and my heart is a little empty. It's so annoying I am going to work soon, and I am in a bad mood. Don't want to go to school, don't want to go to work, just want to stay at home.

23. Send my brother who doesn't want to go to school to sign up for that ~ ~ Some little boys think I'm also a signed-up student ~ ~ Take the initiative to talk to me ~ Good luck ~ I'm still young.

24. I stood on the boat by the river yesterday and didn't have the courage to jump, so there are still nine hours in the first class of junior year. I really don't want to go to school. I am serious. I know nothing, so I have to go.

25. I have been playing crazy these two days. If you ask me, I don't know what to play. Anyway, I have a good time in the village with them every day and I don't want to go to school! Maybe I can't bear it!

26. I don't want to go to school and live a life against my will, but I want to go back and help. I'm still angry. I found that I really still love that place, otherwise I wouldn't have suffered for so many months.

27. It will never be the same again! Nothing matters, so free and easy, annoying and annoying, just because I don't want to go to school.

28. I don't want to recite politics, do my homework, move or go to school.

29. On the last night of the summer vacation, I wanted to go to school but didn't want to go to school. Ma Ma said that three years will come soon, and I hope all the freshmen, sophomores and juniors can see this Weibo. I think the environment of grade one may be worse, but I have never hated the environment of grade one as much as I hate this school. Maybe, maybe, at least someone subconsciously is my motivation, but now I have no motivation and everything seems so helpless.

I don't want to go to school at all. I just want to stay at home, especially today. I'm afraid of being too far away from home.

3 1, I'm so happy at home every day. I'm far-fetched at school every day and don't want to go to school.

32. I remember when I was a child, I didn't want to go to school to pretend to be sick. I went to the hospital and said that it hurts everywhere, and then I took various medicines. Now you can definitely not drink water, you can definitely not take medicine, and you can definitely not take injections. Good night~

33. I am exhausted every time and then go home and sleep for two days. I really don't want to go to school.

After studying for so many years, I still don't want to go to school like a child. Actually, I don't want to leave home. The farther away from home, the more uneasy I feel, but when I see the market around the school, I feel familiar with my other home, just like there is no summer vacation. Here we are at school. What about you?

I don't want to go to work every Monday, just like I didn't want to go to school before.

As soon as the door was closed, I heard the flowers screaming inside. I want to rush in. I don't want to go to school anyway. I think my mother is sad, too.

I don't want to go to school either, or I don't want to go to school separately from you.

38. I don't know why I suddenly feel so excited! I feel as if I suddenly sprouted something! But no! I don't want to do homework! Don't want to go to school Not at all!

39. I don't want to go to school every time I start school.

40. Always be happy first and then unhappy. On August 23rd, 20xx, the last day of summer vacation, all the children went to report, and it was always quiet around. My heart is particularly uncomfortable, tears keep falling down again and again, and I can't stop it. I don't want to go to school. I went out to play with my mother for a day yesterday. I put the semester first, but what should come will always come. I will go to school tomorrow. I still have to feel bad before school starts.

Funny people who don't want to go to school say phrases.

1. Too ugly to go to school.

I want to study hard, but the computer tempts me as soon as I get home.

I don't want to go to school for thirty days.

When I grow up, the only constant is my heart that doesn't want to go to school.

5. A schoolmaster doesn't want to do his homework or go to school sooner or later.

6. Homework is unkind and unfair. Homework never leaves me.

7. I have spread my homework on the balcony. Do it yourself during a typhoon.

8. There are two things in the world that can lie on the glass, one is the gecko and the other is the class teacher.

9. The most shameless person is homework. I said I didn't like it, and it made me do it.

10. If you want to study, you should take the initiative like chasing a girl you like. Try chasing nine girls at once.

1 1. I don't want to go to school for 30 days a month.

12. Little sunflower mother starts school! The child has a bad cough, mostly because he doesn't want to go to school. Just beat them up.

