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A selection of classic jokes about feelings

Secular ethics and faint heartache are hard to see. Only in the world of love can you see these, and then there are classic emotional jokes I have carefully prepared for you. Welcome to watch!

Classic jokes about feelings (hot articles)

1. I struggled in the noise during the day and couldn't see a trace of loneliness. Everyone thinks that I have forgotten you, just as you have forgotten me. Everything quieted down at night, and loneliness began to devour everything. Thinking of you will touch the most hurt string in your heart mercilessly. A moment later, my insides woke up together? Ten thousand arrows pierce the heart.

That boy taught me to grow up. That girl taught me to love. They once appeared in my life and then disappeared. However, I don't believe they are angels. They are the most common boys and girls in the world, so I have been waiting under the camphor tree. Because I believe that they will come back one day. Come back to me and teach me more. Hasn't the solstice of summer come yet?

Actually, I don't have to wait for you, but I can't wait for anyone else if I wait. If the morning dew is bright?

You like me because I am a good person, but you love him, even if he is a wrong person. May I see you?

When I met you, I opened a door, and behind it was heaven. So love is sad?

6. If that person once appeared in this world, others will be reconciled! I don't want to settle. Why Shengxiao Mo?

7. At one time, we all thought we could die for love. In fact, love can't kill people. It will only stick a needle in the most painful place, and then we want to cry. We tossed and turned and were turned into steel. You are not the wind, and I am not the sand. No matter how lingering, you can't reach the end of the world. The youth that we will eventually die?

8. Xiaosonggang, the moon is like frost, and people are like floating flowers. Ten years, three thousand years, I hope I don't want to forget. Zhu Xian?

I can't give you the whole world, but I will give you my whole world. Never forget?

10. Step one, look up. Step two, close your eyes. In this way, tears will flow into my heart. I remember, I have never abandoned you, and those things that make you sad are lies. Time is a biennial flower?

1 1. Most beautiful things can't withstand destruction, such as crystals, such as crystal-like love.

12. Obviously, this is not important. Once you suddenly say you want it, over time, you really want it. Mu Xiaofeng, I want you. Crazy burning years of animal husbandry?

13. Sometimes I hate you, and more often I love you. So you're still here?

14. Dj Yan, I won't wait for you at home. Don't forget the way home. Ten years, a product is as warm as words?

15. The years are old, but they never leave. Sauvignon Blanc?

Classic jokes about feelings (classic)

1. for life? Never leave! You are mine? I'm yours too. Alone in the world?

2. The moment you turned around, my depressed life. Why Shengxiao Mo?

Your heart is where I want to come back when I go to the ends of the earth. Warm string?

It turns out that tears can last forever, but heaven can't compare with your smile on me. How far is a light year?

Time didn't wait for me, but you forgot to take me away. Hasn't the solstice of summer come yet?

6. You push everyone around you away and say that you are afraid of loneliness.

7. I asked my sister questions about men and women when I was very young. Me:? Sister, what is lewd? Sister:? ..... enthusiastic, lively and cheerful. ? Me:? Sister, you are so slutty. ? Dad? My left face is swollen. Me:? Sister, what do you mean? Sister:? ..... is politeness, thrift and economy. ? Me:? Sister, you are so cheap. ? Dad? My right face is swollen. Me:? Sister, what is love? Sister:? ..... Love is lewd and cheap. ? Me:? Sister, you don't love at all? After a long time, sister? Hmm? Give a shout. It took me ten years to understand why tears suddenly swirled in her eyes. ? Zhang Jiajia is crossing your world.

8. What is love? Love is when you fall in love with someone, you will give up your freedom in exchange for his freedom; Love means that when you fall in love with someone, you will change your life and fulfill his wish; Love means that when you fall in love with someone, you will be willing to let go and leave the best memories and blessings. The most beautiful thing in love is not necessarily the ending. It's not a lifetime to travel together. ? Ipartment, Kevin·Z

9. I always talk a lot when I exhort others, but I always have nothing to say. I can't find a word to comfort my heart.

10. When you learn to bow your head and learn not to be self-centered, you will find that you will become stronger!

1 1. Giraffe's neck is so long, is it hard to choke? Is it painful for octopus to beat three times? Crows imitate people and pretend to cough when they are embarrassed. When camels have long eyelashes and want to cry, can they say that their eyes are in Sand Snakes? When they are tired, they can't be given the warmth they can rely on. Xiao Qiang has two brains. When he is lonely, does he think about who he is with? "Mushroom, mushroom, don't bloom, sir, do you still love her?"

