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Funny words about the cold weather: I’m not cold if I don’t reply to your messages, I’m cold-handed

1. It’s getting cold. If you wake up from the cold at night, don’t forget to lift the quilt for your roommates.

2. The weather is so cold that it’s like a joke, and life is like nonsense.

3. It’s so cold in the Northeast. Even when you pee, it freezes into popsicles before you even hit the ground. You have to hit it with a stick.

4. The farthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, but the temperature difference between inside and outside the bed in winter.

5. It’s time to rely on courage to take off clothes, perseverance to wash clothes, and explosive power to get up.

6. Cold weather makes you sick, and cold heart kills.

7. The person who allows me to take out my mobile phone and type and chat with you on the road this day is definitely my true love.

8. It’s so cold in winter. I want a warm bed, wifi that won’t disconnect, and endless snacks. If these don’t work, can you give me you?

9. Bring an extra coat when it gets cold. Remember to bring an umbrella when it rains. If your hands get cold, buy a cup of hot milk tea. Don’t treat yourself badly.

10. It’s cold, only a coat, no hugs.

11. It molests me in winter, always freezing my hands and feet.

12. It’s cold, can you lend me a hug?

13. Meeting you makes winter feel warmer.

14. The coldest thing is not winter but the festivals in winter.

15. If I don’t reply to your message, I’m not being cold, I’m being cold-hearted.

16. It’s getting cold, Yue Lao, did you use my red thread to knit a sweater?

17. Winter is the most hooligan, always likes to freeze my hands and feet.

18. What is winter? I don’t want to leave the bed even if I’m holding my urine.

19. It’s very cold this winter. Some of you keep warm, and I put it in my own pocket.

20. It’s getting cold. If you have someone to hug, let’s put some clothes on if you don’t have someone. Funny things about the cold weather

1. There is a kind of cold that is not felt cold by you, but by your mother.

2. It’s time to rely on courage to take off clothes, perseverance to wash clothes, and explosive power to get up.

3. The snow has just begun to fall, and the winter sun seems to have narrowed the distance between it and people, appearing particularly clear and dazzling. But the temperature of the sun seems to have been cooled by ice and snow, and it cannot heat up anymore.

4. There is a kind of longing called looking forward to wearing autumn water, and there is a kind of cold called forgetting to wear autumn trousers.

5. People who have made a long journey in time are like farmers who have plowed the wasteland in countless winters. Even in the spring when there are green marks everywhere, they cannot evoke a feeling of prosperity for the earth. .

6. The winter sun, even at noon, will not shine vertically like the summer sun, condensing a person's shadow into a heavy black ink dot. The winter sunshine slants in from the window at noon, and the shape of the window draws out a narrower rectangular bright spot on the ground of the cafeteria. Winter noon feels like a summer dusk, vaguely and sadly beautiful.

7. I always think back countless times, those snowy winters, the broken clouds on the city and the rising sun that never appeared. Your shoulders have held up a whole summer. No matter how hard I look, I can't see the end.

8. The farthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, but the temperature difference between inside and outside the bed in winter.

9. When it’s cold, don’t send me a message to add clothes. If you really love me, please transfer money to my Alipay before you can add clothes.

10. It’s so cold in winter. I want a warm bed, wifi that won’t disconnect, and endless snacks. If these don’t work, can you give me you?

11. In this cold season, you are in my thoughts every day, and the happy time has no end; the unforgettable past is treasured in my heart, but the warm thoughts are so far away. I wish you good health and happiness every day in this cold season!

12. It’s getting cold, Yue Lao, did you use my red thread to knit a sweater?

13. I remember it was a bitterly cold winter. I didn’t want to go to class in the morning, so I asked my roommate to ask for leave for any reason. Soon, the news of my heat stroke spread throughout the campus.

14. Autumn has passed. I came to the empty waterside in the biting cold wind. The sky is blue and the sky is far away. , silently wishing you all peace in my heart! Sigh, it’s getting cold, please stay warm!

