A man and a woman sketch lines, about three minutes. Wait online.
Characters: Xiao Ai, Xiao Wu, Xiao Ling, five teachers
Scene: classroom
Content:
Xiao Ling is sleeping at her desk.
Xiao Ai has lost a book beside her. Go out.
Xiao Wu came in and sat in Xiao Ai's position.
Xiao Ai (coming in): Oh, man, it's really puzzling. Are you kidding? Can't you see, I've already taken this seat!
Xiao Wu: Ding is Ding, Mao is Mao. Actually, I took it earlier than you!
Xiao Ai: I came early in the morning. Why didn't I see you?
Wu: I took it last night.
Xiao Ai: The last row is my patent! For it, I got up early every day, robbed my head, and my blood flowed. I can't lose this position!
Xiao Wu: The last row is my pride, and the land of geomantic omen is unique here. If you want to drive me away from here (little moxa:-why? ) I advise you to pull it down early!
Xiaoling wakes up: What's the noise? It's a waste of youth to quarrel in such a sacred classroom early in the morning! Do you know what political mistakes you made? Huh?
Xiao Ai: I don't know.
Xiaoling: As a * * * youth league member, we should set up the lofty ideal of * * * productism, maintain a high degree of consistency with the Party Central Committee politically, ideologically and in action, and constantly strengthen the organization concept and discipline concept of the league members ...
Xiao Wu and Xiao Ai: Elder sister, we are wrong. Don't waste your breath. We won't argue.
Xiao Ai is sitting in front of Xiaoling.
Xiao Ai: Last but not least, carry forward the style. Dude, take the exam according to me!
Wu: huh? Today's exam?
Xiaoling: Really? My hands are numb today!
Xiao Ai: Scared?
Xiao Wu: Did you sleep?
Xiaoling: None of them are right! Tired of cheating!
Xiao Ai: Hey, I think I spent most of the night burning the lamp and boiling the oil!
Xiao Wu: Oh, are you studying hard?
Xiaoling: do you cheat sheets, too?
Xiao Ai: Oh, I'm thinking about the exam strategy!
Xiao Wu and Xiao Ling lean over: What do you think?
Xiao Ai laughed wildly: I'm telling you, this move is fantastic!
Xiao Wu and Xiao Ling: Come on!
Xiao Ai: Copy from the book-(picks up the book)
Xiaoling: Go to hell!
Wu: that's a good idea! Why didn't I think of that?
Xiaoling: Come on. You call this a trick? Well, in order to ease the tense atmosphere, I'll give you a humorous quiz.
Xiao Ai and Xiao Wu ignored her.
Xiaoling: Say, how many steps are there in the exam answer sheet?
Xiao Ai and Xiao Wu leaned in: How many steps?
Xiaoling: There are three steps!
step one: write down your name. (Both nod)
Step 2: Read the topic! (Both nod)
Step 3:-Hand in the test paper!
Xiao Ai: Hand in a blank paper!
Xiao Wu: What's the problem?
Xiaoling: I'll give you another question. Say, today's exam, who didn't come?
Xiao Ai: Who can't come to the exam today? Xiaoling?
Xiaoling: I'm not here!
Xiao Ai: Look around, Wu?
Xiao Wu: Yes!
Xiao Ai: Ah! I see-little moxa!
Xiao Wu: You came for nothing! It's not the same as coming or not!
Xiaoling: the answer, teacher! It hasn't come yet!
the teacher came in.
three people are startled: coming? Why did you come without saying so? Oh dear! (Noisy)
Teacher 1: What's your name? Did the toad come in?
three people laugh.
teacher 1: be serious! What about this exam! No professional ethics at all! What is the most important thing these days? -score! Divide and divide, your lifeblood! (Laughter) Exam, our magic weapon!
Xiao Ai: Copy, copy, our unique skill!
teacher 1: hand out the test papers quickly! Don't come early after the exam. What time is it? The exam has started for half an hour! What did you do?
distribute the paper.
teacher 1: the exam time is * * * two hours! Don't hand in your papers for more than an hour! Students who want to answer the paper, please pick up the pen. Students who don't want to answer the paper, please rest in place. Students who want to go to the toilet-please restrain yourself!
Xiao Ai: I compare my teacher. He is a mouse looking for a cat as an escort-unreasonable demands!
Xiaoling: Exactly! Is he a legendary rapper, or why can't he keep mumbling?
teacher 1: be quiet! You are quieter than trees! Do you know how serious a mistake you have made? Every * * * youth league member must always pay attention to strictly demanding himself with the standards of * * * youth league members, constantly enhance his sense of honor and responsibility as a * * * youth league member, take the lead in all aspects of study, work and social life, and strive to be a model for implementing the party's line, principles and policies, working hard, studying hard, obeying the law and pioneering and innovating.
three people will copy.
teacher: (referring to Xiao Ai) Please stop copying this classmate!
Xiao Wu and Xiao Ling: I didn't copy it!
