A modern poem called weather forecast?
weather forecast
Now let's introduce the weather forecast for girls within 24 hours.
It will be cloudy around nipples tomorrow, and it will be raining in Mao Mao from neck to belly.
There will be a tropical storm-like pirate invasion along the coast at night.
Please prepare your thighs from the bedroom in Liaoning to the toilet in Guangdong.
Will be shrouded in yawning fog
A girl in a foggy city in Beijing was kissed by an unidentified man.
Crying for the chairman of the Women's Federation, it rained in the afternoon.
The caterpillar under the leaves cursed in a low voice: "This era is terrible, and the visibility is too low-..."
At night, a tornado in the Taiwan Province Strait swept the mayor of Taipei into the soft tongue of the sea.
Love along the coast of South China will face a wide range of thunderstorm weather.
The soft tongue of the sea will lick the bureaucrats in Fujian, and the northwest is still dry.
Just like lips that haven't been kissed for a long time, beware of aliens throwing stones at Tiananmen Square.
Wuhan: Cloudy to cloudy. God is dead, my mother.
Nanjing: Chiang Kai-shek holds an umbrella to commemorate Sun Yat-sen.
Lhasa: It's sunny at-2 to 13 degrees, white as a girl's ass.
This is a good place to lay eggs.
Guangzhou: Rich people soak girls in dishes in their spare time.
Urumqi: suitable for herding sheep, beware of inviting wolves into the room.
Xinjiang prairie girl's skirt is as elegant as white clouds.
This social hidden danger has attracted the attention of the central government.
Hangzhou; Everywhere in Jiangnan, talents meet each other.
Harbin: A Japanese is talking in his sleep underground.
Haikou: Humidity and high temperature make many people vomit white bubbles.
Kunming: The President of the World Expo is looking for Xi 'an everywhere: Qin Shihuang is the police chief.
Shijiazhuang women don't marry Shanghai and turn to Jill to breathe.
Menstrual women
Even nightmares are woven with Chuanxiong. Menstrual women pinch their lips.
Don't miss a mile.
You have a chance to be a qualified woman until the end.
The whole country helped her bite hard and carefully.
Meteorological satellite issued flood warning
Shh, don't believe rumors, spread rumors and hold your ground.
Watch the weather forecast on time every night.
People who grind their teeth at night are pickled into a bottle of yeast.
Mayflies, chigger mites, ticks and other small things quickly carry clods.
Can't stop the invasion of Hollywood movies.
Some people put down dangerous rocks.
Some people smoke in mouse holes for the winter.
"If all the dead bodies grow motherwort-"
That man can't talk anymore. He wants to make a film about the life of menstruating women.
It's fruit all night.
Formalin soaked the moon.
If yeast is sown,
Will the girls on the street swell rapidly?
Until no one can be pulled out
Can clouds tame fields? Menstrual women are uncertain.
Resentment, beating your chest, everything comes from the "fullness" of girlhood.
Once this word is decomposed, it can't be harvested.
Don't go out, don't break the bowl, don't miss a word.
When closing doors and windows, press the car body tightly and close all exits.
"It's all soda, formalin and Wu Zetian-"
The man discontentedly murmured
Don't go out for 7 days.
Umbrella confiscated and pots and pans locked.
A plate that can hold everything.
Menstrual women are taboo.
It was stuffed with cotton, linen paper and hay during the day.
Everything is soft and touching.
It's like going back to first love.
Even steel mills, military factories and slaughterhouses are emotional.
Full of decadent sounds, it's hard to stop without rain.