15. The weather is so cold that it’s like a joke, and life is like nonsense.

16. You are summer and I am winter. You are the warm stove touching the snow. But you don’t know that you are the first spring flower I see in winter.

17. The coldest thing is not winter but the festivals in winter.

18. Actors cannot enter the scene with just their faces, they must enter the scene with their heads, because actors do not play the face, but the heart. Skin pain is something that an actor should bear as a profession. I never think that jumping into water in the winter and wearing a cotton-padded jacket in the summer is an actor's achievement. Experience is tiring, and it is the most painful thing for an actor.

19. On this day, the person who can make me take out my mobile phone and type and chat with you on the road is definitely my true love.

20. The weather is cold, and the leaves are stacked with thoughts; the wind expresses the heartfelt feelings. My blessings come to you gently, sending you care and wishing you good health; sending you greetings, wishing you happiness and good fortune. Sending you some warmth and making your happiness expand.

21. In winter, the earth exudes an alluring fragrance, which is more intoxicating than a hundred birds contending! It is more intoxicating than autumn rain, and more penetrating than the autumn rain. It is a noun for beauty, and it is even more exciting. Winter is the anesthetic that people are addicted to! It is a noun for the withering of all things, but it is also the messenger bird before all things wake up! That is - snow. The falling snow falls from the top of your head, and you will feel waves of relaxation, as if every nerve is dancing happily...

22. I like you" "Don't be ridiculous! "It's so cold, I'm delirious"

23. The breeze blows, leaving you the maple leaves, the roses bloom, leaving you the fragrance, the years pass, leaving you the happiness. You, the shooting star passed by, leaving you with hope, I sent the text message, and left you with blessings. It’s getting cold, so pay attention to your health and don’t forget to put on clothes.

24. The scenery in the snow is magnificent. The sky and the earth are completely the same, and only a piece of silver can be seen, as if the whole world is decorated with silver.

25. The weather is getting colder. I want to know your news from afar. Have you paid attention? Take good care of yourself. I can't take the pressure of life and work for you. I would like to send you a few words of concern. Don't forget to keep warm and wear clothes when the weather is cold!

26. Two or three years have passed, and winter has come again.

27. When a girl says she is cold when she is alone, it is actually a kind of hooliganism.

28. I am not cold-hearted if I don’t reply to your message. I am cold-hearted.

29. A person who is so afraid of cold and heat, but loves winter and summer so much.

30. My friend, you know it’s cold and cool. ; I miss you, I miss you, the text message needs to be sent; I wrote it, sent it, to remind you to add some clothes; after reading it, I am so happy, I wish you good luck in the autumn!

31. I am listening to the rain at night. I miss you in the winter. The cold is still there. I send you warm blessings. The greetings are like sunshine and are sent to your heart. I wish you everything goes well. It’s cold and you can be healthy and live a happy life. , always smile sweetly!

32. When the weather is cold, the heart is not cold. Don’t worry about a trace of true love. When the weather is cold, the heart is not cold. Don’t forget a trace of concern. A small text message means a lot of affection. Tell me to stay healthy in the cold weather. Exercise, get plenty of rest, and eat properly to stay healthy!

33. “Why do people in northern areas have more direct personalities? "It's freezing cold. Who has time to chat with you?" ”

34. It’s getting cold. If you have someone to hug, let’s put some clothes on if you don’t have someone.

35. After breakfast, I walked out of the house and found that it was even colder outside. I couldn't help but shiver, my upper and lower rows of teeth were chattering, my neck was tightly tucked into my collar, and I was afraid to let go.

36. Winter is so quiet. . The cold makes the jumping and screaming rivers lose their gurgling sound, silences the rushing rivers, and calms the boundless sea, allowing them to take a rest.

37. May the weather be cold. , there will be someone who is not shy or impatient to warm your hands. May a bright person live in your heart forever.

38. Although the wind today is not as strong as before, the wind is blowing and the clouds are flying. The fallen leaves are flying in all directions, but it is also the insidiousness of "no wind at this time is better than wind, and the chill makes people shiver and keep silent", as if it has penetrated into the air and pierced every pore.