13. Don't want to go to school, don't want to go to school, don't want to go to school ~ ~ ~

14. It's not that we don't want to go to school. We just don't want to see the teacher yelling at our ears at school every day and taking care of a lot of homework.

15. Show your heart to the children who don't want to go to school tomorrow.

16. There are too many bitches to go to school.

17. If you don't want to go to school, follow my sister to blow up the school.

18. It's not that I don't want to go to school, I just don't want to go to class.

19. Don't want to start school, don't want to go to school, don't want to, don't want to-countless don't want to omit here.

20. Children often cough badly and most of them don't want to go to school to pretend. Just beat them up.

2 1. The child keeps coughing, mostly pretending not to go to school.

22. It's not that I don't want to go to school, just that I don't want to go to class.

23. Those who don't want to go to school are all good children, because there is nowhere to meet them at school.

It is really difficult to choose between wanting to go to school and not wanting to go to school after graduating from junior high school.

25. The chrysanthemum class has started! Children always cough badly, and most of them are faking it. If you don't want to go to school, just have a meal!

26. There are always seven or eight days a week when I don't want to go to school.

27. It is not that we don't want to go to school. We don't want to go to class.

28. I don't want to go to school for 30 days in a month.

The mood of going to work after the Spring Festival is always very short. I don't want to go to work or go to school.

1. I don't want to go to work in winter. What kind of disease is this?

2. Don't want to go to work, don't want to performance appraisal. If you don't go to work, you will starve to death.

God, I am so sleepy. I don't want to get up and go to work. Don't kidnap me in bed or be an accomplice in the quilt. . . .

4. I wake up in the morning and feel my shoulders ache. It's raining outside the window. I really don't want to get up. I don't want to go to work. Helpless, the burden of life weighs me out of breath, like a mountain, alas!

5. Tell everyone a terrible news, I have to go to work again! ! ! The mood of going to work is heavier than going to the grave! ! ! Weekends are always short! ! ! There is wood! ! ! Go to work again! ! ! There is wood! ! ! Every holiday or Monday, I am very tired! Dizziness! Chest tightness! Abdominal distension! Loss of appetite! I'm sore all over! Don't concentrate! Some people don't want to go to school or go to work.

6. I don't want to go to work every day when I am at school. I got what I wanted every time. Now that I have graduated, I dare not say that I don't want to go to work, no matter how tired or hard I am. I'm afraid it will come true one day

7. Angels on the left and demons on the right. Don't want to go to work! ! !

8. I haven't been so happy for a long time. I didn't go back to school for a long time because I didn't want to go to work on a whim. I was very excited to see so many small meats getting younger ~ I didn't play anything. I fell asleep after taking a shower and lying down. I finally woke up in less than half an hour, and my spirit was surprisingly good. I just let it go and continued to sleep until I was sleepy. Well, life really needs seasoning.

9. Flight attendant, alas, I just got back at noon yesterday, and now I have plans and don't want to go to work!

10. I felt very lonely when I woke up. I had a little insomnia last night. I don't want to go to work. I really want to settle down at home.

1 1. If you miss a bus, wait for the next one; If a bowl of noodles is not full, eat another bowl; I don't want to go to work today, so I sleep in. You see, the weather is so good that all the people you love are still there. No big deal.

12. I was extremely depressed and broke out in a rash for no reason. I want to go crazy. I don't forget to visit at this time during my period. Even my calf hurts strangely for several days. I have a fever and headache. Don't want to go to work and are too lazy to talk. I just want to die.

13. Several colleagues who have been nurses for more than ten years have not yet figured out why they are nurses, but asked me why I have been a nurse for several years. Too much pressure to understand and care. Everyone knows the truth, but they don't have the courage to resign. I don't want to go to work after listening to it. I want to resign, but I haven't seen the real resignation yet!