The teacher walked up to Xiao Ai: Classmate, stop copying!
Xiao Ai: How do you know? I copied it in my desk!
teacher: the board in front of your desk fell off. I saw it all!
Xiao Ai: (looks at it) Ouch! What bad luck
The teacher confiscated Xiao Ai's test paper, and Xiao Ai just wanted to stand up and walk.
teacher: sit down! Don't go out until an hour!
The teacher went to Xiao Wu, who took the test paper to the desk and copied it.
teacher: come on, come on, stop pretending! I despise you who cheat with books most, and you have no technical content at all. How did you just copy it? Like this? Like this?
Xiao Wu: lower, lower!
Teacher: (confiscating Xiao Wu's test paper) You also sit and reflect. Why did you cheat with the book?
Xiao Wu: I don't want to take the book either! I didn't make a cheat sheet like her (Xiaoling)!
Xiaoling stared at Xiao Wu.
Teacher: That's right. Remember to cheat next time! I like this kind of hard-working child.
teacher: it's time! Hand in the papers.
put away your test papers.
teacher: ok. Remember to take the advanced math exam this afternoon!
Xiao Ai: Ah! Still taking the advanced math exam in the afternoon?
Xiaoling: ah! ! Take the high test in the afternoon! (Picking up a cheat sheet) What did you take in the exam just now?
Xiao Wu: What's the height? ! What kind of tree is that?
three people: let's study how to cheat sheets!
Teacher 2 walks in
Xiao Ai: Chinese teacher!
Teacher 2: Xiao Ai, how do you write your composition! (Give the test paper to Xiao Ai)
Xiao Ai: What's the matter?
teacher 2: read it.
Xiao Ai: "My Teacher", my teacher has a melon face ...
Teacher 2: Wait, (takes out a big sign and writes claws on it) Are you a melon with a melon face? What you wrote is that my teacher has a paw face!
Xiao Ai: Teacher, paw face is also a face, can't you make do with it?
teacher 2: keep reading.
Xiao Ai: My teacher is really beautiful, really beautiful, really beautiful, really beautiful, really beautiful ...
Teacher 2: Stop! You write so much. It's beautiful. Why? Just write it to the end!
Xiao Ai: Teacher, isn't the composition required to be no less than 5 words?
teacher 2: so you only paint beautiful pictures?
Xiao Ai: Isn't it required to write true feelings? This is all my feelings!
Teacher 2: Hum, I'm telling you, you only have 496 words!
Xiao Ai: Oh! Then add another sentence: how beautiful!
Teacher 2: Look at your explanation of words and death, and you write "Die"!
Xiao Ai: Oh, I wanted to write dead!
teacher 2: (with a helpless face) you, you hung up again!
Xiao Ai: Give me another chance! I have rebuilt it five times!
teacher 2: ok, I'll give you a chance. I've heard of pemphigus, and I'm comfortable with it, right? You can make a sentence with ease, and I will give it to you when it is right!
Xiao Ai: You-blade-have-fish? ! Fish ... fish, fish swim in the water, and there are fish in the blade ...
Teacher 2: (laughs) Congratulations, you have won-
Xiao Ai: Did you pass?
teacher 2: (indifferent) the sixth chance to rebuild.
Xiaoling and Xiaowu: Forget it. Come and study the cheat sheet of high numbers.
Teacher 3 comes in.
Xiao Wu: Philosophy teacher!
teacher 3: Xiao Wu!
Xiao Wu: Yes!
Teacher 3: Look at your test paper! My question is: This is the question, please answer. What did you say?
Xiao Wu: This is the answer. Please give points ... Is it wrong?
Teacher 3: You-OK, next, essay question: What is courage? Why didn't you answer it?
Xiao Wu: I answered!
teacher 3: just five words!
Wu: (reading) This is courage! That's right! Then I handed in my paper without answering the following questions. How well I explained my courage!
teacher 3: you-you wait to hang up!
Xiao Wu: Teacher! Give me another chance! I hung up fifteen times!
teacher 3: then let me ask you two questions. It depends on your nature ...
Xiao Wu: Two-too many!
teacher 3: ok, you got the first question correctly. I'll let you pass if you don't answer the second question. how many hairs do you have?
Xiao Wu: I wish I were bald.
teacher 3: answer!
Xiao Wu: 123456789!
teacher 3: how do you know?
Xiao Wu: Teacher, I don't have to answer the second question!
teacher 3: ok! Very good! Very good! Holding (handing a piece of paper)
Xiao Wu: This is-
Teacher 3: Re-examination form! (bottom)
Xiaoling and Xiao Ai: Come and study the advanced number-
Teacher 4 comes in.
Xiaoling: English teacher! (trying to run)
Teacher 4: Xiaoling, what are you running for? Didn't eat breakfast!
Xiaoling: No-
Teacher 4: I saw you eat in the morning!
Xiaoling:-Breakfast tomorrow!