< p> 39. If it’s cold and you can put your cold hands on his back, it must be true love.

40. “Let’s go out and play.” “I have seen through the coldness of the world, and I just want to be with you.” "There is no war in the world" "Speaking human words" "It's so cold outside, I don't want to move"

41. I am afraid of cold, whether it is the weather or the human heart.

42. I I met a cat diving, but I didn’t meet you. I met a dog climbing a rock, but I didn’t meet you. I met the snow in the summer, but I didn’t meet you. I met the typhoon in the winter, but I didn’t meet you. . I have learned how to make a net when I meet pigs, but I have never met you. I have met all the extraordinary things, but I have never met the ordinary you.

43. Because of the cold weather. Fire; because it rains, there is an umbrella; because it is boring, there is wonderful music; my dear, can you let me be your fire and your umbrella, and sing an everlasting song with you?

44. The weather is so cold that you can even fart to dry your hands.

45. It’s cold and the north wind is howling, and the snow is falling from the window behind me and the smoke is rising from the stove. Although the weather in winter is changeable, the love of friends is still conveyed. I miss you in my heart every day. I send you my deepest greetings through text messages. Warm blessings, it’s getting cold, so be careful to protect yourself from the cold!

46. The weather is cold, the temperature difference between day and night is large, and your health is not good. Remember to add clothes and don’t always find it troublesome. Many times, other people can do nothing for you except words of comfort. I hope you will be happy today. You can have a good night's sleep and have a good rest. I love you, my husband.

47. The snowflakes fall quietly, and in the cold air, I seem to see warm tears. That is because I am grateful for life, my friends, my relatives, and myself. , I saw tears melting the ice and snow! I don’t know whether I am sighing about what the arrival of winter means, am I looking forward to something, looking forward to future happiness and joy, or am I continuing to wait and wander alone endlessly in the pale world... < /p>

48. May the faint cold air blow away your fatigue in life, and the rustling north wind convey my heartfelt thoughts: In winter, please keep warm! An unswerving friendship, ten thousand blessings, and warm greetings to you who I miss.

49. Bring an extra coat when it’s cold. Remember to bring an umbrella when it rains. If your hands are cold, buy a cup of hot milk tea. Don’t treat yourself badly.

50. Throughout the winter, I read and recalled over and over again/I was moved to complete the final harm to myself/Throughout the winter, the snow never fell/And my lover never came.

51. The farthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, but the temperature difference between inside and outside the bed in winter.

52. The recent bad weather makes me feel like opening the refrigerator every time I open the door.

53. The most annoying thing in winter is to take off all your clothes and just jump into the warm quilt and wrap yourself up tightly, only to realize that the lights are not turned off.

54. When the weather gets cold, my hands get cold and I don’t want to touch my phone anymore. But when I think of my friends, my heart gets warm. Friendship is always there, warmth is always there, text message greetings, I wish you happiness and health, and smile more every day.

55. I bought a pair of shoelaces and put them on my shoes, which was like sending warmth to the whole winter.

56. This winter, the ground was frozen and cracked, the north wind was blowing like a knife, and heavy snow was flying all over the sky.

57. The recent bad weather makes me feel like opening the refrigerator every time I open the door.

58. It’s cold. If you have someone to hug, let’s put some clothes on if you don’t have someone.

59. She sat on the platform and watched the leaves falling in the strong wind. She believed that all her wishes would eventually come true. Even if the fallen leaves would fall in the spring, the birds would leave in the winter, the palace would collapse at dawn, and they would be remembered in their memory. Crying bitterly, she always believed that her faith was like a vine growing little by little, climbing up her heart and wrapping around her body, and then she would encounter an unexpected miracle

60. Don’t ask me why I failed in the exam. Because the weather was too cold, I was confused.

61. The person who allows me to take out my mobile phone and type and chat with you on the road this day is definitely my true love.