14. It's hard to get up again, and I have the idea of not going to work!

15. I don't want to go to work at all on rainy days ~ I was supposed to sleep in and eat takeout in Hangzhou today ~ I just made a noise when I was walking home, like a squeaking sound. I wonder if I sucked my finger hard. It feels so cute. It's the first time to hear such a voice ~

16. I have no patience for anything, don't want to do anything, suddenly don't want to go to work, want to do something I want to do, but don't know what to do.

17. Actually, I'm a little sleepy, but it's hard to refuse. I've been much better since I went back to Yinchuan for dinner. It is not enough to go to the movies after dinner. It's a little late. I don't want to go to work tomorrow.

18. I want to sleep, because I am stuck in bed and I don't want to go to work. God, it's so cold. I'm so excited. Drink ginger tea and stop reading.

19. Meeting is always unexpected, but parting is always planned for a long time. There are always some people who will gradually fade out of your life. You should learn to accept rather than miss. I don't want to go to work recently ~ have you been out of customs for too long?

20. Last night was a magical night. It's too hot to cover the quilt, too cold to cover it, and there are mosquitoes in half. Don't want to go to work

2 1. Before, he said that it didn't matter that I couldn't do housework. I married a wife, not a nanny. Later he said, you can't do anything. Why should I marry you and go home? Before, he said, stay at home if you don't want to go to work. I will support you. Later, he said, you eat mine and drink mine. What reason do you have to argue with me? Some people say that love is like fishing. If you are hooked, there is no need to waste bait. Girls are most afraid.

22. All kinds of discomforts, all kinds of discomforts, all kinds of absences, headaches, sore throats and stomachaches. I don't want to go to work, just want to sleep.

23. I used to do whatever I wanted and ask for leave if I didn't want to go to work. Now everything has changed.

24. Ten thousand grass-mud horses galloped by, and the clatter of hooves summed up in one sentence: I don't want to go to work, I don't want to go to work!

It's time to get tired of going to work every day. It's raining outside the window. I really don't want to go to work.

26. I don't want to go to work, work, study, take exams, go to the theatre, read novels, go out, have fun, and sleep. Is this a precursor to depression?

I don't want to go to work in cold weather. I must get rid of this idea.

28. I said it hadn't rained for a long time, and then it rained. I said I didn't want to go to work, and I had to rest tomorrow and the day after. I just finished eating hot pot now. Well, I really want to date now. ......

29. In the future, no unit will be closer than today, so I will cherish my blessings, but I really don't want to go to work and feel that I am wasting my life.

30. I am suddenly tired of this life, don't want to go to work, and live without a goal! !

3 1. It is easy to be melodramatic when you are alone, especially when it rains. Everything is boring, I don't want to sleep, I don't want to go to work, I don't want to get stuck in my chest for no reason, but I can't say anything annoying.

I feel so depressed after working for a long time. I don't want to go to work, just want to have fun. The world is so big that I haven't been out of the province much.

33. Don't want to go to work. This is all the deep desire of a lazy cancer patient in the cold winter morning when the temperature drops suddenly.

34. It's getting closer and closer to work time, and I don't want to go to work. I really want to keep playing like this, and it will be a little fun all my life.

35. Physical and mental fatigue, no motivation. So I don't want to go to work tomorrow! Vacation!

If you don't want to go to work, come back to school. Away from the noise of the city.

37. I want to buy in buy buy, wave after wave, eat and drink, don't want to go to class, don't want to go to work, and a little satisfaction is always completely forgotten by all kinds of troubles after getting up the next day. I don't want to play, I don't want to play.

38. Don't want to go to work! ! ! Want to go out for a walk. It's far. The kind that leaves tomorrow.

Although I really don't want to go to work, the line is too long, and I almost feel incompetent when I am idle.

40. In an ideal life, you don't want to go to work, get married, be sad, care about society or care about human beings. You just want to listen to your heart, just leave and take care of yourself. However, if you want to be a fugitive in life, you also need sufficient conditions.