Teacher 4: Xiao Ling, look at the test paper. None of your reading comprehension is correct! Did you choose the topic directly without reading it at all?
Xiaoling: No!
Teacher 4: Don't you dare to quibble!
Xiaoling: I didn't even look at the question, just look at the answer!
teacher 4: and your composition! Why does it look familiar?
Xiaoling: Does it look unfamiliar? Read and understand the first sentence of each paragraph ...
Teacher 4: Xiaoling, you should wake up! You this time-
Xiaoling: Ah! Teacher, I have failed five or fifteen times, no, fifty times! Can't hang up any more!
teacher 4: it's not that I didn't give it to you ... this ... for example, can you translate what evening dress means?
(to the audience) it's an evening dress!
Xiaoling looks at Xiao Ai and Xiao Wu.
Xiao Ai: evening is night, right? It's most suitable for big games!
Xiao Wu: dress is clothes, and MM always clamors to buy them!
Xiaoling: Oh! Teacher, I know! It's a night suit!
the teacher shook his head. (bottom)
Xiaoling: No, I have to find a teacher! You two take your time! (bottom)
Xiao Ai: Forget it, it may not be useful to copy it. I'm leaving, too.
Wu: what should I do? Hand in a blank paper?
Xiao Ai: Of course, I can't hand in a blank paper. I'm going to recite the most difficult question now, and then write it on the test paper. I'll write it myself and answer it myself! (bottom)
Xiao Wu: He has personality. (Just about to leave)
Teacher 5 comes in.
Xiao Wu: Head teacher!
teacher 5: Xiao Wu, I want to talk to you.
Xiao Wu: Ah!
teacher 5: in the last exam, this question asked: what is the principle of this reaction? What did you answer?
Wu:-physical principles.
teacher 5: is there such an answer?
Wu: Is ... a chemical principle?
teacher 5: Xiao Wu! What can you do if you go on like this? Why don't you like studying?
Xiao Wu:-Don't like my major!
teacher 5: environmental workers? Do you know what environmental workers do?
Xiao Wu: sanitation worker.
teacher 5: it's environmental engineering!
Wu: Oh? So what do I do after graduation?
teacher 5: ... sanitation worker.
Xiao Wu: I heard that it is used to treat sewage.
teacher 5: (excited) who said anything about sewage treatment? -also control air pollution!
Xiao Wu: how to control the atmosphere?
teacher 5: I don't understand this! I teach water pollution treatment!
Xiao Wu: It's still for sewage treatment.
teacher 5: did your mother see your summer vacation results?
Wu: yes.
teacher 5: really? You really sent it?
Wu: of course I send it!
teacher 5: what did your mother say to you?
Xiao Wu: My mother said that she has nothing to do. What report card does the school send?
teacher 5: ... you go.
Wu: I can't leave.
teacher 5: why?
Xiao Wu: I want to sing one more song before I go.
Teacher 5: Is it just your curly hair that breaks your voice?
Xiao Wu: Then I'll invite the King of Songs to the head office. Please welcome the King of Songs!
2 He Jiong and Mary-super happy Insole
Ho: Audience friends in front of the TV
Ma: Audience friends who are not in front of the TV
Ho: Welcome to our super happy shopping channel. I'm Xiao He
Ma: Then I'm Ma Rui from Taipei.
Who?
Ma: Ma Rui from Taipei ~
He: To tell you the truth
Ma: Mary from the northeast
He: Do you usually walk?
Ma: Walk ~ Wow, hahaha, hum, you are really funny enough. Do I need to walk like a big star like me? I usually go out and sit privately.
When I go out for a long trip, I will fly home and take the elevator. My younger brother usually has something to do. P > He: OK OK, even if I ask wrong, can I ask you if you usually wear shoes? < P > Ma: Mama ~ Then you ask the right person. I told you as a professional shoe seller ... < P > He: Ah ~
Ma: sorry~ Ha, as a professional shoe buyer, especially a female expert, it's not to brag that I tell you a room of more than 6 square meters < High-heeled shoes, flat shoes, shoes, slippers, sneakers, sandals, sandals, water shoes, sandals, with or without a stool, zippered, buckled and unbuttoned. In short, all kinds of brand-name shoes
Ho: Ah Mei is tired, sister (patting her shoulder). Then you must use a lot of insoles.
Ma: Yeah, right.
Ho: So today you are lucky. A celebrity once said, A thousand miles. Next, it's really a foot rest without insoles. So today, we brought super happy insoles that are popular all over Asia and all over the world, making everyone crazy and screaming for them.
Ma: Wow, this is what I put in every pair of shoes. Since I put this super happy on my shoes, my head has stopped shaking and my hands have become more rosy than before. Many friends have asked me if I am abnormal ..
He: (⊙.
Ma: Are you in love ~ Oh, I don't even know why ~
Ho: Of course, you padded our super happy insoles.
Together, the more you padded them, the brighter they became ~
Ho: A philosopher once said: beginning of life is good in nature; No insole, it's really a drag. Don't look at me.