62. When someone shares the sorrow, the pain will be alleviated; when the joy is shared, the happiness will be doubled; when someone cares about you in winter, the cold will stop; occasionally when someone wishes blessings, the mood will be bright. Pack more clothes when the weather is cold and enjoy the winter!

63. The weather is getting cooler, so don’t forget to put on more clothes. Blessings to you and warm your heart. Be happy every day, not to mention always busy. Remember to contact us more often and send more greetings.

64. “What is winter?” “I don’t want to leave the bed even if I’m holding my urine.”

65. The snow in Siberia warms the colors of this winter. Three or two pieces of clear laughter still stay in the remoteness of the day, unable to bear the mention of small things; the frosty dew is running on the foggy glass windows, stubbornly guarding the dawn. The old dream of fallen flowers is still there, and the unintentional heartbeat disturbs this too transparent silence. In the time of bright clothes and angry horses, we are lingering on the days that are about to go, and the words scattered in youth.

66. With someone who cares about you, even the dullest days are rich; with someone who cares about you, even the lonely falling snow is romantic; with someone who wishes you blessings, even the coldest winter is warm. It's getting cold, so wear more clothes and take care of yourself.

67. When the weather gets cold, white clouds make clothes; when the ground gets cold, fallen leaves make clothes; when the swallows get cold, they move to the south; when the fish get cold, they hide deep in the water; when winter comes, I sew a piece for you with blessings. The clothes of care are draped on your heart to protect you from thousands of miles of snow and frost!

68. Don’t forget to put on extra clothes when the weather gets cold, be careful not to catch a cold, and take care of yourself, because no one will feel sorry for you.

69. The wind is blowing and the weather is getting colder, which means winter is coming soon. At this time, we must remember to send cold weather blessing text messages to our relatives and friends to remind them that the weather is getting colder, remember to take care of themselves, and wish them a happy winter. I believe the following text message will be very suitable.

70. I am waiting for you here and I have become a winter tree - Wu Hongfei

71. Please don’t reject every snowflake that falls on you, because every snowflake Here are my best wishes and cordial greetings to you. But it’s getting cold, so keep warm.

72. I am your coat when the weather is cold, and medicine when you have a cold. I never say no, as long as you need it. I am your support when you are sad, your smile in text messages, and your hug when you are happy. , I want you to know that fairy tales are also proud of us! .

73. Don’t laugh at classmates who are dressed like rice dumplings, because there is a kind of coldness called “My mother thinks I am cold.”

74. This winter is very cold. Some of you keep warm while I put it in my pocket.

75. The learning mode cannot be started because it is too cold, too lazy to move, and the computer is stuck.

76. A trace of true love is worth a thousand taels of gold, a trace of warmth is worth thousands of miles of frost, a greeting brings warmth and sweetness, a text message brings all my thoughts: Happy every day! Live happily every day!

77. Therefore, I feel that instead of living a mediocre and incompetent life, it is better to become a lone goose that has lost its flock. I will spend my whole life looking for the direction of your wandering, passing through the silence and autumn clouds in the sky. The gatherings and dispersions fly into the folds of your thousands of mountains and peaks. How about I use my life's green blood to dye an infinitely beautiful sunset in the sky for you; and then use my life's clear tears to make the next scene for you in the cold winter, amidst the heavy snow. ——Zhong Xiaoyang's "Elegy"

78. There are ice strips everywhere outside, the ground is also frozen, and even the car is wearing anti-skid chains. The pine trees on the mountain are covered with fluffy snowballs, and the small trees on the road are also covered with fluffy and shiny silver bars. Daozhen has become a veritable world of pink makeup and jade.

79. In winter, if a dog is lying on the ground and blocking you, give it way. It will not be easy for it to warm that area with its belly.

80. Winter is the most hooligan, always likes to freeze my hands and feet.

81. Please do your best to keep out the cold in winter: hug your husband if you have a husband, hug your wife if you have a wife, and hug a hot water bottle if you don’t have one temporarily, and don’t hug them randomly! If it really doesn't work, it should be shed.

