Textbook Drama of Mianchi Meeting Story in Jiang Xianghe's Text

Time: One day in the Warring States Period.

Venue: Mianchi

People: Wang Zhao, Lin Xiangru, Minister Zhao Guo; Qin Wang and Qin Xiang.

Scenery: There are a row of seats on both sides of the stage, and there are melons and fruits waiting for guests on the coffee table in front of the seats.

【 At the curtain, the prince of Zhao, the king of Qin, and the ministers of the two countries sit down and persuade each other to drink wine and persuade food. 〕

Qin Wang: (putting down his glass with malicious intent) I heard that Wang Zhao is proficient in melody, so I'm going to invite Wang Zhao to play drums and musical instruments today. I hope you don't refuse.

The prince of Zhao can't refuse, so he has to drum for a while. )

Qin Wang: (Applause loudly) Wang Zhao really deserves his reputation for playing drums and musical instruments. (Facing the minister) Record the fact that Zhao Wang played drums for the king.

Lin Xiangru: (Angry, walks up to the King of Qin) Please give the King of Zhao a punch (fǒu).

The king of Qin pretended not to hear and continued to drink. )

Lin Xiangru: (loudly) Please be the Prince of Zhao.

King Qin: (putting down his glass and glancing at Lin Xiangru haughtily) Qin is a powerful country in the Central Plains. It's outrageous to ask this weak king to slap him!

Lin Xiangru: (seriously staring at the King of Qin) You and I are only five steps away now. If you don't promise, I will fight you. (Say that finish, striding forward, ready to battle with the king of Qin. )

(The king of Qin breaks out in a cold sweat and knocks on the door trembling. )

Lin Xiangru: (Returning to his seat, he said to the minister) Today, the king of Qin slapped the king of Zhao. Please write it down.

Qin Wang: (blushing) Oh, Dr. Lin is really witty and brave. I wanted to make fun of the prince of Zhao and show the prestige of our state of Qin, but I didn't expect Dr. Lin to make fun of me. I admire you. Come on, let's have a drink. Cheers.

The king of Qin, the king of Zhao and all the ministers raise their glasses at the same time and say "cheers" in unison. )

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