"When I arrived at Ranfu, I looked up and down at the present master. That's it anyway. If you say something wrong, you dare not speak. " idiom
Once upon a time, there was a foreign official in Ranjiazhuang village. Although he has 100 hectares of fertile land and a wealthy family, he is surprisingly stingy with people, even his daughter and son-in-law.
Mr. Ran has three sons-in-law, all of whom live more than ten miles away. The eldest son-in-law is a scholar, the second son-in-law is Mr. Feng Shui, and the third son-in-law is a charlatan. On June 15th of that year, Mr. Ran celebrated his seventieth birthday, and three sons-in-law came to celebrate his birthday with their wives and children. It happened that it rained heavily and they couldn't return. It rained heavily and they stayed for a few days.
Mr. Ran, the miser, looked at a family of three drinking, eating meat and eating vegetables every day, and his heart ached. Seeing that it was cloudy and the rain couldn't stop for a while, he suddenly had the idea of seeking a husband. But the old guy still loves face, so I don't know, and he thought hard all night and came up with an idea. On the sixth day, there was less rain. He called his three sons-in-law to the living room and said to them, "It's nothing anyway. The old lady has a charade. How about taking an examination of Miyoshi husband? "
The three sons-in-law had expected it, and said in unison, "Please speak, father-in-law."
Teacher Ran stretched out his right index finger, pointing up to the sky, pointing down to the ground, back and forth, left and right, then compared three fingers, five fingers, and finally pointed to his heart.
The three sons-in-law knew all about it after reading it, but tacitly winked at each other and deliberately talked nonsense with the old father-in-law. The eldest son-in-law took the lead in answering: "The riddle of the father-in-law understands that there is astronomy and geography in the world; There are pre-Han books and post-Han books. There is Zuo Zhuan on the left and Study Tour on the right; Your old man wants to encourage my son-in-law to study until midnight every day and expect me to be the top scholar! "
Mr. Ran shook his head.
The second son-in-law crisscrossed the north and south, believing that he was well-informed, and replied, "My father-in-law's son-in-law who is riddled with holes understands that there are thirty-six days in the sky and seventy-two demons in the earth; There are suzaku in front and Xuanwu in the back; There is a dragon on the left and a white tiger on the right; No matter how good the three emperors and five emperors are, they are not as good as your old man's heart! "
Mr. Ran shook his head like a rattle.
It's time for the third son-in-law to answer. Seeing that the old man's face was getting ugly, the third son-in-law deliberately said, "There are asparagus on the top and rehmannia on the bottom; Peucedanum praeruptorum in front, magnolia officinalis in the back; Zuojin Pill on the left and Guigui Drink on the right; Three rushes and five plantains can ease the heart fire ... "I don't know. When I finished speaking, Mr. Ran stood up with a shout, stamped his feet hard and left angrily.
The three sons-in-law laughed together after watching the old father-in-law leave. The eldest son-in-law said, "I have guessed my father-in-law's answer. Do you know? " The second son-in-law smiled and said, "I guessed it long ago." The third son-in-law went on to say, "I guessed it three days ago. Don't trust me. Tell my two brothers-in-law. Father-in-law's answer is: it rains in the sky and there is disaster underground; No food and grass before, no reinforcements after; Laozi is also difficult to control; You three families ate me for five days for nothing, and I am distressed! "
As soon as the third son-in-law said, the eldest son-in-law and the second son-in-law laughed together in a clear voice: "What a brother-in-law!"
Then, the eldest son-in-law whispered to his two brothers-in-law, "He asked us to guess a riddle. How about we let him guess a poem riddle? " They heard it, claiming it was wonderful, and suggested that the poem riddle should be compiled by the eldest son-in-law.
The eldest son-in-law wanted to think, dipped his pen in ink and wrote a poem on the wall with a flying pen-
"When I arrived at Ranfu, I looked up and down at the present master. That's it anyway. If you say something wrong, you dare not speak. "
The three of them smiled at each other again and went to cook with laughter. After a while, Mr. Ran returned to the living room. When he saw the mysterious poem on the wall, he couldn't help shivering with anger, cramping his legs and plopping to the ground. It turns out that riddle poems imply four words. Readers, you must have guessed which four words it is, right?
The answer to "son-in-law beating father-in-law": stay for another ten days.
The answer means: stay here for another 10 days.
Refer to website/ebook/gushilin/gshl2006/gshl20060720.html.