82. When the weather gets cold, the place I want to be most is not only in bed, but also in your arms.

83. Winter is the most hooligan, always likes to freeze my hands and feet.

84. It’s cold, can you lend me a hug?

85. Chase the sun and enjoy the warmth of the sun; look up at the blue sky and feel the vastness of the blue sky; climb mountains and appreciate the majesty of the mountains; swim in the sea and appreciate the vastness of the sea; bless your friends and hope that they will be happy! It's getting cold, keep warm!

86. Change is an eternal theme, while immutability is a relative definition. The solar terms are changing, from cold dew to frost, but what remains unchanged is the concern. The weather is getting colder, but the sincere greetings are still warm: I wish you happiness every day!

87. The weather is getting colder. Remember to give your friends a hug. Don’t forget to bring your coat when you go out. Go for a run if you have nothing to do. You will be healthy and carefree. Smile more and your worries will disappear. This text message wishes you a warm winter and a happy family.

88. Everything is covered in silver, so beautiful. However, what makes people feel the breath of winter first at home is the ice flowers on the windows. Some are like forests and full of mystery; some are like streams, as if they are flowing quietly. Talk about winter Phrases about winter

89. I still believe that the stars can talk, the stones will bloom, and you will finally arrive after passing through the fence in summer and the snow in winter.

90. I once cut off a piece of my youth and used it to rush towards a goal regardless of my own safety. That brave look makes me feel beautiful whenever I think about it. Like the warm sun in summer, like the free wind in the wilderness. I will always firmly believe that some things taken away from you in winter will be returned to you in spring. Yu Xin's "The days of hard work and self-sacrifice are called youth"

91. Be kind to yourself, if no one holds your hand this winter.

92. In the war, there was a soldier who crawled towards the goal in order to complete the task. He crawled and crawled slowly, and then crawled and crawled again, until he froze to death. This story reminds us that when the weather gets cold, we need to keep warm. Health is the most important thing.

93. The pure winter passes quietly, the weather is always changeable, and the mood is always the same!

94. I remember when my friends asked me when I was a kid, which season was my favorite? I said winter. In winter there is snow, a warm fire, and the New Year. Growing up, I still loved winter. Not just those childhood thoughts. Winter is the season when life is conceived; spring is the season when life grows; summer is the season when life thrives; autumn is the season when life matures. The gestation of life is the most important thing! Nowadays, I love the four seasons, and each season makes me intoxicated. I couldn't help but cheer and applaud! Spring is here, my heart is so excited! Summer is here and my heart is soaring! Autumn is here and my heart is full of joy! Winter is coming, my heart is collecting!

95. If I don’t reply to your message, I’m not being cold-hearted. I’m being cold-hearted.

96. There are so many stars, but it’s hard for the moon to face each other. The wind, flowers, snow and moon hate the cold winter. This feeling never lasts forever. Where is my old friend? The yellow sand is long and the sunset is longer. The setting sun laughs at the world of mortals, which has been capricious since ancient times and has gone through great changes.

97. Life lies in exercise, health lies in washing frequently, and happiness comes from mood.

Freeze early and do more exercise at night to freeze; wash early and late every day to sterilize and remove diseases. I wish influenza A is safe from you and everything goes well.

98. Cold is just one word. I only say it once. I know you will use snot instead.

99. There is no autumn in Shanghai. Often when summer is over, it rains heavily, and then the whole city begins to sweat. Winter rolls on the ground quickly, and everything becomes cold. Funny words to describe the cold weather Funny words to describe the cold weather

1. When it’s cold, put on more clothes, turn on the lights if you’re afraid of the dark, listen to music when you’re alone, go for a run when you’re heartbroken, or eat when you’re feeling pretentious. We must learn to take care of ourselves and regulate our emotions. This is not only responsible for ourselves, but also helps you not feel inferior when you meet someone in the future.

2. The four seasons of cold and warm, deep and shallow thoughts; the distance near and far, the lingering friendship; the more or less messages, the cherishment of each other through ups and downs; the repeated love Greetings and a cheerful smile. I wish you good health. Good morning. It’s getting cold. Please keep warm!