12. Time gradually took away the youth and frivolous, and also slowly precipitated the self-knowledge of cold and warm. Praise your growth.

13. I don't want to ask about your past, that's your business. I hope to participate in your future. I'd love to. Sherlock

14. Young people listen to the rain song upstairs, and the red candle is faint. In the prime of life, the boat is listening to the rain, the river is wide and the clouds are low, and the broken geese are called the west wind. Now listening to the rain monk Lu, there are stars on his temples. Sorrow is always ruthless, and it is still dripping until dawn. ? Young mermaid in Jie Jiang, listening to the rain.

15. The meaning of freedom is never to say sorry. ? The god of the right wing of paper

Classic jokes about feelings (selected articles)

1. "Life is like a glass of water, glug (lonely), glug (lonely), a cup (generation) is gone!"

2. I began to cultivate my mind. The first lesson is: be indifferent to humiliation, cultivate one's morality)

This is a good time to keep a diary. It's raining, but it's not too heavy. It's noisy and humid. This is a good time to remember. It is afternoon, but it is not too late. The light will not be dim and the eyes will not be tired. It's a good time to be blue. The sky is full of depressed white clouds, which is a good time to dream. Like I just passed you by. You just didn't bring an umbrella. I just held a drop of rain on your left shoulder. I didn't say much.

4. The wind blows the petals like a broken fleeting time, and your smile shakes and becomes the most beautiful ornament on the road of life. Look at the sky, the snow and the shadows of the seasons. ? Jing M.Guo's The Edge of Love and Pain

The greatest happiness is three things: someone believes you, someone is with you, and someone is waiting for you.

6. "They were persuaded to join them. This certainty is beautiful, but uncertainty is more beautiful. They are convinced that it was the enthusiasm of generate that brought them together in an instant. This certainty is beautiful, but it is not sure that it is better. ? How many meters "Go Left"? Go to the right. "

7. "You jump, I jump." Titanic "

8. My harem theory: English is my queen. Although I never turn over her brand or record her appearance, her position is still so stable. Mathematics is my imperial concubine, and I love her deeply. Although I can't give her the most prestigious position, I spend a lot of time trying to figure out her mind every day, but I still can't understand her. Chinese is my good princess, gentle and demure, never meddling, and occasionally sharing my troubles. Biology was my first lover, but she died young. When she dreams of me at midnight every month, she will cry bitterly for her misery. Physics is my brother's daughter-in-law, so I can only watch and not eat. As for politics and history, I have put them in the cold. The woman who exercised was so melodramatic that I gave her a red one. As for geography, officials and women, I don't even bother to mention it. Who let her into the palace? ?

9. "When Whenyoufin Develops Everything You LookedFrondor, I hope your lifeleadsyoubacktomyfrontdoor. Oh, come on, beautiful. If you get everything you want, I hope life can bring you back to my door. If all this can't be achieved, please keep it beautiful. )? Taylor Swift's Beautiful Stay

10. "Shallow water is noisy and deep water is silent. ? Shelley "

1 1. The husband is indisputable, so the world can't compete with him. ? Li Er's "Jiang Hai Can Be the King of Hundred Valleys"

12.? In fact, she always gives you opportunities, but you refuse to face them and believe them. Even if in the end, the world and her, you chose her and refused to kill her, she will die here, so that your friendship can be complete. You subconsciously know this, but you dare not gamble, dare not trust her, dare not take risks with the six realms, and would rather die with her. But she just won't let you live and bear the consequences of your choice as you wish. What's so hard about dying? What I fear most is a lonely and guilty life. Fresh fruit "Hua"

13. Are women funny? Always willing to gamble everything just to prove that you love her. What is more sad is that Hua is willing to be hurt by you again when she knows the result, just to see how important she is in your heart. In fact, where can you have a little sympathy and pity for her? You feel sorry for your guilt, but over the years, you only stick to what you think is right and never put yourself in her shoes. Now, you will always protect the world you bought with the life of the person you love the most. Bamboo dyeing. ? Fresh fruit "Hua"

14. Butterflies burnt to ashes, branches and leaves with broken roots? River map "The wind is blowing and the sky is blue"

15. Love is crazy, and two people hold up all their dreams; If you don't love, you will be strong, and a person will bear all the injuries.

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