3. It’s cold! Be honest when sleeping! You will catch a cold if you step on the quilt randomly~~~ There are five purposes of sending this text message: first, to continue to curry favor with the relationship; second, to see if you have lost your phone; third, to remind you of my existence; fourth, to show that I care about you. ; Five, let me tell you, it’s going to be cold tomorrow, so don’t wear crotchless pants!

4. At first I just cared about you, but later I hoped you would be good to me too. I don’t know why, but I long to be with you every minute, want to talk to you, or just look at you quietly. I want to give you all the lean meat in a plate. I worry that you don’t have an umbrella when it rains. I worry that you don’t have enough clothes when it’s cold. I pay a little bit until everything is revealed. Suddenly one day, I realized that I love you so deeply.

5. It’s cold, and I want to give you a coat: the pockets are called warmth, the collar is called caring, the sleeves are called thoughtfulness, and the buttons are called missing; let this coat accompany you closely through every minute. Every second, you must be happy!

6. Girls/boys in front of the screen, wear more clothes when the weather is cold, don’t catch a cold, remember to wash your face with hot water, and take care of yourself at school. .

7. The cold wind is blowing and the nights are getting longer! Say hello softly, are you busy? When the seasons change, pay attention to your health, drink more boiled water, and wear more clothes. It is cold in the morning and evening, be careful of catching a cold, take care of yourself, and be happy and safe!

8. A life without friends is like a dish without salt or a world without sunshine. Life becomes boring. My friend, how are you in a foreign country? It's getting cold, take care of yourself.

9. The weather is getting colder, please keep warm. There are many versions of my greetings for you. The Want Want version: Dear, it’s getting cold, please keep warm. QQ version: Hello, is it snowing where you are? Weibo version: Knit a warm scarf for you. Copycat version: It’s cold and your attention is thin.

10. The autumn breeze is cool and the nights are getting longer! Greetings softly, are you busy? When the season changes, pay attention to your health, drink more boiled water, and wear more clothes. It is cold in the morning and evening, be careful of catching a cold, take care of yourself, and be happy and safe!

11. The charm of language lies in conveying thoughts; the role of clothes lies in resisting the cold; the warmth of friends lies in reminding each other; the ability of text messages lies in sending blessings: Friend, early winter day Take care of yourself when it’s cold!

12. I will not alienate you because of busyness, nor will I forget you because of the erosion of time. Autumn flowers and winter snow, summer goes and autumn begins again. Although the seasons change, my care has not changed. I wish you a fruitful life. Tired autumn. It's getting cold, take care of yourself!

13. It's getting cold. It seems to be getting colder when you say it's cold. It was clearly warm and sunny a few days ago, but a snowstorm is coming without any warning. . It was so cold that it caught people off guard.

14. The weather is cold, the big trees are trembling, the grass is shivering, the old cow is burning charcoal for warmth, the little white rabbit is wearing down, the ant is buying a hot water bottle, and Xiao Qiang is hibernating. What else are you looking at? Wear an extra piece of clothing!

15. A greeting, a text message, a hug, a look, a scarf, use your little hands to warm each other; please remember, it’s cold, put on more clothes. Don’t catch a cold! If you are unfortunate enough not to Be careful if you sneeze, please remember...

16. Happiness is not about how much you have, but about valuing what you have and looking down on what you cannot have. If you deliberately chase what you can't have, you will ignore what you already have, and your life will always be lived in yesterday and tomorrow instead of today. Happiness is originally very simple. It is only because we are too serious and eager to get things that do not belong to us that we make life full of troubles. When you stand in trouble and look up, happiness has been stepped on under your feet. Be more realistic and you will be happier.

17. Please don’t reject every snowflake that falls on you, because every snowflake has my best wishes and cordial greetings to you. But it’s getting cold, so keep warm.

18. May longing turn into warm sunshine, warming your body and mind; may love turn into moonlight, shining on your pillow; may tenderness turn into shooting stars, making your dreams come true; may care turn into Be a breeze and send my love. Use blessings to express expectations, and text messages to bring warmth. In this cold day, may warmth permeate the entire winter. Dear, please keep warm when it’s cold!

19. You asked me if I was doing well, and I said I was fine.

What is good is that I drive alone through the boundless wilderness, I close my eyes and stand on the unfathomable seaside, I deal with some calculations in life, and I resist the occasional ill intentions of fate. At those times, I want to fight. I’ll call you and tell you, I’m afraid. But in the end I couldn't bear it anymore, I couldn't rely on you anymore. I'm fine. Although I still miss you, I've still learned to let go of you.

20. The strong wind will not blow for a long time, the heavy snow will not fall for a long time, the severe cold will not last for a long time, and the winter will not last for a long time. If you ask me how long I care for you, I say: as long as my heartbeat. ! It's cold, use my blessings to spread warmth.

21. I miss you in my heart, and you care about me in your heart. Late at night, I will miss you. When the weather is cold, I will miss you. When I am bored, I will go to you. We hold hands and move forward together. May our love last forever. If you don’t reply to my message, you are just a stinky pig_Cute and coquettish signature

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⊙ If you don’t love it, don’t love it anymore. Entanglement is the most unattractive thing. Let you go, and let me go. Goodbye

⊙ There are recent rumors that I like you, let me clarify that it is not a rumor

⊙ How can you know that I am deeply in love if you are not my beloved

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⊙ My eyes are full of stars and you are full of them

⊙ Fortunately, I am not in love. Why would a poor person like me fall in love if it happens on Christmas Eve?

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⊙ Sir, don’t you like me today?

⊙ She says she has an indifferent heart despite her very angry face

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⊙ A good temper will never be given to people who push beyond their limits.

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⊙ Do what you want Yeah, it's none of my business if I'm wrong.

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⊙ I’m mean and vicious, and I can’t live well with you either. Don’t think about it better

⊙ I’m not ambitious, I just want to be in the world where I like people

⊙ Santa Claus said that this year’s Christmas wish can’t come true, I’m too old to carry you

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⊙ Mary Christmas

⊙ I want to kiss you until you suffocate and then give you artificial respiration

⊙ I won’t be your dog and I won’t lead you. Only use your hands to be the ex-girlfriend you can’t forget the most.

⊙ It’s better to be thinner. It’s too heavy to fall in love easily.

⊙ When I was young, I was busy growing up. When I grow up... .I’m busy loving you

⊙ You’ve been sorry to me many times, so I’m used to it

⊙ He was unconscious, like a child

⊙ No I am very happy and not sad.

⊙ Remember, I will remind you again that today is the anniversary of the little match girl who froze to death....

⊙ A full and unrestrained life Rely on the waves!

⊙ Tonight’s moon is not even as round as my face

⊙ What I hate most is that you insist that I think so even though I don’t think so. My temper I'm really afraid of accidentally killing you.

⊙ Good-looking people have stopped accepting Christmas gifts, but I am different.

⊙ Just cups, no tragedy

⊙ When I saw a dog emerging from the bushes, I couldn’t help but call out your name

⊙ Christmas is still the Day of Leftover Eggs

⊙ I held up Cupid’s arrow I'll chase you and fly in my bulletproof vest

⊙ It's snowing and cold, but I hope it snows every Christmas. Well, Merry Christmas on Christmas Eve

⊙ As long as you want it, as long as I have it, I won’t give it to you.

⊙ You despise me for having thick legs, despise me for not being tall enough, despise me for not being slim. If I were tall enough and had a slim figure, I would still be able to see you. Do you like me?

⊙ If one day my Supreme Treasure becomes someone else’s Monkey King, then I will blow up his Huaguo Mountain and burn you to death, you vixen

⊙ Today It's the anniversary of the little match seller who froze to death

⊙ Don't refuse me in a hurry. It's not too late to tell me whether you love me or not. Wait until I stick my tongue in your mouth and put my hand in your pants.